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Fried Water

@Moss_2kriss

5 months

Chopped off my hair and I feel brand new.

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Fried Water

@Moss_2kriss

3 years

Not a date but we spoke for 2 hours on facetime and I fell asleep while talking to her. Minutes later I hear her whispering 'you will marry me' repeatedly.

𝒱.♡

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3 years

What was the reason that made you ghost someone after a date?

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8 years

Eminem is 43 but looks like he's 20 something. Proof that black dont crack.

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3 years

Perfect for carrying moi moi on the go

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3 years

Leaf Bags from Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2010 Haute Couture

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3 years

How we looked at each other when she figured out I was awake

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5 years

Die by fire is not in the Bible too bro

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5 years

Olukoya: No word like Christmas in the Bible via @thecableng

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3 years

@emamoves See if I write a book about my life it'll be a best seller 😂

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@ComplexAmbition Blu Ivy has 24 hours to respond

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Do I really want to have my own kids one day?

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Felt cute. Might not delete later

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

No one: Men with nothings to offer:

Flames🔥🇳🇬

@ItsTheFlames

6 years

Call me old fashioned but Lord knows I ain't gon marry a woman who wears waist beads, anklets, has a nose ring and draws a tattoo.

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@Moss_2kriss

8 years

Nigerians: Nah dont worry its just hand luggage

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Nigeria is one of the worst places to be a woman

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Me at the next Olympics representing nigeria

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4 years

Breakdancing confirmed as Olympic sport for 2024 Paris games

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

There's an affordable housing crisis in Lagos but developers would rather build luxury high end apartments that will be empty for years. Make it make sense please.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@Un_6othered Me:

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

@Dojafat You Might aswel eat the actual cow

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Please who sang Thunder fire you by @RicHassani ?

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@Moss_2kriss

7 years

@ZoeLDN If you cant afford to buy it twice then you can’t afford it

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Nobody: Married Lagos men: I respect my wife. I keep my cheating private and I go the extra mile to make sure she never finds out. Thats what you do when you love someone.

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4 years

@LeeDawsonPT Dizzee rascal- fix up, look sharp A Grime classic

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Shawarma

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@nissiabie This is what The joker would look like if he did his make up properly

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@PTXofficial I'd rather eat this off the floor

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@Moss_2kriss

9 years

'my ride or DIE' Why must dying be an option? Cant we just continue riding

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

My niece is the cutest when she's not being a nuisance

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

+1 today. Blessed to see another year. 🎉 🎉 🎉

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Basically

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

@S14HX Nah this is mad. Man actually overhead your number and saved it 😂

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

@stateofgracevzm @Shannon__od @TinoNyandoro Why does your avi go with this tweet 😂

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

@TheHabaneroChef Not when the person is trying to enchant me while I sleep 😂

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Happy 34th birthday to myself 😊

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

I was Playing around in the studio and ended up making this

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Producers and sound engineers can never listen to music like a normal person.

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

It was when i came to nigeria i heard the ‘rule’ that you completely ignore your mother’s roots and claim only your father’s. Doesn’t make sense to me

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

I was playing truth or dare with my girl last night and this woman dared me to do the dishes.

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

Nigeria ia a funny place. N5500 (£7) for ordinary Brioche bread you can get in Tesco for £2

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Listening to that wizkid and future song again. That jam was actually ahead of its time

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@Moss_2kriss

9 years

If someone doesnt like you its okay. Not everyone has good taste

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

I don't like picking up calls. My communication in general is terrible

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

I have a studio session soon. This label wants me to produce, write, engineer and Mix a song for their artist but only paid for production. They'll come to the studio to watch me eating eba and egusi.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@AlmaChronicle Braids. Natural hair. Wig

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@Moss_2kriss

8 years

Dear iphone Who told you i would like to turn off low power mode because my phone is sufficiently charged?

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Me tweeting and being available to talk do not correlate in anyway.

