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MrSoberPickle

10 months

There is a difference between being there for people and being convenient for people. Choose wisely. Know your worth. ❤️

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1 year

@duane_g_watson One my techs sent an industrial microscope (nothing crazy but still $15k) out for repair once and I learned, after the fact, that I should have been way more specific about packaging. It showed up at it’s destination in so many more pieces than it left in. So very many.

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OMG! They write jokes for each other every year that they have to be read, without knowledge on the air. Che is trying to get Colin killed. I’m convinced. 🤦‍♂️😁🤣❤️

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1 year

I didn’t drink yesterday. I am on the fucking cliff today but I didn’t fucking drink. Please. I just need a hug. ❤️

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1 year

@duane_g_watson To his credit, he became an EXPERT at shipping anything after that. The next thing he shipped was delicate and I told him to pack it like it was stereo equipment. After that, any time he’d have to ship something he’d ask “Stereo?” and I’d answer accordingly. He had no more

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21 days

No details but I just had a complete breakdown. Please send your best hugs. All are welcomed. Imma be ok in a few hours. ❤️👊🏻

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1 month

@miles_gsmith And Japan pulling them right back! ❤️

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1 year

7 months sober today and soooo happy about it! ❤️😁 #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

I appreciate that whoever did this infographic took the time to label the toilet. 🤦‍♂️ This whole thing is surreal. Here’s hoping that there’s still hope. #Titanic #TitanicRescue

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1 year

@BlazesAccount Any single contestant from Drag Race could/would put this to SHAME! 🤦‍♂️

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6 months

Ah, fuck. I’m crumbling fast…💔 I’m alive. I’m not gonna drink. I’m not gonna hurt myself. I’m just in the emotional basement.

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1 month

I just had a massive seizure. Please send hugs. ❤️🫂

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2 years

Good morning! 20 DAYS clean today and ready to keep going. Thanks for everyone’s support. Please share for any other sober babies out there! ❤️

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4 months

@MissSassbox I just told my wife I want to be a be able to FT Law before I leave the house every day. Me: “Law, this is what I’m wearing today.” Law: “No, sweetie. Not as long as there is breath in my lungs. Take me to your sad, goddamn closet now.”

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1 year

@twinstantfamily If he wouldn’t have ignored that half pound lifting restriction he wouldn’t be in this mess! Seriously. This is so messed up and I’m sorry you’re having to deal with this. 🥺

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1 year

I want a drink so badly. I NEED a drink. I don’t have any alcohol and I’m not going to get any. I just need to say it out loud. It’s there. I waved to it. I acknowledged it. Now, I can give it the finger and ignore it. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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10 months

@MaryLTrump “Tuck/Frump 2024 - Bow ties and big lies!”

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1 year

@galosgann @duane_g_watson Nope. Every shred of glass in it was destroyed. My man sent that thing for a ride.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica It’s pretty sad that Rudy got the best lighting out of this lot.

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1 year

…..💔🥺😶 I’m sober. Still sober. That’s it.

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1 year

@rebmasel To be fair, I’d side with Sophie Turner against Santa Claus but I’m with you on all points. He’s been on tour every year….

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1 year

@tricyclemayor @Blackbea16Manon You are beautiful. Please don’t let anyone dim your light. ❤️

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10 months

@NicoDelgadoAZ Ladies and gentlemen…The Dough Boys.

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11 months

He makes me smile every single time. I woke up a few weeks ago truly not sure how I’d make it through the day. I watched one of Mychal’s videos and climbed out of bed. Life needed living. For what it’s worth, @mychal3ts you made a difference in this recovering person’s life

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1 year

If you’re up, please say “hi”… I’m having a rough one. 🫂

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2 years

Day 36. Help. It’s getting really hard. 😞

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7 months

I want a drink so badly today. SO badly. I really don’t want to go to a meeting. So, I’m getting ready to go to a meeting. Because…one day at a time. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

On this anniversary, I always remember the story of Todd Beamer. He was on Flight 93. He tried to call his pregnant wife from a phone on the plane but could only get through to an operator. He told her what had happened on the plane and that they were going to try to bring it

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8 months

One of the guys I began my sponsorship with has been in the wind for months. He has a unique name and, every now and then, I check for news online. I hadn’t checked in a while and thought to do so tonight. I found his obituary. 💔😞 #RecoveryPosse

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8 months

I can’t believe I’ve just celebrated my second New Year’s Eve and Day completely sober. Seriously. I’m SO happy and SO excited for the road ahead. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Why the fuck did I just watch this?!? 😳

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4 months

@MissSassbox @BlackLadySketch I was done at “…pick up my seed early.” 🤣

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1 year

@KesendraB @ChudsOfTikTok I still like having one that has some kind of mechanical feel to it when you shift. I couldn’t do away with it entirely.

