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Catholic Theocrat, Confirmed 3/26/16, Irony on a whole notha level.

working on a novel🇺🇸🇪🇨🇻🇦
Joined April 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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1 year
If any of my mutuals are having any mental issues or just need someone to talk to, then please dm me. I'll always be here for you guys, even if you think the whole world is against you. Please feel free to contact me anytime, I might not respond immediately, but I'll try.
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@Shark_Shaman @FirearmsRetro Curved so far left it went right.
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@OrwellNGoode I am once again advocating for the destruction of silicon valley.
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@dense_af @Whee233 Yep. As God intended.
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@niceaccount5 Ayumu Kasuga (AKA Osaka) from azumanga daioh.
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Bro, isn't that a good thing? Christ saved someone from ruining their life. Why are you mad?
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@RikkoWasTaken @VlCTORIANCHILD And the archives. Dont forget the archives.
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How azumanga daioh characters would actually react to you coming out - a thread 🧵
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how azumanga daioh characters would react to you coming out - a thread🧵
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@CEOofPower @giganticbuddha 🥺🥺🥺 🥺 🥺🥺🥺
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@FFefnir @CEOofPower @giganticbuddha 🥺🥺🥺 🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺 🥺🥺🥺
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@kirawontmiss Me checking (hidden) replies rn.
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@CadetFun Nafo will ruin this poor dogs legacy. I hope he rests in peace, the poor lil guy.
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THEY REMOVED THE FUCKING COMMUNITY NOTES! MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT!
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@ADL
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#OTD in 1915, Leo Frank z"l was lynched by an antisemitic mob in Georgia, 2 yrs after he was unjustly convicted of murder in a trial marred by antisemitism. The revival of @paradebway reintroduced the public to this tragedy. Thank you to the cast & crew for sharing Frank's story.
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@F4t4lb3rt @greentexts_bot Why yes I can be trusted with coal, dusting sulphur, stump remover, a blender, a drill, flash paper, and soup cans! Why ask?
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@kirawontmiss Some of y'all need to hear this
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>peta makes a new campaign raising awareness for cashmere >They make a public display and post it online >it's softcore porn >mfw
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@PETAUK
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🔊 This is the sound of pain. Tied down, screaming in pain whilst workers tear the hair from their bodies. Cashmere is TORTURE for goats. #LFW #LondonFashionWeek
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Pagans when they end up in hell because "Christianity is full of le latinxoids!!!" :
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"Bike cuck will never be real."
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@bambipotf
ਆਦਿਤਿਆ 🇵🇸
9 months
my bike got stolen yesterday :( I'm not a crazed reactionary so I'm not going to rant about how we should have more cops. hopefully the person who took it gets some use or money out of it but I do want to write a tribute. I loved that bike
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I wonder what these balloons are for...
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@ONlFACE @LocalBateman @DudespostingWs Give a man some money, he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to get some money, and he will eat for the rest of his life.
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@azumangaclips Give credit to the man who made the original. @morbb11
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@ink_drawings @Johnson__joey Bro, I'm a minority, who owns a room full of guns and ammo. There are MILLIONS of people just like me in my state ALONE. Yet there is not that much gun control here. you gotta realize that there are alot more POC gun owners than you may think, and Gun orgs are happy to serve them
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Oomfie check up. How're ya doing today foomies?
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"HAHAHAHA! LOOK EVERYONE! A Q***R!"
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@Bacci_Chan Oops, all bangers!
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@cringeyboi6 @ByronBiDisaster @KVennie @VlCTORIANCHILD Check your bio, and may Darwin's love be with you!
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Normalize harboring no malice or hatred in your heart. Normalize being hopeful, happy and kind.
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"ah just think it's not natural, is all."
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We will convert them.
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Pagan revivalism in Latvia. This is beautiful.
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Who cares about your opinion. You're a femboy. Your opinion is automatically invalidated.
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@MrSpyCrab1 @MugiFan1776 Christianity, a religion for idiot goyim who can't think for themselves. 100% of their responses are predictable. Sheeple gradually being lead to their slaughterhouse, generation by generation, since they are effectively rootless.
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Porn has ruined our (2000's kids) generation. I know, because It ruined my life. We must defeat this threat before it ruins the next generation permanently.
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@MrSpyCrab1
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This is your lungs on 5 packs a week. Heartbreaking. 💔
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I have a better idea.
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Can you stop being transgener. It's my birthday and I would appreciate you not being transgener today and the rest of your life thank you.
