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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Brandy & I have a new podcast!! 1st ep drops on Tuesday. If u miss hearing us talk shit, click the link & subscribe!

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

List of things to do before Joe Biden leaves office. A running list. 1. Invite Kristi Noem into Oval and leave her alone with Major. 2. Pardon Major.

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Scared? Just vote for Biden. anything happens @VP becomes president and we have an awesome administration that doesn’t believe in rape, autocracy, tax cuts for the rich, putting the middle class in poverty, abortion bans, and full immunity for the king. Vote. Blue. Vote Biden

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

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7 years

FACT. MIC. DROP. BLAM. HONK. HONK.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

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1 year

This is the speech from The Barbie Movie. Period.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

Millions of women have said Me Too. How many men would be brave enough to say “I’ve done it” then maybe we have a real place to start. 💣👍🏼😡

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

Go immediately and check out the brilliant @magnushastings1 new photo exhibit #gayface My face has never looked fucking gayer. #queerart #magnushastingsphotography

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

3 years

We stand with @trishapaytas 100%! We are Jewish and we have never felt anything but love, support and good intentions from her. And her handsome fiancé Moses from @channelwater came on our podcast to prove it! Listen now:

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

WHOEVER made this piece of art. Slow clap. Standing ovation. Kiss finger. Just. Thank you.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

What the actual fuck are we doing? But Biden can’t win??. WTF!? He will lose if we don’t vote for him and Harris. Period. So here’s an idea shut the fuck up and vote democrat period period period period. You are going to let monsters run the country.

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@sensiblemiddle

2 months

So Dana White, seen here taking a swing at his wife, will introduce Trump, who was found liable for sexual abuse of E. Jean Carroll, at the RNC Convention. That’s pretty on brand for Trump. Nice job Republicans. 🙄

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

😍. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. #sheldonwhitehouse @SenWhitehouse

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Impressed @HilaryClinton so composed no matter what he throws at her. I would've lunged and burst into lesbian flames at him 32 minutes ago

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

3 years

Get in line.

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3 years

Pete Buttigieg could kick Tucker Carlson’s ass.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. Fuck. Fuuuuuuuck! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck?? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking. FUCK. ! ??

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

Introducing PRESIDENT @VP I am deceased with joy and sadness. The democratic party bullied @JoeBiden into stepping aside because our pathetic fear won out over strength and unity. I hope now we will unite & take down the monster that made everyone question their own integrity.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

I want to congratulate the lesbian bar mitzvah sisters. The party consisted of killing and torturing elephants, cheetahs & the country. 👍🏼🎉

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

@MeghanMcCain

Mitch McConnell back to work after freeze-up, offers no health updates

The Senate Republican leader's allies said McConnell felt lightheaded. Neurologists say the incident merited a medical evaluation.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

16 days

Where are all the protestors? I can’t go to god damn Macy’s without people holding signs about zionists and colonizers and occupiers and ceasefire and genocide and apartheid. But I don’t see shit about this?

Elica Le Bon الیکا‌ ل بن

@elicalebon

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Today, the Taliban passed a law that bans women from showing their faces and having their voices heard in public. Their burqas must now entirely cover their faces and they are not permitted to speak in public or to look at any males that are not relatives. Perhaps it’s been an

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

I know in my heart her eyes can turn into lasers. Right? Where are the lasers!? God damnit Hilary! Use. The. Lasers. Woman!

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

BREAKING NEWS. This male cat hasn’t raped anyone yet.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

YESS! Unblocked and it feel so good!! Juicy Scoop w/ @HeatherMcDonald - building bridges & bringing people together. This legit made my year, @MeghanMcCain Thank you! #Craven #YouWereAtMyWeddingDenise #IfLovingYouisWrongIdontWantToBeRight

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

4 years

Catching up on all my pop culture podcasts - I love Juicy Scoop w @HeatherMcDonald . Imagine my surprise when I see I'm an entire segment... Thanks for the constructive criticism @TheBrandyHoward @MrJulieGoldman - hope you're all surviving quarantine with help from @TheView ! xoxo

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

It’s not just one man. It’s an entire administration. An entire party. An entire ethos. It’s the supreme fucking court. It’s our fucking rights. You’re concerned because he’s old!? Because he doesn’t talk so g g g oood!? Slap. Slap. Slap. Snap out of it!

