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@MrDavidAngelo
⚡David Angelo⚡
2 years
Social media is addictive because the content gives people an endorphin rush. My role here is to break that cycle.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@latimes Journalism died years ago and these are just some spasms from its corpse.
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END OF JOURNALISM NBC & NEW YORK TIMES THEY👏REALLY👏ARE👏THIS👏STUPID $500M / 327M = $1.53/per person 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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@MrDavidAngelo
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NYC Coronavirus Prevention Tips from Mayor DeBlasio 1. Wear latex gloves when stabbing random strangers 2. If you committed a felony and were given free Mets tickets, consider a home game later in the season. 3. Stand at least 10 feet from police when shouting at them to die.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Trump: I like what I see with hydroxychloroquine. Press: OMG YOU DANGEROUS IDIOT YOU'RE RISKING LIVES! Cuomo: I like what I see with hydroxychloroquine. Press: This... (voice breaking) now this is true leadership. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@MrDavidAngelo
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People: "Trump will be good for comedy." Comedians: "The 9th Circuit ruling should be upheld for the following 35 reasons..."
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@MrDavidAngelo
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I don't care what your politics are. This network has broadcast solid dog shit for 4 straight years. -Hillary will win -Trump's Russian -Sessions's Russian -Avenatti the #1 guest in 2018 -Richard Spencer is a guest -Covington Try to find 1 correct story!
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@realchrisrufo You have no idea what you're talking about
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@nytimes Didn't you win a Pulitzer Prize for a conspiracy theory about Trump being a Russian agent?
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@MrDavidAngelo
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If Trump offered Warren the VP slot, she'd be in a MAGA hat driving a monster truck onto a Planned Parenthood field office by sundown.
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The New York Times
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Elizabeth Warren agreed to host an online gathering of donors for Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic nominee, who is considering her to be his running mate. It is set to take place on June 15, according to 3 people with knowledge of the plans.
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@nytimes These guys?
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@MrDavidAngelo
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I'm eating dinner every night at Chinese restaurants. No one's there. I sit by myself in the corner like a Triad boss and do the full spread with the tea and everything. Owns so hard. Might wear a suit tomorrow.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Remember the people who thought Jeff Sessions was a Russian spy? Who thought Mueller was gonna get Trump? Who thought Devin Nunes was lying in his memo? Who thought Jussie Smollett got attacked? Who thought Iran was going to kill us? Yeah, they still think they're right.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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I would believe in socialism too if I actually thought Bloomberg could give every American $1 million dollars. (He would actually need $327 TRILLION) We are dealing with genuinely stupid people who control our most dominant forms of communication. We need to stop them. Enough.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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A fruit fly in Manhattan will go right past the mountains of trash covering all the streets and climb up 40 floors of my apartment building to nibble on a pear on my counter. That's motivation. That's what it takes to succeed in this town. #NYC
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@AP well he picked an odd choice of venue. they should get a bigger sign, the poor fella probably thought he was at a post office or something. glad the FBI could clear that up for us.
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@jaketapper @JohnJHarwood Oh, Jake. my fainting couch was put away when you and the Democrats said Trump was a spy who got pee'd on by Russian hookers on video tape. Or when your network suggested Kavanaugh was a GANG RAPIST. Stop pretending to be a Victorian woman needing smelling salts 😂😂😂😂😂
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@thehill @TheHillOpinion There is zero respect left for journalism. It's just totally over.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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I think the government should pay off student loans but only if each college student has to get the check endorsed on the front by a coal miner.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@RepAdamSchiff @RepJeffries Make an offer: you stay on the committee in exchange for the evidence you said you had Trump colluded with Russia. If you can't produce it, then you are not allowed in. Simple.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@bern_identity Idk teenagers used to have jobs all the time. Only recently did they become bums.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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I work in television. Do you know how many people were involved in this? They had MULTIPLE MEETINGS about that tweet. They exchanged multiple emails about that tweet. Producers sent it to the graphics department. ...at both NBC and NY Times! ***THESE PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING***
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@MrDavidAngelo
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My frozen veggies say "cut bag to vent." I did. And, you know what? I really do feel better.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Looking over these photos (Saigon 1975 and Kabul 2021) you can't help but wonder: should we buy a new helicopter?
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@nytimes Is there a time in the last 5 years where this wasn't a story you were running with?
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@jaketapper @brianstelter You spent 3 years saying he was a Russian spy. Do you think we just forgot????
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@NPR These articles, which are propaganda, fail to address the obvious rebuttal that the government spends far more than it collects in taxes anyway. The tax collection doesn't even matter anymore. Stop doing propaganda.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Every single Cuomo press conference: Cuomo: "We need other people do things for us. I'm asking someone else to step up. Now." Press: "Wow this is...this is (voice breaking) true leadership."
