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@MotherFoulker

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Fuck the establishment. caffeinated AF, Jesus believer, moderate, salty, Mom, USA and Israel, Lgbtq+ ally, pro medical choice, legalize 420, let’s be friends.

San Antonio, TX
Joined May 2022
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@MotherFoulker
Cari, like the scary movie
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Masks are trending. I can’t do it again, y’all. I won’t.
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Do democrats not shop for groceries or buy gas? Do democrats not own stock? Do democrats not have wildly deprecated 401k’s? What is happening.
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Peter Doocy is a national treasure.
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I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t important, could y’all pray for my family? We are dealing with an impossible situation and are in distress. Thank you very much. 💚
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I think we have helped Zelensky enough, y’all.
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Can anyone explain to me why a talking point for dems is that republicans want to end Social Security? What are they talking about?
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I can’t with this. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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TheBlaze
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Mitch McConnell announces that he's joining 10 other Republicans in supporting the proposed gun control legislation.
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I’m seeing a lot of chatter on here about civil war, uprisings, etc. I’d encourage everyone to remember that there is no place that hasn’t been compromised by our feds, and those feds are baiting people. They’re desperate. Don’t forget that.
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I’m not going to try and be funny or cute, I’m just straight up asking for retweets and followers. I’m rebuilding, I follow back always, and I want more interaction. Thank you to anyone who might assist 💚
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I’ve gotten SIXTEEN DM’s in the past 24 hours. What is happening. They’re all “hi!” or “I’ve sent a photo” (don’t open, trust me) and I don’t understand the end game. Are people this lonely? I’m an old married lady. Sheesh.
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Fuck yes. It’s Dolly Parton. She can do whatever she wants.
@LangmanVince
Vince Langman
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Are you ok with 77 year old Dolly Parton dressing like a 20 year old Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Yes? or No? 👇
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I tell you what, I adore every single one of you. It comforts me to know I’m not alone. I’m tired of being afraid. Let’s fucking talk.
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@TiffMoodNukes It was the “self proclaimed slut” for me. There is no place for extremists in either party. Fuck that noise.
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I’m just going to say it, fuck the Ukraine. Not our problem. Stop hemorrhaging our tax dollars for this sham bullshit war. They’re crooked as hell, and we shouldn’t be involved.
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Please make it stop.
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You need to calm the fuck down. This sounds completely unhinged.
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@Most_Maximus1 @AngelaBelcamino She thinks she’s a sex symbol. All her posts are “I’m a liberal chick, I walk with swagger, I’m so awesome, lib chicks are hot” it’s exhausting and ridiculous.
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What is this fresh hell?
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@KurtSchlichter Chicago last night.
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Straight up y’all, every regular citizen, no matter the party, needs to take a big fucking step away from the lunatic fringe. This isn’t real America, this is engineered unrest and bullshit scare tactics by a fraction of society.
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I’m starting to wonder if the conservative accounts that post obviously racist comments are actually conservatives. I don’t know anyone who talks like that in real life.
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I’m shopping for a washing machine with my husband, who took a muscle relaxer this morning and is fully high. Send help.
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I might start posting all the strange DM’s. Enough of that already. Sheesh.
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So, hubs has the day off today and he wandering around in sandals, BUT WITH SOCKS. Pretty sure I’m dead, and in the ninth circle of hell or whatever. Send help. And drinks.
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@MotherFoulker
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Damn I hate autocorrect. *depreciated
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What does everyone think about Mitch McConnell’s statement yesterday? The left is thrilled and completely invigorated, of course.
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I’ve never met a white supremacist, I’m 54 years old and grew up in the South. What the fuck is he talking about. And the rabid applause. Jesus H Christ.
@townhallcom
Townhall.com
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BIDEN: "White supremacy is a poison...running through our body politic, and it's been allowed to fester and grow right in front of our eyes."
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@RealSaltySlim @RepSwalwell He’s one to talk. The hypocrisy is breathtaking.
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Oh, nice. I’m losing followers. This has been a red letter day, people. Fuck.
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We sold our house, and I’m packing/downsizing, and it is a massive pain. Send good energy, and caffeine. Maybe cocaine too. 😳😬
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Best believe it’s coming, folks.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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6 months ago, Massachusetts began to ask residents to host illegals in their homes and properties. Soon it will be mandatory.
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What. The. Actual. Fuck. The sitting US President just said that half the population is an existential threat to the nations democracy. What is happening.
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@G_l_i_t_c_h_e_d @ClownWorld_ I feel bad for this person, because it just looks like dirt or chocolate milk residue. This was a bad idea from the get.
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Had to lock my account, because I had a job interview this morning and free speech doesn’t matter one bit when you’re trying to get a job. Good times.