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@helipilot_
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popping
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Chiyo:
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Damn, mutuals are dropping like flies. This nightmare will never end. I might even loose my 1000th follower and be reduced back to a 900+ follower account. It's really over now huh.
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@MoonShire05 >tfw it's made by a Christian, not meant to be used against the faith.
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"F*****."
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"It's Adam and eve, not Amy and eve."
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"Oh... F*****..."
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@MrSpyCrab1
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Yes I am. Got a problem with it? Come on, I can debate you too. Come and get me.
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BLASPHEMY ON TIMELINE MUSLIMEEN THIS MAN NOW
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@stone_toss
Stonetoss Comics
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Can't even go 5 minutes on Twitter without an oomf posting about wanting to have sexual relations with a fictional character/egirl of the week. At least some of my oomfs just repost cute art or make some funny posts. Like holy shit please post about anything else.
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We did it boys. Four years ago, I joined Twitter just to follow some creators, now, 4 years later, I'm literally followed by a small army. I would have never expected it to happen, but I'm glad it did. I love all of you, may God bless you all.
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"Marriage is between a man and a woman."
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I'm gonna fail this final. 30% of my grade down the drain. Pray for me.
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@wolfdiesel66 @bertiecharlie @alexstein99 "Let's ban all guns, because it worked for alcohol and drugs!"
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Oh, that's the TADC developer mocking the lord's death.
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@GooseworxMusic
gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx
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Concept 3D models.
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Failed my culinary exam it's so over.
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Me : "I'm straight." My male followers :
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You will never be a real virtual singer. You have no talent, you have no creativity, you have no soul. You are an artificial intelligence twisted by globohomo and 🧃into being a crude mockery of Yamaha's perfection.
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🎤🚨|| Noonoouri, the first AI pop singer has officially released a debut single after signing with industry giant Warner Music. (Telegraph) #PopNews
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"Cool! Unfortunately leviticus 20 13!"
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I'M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT. none of you interact with me anymore probably it's the time to say goodbye I am done and why are you still reading this? are you okay? do you like me? should I push you to the wall and kiss? is that what you want??
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@fenceil Finally, i can make a complete set
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@animalboysister
aster! ζ 🤎💙💚🩷🤎
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Ok, so it turns out I'm actually NUMBER FUCKING 6 ON THE BANLIST! I AM ONE OF THE REASONS IT WAS MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE! Very cool! I'm famous now! Ladies please, one at at time. I'm only one person after all.
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@RedAlter11 This is the kind of spirit that saves our future. Absolutely unfathomably based. God bless this man and his kid.
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@DeltaRanger7
your warning before destruction
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"Keep it in the closet!"
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They're growing... Fast!
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We don't own him btw. Fuck this guy. Not representative of the average Catholic at all.
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Saw a trans person on my way to class earlier. That counts the 6th time I ever saw one irl.
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Since some of my oomfies are doing this already, I might as well join in on the fun. Comment here, and I will give my completely honest thoughts and opinions of you.
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I'm privating because of the awful qrts, I hope these people can find solace in the lord's presence. In a bit of good news, she is alive! Although she is going through things right now. Please pray for her, and if you have contact with her, please talk to her. Gn and God bless.
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Just woke up and I feel like my head is exploding. How are you my oomfies. Gm and God bless.
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Abortion is murder no matter who does it. No compromises, no exceptions. The will of the Lord precedes any worldly matter, so excuse me when I continue to say that abortion should be banned for everyone. I'm not a hypocrite and I do actually follow the teachings of my faith.
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@justice4ohtrayv
卍Sir Mupfigga Abdullah, PhD卍
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Thread🧵 of "based" right-wingers and race traitors supporting more black babies:
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Hmmm. I wonder what this means. ☺️
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NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! WE JUST GOT HIM BACK! WHY!!!! (He either got sussed or deactivated I'm not sure. But either way, there is no way I will recover from this loss.)
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>Multiple oomfies get suspended this week >Nōdle is found out to be a pedo >Multiple oomfwars >Almost got banned off of discord >My college experience started horribly Yep, these past two months might be some of the worst this year.
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@anchover_ Hey anon...
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"Me too..."
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"DO YOU LIKE PROG ROCK?!!?" "Sir, I-I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this establishment..." "ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS IS MUSE!" "I-Im calling the police..." "DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO A LIVE CONCERT!!!" "I have a boyfriend..." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" *Mcnutts myself.*
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@_HyphenQ_ @Mebssann Even more painful.
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IM ON THE LIST AS WELL!!!!
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