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

@PressSec @POTUS Sorry that happened to you but clearly this establishment is expressing their religious freedom. We must respect the owner’s beliefs. 🌈🙅🏽‍♀️

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Since Republicans want to repeal and replace ACA and defund Planned P. I'd like to repeal and replace me having to pay taxes into religion.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 months

I don’t care if Biden is 150 and dead for 60 years. I’ll still vote for him.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame shame shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

This asshole.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

#TIMESUP BITCH

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

Whenever I walk by first class, I wonder - how the FUCK - did that disheveled, garbage heap get rich? And my whole day is ruined.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 years

Shade queen! 👏👏👏

Ted Lieu

@tedlieu

2 years

About to go to the House Floor.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

The recruitment continues to work. 👍🏼🌈

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

Chuck Schumer walking into Congress tomorrow.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

You have no excuse now. Not one. You got what you wanted now you need to step up and vote blue. Not one word. Not one.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

What in the literal fuck? Turn around Hilary!! TURN. AROUND!

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 month

and now you have every Lesbian's vote. (including mine)

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@votekamala

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THE GOOD VIBES TICKET

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

I can’t stop watching this. I’m putting it on a loop and letting it lullaby me to sleep.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

"I've basically lived a conflict free life" except Beating my wife then killing her and a guy because........I don't believe in violence.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Do you think Hilary will grab Donald's pussy when they start the debate? Cause Trump and his supporters have been on her dick from day one.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

Jonah Hill was just expressing his completely not hypocritical and not sexist needs.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

Wow. It’s cool how Brett Kavanaugh knows women he didn’t try and get a rape gang bang train on. He must be innocent.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

You’re a murdering dumb bitch

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

TRUMP: I'll have the hamburger and fries PENCE: this is a prayer service TRUMP: OH, ohhhhhh. And a shake.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

In the history of my eyeballs I have never seen ONE politician wearing SNEAKERS! I cant wait for you to be president. #LIVING @KamalaHarris

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

4 years

Florida, it’s great to be back!

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

I thought when you took a baby out the day before it's due date its called..BIRTH I'm not a Dr. but I'm pretty sure that's not an abortion.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

@elainelancaster This you? Advocating sexism and undermining a woman by subjugating her to a sex act that demeans her entire incredible career? Who’s the one advocating violence? You mock women. You take from women but you don’t support or love women. You’re a clown.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

Bye Mitch.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Me: "Zoom in & look at the Senators who voted w/the NRA" Brandy: "Ewwww! It looks like an old yearbook for the KKK."

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

This guy is so threatened by women. He’s a self hating, insecure, pathetic, LOSER. He doesn’t even know what to do with a woman or why. To show how much we can’t stand you @benshapiro I’m going to light ten tiny dicks on fire.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

1 year

To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”

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@MrJulieGoldman

3 years

Sunday.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

@GovMikeHuckabee What should we do about your gang?

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

I love this interview between Tina Fey and a drag queen. So many levels.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

1 year

Sarah Palin and Guilfoyle think Michelle Obama is going to get into the race for president in 2024.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

I'm quite sure it's not Transgender people who need to be banned from the military @realDonaldTrump

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

Congratulations Kentucky! Thank you for voting back -This power mongering, undead, Hell-Ghoul for a 7th term where he will work hard to wear our skin and devour all of our rights. #Hellraiser #Horror #nightmare #MitchMcConnell #MitchMcConnellsHands #AmyConeyBarret

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

Guess he’s past his prime.

Reuters

@Reuters

1 year

CNN host Don Lemon says the television network has fired him

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

I can't stop watching this video of @meghanmccain indignantly standing on the wrong side of history. It's soothing my soul to see the picture of white wealth & privilege being owned so thoroughly. #craven

Meghan McCain CLUELESS When Asked About Kaepernick

Meghan McCain is outraged over Colin Kaepernick. Rick Strom breaks it down. Give us your thoughts in the comments below!Rick StromTWITTER: https://twitter.co...

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

"The Founding Fathers" created The Electoral College during SLAVERY, and when women weren't allowed to vote. So..I'm no scholar but....? 🤔💩

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

Melania wrote the Op Ed. #bebest

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@MrJulieGoldman

2 years

@WashProbs

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

Finally. Some good news.

𓂀 𝕋𝔼𝔸ℍ 𓂀

@TeahCartel

1 year

Oops.

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@MrJulieGoldman

10 months

I give it one year before this speaker of the house is outed as gay.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

HBO just announced their newest political dramedy called "MEN!"