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Can we talk about how tiwa savage has Always been consistent and relevant since her first hit

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Thanos would have beat the avengers if he had this guy in his squad.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

This lagos is funny. I went out to buy suya and now I'm at silverfox

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

This babe looks like she'll break a bottle on your head if you can't make her cum

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Might aswel join the band wagon. Is it too late for #FineYorubaTwitter ?

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Happy birthday to me. Im getting old. 3 more years till I turn 40

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

Someone said Nigerians wouldn't have donated if they knew the funds would go to charity and I agree

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Gonna tell my kids this was shakira

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

2020 is going to be an amazing year

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

If beating was effective then Nigeria would be a much better place

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

I'll tell a Nigerian I'm Yoruba and Edo but they'll still foolishly ask 'but where is your father from'.

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Fried Water

@Moss_2kriss

3 years

My pastor didn't sing Dami duro

Azeez Ishola ❼

@Olaz01

3 years

Davido has just garnered some insane amount of money in less than 1hr of him pasting his account details. when people gift expensive cars or huge moneys to their pastor, please don’t call them foolish.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

People that don't like Amala 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

As president of the Ric hassani fan association I'd like we fans and supporters to refer to ourselves as 'Hassasins' @RicHassani

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

been working with this retired client in his 50s for 3 years now. I produce and write songs for him. He records and never releases the songs, just plays them in his house and for his friends. Asked him why and he said he's wealthy, bored and just enjoying himself. God wheneth

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

I’m half yoruba and Edo. I always state this and nigerians always try and correct me by asking where my father is from

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

No makeup. Make up

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5 years

No makeup. Makeup

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5 years

@DailyMailUK

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Please lagosians stop adding Bistro to you restaurant name for no reason

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@Moss_2kriss

7 years

What niniola is doing with house music and afropop is brilliant.

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

Never forget Tekno has a song called ‘only one for me’ and there are 6 girls in the video

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

You hardly hear rich men talking about how their wives should respect them. It’s always the poor ones.

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Yesterday in the studio

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

'i don't date black girls'

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

@debs___xx Am i the only one that thinks this look like bobrisky?

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

2kriss x Ric Hassani 😊

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@WilliamAdoasi

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Alot of artists don't realise how annoying it is to smoke next to a producer while working.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

@The_Nenye Nigeria to corona virus:

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Original Cuppy finally out. Tracks 3 and 5 produced by yours truly. I Got to work with one of favourite artists of all time on track 3. #OriginalCopy

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@Moss_2kriss

6 years

This fish is yoruba

Oceana

@oceana

6 years

Triggerfish can be found in tropical and subtropical oceans throughout the world.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

This is who they compared kadigbe to?

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Sometimes don't take life to seriously

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

People that eat indomie with bread should be jailed.

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Only thing keeping me sane during this lockdown. 🎧🎧🎹🎹

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

If I don't pick up your call this is most likely what I'm doing 🔊🔉🔉

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

Who made up this stupid rule that you are only from your father's state?

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

@LillzTrackLife @MaameDorkunu I love this song

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

It's only in London that guys will wear a tracksuit to a dinner date while the girl is in a nice dress and heels

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@Moss_2kriss

7 years

Somewere in lagos. #IphonePhotography

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

I've seen this tweet more than 20 times and still open it every single time expecting a different result

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

I always feel brand new everytime I get a haircut

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

This is Me on my wedding day. No way my wife will upstage me

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

Nigerians act like culture was divinely created by the gods. Its literally just some dead peoples opinions that you are giving in to

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

Who's idea was it for church to start in the morning?

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@Moss_2kriss

3 years

This @RicHassani ft Peruzzi is such a jam 🔥🔥🔥🔥.

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@Moss_2kriss

4 years

You can use lagos long Island to sanitise your hands. That thing is 90% alcohol

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Still can't get over the fact that I get paid to do something that started out as a hobby

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Can you guess what I was looking at?

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

You can't ask a girl out on a date and expect to split the bill. Someone that was minding their business should now come and spend money they didn't plan to spend.

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@Moss_2kriss

5 years

Recorded a banger with Reekado banks today.

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@Moss_2kriss