my little brother started playing valorant today, and I hear him go, "I JUST GOT JUMPING HEADSHOT?????" welcome to valorant buddy, welcome to valorant.
im not even trolling bronzes are the best players in valorant. not radiant, not plat, bronzes. pro teams, this is the key factor y'all were missing out on. rc a bronze team. they'll fucking 13-0 anyone.
@8jello
As an instalock player, I acknowledge the fact my teammates have to pick around my instalock therefore, I vow to my teammates that I will not 1. Complain about team comp 2. Complain about bottom fragging teammates 3.
@sullycasts
double standards in the com is crazy. when pros/well known players int and troll, it’s funny and they’re a W streamer, cc whatever. when lesser known players do it, ppl act like they committed a crime
@8jello
Try my very hardest with this team and dedicate the next 30+ minutes of my life to my team and my teammates only. I PROMISE YOU. I will be TRYING MY HARDEST and hope it goes both ways; ALSO!! would be lying to you if I promise to top frag, but I can promise you that I'll try tol
HELP I JUST HAD A GIRL NAMED MAYMAY IN MY GAME THEN WE WERE EXCITED BC WE WERE BOTH GIRLS AND MY JETT GOES, "2 EGIRLS" ?? and then he leaves pistol round PELASE I WANNA ADD HER VALORANT COM HELP ME
my math teacher: "yeah I play valorant, but do I play it when I wanna enjoy being happy? no. I only play that game when my friends bully me on. it's just really not an enjoyable game"😭😭 mf was g3. he smurfs like, half y'all's peak. im done
my current eco teacher and my last year ap chem teacher (best friends), heard that I streamed, asked what game i streamed, proceeded to call me a nerd for streaming valorant, then my chem teacher said, "I have a sub tmrw, I'll turn on ur vods" 💀
the first time he told me I was getting kicked, was the day before this convo, and it was the first time in years we talked without arguing/yelling, and he was like, smiling when he told me lol. this is me addressing it the day after, ig confirming everything?
valorant has the most degen players lol. imm lobby, i speak, and insta "alr ggs". had a sexist guy the game before this as well. (2 more clips in the thread, 2 clips of me rapping to them 🤝)
1/5.
was playing unrateds to take a break from comp, and i speak and this guy is telling me hes qd w someone, and that their right hand are occupied. i love playing valorant. getting harassed this whole unrated LMFAOAO
after not touching the pc for 7 weeks, I'm happy to say I'll be back to streaming valorant :)
-PST-
Fri: 3:30-8:00
Sat-Sun: 10am-3pm
*streaming everyday during winter break, 10 am to 3 pm*
hope to see you there!
the jett on my team just said hed rape me and that i was fat wow im so scared broo. he called me a whore to top it off. guess his age guys!!
guy was flexing he hit IMMORTAL TWOOO on an alt. anyways, heres his 2 accs in case u wanna dodge :p
I dont necessarily have the best home life, and I haven't celebrated Christmas/got stuff in a while, so thank you guys so much for today. genuinely cried after stream. thank you for the donos, gifteds, and the support. thanks for making Christmas special to me again :)
this next act is the first act i get to play on the weekday lmfoaoo since beta. first act i get to play whenever i want, however long i want, how late i want, how early i want. im so proud of myself for the shit ive overcome honestly .
ive been watching hella valorant ranked, specifically like high elo games/pro lobbies, and ive been hearing so many girls in these games. like wow im actually so proud 😭 yall r sexc af. i love when women
i was talking to my little brother about his gf and he said, “i fed her electrons and i ate some protons and that’s why were attracted to each other.” IM CRYING PLEASE
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@ericriveracooks
yall r so unhappy w ur lives 😭 like if i saw her, and she was this happy over pancakes, im sure she needed that bit of happiness. dk why yall r so down on her for legit j being happy 😭😭
this shit isn't funny, blocking everyone making jokes about this situation + those replying in joking tones as well. innocent ppl r dying, and you're laughing bc you're not in immediate danger. you are not human.
I logged off and cried. how is this okay? like I KNOW I'm having a bad game. I get it. no need to fucking scream, cry, whine and get sexist. god damn. im sorry my ping that game was worse than the other games I qd east on. like god damn. the audacity.
@RiotSupport
@HitBox_Hiros
no commers can smd im so over staring at my mini map trynna figure out wtf ur next play is, while trynna play my own game, only to be trash talked bc "I'm not doing my job" like okayyy. so done w valorant.
holy- I wrote this out last year bro. "I wonder if I hit 1k on twitch by then" sobbing. I feel I make these often, and I really can't ever put into words how humbled I am :(( thanks for the crazy year, and the insane opportunities, and the undying support :')) 1/2