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11 months

@imnotabotbiatch @ask_aubry Parenting credo: “Snitches get stitches, bitches.”

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1 year

@easlgrundle @duane_g_watson Hey man….it worked. 😁

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1 year

Today marks 9 months of sobriety for me. Nine. Effing. Months. I’ll be damned. We DO recover. Thank you guys so much. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryIsPossible #RecoveryPosse #WeDoRecover

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1 month

@LizLemon5759 @MegWritesBooks He’s been trending for three hours so…calm down, Karen. Millions and millions are watching.

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11 months

@notcapnamerica The man put the soup in the fridge, didn’t he? 🤣

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2 years

Day 1 again. I have so many emotions, but mainly anger and hopelessness. Love y’all. ❤️😞💔

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@MrSoberPickle

10 months

@notcapnamerica Every second of watching this little man gave me life. ❤️

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1 year

@garonnevik Ohhhhh, shit. I knew you wouldn’t disappoint and it’s only been like 20 minutes!!! Did he…did he puke?

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9 months

Hi, hi, y’all. I’m low key, which is to say FULL THROTTLE having a panic attack. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. How’s everyone? 😕😰🤕

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2 years

Day 7 - My surrender chip. I’ve never been so proud of a piece of plastic. ❤️

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Could’ve gone my whole life (and several more) without seeing that.

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1 year

Day 180 - Today is my 6 month soberversary!!! I’m so, SO happy! ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse Thank you all for your help. I never thought I’d make it here.

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1 month

@besdao Just sat in the back like Phelps with his Beats on and then brought that shit HOME!

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8 months

Christina Applegate walking onto the stage (she uses a wheelchair) with a cane and assistance, and the place coming UNGLUED for her is everything. ❤️🥹

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1 year

I called my sponsor today and tearfully, sobbingly said “I need a drink so goddamn bad!!!” He talked me down and helped me remember who I am and how I’ve gotten this far. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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7 months

I was shopping behind a couple who were both wearing this sweatshirt. I asked to take a pic. My voice broke. The guy said “You ok, brother?” and I just stared at him. He pulled me into the biggest hug and I sobbed. He sobbed with me and told me it would be ok. #BeKind

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8 months

Well, we moved into our little rental house today. One year and one week ago we moved because of my addiction. Today is a big step. I’m ready. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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8 months

Me: “Does this cough medicine have alcohol?” Pharmacist: “Yes. About 8%.” Me: “Ok. Is there an OTC alternative?” He spent a while with me and helped me find the best alternative without alcohol. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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1 month

@DerekNeverFails The same type of father who has an app on his phone while his teenage son has the companion app so that they can monitor each other’s internet usage for porn. 🤦‍♂️

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7 months

The ignorance of people insulting Post Malone and his performance is astounding. He’s one of the warmest, kindest, most talented musicians of our time. People need to look in the damn mirror.

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13 days

I’m not a bad person. That’s all I want people to know. I’ve made horrible decisions. I’m not a bad person 💔🥺 #RecoveryPosse

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2 years

Day 29! I CANNOT BELIEVE that tomorrow, I will be one month sober! It’s like Christmas Eve. Thank you all so much! #RecoveryPosse ❤️👊🏻😁

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@MrSoberPickle

5 months

Giving his daddy a tiny kiss!!! ❤️🥰

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5 months

A newborn baby kissing his daddy back is precious 😘

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1 year

@aheze0 @historyinmemes Everything that has happened is history. 🤷

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1 year

@BettyBowers I guess we just saw a dead body.

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1 year

@pluffbebop @duane_g_watson Imma need some time to recover from your name. Stand by.

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2 years

Day 60 - Today is a huge day and it has nothing to do with football! I’ve made it 60 days and a lifetime more to come. #RecoveryPosse ❤️

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1 year

I just want to sleep. To sleep without the horror of my past. Something…. Anything. There has to be something that will help. Not picking up. I’m sober. I’m just so completely exhausted. ❤️🫂🥺😞 #RecoveryPosse

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2 months

I talked to a long time friend earlier tonight. He’s not an emotional guy. He said “Before we go…this is the best you’ve sounded in years. No stammering. No stuttering. No ‘Wtf did he just say?’ It’s the Pickle I met twenty years ago.” I. Sobbed. So. Hard. #RecoveryPosse

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2 years

Day 3 again. Here we go. One day at a time. ❤️

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2 years

My AA Sponsor died yesterday. It’s hard to not see this as some super-negative sign. Trying so hard. 💔❤️

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1 year

I have a recovery brother who has relapsed and is likely in the process of actively drinking themselves to death right now. And there’s nothing I can do. I know this is a test. I’ll pass it. But fucking hell, this sucks. #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