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Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo
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We asked the top 50 labs in NYS what they would need to double their testing. They all said the same thing: They need more chemical reagents. We need the federal government to oversee the supply chain and help get labs what they need.
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@NPRinskeep @greggutfeld @davidfolkenflik @NPR Hey, Steve, just so you understand-- the idea that there's "media watchdogs" or whatever they want to call themselves who have not once looked at THREE YEARS of fake news about Russian collusion....it's a joke. It's more propaganda. And it's obvious to everyone but imbiciles.
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Remember when oil prices went to negative $40/barrel? That's what's going to happen to NYC apartments. No businesses, no jobs, no police, 500+ mill rates on property, AOC living on top of the Empire State building with 2 dragons.... will be lit af
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It's sooo funny Will Smith is still there. That's the power of being A-list. Anyone else, we'd be in handcuffs.
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Democrats make some good points. I mean they did -investigate their political opponent's campaign (Crossfire Hurricane) -get a foreigner to make up dirt on a political rival (Steele) -lie to FISA court (Page) -lie about the Russia collusion they made up- for 3 yrs (1/2)
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@JamesL1927 I mean some of these men are 50 years old
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@MrDavidAngelo
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The press is worthless. They are arguing semantics with Trump. It's week 4 of quarantine and I still don't know how long the virus lives on clothing.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Safe to say I have a chip on my shoulder.
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Faking a hate crime has to be the hottest meme of 2016. Here's 3 guys who nailed the "Fake Hate Crime Challenge" JUST TODAY.
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@RepAdamSchiff @RepSwalwell Now is the time to release the evidence you said you had showing Trump colluded with Russia! Release the Kraken, good sir!
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@FBI Thank you for serving the DNC so faithfully!
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They MUST fire every single person who works on-air or in segment production at CNN, NBC News, CBS News, ABC News. The entire NY Times editorial board needs to resign. We, the public, need to actually start protesting these companies. These INSANE IDIOTS must be stopped.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is the greatest. I'd say it's a planted promo for a new TV show, but ***very few*** people in Hollywood are this funny.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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In honor of Glenn Frey, classic rock radio stations will be playing The Eagles all day for the past 25 years.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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The hair. The socialism. The job from his dad. Kim Jong Un is a hipster.
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We need a bigger gap between rich and poor. I either want to be super rich or covered in soot, scheming with criminals. Not driving a Honda.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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@brianstelter LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Since Andrew McCabe is on your staff, can you ask him why he lied to the FBI about leaking to the media? Maybe start there-- it's been 3 years. LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Pictured: 1- librarian who rejected Melania's Dr. Suess books for being "steeped in racist propaganda" 2- same librarian, as Cat in the Hat
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95% of America is completely over "wokeness" and all this wacky lib shit like giving criminals free subway cards and letting illegal immigrants work as government officials. Even the libs are quietly grumbling about it. The 5% still afflicted with woke all work in media.
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"As an NFL player, I use my stature to fight America's systemic racism." "You're a hero!" "Thank you. Now I gotta go beat these Redskins!"
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Worried vape smoke could deplete the brozone layer.
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@nytimes Not a Trump ally but everyone sees a double standard from the FBI in terms of enforcing the mishandling of classified information. The democrats see it too, they may deny it because they like it, but it's gotten too obvious.
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@nytimes Lol you hacks
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I feel like there is less debate now over how fake the news is. People just accept it. I think even Democrats have realized. Like, no one knows who is running the country. With real journalists, that would be a huge story. With our fake ones, we get what we have: no interest.
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@nytimes Not needed for American media, you all suck this guys dick on your own
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The mental illness that consumes this country's cosmopolitan elite is truly amazing.
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Important announcement about THE SNOW FOREST. Please note that if you were charged for your pre-order, you will be fully refunded. Thank you so much.
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We had to pretend Biden wasn't senile now we have to pretend Kamala isn't an idiot. Don't Democrats ever get tired of all the work they're forced to do?
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The George Stephanopoulos interview was good. I liked how he asked him the same question different ways for 20 minutes and never got an answer. Thought that was good.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Big earthquake in Napa this morning. Locals described it as "vibrant and intense, but not overly flamboyant with a clean, earthy finish."
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His answers make me think I have dementia.
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Mayor Pete made a pact with Hillary. He's going to pick her as his running mate, and in return she won't kill him until after the election.
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The funniest thing about socialism is you can technically try it without government but no one does. Go get 2 dozen people and start a company where you all own equal shares. You'll get 15 minutes into deciding what kind of printer to buy before a knife fight breaks out. 😂😂😂
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JD Vance is 39. Not sure I can trust someone under 75 to lead this country.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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this was the best thing from today
@jamestaranto
James Taranto
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well doesn't this just confirm every stereotype
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@nytimes Even CNN didn't shill this hard
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Comedy 1970 - Seven words you can't say on TV. Comedy 2016 - Fifteen thousand words you can't say in private.
