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Rick Morrissey

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Chicago Sun-Times sports columnist and wise old sage of asshattery. @Suntimes #Chicago

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Rick Morrissey
6 years
Anthony Rizzo just called the people accusing gun-protesting kids of being actors โ€œlosers.โ€ Also, heโ€™s right. #Cubs #OpeningDay
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
#Cubs flying the WTF.
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
I was just on an elevator with Bill Murray, Eddie Vedder and Chris Chelios. Let's just say they were very, very happy. #Cubs . #WorldSeries
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
Iโ€™m begging you, #Bears fans: Quit this team and save yourself. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
My friend John Mullin is battling pancreatic cancer. Many of you know him from his excellent work covering the #Bears over the years. He has put out a video series in the hopes of helping others. Please check out the videos and pass them on.
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Rick Morrissey
10 years
Call me Mr. Soccer. My column on how the #WorldCup2014 changed a hater: http://t.co/eGmRV5e7Pg
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
Double standard: #MLB lets cheating #Astros keep 2017 World Series, but wonโ€™t forgive Pete Roseโ€™s sins. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
The allegiance to Ted Phillips is mind-boggling.
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
From a column I wrote about Jake Peavy's zeal for his #WhiteSox teammates in 2013: "You can tell a phony by the way his enthusiasm dims when the camera lights shut off. The rah-rah guy suddenly loses his voice. The affliction is called Nick Swisher-itis.''
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4 years
Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
The fiction that #ESPN cares about reporting is being exposed by its layoffs today.
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
Javy Baez is the first #Cubs player to steal home since 1907. #NLCS
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
What if Chase Daniel, not Mitch Trubisky, gives the #Bears their best chance of winning the Super Bowl this season? My column:
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
Looks like the #Bears studied tape closely during the week and came to the conclusion that Tarik Cohen is on the team.
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
Apparently, marijuana was legalized in Illinois this morning. #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
Trubisky looks completely committed to Robinson, which would be great if this were dating and not passing. #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
We've got a full-blown moron outbreak at Halas Hall. The CDC says that there's nothing to be done and that all is lost.
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
Ruling on the field is that itโ€™s a shit show #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
I'm sorry, I don't get the booing for Miguel Montero. The grand slam in the NLCS counts for nothing? #Cubs #BlueJays
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Rick Morrissey
2 years
The big-market #Cubs and the small-market #SLCardinals treat their fans differently. Guess which team keeps winning? My column:
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Rick Morrissey
9 years
#Cubs Flying the WTF. #NLCS
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
Paul Reuschel threw out the first pitch at Wrigley tonight. That gives me an excuse to show this awesome baseball card. #Cubs
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Rick Morrissey
1 year
If #Northwestern really does put its students first, then Pat Fitzgerald has to go. My column on the hazing scandal:
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
#NHL determined to make this an 8:30 start anyway. #Blackhawks
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
Remember when the #Cubs were lovable? It's getting harder and harder. My column on Joe Ricketts, Addison Russell, Aroldis Chapman, et al:
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
Again, #Cubs ?
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
BREAKING NEWS: Charlie Brown kicks football. #Cubs #WorldSeries
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
The John Fox Era is going down the drain. #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
"Forever Around'' is more like it.
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7 years
David Ross threw out the first pitch tonight and "Forever Young" blasted from the speakers (Getty Images) #Cubs
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
There was a mistake in your tweet. It should have read: I broke down: All the QBs brought in by Ryan Pace over the years.
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Patrick Finley
3 years
I broke down all the QBs brought in by Ryan Pace over the years.
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
Why put off the inevitable? Time for the #Bears to say goodbye to Matt Nagy. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
Thank you for trying, Potsie.
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
A lesson from the #Bears : Bad things happen to bad organizations. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
The difference between #Chiefs โ€™ Patrick Mahomes and #Bears โ€™ Mitch Trubisky is everything. My column from a bad night for GM Ryan Pace:
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
#Bears hire a Matt Eberflus when they should have hired an offensive guru to guide Justin Fields. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
God bless you, Pat Foley. #Blackhawks
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
Not a peep from #Bears GM Ryan Pace, man of mystery, after the offensive lineโ€™s woeful performance vs. Browns. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
2 years
I think throwing in the towel was absolutely the right call. #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
Mark Buehrle, the #WhiteSox โ€™ Mr. Dependable, belongs in the Hall of Fame. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
This is the worst traffic Iโ€™ve ever seen for a #Bears game. Iโ€™m a half mile from Soldier Field, and if I get there for kickoff, Iโ€™ll be amazed. Oh, and I left 3 hours before game time.
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
With Joe Maddon gone, time for the Ricketts family to take the blame for the #Cubs โ€™ decline. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
You lost me at "Ted Phillips.''
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
#Bears fans beg to differ.