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Warning; reaching overload on bullshit. Warning. Warning. Beep Beep.
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Thank you all very much. 💚💚💚
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Y’all. I might have a part time job. Pretty excited!!
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My DMs are out of control. How is anyone getting rich by grifting in this economy? That’s the real question. I have zero extra money. I sweat over grocery lists and remove things in order to afford it. I never hardly leave the house. Wtf?!?!
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Lower costs? Can this get any more surreal?
@townhallcom
Townhall.com
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KJP: Joe Biden and Democrats have delivered "lower costs" and Republicans want to "take that all away."
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What the fuck?!? This man needs some mental health care. News flash, nobody wants to kill anyone. People just want free and fair elections, safe communities, close the border, drill the oil. Calm your tits, moron.
@robreiner
Rob Reiner
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In less than 10 days we’re going to decide whether we want to remain in the hands of people who respect our Democracy or give it up to people who will literally kill to get their way. The stakes could not be higher. Vote for Democracy. VOTE BLUE!
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This is propaganda. I don’t believe FOR ONE SECOND that any of this is actually happening. Just more lies to vilify anyone not woke. Fuck this guy.
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Would y’all comment with a meme? I’m in desperate need of something positive or funny. Send help.
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I’ve blocked a few people today. I hate like hell to block anyone on the Right, but I know what an ACTUAL racist comment is, folks. I won’t have it, we can’t let that continue. It’s exactly what they want.
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I’d just like to say that I was a size 14 last year at this time, and now I’m a size 4. Grateful for the small accomplishments 😎
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I wish everyone had a real profile picture, and maybe a smile. It’s nice to see someone’s face when you’re twittering.
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I want to know why we aren’t seeing more moderate democrats speak out. This economy affects all of us, ffs. War would affect all of us. If a Republican president was fucking up this bad our base would be screaming for their impeachment.
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Wonder what would happen if every patriot put up a real photo and name. It’s not like they can arrest all of us, ffs. Could they fire all of us at the same time? Cancel everyone? Food for thought. I’m tired of being scared. We are drowning.
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How about if we just fucking want one? Still America, right? Fuck off you insufferable twat.
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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No one actually needs an AR-15.
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Who will the dems run in 2024? My money is still on Michelle O. What do y’all think?
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YES. YES I WANT TO FUCKING POST IT. Come on, man.
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This fucking guy. Sheesh. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out, weirdo.
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Why are people even on Twitter if they limit who can see their tweets. It’s hard to read a thread when a bunch of comments are hidden. I don’t get it.
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It seems odd to me that anyone would think that nuclear codes from 4 years ago would still work. Have these people never seen a movie or read a book? I mean, really.
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Is it just me or did she answer a different question? She seems very nervous.
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Stop lying to us, you self involved motherfucker.
@RepAdamSchiff
Adam Schiff
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I just introduced a bill to suspend the federal gas tax. To deliver savings for the millions of families struggling to get by. We’ll pay for it with a tax on the excess profits of Big Oil companies. It's time they paid their fair share - and you got a break at the pump.
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GOOD MORNING to everyone except the monitors at Twitter. Coffee all around.
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Okay, what is wrong with me liking the Captain from Gilligans Island? I’m taking some flak for this, but seriously. Wtf?!
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About to get censored, peeps. Stand by.
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Fuck you @Twitter - let me follow back the people that HAVE ALREADY FOLLOWED ME. How is this even part of an algorithm. It’s a way to make people look like dicks. Fix it, morons.
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Bring it, folks. I spent $65 yesterday to fill the tank in our truck. I’m fucking sick of pretending that everything is cool. No. Fuck that.
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@tomcat23ta It’s what they’re hoping for, to shame people into compliance.
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@EllDee369 I’m sorry, I didn’t want to spill all my dirty laundry on here, so I just kept it as a general prayer request. There isn’t anything anyone can do, other than a prayer. I wasn’t trying to be difficult in any way.
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That’s not how this works, barmaid.
@RepAOC
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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“[Republicans] are accusing Democrats of spending too much. For anyone that wants to entertain that thought... think about the last time a person said that the government does too much for them, that their Social Security check was too high, that teachers are paid too much.”
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The fuck you are. My God, this man is insufferable.
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We're building an economy that works for working families. One with good-paying jobs and lower costs on everything from health care to child care. One where folks have some extra breathing room at the end of the month.
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What’s the over/under on me getting banished today? Might as well put some money on it, I’ve talked bad about Obama. They might get me today.
