Jim Harbaugh went 0-5 against Ohio State, was too cowardly to play The Game in 2020, oversaw a program-wide cheating operation for three years, and then quit after the NCAA found out.
The most Michigan Man to ever live.
JD Vance scheduling a rally that begins literally at the same time as Ohio State kicks off against Toledo tells you everything you need to know about how well JD Vance understands Ohioans.
Vote for Tim Ryan, Ohio.
I updated the new Ohio plate to more accurately reflect what our state is all about. Construction barrels, an endlessly cloudy gray winter sky, and a 1997 Chevy Cavalier with pallets stacked on the roof.
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT!🚨
As many of you know,
#Crew96
ownership recently announced their intention to hold a fundraiser for regressive MAGA extremist JD Vance.
That doesn’t sit well with me or the members of my community, so we’ve decided to do something about it.
#OHSEN
Thoughts and prayers go out tonight to the owners of the Columbus Crew, who helped fund the failed attempt to weaken democracy in the great state of Ohio.
I won’t forget what you tried to do.
Last 7 EPL Champs:
City
City
Liverpool
City
City
City
City
Last 7 MLS Champs:
Toronto
Atlanta
Seattle
Columbus
New York
Los Angeles
Columbus
American soccer is fun. That’s all.
When a guy like Mike DeWine, who literally voted in favor of illegal and unconstitutional voting maps seven times, tells you not to end gerrymandering, you end gerrymandering even harder.
Last week I told
@TimRyan
that he should come tailgate with us before the
#Crew96
game this weekend, and guess what?
That’s exactly what he’s going to do.
Battelle Plaza. Saturday. 3pm-6pm.
Tell everyone you know.
#OHSEN
The Columbus Crew are MLS Cup champions again. I promise you that I can barely feel my body. I am almost floating above the earth.
You guys.
We did it.
First, we’re holding a fundraiser of our own.
While JD Vance is downtown in a swanky ballroom at the Athletic Club surrounded by millionaires and billionaires, we’ll be in Franklinton registering people to vote and raising money for Ohio’s next senator:
@TimRyan
.
#OHSEN
Of all the countless thousands of pictures that were taken of Harrison Afful during his Columbus Crew career, this one is the one.
This one is it.
#Crew96
Cancel all the goddamned sports games until our elected officials figure out how to stop public employees from murdering people of color in the streets.
#BlackLivesMatter
@APrecourt
Congrats on figuring out how to tweet again. I look forward to your next six weeks of disgusting silence while you attempt to tear the heart out of my hometown.
PS: I’m not going to let you do it.
1. Zack Steffen is my life.
2. First win of Pete’s ownership era happened on his birthday.
3. Boston deserves a better soccer EVERYTHING.
4. The Penguins fans at Land Grant think we like them because of similar colors, but no, you are all trash.
5. Columbus rules.
#Crew96
STORY TIME! Yesterday, Federico Higuain sat down for an interview with
@ESPN
and proved why he will go down as one of the greatest athletes in the history of Columbus. Here’s one of the many reasons we love him so much…
#SaveTheCrew
#CrewSC
#Crew96
Morning!
The scam private school vouchers, which overwhelmingly go to rich families already enrolled in private schools, cost Ohio tax payers $966 million in the past school year.
That jumped from $124 million the year before, an increase of 679%.
Stop voting for Republicans.
It’s going to be a minute before we can properly grade this move, but we can all agree right this second that Gyasi is a class act, a club legend, and we hope he tears it up in Colorado so hard that it will be absolutely impossible to leave him off the World Cup roster.
#Crew96
“HAVE U EVER STOPPED 2 THINK THAT MAYBE I HAVE A REASON 2 SUPPORT THE INSURRECTIONIST FELON WHO HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF RAPE???? U DONT KNOW ME GOD BLESS”
That’s the difference between the candidates, folks.
Billionaires are raising money for JD Vance, because THEY are who he fights for and reports to.
Working class people are raising money for Tim Ryan, because WE are who he cares about and WE are who he fights for.
#OHSEN
Looks like I’ll be talking
#SaveTheCrew
with
@bbcworldservice
this morning live at 11:30.
The BBC World Service has a global weekly audience of over 200 million people.
This is not over. Tell everyone you know.