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Kristin Cavallari says Jay Cutler unclogged her milk ducts by "sucking harder than he's ever sucked"
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
Joe Maddon just compared the Buster Posey Rule to the Soda Tax in Cook County. #Classic #Cubs
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
A fond farewell to Ed Galvin, the high school coach I carried with me all these years. My column: @FenwickFriars
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
Some advice for new #Bears GM Ryan Poles: Stay as far away from George McCaskey and Ted Phillips as possible. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
When is the vaccine for the dumb ass virus going to be ready?
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
Kyle Schwarber: "I'll probably cry at some point today.'' #Cubs #WorldSeries
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
It helps to laugh. I had the same cancer Eddie has. The laughing started when the doc mentioned the name of the chemo drug I'd be subjected to: 5-FU. I said, "5-FU? Nobody could think of another name?'' The good news: That was 11 yrs ago and I'm still laughing @Edzo16 #Blackhawks
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I recently spent the day with #Blackhawks broadcaster Eddie Olczyk. Here is Part 1 of my two-part series on Eddie's fight with cancer:
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
Let's not freak out every time a celebrity or famous athlete tests positive for COVID-19. It's going to happen, just like it's going to happen that people, superstars or otherwise, will get the flu. It doesn't mean that these are the End Times, OK?
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
The average ACT score at both #Northwestern and #Vanderbilt is 33. Players take notes during timeouts, then break into discussion groups.
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
How could the #Bears have been so wrong about Matt Nagy? Letโ€™s reminisce. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
2 years
Ban this shift, please: #Cubs go from crying poor to trying to buy #ChelseaFC . My column:
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
Any doubt Javy Baez is the star of the playoffs so far for the #Cubs ? #NLCS
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
I'm going to get busy writing a column begging #Bears fans to stop supporting this nonsense. See you in a bit.
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
#Bears general manager Ryan Pace needs to stop hiding and answer questions about Mitch Trubisky. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
After another embarrassing #Bears loss, time for a housecleaning at Halas Hall. My column: #Lions
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Rick Morrissey
10 years
So everybody shut up about Crawford. #Blackhawks
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
One-time World Series champion #Cubs seem to have lost their killer instinct. My column after brutal #Reds series:
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
BREAKING: Recreational marijuana use now legal at Halas Hall. #Bears .
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
The #Bulls apparently are doing a remake of โ€œMajor League.โ€
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
#Bulls win, continuing their march toward somebody else getting Zion.
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
. @MarkLazerus Passed a car with the license plate "Mark Laz" today but knew it wasn't you because it didn't have many followers.
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Rick Morrissey
9 years
#Blackhawks win their third #StanleyCup in six seasons, and a party breaks out at the United Center. My column: http://t.co/ZtBp3mX521
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
One of the best bat flips you'll ever see on a foul ball, by Puig. Followed by a strikeout looking. #Cubs #Dodgers #NLCS
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Rick Morrissey
2 years
Itโ€™s clear that Tim Anderson doesnโ€™t understand #WhiteSox fans. At all. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
Whatever recipe Ted is using involves marijuana.
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
If youโ€™re shocked, you havenโ€™t been paying attention. #Bears
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3 years
The #Bears are signing ... Andy Dalton, per ESPN
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Rick Morrissey
7 months
My column on my dog, the late, great Brewster, a columnist's best friend:
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
Thought that was gone. #Cubs
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
What a world: Employees For Life John Paxson, Gar Forman fire #Bulls coach Fred Hoiberg. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
5 years
#Bears start drinking early on New Yearโ€™s Eve, say plan is for Mitch Trubisky to be their starting QB in 2020. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
Jim Thome voted into the #BaseballHOF . #WhiteSox
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1 year
Somebody please tell me: Whatโ€™s changed from last year for the #Bears ?
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Rick Morrissey
12 years
#Bears LB Blake Costanzo will be making his first NFL start today. Previous job: assistant to the traveling secretary for the Yankees
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Rick Morrissey
10 years
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
Mitch Trubisky reminds me of a young Connor Shaw. #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
"Hi, yes, I'd like a cab. Clark and Addison.'' #Cubs #WorldSeries
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
One play, one sack for Roquan Smith. That easy, huh? #Bears
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Rick Morrissey
3 years
How do we love #Loyola basketball? Let us count the ways. My column: @RamblersMBB
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Rick Morrissey
8 years
The #Blackhawks turn it on -- the way they always do. My column from Game 6 at a wild UC:
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Rick Morrissey
4 years
Gar Forman is done with the #Bulls . They canned him today.
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Rick Morrissey
6 years
Years from now, we'll look back on Javy Baez as the best #Cubs player of his generation. My column:
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Rick Morrissey
7 years
There's a report that Ted Phillips is researching replacements for John Fox. It can't be true that Phillips has such a role. It just can't be. #Bears
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