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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

if you a real 'stolfo you know how to BOUNCE BACK

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

1 year

“I’m Ken. I am Kenough. I want to Kentinue existing in this world!”

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@MordredStan

2 years

*Giant sand worms that make drugs* “reasonable enough” *Female secret society that doesn’t implode after a month* “there’s no way”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

"...click on 1... nothing on 2... good click on 3..."

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Bruh they making prop hunt into an anime !! 😂

Catsuka

@catsuka

2 years

New trailer of "Suzume no Tojimari" animated movie by Makoto Shinkai (Your Name), with english subs.

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

“what is your opinion on anime?” always exposes grifters

Jason S. Campbell

@JasonSCampbell

2 years

Daily Wire host on anime: "I think it's all Satanic. I have no argument for it -- I have no argument for why it's Satanic, it just seems that way to me"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Grandma said I was “too handsome NOT to have a girlfriend “

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Oh great! even the 1800s had fujoshi femcels shipping dudes 🙄

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

mfw the government declares s*x a universal right and I’m forced to become the boyfriend of a smelly fujoshi femcel NEET

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

1 year

“Please give me a mentally ill femcel fujoshi goonette gf”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

I was eating at Subway and some girl with bags under her eyes saw me and said “femboy spotted!” WTF!!

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

7 months

How to change a flat tire Past: Just google it Now: Just google it then add Reddit Future: Just know someone who knows someone who can invite you to the secret flat tire changing discord server

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

watapumpkin23

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

@firstfedora i sincerely doubt "the besties 😈 groupchat❤️💙💛" gonna last two years let alone 10,000 years

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

“Mom, can I borrow your credit card? There’s a Venti banner rerun…”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

You are celibate but we do not grant you the rank of "TrueCel"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Napoleon: If Alexander were a woman, I would make him my mistress. 1800s Fujos:

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Dear ArmpitSniffer88, I meant to DM you back but I’ve been busy

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

Just found out you have to talk to girls if you want to have a girlfriend

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

morbius 2 dialogue gonna be like: "it's morbin' time.... uh that sounded better in head..."

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

1 year

I DOWNLOADED THE WRONG ARMORED CORE

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@MordredStan

2 years

Orthobros when their copies of MuvLuv turn into Fate Stay Night after the pope’s consecration of Russia and Ukraine

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@MordredStan

2 years

“God, where’s my gf?” God: I give my smelliest fujoshis to my strongest chudcels

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

I’m 30 years old (I survived past the expiration date 😈)

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

you're telling me Odysseus took 10 years to get from Troy to Ithaca? something not adding up...

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i finally took the L and decided to watch this garbage. Lord have mercy

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

@AsmrZwei latin america a low-key powerhouse for dubbing anime

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

@Tweedlex22 In the Dune books. I’m comparing the sand worms and the Bene Gesserit

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Fellas, what do I need to do to get a girlfriend like this?

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

SNEED

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

9 months

This is what the Garden of Eden looked like before Eve

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

1 year

30 year old femboy? Call that “Oldtoko no ko”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

New object to rotate in your mind just dropped

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

FedCaths be like “Christus Wignat” then post the most God-awful gif you’ve ever seen

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

The fonts do be similar though

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

Used to date a girl who was 6'1 and I'm 5'7 and one time we were arguing and she took a picture of me from her eye level to show me what I looked like from her prespective and honestly that was so disrespectful

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

"i'm old enough to be your mom!" son-zoned again 😔

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

What if we kissed in the Chainsaw Man Mazda MX-5 Miata? 😳

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

imagine if politics completely flips 30 years from now and we see McDonald's corporate be like "McDonald's: A BASED AND REDPILLED BURGER COMPANY"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

1 year

“Sir, the economy might be in a minor recession and…” “Start the Taiwan War now!!”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

have we considered the possibility of femgirls?

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

@WitheredWillow3 Brutalism can be really cool if done in "brutal" environments. Arctic, alpine, even rainforests.

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

It's called "the Iliad" but it's not actually about Illya...

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

my daily twitter experience

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Me flirting with a 27 year old woman: “the older the violin… the sweeter the music”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

11 months

I'm going to Spain next week!

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

seibaru bros

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

It’s official. I’m going to cosplay this little guy next 😈

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

hey cute brown girls of twitter, this could be US... but you playn' 😔

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

30 days. so far so good

Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i don't want to be a coomer anymore

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

Look, I'm just a dude who cosplays as Astolfo but the AR-15 whiskey decanter is the gayest thing I've ever seen

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i've picked the wrong time to watch this anime

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

I'm thinking it's time to bounce back!

Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

I'm taking a break from twitter. I'll return in a few months. I hope i don't get b @nned again like i was the last time i went on hiatus 🤭

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i will post this every thanksgiving

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

"Bro, i noticed you unfollowed me..."

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Catholic accounts be like “MEMENTO MORI” like thanks bro I don’t need reminding that she exists

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

radtrad zoomers when they find out what the latin word for "6" is...

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

@GeekyBugle01 Bruh, I’ve read all six of the books. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief on giants worms, genetic memory, space drugs, prescience, gholas etc. but I don’t think the Bene Gesserit would have worked 🤷‍♂️

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i don't want to be a coomer anymore

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i'm building a team

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

The extended director’s cut 😳

Boystown George

@boystowngeorge

2 years

Two years ago today, the funniest ninety seconds in U.S. history happened.

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

I'm taking a break from twitter. I'll return in a few months. I hope i don't get b @nned again like i was the last time i went on hiatus 🤭

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

9 months

I told my mom this would be my next cosplay and she said “I like it, looks cool, it’s more masculine than your last one…”

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

i'm 27 and have no friends (living with social anxiety)

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

What if we met on the internet? 😳

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

Soft serve samurai ice cream 🍦

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

The colony drop scene in Avatar 2 went hard!

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

I will never, ever, watch one of these videos

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

Disney magical realism be like “what if abuelita ate a magical taco 😳"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

i had to mentally convert the water to miniature apples, rotate the bottle, then convert it back it water.

Kitten 💖🐈

@kitten_beloved

2 years

It's almost impossible to underestimate the cognitive abilities of a normal person And yet even knowing this, this kind of result blows my mind

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

"don't talk to me or my daughter ever again"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

Christian men, do you know why you don’t have a gf? Because God hides his prettiest princesses from his gooniest gooners🤭

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

10 months

"Reincarnating as the same 30 year old in the same world after I turned 30 years old"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

@zam_charlie @MinModulation Please I need the femcel midler 🥵🥵🥵

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

I see a little silhouetto of a man

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

It’s the year 2032, The American Dairy Lobby has perfected gene therapy using viral vectors. Their goal: create a more lactose tolerant world. No one could have predicted what would happen next…

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

What's your definition of a TradStolfo moment?

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

yeah, i passed the BAR exam. 😏 Based And Repilled

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

got misgendered at work... again (sort of lol)

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

2 years

My best friend got a weeb gf 😭

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

11 months

"my job... is just coal"

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

Fishing is IRL gacha

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

3 years

Enough of this "what if we kissed 😳" nonsense. let's just kiss already

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Stolfie (Bounce Back!)

@MordredStan

8 months

You’re a gooner, Mr Grinch Your posts are full of coal! You’re balding you got Norwood You got a hylic soul, Mr Grinch … You’re a disgusting fakecel who posts… VANTABLACK COAL