I always knew we’d save the Crew. I can’t say I anticipated the official
#Crew96
account using our hashtags and posting pictures of our
#TIFOSWEAT
projects. It’s mind-blowing, it’s heart-warming, and it represents everything I love about this city. Thank you,
@ColumbusCrewSC
.
Caleb Porter leaves with more pieces of hardware in our trophy case than there was when he got here, and when we celebrate the anniversaries of the 2020 MLS Cup, I hope he and his family are always in attendance.
Best of luck wherever the future takes you, coach.
#Crew96
Tornado warning in effect until at least 5:30pm here in Columbus. Republicans scheduled to begin feeling oppressed by being in their basements by 5:19pm.
If anyone in Columbus had their Pride flags stolen by this group of fucking losers, let me know and I’ll replace it for you for free.
No room for bigots in Cowtown. 🌈❤️
STOLEN FLAGS: Dozens of neighbors in German Village say they had their Pride flags stolen overnight.
They’ve shared security cam footage with me showing a group of young people stealing the flags from each house.
One neighbor replaced his flag with this sign.
@wsyx6
On 10/10/2018 I got a call just before dinner. The caller asked me if I was sitting down. I said no, spill your guts. He told me that the impossible had happened, & that we saved the Crew. Exactly 1 year later,
#Crew96
breaks ground on our new downtown home. What a ride, friends.
The streets of Monterrey are packed. Filled to the brim with disappointment. People are sad, but kind. Our Uber driver is flying down side streets in a desperate attempt to get to more traffic, only sooner.
Windows are down. Spirits are high. Vibes are immaculate.
Go Crew.
Caleb Porter just walked into our Nordecke meeting at the stadium, and he’s been talking for seventeen straight minutes without taking a single breath.
#Crew96
Hey, guess what? Pam is pregnant. According to a recent science report, we’re going to birth a baby human in April of 2020. Here is our baby announcement that Pam specifically asked me not to use.
A reminder that the 2020
#MLSCup
wasn’t a close game. The Columbus Crew laid the worst beating in the entire quarter century history of the contest upon the overmatched Seattle Sounders.
It was ruthless and it was without mercy and it was a thing of beauty.
Good morning. ⭐️⭐️
Today marks one year since Grant Wahl unleashed a tweet that resulted in the formation and activation of the
#SaveTheCrew
movement. In the ensuing 365 days I also...
1. Bought a house
2. Adopted a dog
3. Quit smoking
4. Got married
5. Quit my job
It’s been one hell of a year.
Thank you to everyone at the Columbus Dispatch for being truth-tellers, for never resting, and for being the voice of our community.
Subscribe to the Dispatch. Now.
#SaveTheCrew
Eleven years ago, a handful of my friends and I started painting banners in my warehouse.
We sweated our asses off while making tifos, so I jokingly called our group
#TIFOSWEAT
. The name stuck.
Today
#TIFOSWEAT
still exists, and this evening they deployed this.
Proud. 🏳️🌈
DID YOU KNOW: The outcome of today’s meeting in Austin, TX is irrelevant and we’re going to
#SaveTheCrew
no matter what?
It’s true. Tell everyone you know.
I knew the MLS playoff format was too good to last. It made too much sense. People enjoyed it too much. It was too easy to understand. It didn’t require enough explanation.
It had to be destroyed and replaced by something worse.
This is Major League Soccer.
10+ years ago I watched the Crew scrimmage the Dayton Dutch Lions at a high school football stadium in West Carrollton.
Same guy, here tonight. Glory to Columbus.
Cheers to the fanbase who were told their destruction was imminent, that there was nothing they could do about it, and saved their community anyway.
Happy Crewsmas Eve to all who celebrate.
For every person who thinks it’s unfashionable to boo Michael Bradley every time he touches the ball, I will boo Michael Bradley even harder every time he touches the ball.
#Crew96
All Gyasi does is make great runs, put himself in perfect positions, and finish clinically while working his ass off, never complaining, and being a great dude and a beloved teammate who is constantly doubted for no good goddamned reason.
Other than that though, pretty average.
2019
#CrewSC
season opener is against the New York Red Bulls at MAPFRE Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. Shout out to everyone who said we would never
#SaveTheCrew
.