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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Bontle54876787 @SavageMaveriick He's definitely headed somewhere, it's gonna be a bumpy weekend

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2 years

@M_sankie This is what happens when you marry your best friend ❤️❤️

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@saney_maxwell If u going on dates to seek validation, u really need to stop going on dates and focus on working on your self esteem, u can tell when a person is blown away by your mere presence without them saying anything.

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3 years

@Mushia8 @MatsileMohau U don't know cars, please rest

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@MosaseTumelo

5 months

@sa_crime As someone who's been in relationships before, I was also cheated where I invested all my energy, but I chose to be safe and left without any disease, jail time or violence, that's the message when I say "be safe", you can interpret it however you see fit.

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2 years

@MichShoxen Reminds me of this other friend of mine who drove his car into a hole, he found out he's VW can actually golf.

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@RofhiewaM @DrPhomolo @_mokeng96 What determines if u struggling or not is your disposable income Bro, not your net income, some people earn R50k only to be left with R2k after expenses.

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2 years

@mehlomakhulu87 @AdvoBarryRoux I'm looking for words to defend her, but I'm stuck

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@sir_onah Recently listened to her hoe story, never looked at her the same since, I'm leaving

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2 years

@Buhlenomuhle Doing doggy so u can close your nose in peace

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2 years

@Londy29884859 @SediiMatsunyane Happy birthday to your daughter, u right u daughter nge present nyana lapho?

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3 years

@moshibudi_ @lindopariss I see this one as redirection of funds to high priority areas as opposed to mismanagement

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2 years

@NdimUVuyo @Dipuo1026 Lol, read the tweet Bro or ask someone to explain it to you, he's an employer

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Teebay_ @_Phiwoo So u don't want to mix your pee with their pee, why? Is your pee a vip?

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2 years

@ZviikoeTweets I called Zakes the other day he said no I can't talk now ngise Bantwini

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2 years

@Pancakkkesss "No its fine, it's not like we're in a relationship or something"

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2 years

@IsulamaZwide Trying to do damage control, we see you

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4 months

@Am_Blujay I remember after this video the boy responded and actually cursed this lady, sometimes it's good to take free advice.

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2 years

@Wandile_Ntulie It's giving Leon Schuster vibes

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@MosaseTumelo

4 years

@Tshidisego8 @ZinhleMasango6 But if it was the other way around u would be saying "if someone really loves u they will make time for u no matter how busy they are"

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8 months

@asivepayi_ Some don't even have profile pics, they say they found peace and never looked back, imagine 😩😩

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@RealMrumaDrive Lol, that's the most embarrassing thing to say in a meeting, rather say "over and above the issues raised, i wouldn't add much except to applaud so and so for the good work and prompt responses in resolving matters at hand"

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3 years

@dumisane_ They will laugh at u for not having a side

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5 months

@with_praises @sa_crime Be safe from deseases, humiliation, jail, mental hospitals and unknowingly raising kids which are not yours. Be safe gents.

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2 years

@MichaelBucwa Undisputed 🥇🥇

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@Mank_Mandla Ya phela I relationship yami ye 10 years, lost interest in everything thereafter deactivated my social media accounts, lost my mind, but I've healed now and I can laugh at the ordeal

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2 years

@EMukumbo Buying a German car that cost R8.5k pm instalment, 4 years later, covid struck, job gone, car gone, over R400k down the drain, rebuilding from scratch now

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5 months

@RaymondNOndieki @upblissed I love how he didn't hit him when he was down.

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2 years

@GOATeDigital @_tshmo What about her burger though, it's not like u died and stuff.

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2 years

@FineChina2929 If u don't want to cook just leave the kitchen, ke dilo mang tse?

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2 years

@Iam_Mpesh @broztitute @Nhlaka_Gambushe I sense some jealousy here 😂😂

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@MosaseTumelo

4 years

@LaurenIpsumZA @tsholo_chauke Why are you disturbing his peace, isn't there any other place u can get that copy?

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2 years

@AndileIsKing @Qokani U can sit down, it's pretty clear u know nothing about cars.

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2 years

@MuchKhensi @mohale_motaung Haibo, njani, u both look like teenagers?

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Michael_GvO His face is too spotless to be a criminal, definitely an actor

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@fifimoeng Is it also wrong to call white people Belungu, Makgowa or Mabunu, just asking

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Londy29884859 @SediiMatsunyane Kahle mama, this is not about you

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@OrorisengLedwab @MusaKhawula Lol, that's the one

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@GilbertMoela @AA_Zulu Respect yourself king, don't accept to be demoted, walk away 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Afributter I retired from groove, the music was too loud

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@rrosie_tm @KhulisoMahosi_ A fully grown man can't be dragged anywhere.

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3 months

@Ketso28 Tragedy is temporary, content is forever..

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@MosaseTumelo

6 months

@Bongs_Mahlangu Soft pillows.

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@DineoLeshika @ChrisExcel102 I remember very well she shouted "u blindfolded me, will u at least guide me" 🚩🚩

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@MosaseTumelo

7 months

@Mo_Odi_ You find yourself promising her you'll stop drinking and change your ways, avele athi "do it for yourself" 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@KingSisiwe Very brave of you to imply that people who are single with no kids don't have something to live for.

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@_MishyMishie Most of the time I resort to withdrawal and remaining silent cos I have learned that no matter how humbly u communicate your feelings, some people will gaslight u and make u feel like u being paranoid, insecure or u trying to pick a fight.

