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You need to be creating more tax dependents. You need to be married, filing jointly, deducting your spouse’s health insurance premium. Contributing to college savings plans and Roth IRA’s. You need to become untaxable

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2 years

Sorry kiddo. Gotta liquidate Celsius and destroy eth so I can spend 2 billion dollars getting Biden re-elected so I don’t go to jail

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2 months

go up please

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

She loved me when I was a physics nerd in HS. She loved me when I was a math and video game nerd in college. She loved me when I moved her out of her grandparents and into our apartment. She loved me when I was broke and loved me when I became rich

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

ITS HERE

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2 years

Getting a cameo account so I can make the halo announcer say “LIQUIDATION SANDWICH ATTACKED BORED APE STOLEN”

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

@art_never_found

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Just found an arb on chain and before my transaction left the mempool a MEVtard submitted a 79 transaction bundle to flashbots to steal it then sent me a link to this video on etherscan notes

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Got my furniture moved in to my new apartment

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

CT hobbies be like: anime, schizophrenia, UFC

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3 years

mfs look at a dao ran by felons with a 300 million dollar treasury on the edge of violating multiple US securities laws and think "I can fix it"

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@MrFixedIncome

1 year

Gm (good Monday)

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

It’s called Celsius because after it goes to 0 your funds are frozen

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@MrFixedIncome

2 months

@zestular because tech performance based comp comes from shit that doesn’t exist like “monthly active users” and finance perf comp comes from how many boats did you earn your boss this quarter

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@MrFixedIncome

1 year

“And I want to be someone important. Someone with 500+ LinkedIn connections”

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Russian oligarch this, shadowy Russian banker that my brother in Christ our public servants have net worths of 8-9 figures across the board

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@MrFixedIncome

4 months

Go up

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

You need to be tweeting more. Saving more drafts. Saying gm in the group chats. Replying to tweets. Posting gifs, videos, pics, memes. You need to be shitposting. Copypasta spamming. You need to be making the TL yours.

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@MrFixedIncome

1 year

Buffett Sold TSMC? Pack it up boys. Time to go to Taiwan

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

ELON MUSK ANNOUNCES TWITTER BOARD MEMBERS WILL BE SENT TO THE LITHIUM MINES IN SOUTH AFRICA FOR 15 YEARS HARD LABOR IF THEY REFUSE HIS OFFER BREACH OF FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY ENTAILS THE HARSHEST POSSIBLE PUNISHMENT - MUSK

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@MrFixedIncome

9 months

When the home owners association comes to tell me my Home Depot yard Santa is 3cm above regulation

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9 months

Breaking: Major house explosion during a barricade situation in Arlington, Virginia.

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Wow I can’t believe Snoop Dogg, Andy Milonakis, Bill Cosby, Lil Uzi Vert, Mike Tyson, Grimes, Steve Aoki, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jack Dorsey, William Shatner, Mark Cuban, R Kelly, and Bill Clinton got to mint Mekas! Congrats to all the winners! I hope they enjoy them :)

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2 years

Getting a cameo account so I can make the halo announcer say “LIQUIDATION SANDWICH ATTACKED BORED APE STOLEN”

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@MrFixedIncome

1 year

1 year sober Took work every day but I’m so proud and happy. My daughter will have a sober father.

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

I gave up drinking and weed when I found out I was going to be a dad, it’s been nearly 8 months. It’s been a challenge but two sober parents is a gift I’m willing to work for every day for my daughter. Alcoholism runs in my family and it stops with me

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Rugpulls on the TL?

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

@mcbenis3 @elonmusk LMAOOOOOO “THAT IS OUR JOB”

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2 years

Third day in miami bros

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2 years

Watching the Sopranos with my liberal friends and audibly gasping and shaking my head profusely every time Tony says “mulignan”

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2 years

@DSACostanza @JustinWhang

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2 years

Boomers on the phone with their wealth managers asking to process a 670k withdrawal to buy trump trading cards

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Best wife ever :)

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

@0xMagellan and the bidder got to claim 181K USD worth of $ape 1 minute after jfc

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@MrFixedIncome

1 year

Is this lawn achievable natty?

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Down so bad I watched 3 hours of Coinbase videos to get $31 of coin for dinner

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2 years

Oopsie

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@MrFixedIncome

3 months

“It’s ok son, those coins you always talk about are up again. You still have em right?”

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Boobahub net worth has now gone from 10 billion to 18.7 billion

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

My net worth goes to another blockchain you wouldn’t be able to see it on etherscan

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@MrFixedIncome

2 months

“This is like someone’s faded memory of a cycle” “I need you to stop saying weird shit like that” “Death created time to grow the things it would kill”

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

I took some profits today. As some of you may know I’m going to school full time for math and I’m also working part time. I struggled to pay my rent and bills these past few months and didn’t know where my rent would come from this summer.

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Merry Christmas Eve Eve

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

You seriously have to wonder how Microsoft dropped the ball this bad on halo infinite. Delayed a year, can’t select game mode, no custom games, 6 hour campaign in an empty world, no co-op, no forge, no firefight, no battle royale mode, no new game modes, no maps.