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I’d also encourage big accounts to push the vote and staying calm but vigilant. For real. We don’t need anyone else thrown into a gulag for years. @benshapiro @JackPosobiec @Jim_Jordan @tedcruz @hodgetwins @Timcast
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@abbythelibb_ @peta I’d eat a T-Rex. Medium rare, please.
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Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there in Twitterland!
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Who has the current count on how many dollars we have given the Ukraine? 60 Billion? More? This is some master level tomfuckery.
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Some of y’all crack me up embracing the ultra-maga label and taking it to the next level. It’s ultra, extra, super, nuclear, deluxe, add bacon AND MAYBE EXTRA BACON maga. I’m here for it.
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Are we at the point where these dirty fuckers can just lie about whatever and no reporter calls it out? They should be screaming questions at him, demanding truth.
@townhallcom
Townhall.com
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KIRBY: "This idea...is just LUDICROUS! That we left millions of dollars of stuff in Afghanistan?! We didn't!"
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What’s up with Paul Pelosi????
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I’m just going to start blocking when someone gets mean or ugly. There is NO reason to act like a liberal, even if you’re having a bad day. How about just keep scrolling or fuck off or whatever you like. Everyone is too fucking stressed for hateful bullshit.
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@AdamInHTownTX That’s going to be a rough awakening.
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I think it’s important to remember that there isn’t a single news anchor or politician or celebrity that has been even MILDLY affected by inflation or higher gas prices. Not one. That burden is foreign to them. Be loud.
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@KCPayTreeIt @IlhanMN She’s not a very good liar.
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I strongly recommend Snowflake Mountain on Netflix. We have laughed out loud every few minutes. This was a genius idea for a show.
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Anyone still wearing a mask at this point is crazy. The end.
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Let’s throw those fucking dice.
Translation: If Ukraine falls, all our deeds will be exposed, and we’ll lose our power.
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What was Biden talking about for him to say ‘no one fucks with a Biden’ ?? It’s a disaster area, for goodness sake. Nobody is trying to start anything, and the hurricane is gone. He’s so embarrassing.
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Straight fucking truth right here.
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I have to go grocery shopping. I’ve eaten an edible to restore my good humor. Calculator in hand. Wish me luck.
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I’m honestly stunned at the ongoing support for Biden at this point. How can anyone think things are so great? Everyone I know is suffering massively, going broke, 401k tanking and nervous AF. Am I missing something here? Wtaf?
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So, in the past 24 hours I’ve been called a grifter, beggar, liar, fake and needy attention whore. It’s Monday all day long. Sheesh.
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How’s Fang-Fang? You self serving son of a bitch.
@RepSwalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell
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Ted Cruz didn’t fire the rounds that killed 19 Texas babies. But he made it a hell of a lot easier for the killer who did.
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We put them in jail, or juvie, and don’t allow this in a civilized society.
@RightHandy13
Spooky News Handy ✨️ 👋🌍✨️
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How do we fix this?
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Cari, like the scary movie
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Fucking calm down, dude. You sound unhinged.
@JDCocchiarella
Jack Cocchiarella 🌴🥥
1 year
I am disgusted by CNN. CNN spit in the face of journalism tonight. CNN spit in the face of democracy tonight. I will never watch CNN again and neither should you.
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Does anyone else read Nextdoor for their neighborhood? I live in the burbs and the moms in my area are going berserk about banning guns. It’s gone full blue on there in a long time purple area. Wtf?! If they get the suburban moms, it’s over.
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@shana0326 Rifle and/or revolver. Hand to hand if needed. I’d fight to the death.
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So, I’m 60 pages into Holly, by Stephen King. It’s rife with propaganda. It’s like he took a finished book, and went back and inserted a progressive comment about covid or trump every 12 pages or so. It’s exhausting. He was my favorite storyteller. This is sad.
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Sometimes it’s hard for me to remember what it was like before the pandemic.
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It’s my birthday, husband is in bed sick and I’m pretty sure the kid forgot. Please join my pity party and feel free to send me a drink. Cheers to a lame day. $Magnus7714 😁
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All the crowds, heavy drinking, agitators.. what could possibly go wrong? 😞
@eveforamerica
eve
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JUST IN: Pro-Palestinian protesters are marching towards Times Square where the New Years celebration is set to begin. @CollinRugg
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The million dollar question.
@JamesYo27502669
Facebook Felon/FAFO
2 years
They “leaked” the arrest of Trump to keep our eyes and minds off what?
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Wonder what the response will be from the new Mayor..
@shane7777ssss
Shane
1 year
Hundreds of black teens are breaking windows, jumping on cars, looting businesses, and fighting in downtown Chicago right now. The politicians want this same element in the suburbs now.
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@RealJMPeterman It’s funny, of course, but the lefties will believe it.
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