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@Ntombi08735399 @MichaelBucwa Ke di flavor tsa hubbly

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@SumtingN @prodsirtedd @DIDI_MONSTER_ Lol, G63 and G wagon is the same car Bro, you must be a hun

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Lungz_Africa @NeoRapetsoa But that's sexual harassment Bro, imagine if a guy said the same to a woman

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@MosaseTumelo

6 months

@Boity People on this app will tweet anything for engagements.

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@MosaseTumelo

4 years

@AphiweNxumz @supe_cam it teaches us that love alone is not sufficient to make a relationship work out

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@MosaseTumelo

4 years

My son cant stop moving Vigro Deep 🔥🔥 #LockdownHouseParty

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@SlangMzitho @MkhuluMathanyel With that Tshirt u can't be talking about Jesus

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4 months

@anael__mevoung Makes sense, personality I would never go to a female urologist.

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Londy29884859 @SediiMatsunyane Lol, ugirl ona 6 uyayi phuza I savanna 😳😳

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@ashantimlanjeni @thandoluthuli9 People who have no cars themselves are quick to belittle a polo, u did well sis 👌🏾

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@NtombikayiseKu7 @wifeofpablo___ Studies have shown that women are attracted to dangerous men.

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Candee_Leigh @Basetsana_Pule I thought I was weird for thinking this is not cute 🚮

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@HelaEasy @Sir_JamesM @ingagubeka Wearing formal shoes Bro, walking on a tar road going kwa kwa kwa

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4 months

@aey_dear "Wena mphe chance, le rub rub ya mangwele kena le yona"

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2 years

@_BlackZA She be like "u really didn't have to" but deep down she's mad happy

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Muamr19 @MusaKhawula Mohale was a very brave man hey

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@MosaseTumelo

5 months

@blythlie @sa_crime And you are the solution...

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Teebay_ @_Phiwoo Nigga please,it's normal practice to throw a bit of toilet paper to avoid that, u can't be going "qumbu" at your age.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@shude_zolile I'm in no position to make such a decision for my kids, any preferred Engineering institution they decide to go to will guarantee my full support

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@nkunanutty @tsakani_sheen But the person who's birthdaying will take it personal

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@PrincessNdafa @NdoniMathenjwa_ U very smart, u should work for saps as an undercover detective

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Apprinco @kulanicool That would've been the last time she saw me.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@PhathekaPat Being a parent is very easy but parenting is where the hill is at, not everyone is fit to parent, a grade 9 child is probably 15 and doesn't know what their doing, they need strong parental guidance, unfortunately most parents are soft on their kinds and mistake that for love.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@MusaKhawula I was waiting to hear "ase trap ke dipina tsako kasi"

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@MonateReal O sare wa ispoiler nyana ho kene text ere "o kae?"

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@jah_vinny_23 It's the "hao" for me 😂😂

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@dineonono Deleted that thing and never looked back, made me feel so poor

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@TheRealMotase_ The water is at waist level, no swimming lessons needed her, something is off here

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

6 months

@mthoko_nhlapo @Thembisile_Q Yes, me, worse it was a specialist, paid a hefty price for nothing, but rather be safe than sorry, it turned out I was perfectly fine despite some nasty symptoms.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Ntiya_fineapple Sounds like a deal until u meet someone else during the friendship and decide u wanna change your mind and be in a relationship with them.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@phalanndwa6 Girls have taken matters into their hands now 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@average_les @DanielN76472847 @SneGuguMsimang1 But he's got a point, a valid one.

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@miss_andisa Parenting a 2k should be listed as a thousand ways to die 😂😂

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

5 months

@ditebogomailula @sa_crime You're not entitled to tell me how to comment, you can tweet that message yourself if that's how you feel.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Kamogelo_MN Ridiculous pricing is the major cause for the collapse of most black businesses, but we are not ready for that conversation. Thanks bye

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@NMkhabela @M_sankie U married a wrong person

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@HappySMahlangu @iamthobani Kthiwa is a spiritual journey nton nton, he's connecting with his true African roots and stuff

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Kgothatso___ @siiwe_ The Bible is the most confusing book ever, there's another verse saying you "by the sweat of your face you shall eat your bread"

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Camberry_cam @ZiphoratorS I thought I was alone, she hates taking pics with me, but takes them with other people 🤦🏾‍♂️

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

5 months

@The_A_Wagon He must go back to the shooting range, a close range miss like that 🙄🙄

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@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Phytoman_ Did u know that u can loose your income any time irrespective of how many kids u have?

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@MosaseTumelo

3 years

@MrsMom_Cele @Mahuntsu

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@MosaseTumelo

3 months

@MDNnewss Envy and jealous are too much on most of these female friendships...

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Sigujana_ZA Lol, this is not an invention, this is already in use on SA roads, it's road paint infused with retro reflective glass beads, not new

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@ChrisExcel102 Must be a music video

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@MosaseTumelo

6 months

@JamesChego9 @CheckersSA The brother wasn't even doing anything wrong, just having a good time, ona le bothata bafanas, cleanse your heart.

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@west_maverick And who's that in the background wearing a Tommy Hilfiger cologne?

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

5 months

@apurv_anand @AMAZlNGNATURE Sometimes you don't have to do anything, you just have to be there for your loved ones. 🙏🏾

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Lera_Kumalo @MusaKhawula Lol, he talks very funny, sounds like a Nigerian movie, I would also laugh 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@Sefularo_Keamo @becausebonniie @NakhokonkeDube And there are people with good hearts who genuinely are willing to help, but with stories like this it's gonna be difficult going forward. 😔

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aRetiredSimp

@MosaseTumelo

2 years

@misu_zulu So she didn't even recognize your voice?

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@MosaseTumelo

4 months

@sgubhusomkhonto If I owned a slahla I would never open it 🤦🏾‍♂️

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