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@MrDavidAngelo
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Some valuable parenting advice...
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@nypost We're doing this again? "New study" = "another checked cleared"
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Fox News still has Karl Rove on as if anyone outside the tiny circle of DC Republicans all blackmailing each other gives a single shit about what he has to say.
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Robert Reich is a little turd who has maintained his public prominence by always saying whatever the DNC wants. I used to write essays about how nonsensical his economic views were. He's a corrosive, toxic, partisan cretin. In other words, they will build statues of him one day.
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Robert Reich, Clinton's labor secretary, is calling for the arrest of Elon Musk for his refusal to censor speech. Reich has long been a staunch ally of the anti-free speech movement...
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The Washington Post just called CNN #FakeNews . That is SO DANGEROUS. Calling CNN's fake news "fake news" is fascism and I think we all need to cancel our Washington Post subscriptions.
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@Salon I know you guys do these kinda things to rile people up for clicks but it's contributing to a toxic environment that divides people and escalates hostility.
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@nhannahjones Blessed we as a nation can find unity on this weirdo's book.
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It's a mental disorder.
@jemelehill
Jemele Hill
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Been reading Isabel Wilkerson’s new book, “Caste,” and if you were of the opinion that the United States wasn’t nearly as bad as Nazi Germany, how wrong you are. Can’t encourage you enough to read this masterpiece.
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@secupp We need Fauci to comment on the epidemic of people injured rolling their eyes too hard at this post. Your network SUCKS. You are not a victim. DM me, I'll give about 2,000 examples of why you're fake news.
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Lmao imagine shooting up your school over a Senate vote. More proof cable news is a bad influence on our nation's children. We need sensible Chris Hayes control legislation!
@kjdrennen
Kyle Drennen
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. @NorahODonnell  warns of "anger on both sides" as she reports on threats of school shootings in Maine "if Senator Collins voted for acquittal" of Trump
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I've considered the arguments on all sides and I think the best solution is for me to start drinking.
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I wish there was another stage of mental development past "adult." Adults are basically 8th graders with back problems.
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New York's cultural scene is really what makes it stand out from other cities.
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JUST IN: Two people were stabbed inside the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan, police said.
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I went camping.
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@AP_Politics Would help recruitment to know you're going into battle with at least one soldier who can do a pull-up
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Kamala is hilarious. She can't speak. But she's gonna be president because her boss also can't speak. And these people take half my income to hand out to fake non-profits their friends run. I am a peasant 😂😂😂😂😂
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Gonna be a Harry Styles stan now. Hope his new album is prog af Also, I met him twice by accident in Los Angeles before I knew who he was. Might put the story up on the next #DavidAngeloPrime podcast
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Clooney was cool with you voting for a brain dead halloween decoration up until his CIA handler told him the plan changed. He can go fuck himself. All these people are just the most degenerate assholes smh
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@oneunderscore__ what's it like being a simp for the ruling party of the united states?
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@NPR the absolute mother-of-all NIMBY stories from progressives
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While Dana Bash is certainly one of the most impenitent shills on TV, I suspect a factor in her selection for The Interview was her CIA gremlin husband who has shoveled more shit for the DNC than just about anyone. If the public had ~10 more IQ points, this system would implode.
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I don't mind if people hate America, I just don't want them running the country. I'm just weird like that lol
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@NatSecLisa Literally everyone knows you are a crook. The left just likes that fact. But we all know. So these tweets are ridiculous. Hope you're in jail soon!
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Kamala: elect me and I'll reverse the damage done by my administration! Media: there's such joy here. Voters: *stares at TV*
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@wrmcduff Weird how basic observations are so damaging to democrats and other journalists 🤷‍♂️
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I emailed Richard Simmons two weeks ago and he replied and was very nice. May not sound like much, but there's really no simpler test of character in show business than engaging with a stranger. Richard was all class! RIP
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@POTUS You just imported 4 million illegal workers to suppress wages for your corporate puppetmasters?
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Happy Mother's Day!!!
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Trump going long just so Rachel Maddow misses her flight.
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Zelensky is such a fraud I swear to god what are we doing here I'm not risking WWIII for a Vogue shoot
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All the same judges of character who LOVED Michael Avenatti can't seem to get enough of Tim Walz's authentic charm! 😂😂😂😂😂
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@JohnJHarwood It's sad what a groveling hack you are
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We're seeing levels of Karen previously thought impossible.
@morningmika
Mika Brzezinski
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I will be reaching out to head of twitter about their policies being violated every day by President Tump. Hope my call is taken. Please retweet if you agree
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RFK giving it to the press right now. Feels good man.
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