@garonnevik If this isn’t worth a follow…nothing is. 😁❤️

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2 months

@autcareandshare I worked at Wendy’s in school and a man came through the drive through one day and was around $2 of what he needed. I pulled the money out of my pocket to cover him. I came in the next day to an envelope with a note to thank me and a $20 bill. ❤️🥹

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5 months

I can’t see through my own tears to type but I still have much to say. I am heart-wrenchingly lonely and still loved beyond measure. How does one reconcile that? ❤️🫂

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2 years

I can’t thank my #RecoveryPosse enough for the love I’ve gotten on this morning’s post. I’ve NEVER had that kind of response and it warmed my heart SO much. ❤️

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11 months

Day 300: Today is 10 months!!! Holy crap! Ten months sober. I’m SUCH a different person than I was this time last year. I’m proud of that. I have a long way to go, but I’m proud of where I am. Thank you all for your help! ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

I’m so thoroughly broken. Will every fallen body in recovery have such light in their eyes, a tenderness in their words and warmth in their heart? This is lifetimes harder than I ever could’ve imagined. May I have the strength to emerge in one piece. 💔🥺😞 #RecoveryPosse

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2 years

Tonight was my first real meeting. I’m humbled beyond words. The way everyone looked me in the eyes when they shared…because I was the newcomer…I have no words. I was given a long list of member numbers to call. I mustered up the voice to share and they were all so supportive.

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9 months

My thing is done already. My charge was plead down and I just have some fines to deal with. It’s over after a year and a half. I cannot even describe the profound relief and immensity of the weight lifted off of my heart. ❤️👊🏻 #RecoveryPosse #WeDoRecover

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9 months

I have a thing tomorrow. It’s a court date that’s been a long time coming and the big thing remaining that I need to put behind me from my addiction. So, I’m going to be the NEEDIEST person in your feeds for at least the next 24 hours. I apologize in advance. #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

You guys never cease to humble me. I had a rough day followed by another. I asked for a hug and over 700 of you obliged (and one hard “no” 🤣). Thank you all so much. So, so much. #RecoveryPosse ❤️👊🏻

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1 year

I didn’t drink yesterday. I am on the fucking cliff today but I didn’t fucking drink. Please. I just need a hug. ❤️

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2 years

Day 21 of my new life and looking forward to some (hopefully) amazing opportunities today! Hope you’re all doing well! 😁❤️👊🏻

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1 year

Goodnight, all. I’ve got six months under my belt. That’s an awesome thing to tuck under my pillow tonight. ❤️ #RecoveryPosse

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6 months

My favorite sign in my home group hall. #RecoveryPosse

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1 year

@Scottcrates And the crowd goes TEPID!!!

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5 months

My Mom’s long time boyfriend was taken off of life support this morning and I don’t know what to do for her. I wish I could take her pain away. 💔😞🥺

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2 years

Day 4 today. Still starting over. I CAN do this. ❤️👍🏻

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4 months

Help. Please help. Someone talk to me please. 💔💔💔

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1 year

@povdemie To quote my wife… “Sasha had such a reputation going into this and she didn’t disappoint. Not once.”

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2 years

Day 30 - TODAY IS DAY THIRTY! 😁

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1 year

When I was early in my TRUE addiction to alcohol, I would visit the same liquor store and buy little shooter (AKA...airline) bottles of the same thing and the person checking me out would tell me that it would be like "It could be purchased cheaper at XYZ price." and I would

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7 months

In 22 minutes, it will be my birthday. I’m insufferable on my birthday. You’ve been warned. ❤️😁😈

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1 year

It’s been really rough lately and my mind has not been a happy place. I should have given last night’s post (since deleted) more thought before actually putting it up. Thank you to the kind soul that was worried enough about me that I received this. I appreciate you and love

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11 months

I envy people who are like “I take half a Benadryl and sleep like a baby.” Meanwhile, I take an Ambien, two Benadryl, two Melatonin, and two Unisom and my brain is like “WHAT SHOULD WE WATCH?!?” 🤦‍♂️😂

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2 years

Today is TOUGH so far and it’s only 6:10 AM. I’ll make it. I have to. Right?

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4 months

Someone help. I’m so sad. 💔

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1 year

@KesendraB @ElieNYC She just threw him down the stairs in middle school.

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1 year

@TrinityTheTuck I like Luxx but she could stand a little humility now and then.

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8 months

Today is the best day….ever. It’s my 25th anniversary with my beautiful, amazing, forgiving wife. It’s the day that we found a small home for at least the next few months that we can start our new lives in. We do recover. We SO do. ❤️👊🏻🫂 #RecoveryPosse

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8 months

Hihi. Happy Sunday. May I please haz hug? I’m struggling a lot today. 😞🥺

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1 year

Y’all, I could use a hug. Quickly. Thank you. 🥺

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