Florian Bettencourt Twombly @MrSloaneRanger Twitter profile

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

9 months

How to tell if you have gay brain: You read this as "it's giving season" instead of "it's giving season." If you understand the distinction between the two identical sentences you may be eligible for compensation

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3 years

How it started ➡️➡️➡️ How it's going (I love the Olympics)

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3 years

Is it still technically considered a nip slip when you're the one causing the slip?

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3 years

So, Boston, we meet again. Seems sketch

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2 years

When I tell you I am so in love with Lord Bridgerton

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2 years

Happy Valentine's Day, lovers 🤍🖤🤍

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3 years

Okay, but J.Crew corduroys are where it's at

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3 years

Feeling pretty in pink. 💗

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3 years

I look like a whole ass MAN today wtf is happening

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3 years

The homosexual urge to turn all t-shirts into tank tops that barely cover the nipples

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2 years

Officially 36 today. Wild that I'm now closer to 40 than I am 30, but what even is age

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3 years

Channeling the spirit of Lady Di for Diana, The Musical tonight

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2 years

Out here dressed like I'm delivering packages for UPS

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2 years

I dress like such a dad

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2 years

Not the tik tok kids basically calling me @doritkemsley1 in the comments

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2 years

I could not possibly be less interested in getting off the couch today

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3 years

As someone who normally does not particularly like being in Boston, I have been having a rather enjoyable time

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@MrSloaneRanger

2 years

Sweater weather 🍂

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Trying to look at gay as possible at the gym in this super conservative little town just to make the rednecks sweat a little

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3 years

I spend so much time on the sofa that we are becoming one and the same. Come sit on me

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5 months

I hate to say it, but I found Feud: Capote Vs. the Swans to be such a slog. With all the amazing actresses in the show I had very high hopes, but I found Capote to be such an irredeemable character that I hated every moment he was on screen, which was 99% of the series 😞

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3 years

hey there

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@MrSloaneRanger

11 months

I'm still alive and posting a pic that went on insta over a week ago

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

2 years

I struggle to build any visible muscle in my upper body, but at least my ass has proven responsive to workouts? Small wins

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

So which one of y'all is going to come lie on the couch and watch tv and eat junk food with me tonight to keep me from going out and spending more money? Hmm?

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3 years

Really feeling the straight from gym to bed pipeline tonight

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

I hear gays love pit pics, so I'm just gonna indulge in a little attention seeking behavior and post these. I mean honestly, what is Twitter good for if not attention seeking behavior

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Happy Christmas! I made @Trevorlcollins take approximately 85 photos just to get these two that I deemed acceptable for posting

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

And just like that I'm on a train to Boston to see a boy who lives less than ten minutes away from the house I sold and the life I left there just last year. Happy New Year, y'all

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

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1 year

Literally the gayest things you can imagine

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1 year

What happens here

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3 years

Lil dumplin'

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2 years

The gym? On the lord's day? More likely than you think

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@MrSloaneRanger

8 months

Island boy 🇬🇷🌴🌋

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3 years

First haircut in over a month and I feel alive

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3 years

Eh, why not

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

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2 years

Manspreading at the McCafé

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3 years

I think I'm breaking all the rules set forth by the brilliant Chet Hanks for dressing for a white boy summer

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

This 🚬 is now fully vaccinated and ready to get the summer started

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3 months

Just another manic monday

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

I finally got out of bed and went and signed up for a gym membership after not working out all month. Please clap

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

2 years

If you don't look ridiculous and match your running shorts and running shoes, did you even run?

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

My Google Pixel 6 Pro arrived! Sorry iPhone friends, but the green text bubbles aren't going anywhere...

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

So, I was just getting dressed to go pick up lunch, and I'm sorry, but when did I start looking like a whole ass MAN?

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3 years

Princess Di and I. The black sheep of the family.

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

moved in to my new place and back on my old shit

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

I'm not actually missing the tip of my middle finger, contrary to how it appears

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

2 months

Today marks 10 years since leaving Oklahoma and moving to the Northeast. What a transformative 10 years it's been. 27 to 37. Marriage, divorce, grad school, career changes, four different states, deaths, love, loss, life, and so much growth. Can't wait to see what's next 💕

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

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2 years

Hey Google, play 💎 by Rihanna

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

6 months

Guess who turned 37 today and is dressed like it's Halloween, not the end of January 🕷️🎉

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

hi boys.

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

2 years

Did you know 7-11 sells extra tall cans of diet coke

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@MrSloaneRanger

2 years

Saturdays are for the boys (and by boys I mean myself)

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

My eyes are really giving 🤪 today

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

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2 years

Iconic. Inspirational. Magical.

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Rewriting my narrative. I'm no longer telling people "I'm unemployed." Instead it's now "Oh, I don't work." Really adds an air of mystery and intrigue

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Apartment hunting may be a nightmare but I got a workout in and I'm wearing my go-to shirt and shorts so at least my mood has improved 🥲

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

It's Saturday night and I made it to a drag show in Brooklyn and I'm back home and sober on my couch before midnight thirty please clap

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@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Wedding time 💒

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

Above all else I am lazy, so tonight I just put on some of my riding gear and I'm going as an equestrian. At the very least it draws attention where I want it

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

3 years

star-crossed ❤️‍🔥

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Florian Bettencourt Twombly

@MrSloaneRanger

1 year

Honestly, fuck NYC apartment hunting. I am not entering a damn bidding war for an apartment. Why did I waste my time viewing the apt, gathering all of this info, and submitting it just for them to realize they could start a bidding war and make more money. Fuck off