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

"I'd rather have my child but by golly if I got give her up. We're gonna make it count". 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😶😡💣🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 years

Praise Liz Cheney all you want but any of these people who STILL identify as republicans are garbage. They are ALL fine with their conservative disgusting agenda during Trump and they don’t deserve praise for simply following the law. Fuck. Every. Single. Republican = Fuck. Off

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

I don’t think I’ve ever cried so much watching people just walk up a flight of stairs. #jojoandkiki #dumbgaypoliticspodcast

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

6 years

Here’s the plan: Open a lion habitat shelter. Call it a hunting preserve. Lure in the Trump Wildlife Commission (particularly that fucking dentist). And when they get there, take away their guns, release the lions, and show them what hunting really means.

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@MrJulieGoldman

1 year

“An ally recognizes that though they are not a member of a marginalized group(s) they support, they make a concerted effort to better understand the struggle of another's circumstances”. And sometimes they f @cking slap a bitch with truth. @waltermasterson standing ovation.

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1 year

Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.

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@MrJulieGoldman

9 years

@MadonnaShade @mrjaxtaylor @twschwa This happened and it was glorious.

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@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

People ask -But why would you even want to start an all women's vigilante group? I will show them this. #topofthelist

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

RIP. ❤️

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

The ageism and disrespect and lack of humility and appreciation is outrageous and absolutely disgusting. I’m more embarrassed by that than any one thing Biden did in that debate.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

3 years

Next stop outlawing transitioning. Caitlin Jenner has taken advantage of every fucking privilege life has to offer but would take away the privilege from other women without blinking her half dead eye.

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@thehill

3 years

Caitlyn Jenner on abortion law: "I support Texas in that decision"

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Happy birthday @TomSandoval1 a vision in white. @VanderpumpRules is in full swing and you guys are killing it! 👑💥⚡️🍾

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Hold on to your pussies ladies! @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP @IvankaTrump @TheCNNDebate

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@MrJulieGoldman

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Icon. Legend. Queen.

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

Okay so. If we’re gonna base our vote on who has the least or most sexual harrassment, assault and coercion allegations here’s where we stand. Trump : 69 Biden: 2 PS. Show me a man who doesn’t have any in power and I’ll show you..A. Woman. #voteblue #dumbgaypoliticspodcast

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@MrJulieGoldman

7 years

Presenting Senator Orrin Hatch and his invisible glasses. #retire . #v #aliengovernment #dumbgaypolitics

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@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Sean Sidepiece is an American Treasure. "Anal economic income activity" is something we can all agree on! @dumbgaypolitics #dumbgaypolitics

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

ELLEN. FUCKING. BARKIN. I am Dead. Deceased and Reborn.

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@EllenBarkin

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Does anyone fuck this guy for free?

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@MrJulieGoldman

3 years

@TheBrandyHoward @trishapaytas It's true. I couldn't stand how Ethan undermined you on every single episode of Frenemies. He was constantly sh*t stirring, and passive-aggressively insulting you. He is the definition of a gas lighting, victim bully. I'm truly surprised more people don't see it.

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@MrJulieGoldman

10 months

I will vote for @TiffanyPollard for any office. #queen

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@MrJulieGoldman

4 years

This is what happens when you debate a pile of shit #magafly

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@MrJulieGoldman

2 months

Fuck. Yes yes!

Bri4Change2024 (formerly Bri4Change, Bri4Change1)

@Bri4Change2024

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YES WE KAM. #YesWeKam

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@MrJulieGoldman

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I can’t decide which issue I’ll vote on. Is it immigrants taking “black” jobs. Or which white guy has a better golf game?

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

8 years

Hello.Hello.Hello. Hello to you sir. Nope. Not gonna shake your rapey hands. Nope. Nope. Hello. Hello. @realDonaldTrump @TheCNNDebate

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

2 years

Obsessed.

Bad Lip Reading

@BadLipReading

2 years

Secret congressional codenames revealed during roll call #politics

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@MrJulieGoldman

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@DocAntle @SafariMyrtle I’m disappointed you GAS tigers and abuse women. #conservation ? #GFY

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@MrJulieGoldman

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I'm here. I'm queer. And I'm in Long Beach tomorrow!

Comedian Julie Goldman - She's here, she's queer, she's funny

Julie Goldman doesn’t apologize for her irreverent, sarcastic sense of humor. Team Caitlyn fans, beware. Goldman’s stand-up is popular in the LGBTQ community, but the Los Angeles resident, who...

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Julie Goldman 🌴🥥

@MrJulieGoldman

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People call me sir all the time. Should I crucify them? Are they horrible monsters? Give her a damn break or just don’t listen and go enjoy someone else who aligns with all of your every self righteous whim.