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3 years

Women feel bad and post a 10 minute video on Facebook crying Men feel bad and set themselves on fire

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

@inversebrah Knew that name was familiar

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Selling my milady because you don’t publicly offer a bounty to build something then refuse to pay when it’s built

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

@_Chypre @bitcoinPalmer @Vince_Van_Dough @SkifeHam Sue him all you want. It will always be on the chain. You have no power here and can do absolutely nothing lmao

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3 years

"Look at that subtle triangle in the bottom left... The tasteful palette of green and purple... Oh my God. It even has a randomized aspect ratio"

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2 years

@RyanTNUSA

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

“We need more women in crypto”

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@MrFixedIncome

2 months

Biden mumbled the entire debate but started speaking up when Trump insulted his handicap lmfao

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3 years

I think the best comparison to the development of defi is the development of the video game industry. If you can understand how video games reached mass adoption, then you will have a good idea of how crypto will too.

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1 year

My boss asked me if I want a 3k bonus or a 2x increase to my employer 401k contribution matching I chose neither. Less money means I hustle harder. Follow me for more hustle tips 🤝

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3 years

Minted my @EponymNFT Generation 2 Crestfallen Warrior

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@MrFixedIncome

4 years

Hello Melvin Capital Management? Do you have Battletoads in stock?

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

This is an @itszore appreciation post We love the zore

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

In case any of you fellas doubt when I say I’ll be buying blood and tears from top buying solana capitulators, here’s a single exam question I did for my last undergrad class

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7 months

@Amanseeks Kojimas greatest soldier

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

“Why yes I am a dipshit podcaster telling a literal billionaire he’s not gunna make it” 🤡🤡🤡

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3 years

I bought $HOGE like the dumb ape I am

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2 years

By the way this is Jeff Steitzer on cameo, he’s the best!

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Yeah Mr. President I heard they don’t have vegan food in jail. How’s 2 billion sound? Okay so that’s a 1.75 billion check out to Joseph R Biden, and a 250m check out to CEFC China Energy for Hunter What’s that? Don’t worry about FTT? Sure thing Mr President

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2 years

GG Tubby Cat 8273. You were a good rare lad

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

@bigdsenpai What about a gun that is a sword

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Options are securitized liquidity Put - guaranteed exit liquidity to dump in to in the event of future free fall Call - guaranteed entrance liquidity in the event of future parabolic move This is how you need to think about them, like very specialized bids and asks. NOT futs

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3 years

I spent the time, learned how to trade, used my math skills to work on a few crypto projects and it finally paid off. My debt is all paid, I have my rent money secured, and hopefully I’ll have enough to put a down payment on a house and realize my dream of being a young homeowner

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3 years

Opensea needs a governance token so I can vote to remove polygon support from their platform

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Call my bitch frosty the snowman the way I stick my corncob pipe under her button nose

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Get me to 2k followers so I can get the ideamarket influencer airdrop pls

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3 years

This pic goes hard af feel free to screenshot

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@MrFixedIncome

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Counterpoint (to him)

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2 years

@MoonOverlord

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3 years

2nd day in Miami and I just saw a dude jump off his balcony

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

It’s called alpha. Non hubbers simply won’t get it @itszore

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

Why is this guys face the literal embodiment of “if only you knew how bad things really are”

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@MrFixedIncome

3 years

Max pain is we double top and satoshi wakes up and market dumps btc to 9k, forcing MSTR into default, dumping btc to $100 Then we all rent houses from blackrock and are forced to become indentured servant asteroid miners, becoming maimed on the job then live in a VR nursing home

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1 year

Books just came in

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@MrFixedIncome

2 years

@stuyorkwrldtour >early to sol >spend a bunch of sol on solarians mint >diversifies most of sol position into serum, ray, oxy, and ftt >round trips 1000% and loses 80% of initial investment

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2 years

There is no functional block explorer for solana because alameda has the propriety closed source one and uses it to capture all the arbs on the chain for themselves

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3 years

Literally “Be our yield”

Gary Gensler

@GaryGensler

3 years

Whether we’re starting off our freshman year of college or getting ready to graduate soon, I’d bet that most of us are thinking about money in one way or another. My two pieces of advice are: Start saving early, and save regularly!

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3 years

So I’m always fake flexin huh?

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2 years

take a moment to be thankful that etherscan actually works just know there are poor homeless L1's out there that can't afford a block explorer that can actually be read by a human being 😢 poor souls COUGH COUGH HARMONY COUGH COUGH SOLANA

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1 year

It’s okay son, you tried really hard for that Chief People Officer promotion. It’s not your fault people stopped buying your $80 shopify tshirts. You can always try getting a house again in 7 years. Ah well. Time to go cash my pension check from General Motors!

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2 years

Laughs in 23 with a baby girl on the way who I already love more than life itself

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3 years

I fucking hate this

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2 years

“My lords, crab 22 was a stunning success.” “Since when were you under the impression that crab 22 was over? Mr. Rothschild?”

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3 years

you sold your airdrop didn't you anon?

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6 years

@OOCWictor I cant stop imagining if his tweets were NPC voice lines.

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2 years

@cryptobulma On God the next fool who gives out their seed phrase will be humiliated

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3 years

FTX usd lending is at 30%

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3 years

Alameda is dumping every shitcoin to 0 it looks like :/

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3 years

When I accept a bid on an NFT then tell Opensea it was actually “stolen” so I get the money and tornado cash it, then claim the “theft” as a [redacted] loss event verified by a multi million dollar company

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3 years

I was even able to send some money to my close friends who are also struggling right now managing life and college. Im thankful for my best friend for a chance to be a part of his projects, and finally use the skills I’ve spent 4 years studying, before I’ve even got a job offer

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2 years

Finally got the new Xbox on sale at Walmart! Can’t wait to play halo