Lisa Vanderbump @montague90 Twitter profile

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Lisa Vanderbump

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1 year

Terfs are about to come for Beyonce and learn quite blunty the limits of their influence

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Pippa Crerar releasing a new story every day of December is the only Christmas Advent any of us need

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You won Nicola. Enjoy the seats I hope they make you very happy. Dear lord what a sad little life Nicola

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7 months

Kate Middleton is going into celeb big brother

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Britain's Prince William has pulled out of memorial service for his godfather because of ‘personal matter,’ Kensington Palace says.

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3 years

Forbidden Irn Bru

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1 year

Maya Forstater vs. The Hive, please, I'm begging

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2 years

They were the SNPs most committed activists... until they weren't

Film Updates

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2 years

Camila Mendes and Jenna Ortega will play sisters in upcoming @A24 film ‘ALBA’.

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BBC Politics

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"The details of the things that have been brought to me are absolutely frightening" Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle speaks of his concern about the security of MPs, saying "if my mistake is looking after members, I am guilty"

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1 year

I have a better one

The Royal Family

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1 year

A special emoji for the Coronation has gone live today! The emoji, based on St Edward’s Crown, will appear when any of the following hashtags are used: #Coronation #CoronationConcert #TheBigHelpout #CoronationWeekend #CoronationBigLunch

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3 years

Transphobia in the UK really is a hair away from being full blown satanic panic of the 80s huh

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2 years

Kate Forbes this morning

reaction videos

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2 years

kath and kim season 1 jane turner running away gay panic meme reaction video

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2 years

Alba party folk cheering the UK government blocking a Holyrood bill is certainly a look

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3 years

So you're economically middle class but self identify as working class regardless? Interesting

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@JackDMurphy I can't wait to watch

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3 years

The papers are right. Scottish/English rivalry never existed before the SNP took power in Holyrood

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3 years

That Sarah Everard notification makes me feel sick. Utterly grotesque

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2 years

This is my impression of Karen Brady on every episode of the apprentice

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3 years

Hmmm, so Rowling isn't Labour, and she isn't SNP... really narrowing down her political viewpoints here. Truly a mystery

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2 years

Took mushrooms a few weeks ago and was convinced my cat was telling me that he's sad we don't include him in more things, so cut a long story short and I now spend a lot of my day showing him things he's not seen before. Lately picked him up so he could watch me cut a pineapple

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3 years

WE ARE THE DAUGHTERS OF THE WITCHES YE COULDNT BURN I scream after being told I've got 5 minutes to drink my WKD and leave

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3 years

Hang this in the Louvre

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3 years

Christ it's starting earlier than I thought. Buckle in troops

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3 years

This needs to be framed and hung in the next Scottish Twitter museum

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3 months

Joanna going out like expected. Nothing is her fault. She's the independently minded one, not the voters. Enjoy irrelevance babe

Forth 1 News

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3 months

“History will show that major opportunities were squandered by Nicola Sturgeon and Ian Blackford” Joanna Cherry turns her fire on the SNP’s former leaders, as she loses her Edinburgh seat to Labour’s Scott Arthur - overturning a near 12 thousand majority. #GeneralElection2024

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4 years

Sending love and prayers to H&M's UK PR team right now

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2 years

My own experience is that Ash isn't so much a bully, but more one of the thickest people I've ever had to work with, which resulted in just an absolute misery of an office environment. (I'm not even being hyperbolic here, dim is an understatement)

Conor Matchett

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2 years

Ash Regan, at her campaign launch, was asked why she had staff sign four NDAs before paying them off. She said these agreements were to protect both parties, before refusing to answer whether she was a bully.

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4 years

Seems like a nice guy this Alba party candidate

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6 months

One nasty cold would take out 70% of this crowd

Alistair Grant

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Protest against the Hate Crime Act outside the Scottish Parliament.

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6 months

Why on earth would you be worried about hate crime legislation if you're not planning on committing a hate crime

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3 years

Let's tone down the hyperbole oh my god

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3 years

Babe that's Lady Gaga #TransphobiaGivesYouBrainworms

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2 years

nooooooooo, not opinions from English people I beg you

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4 years

What's the weirdest way someone has called you gay without actually calling you gay? My friend's mum used to say that I was 'born to be in theater' despite never having ever acted in anything ever which now just feels like a read...

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2 years

Absolutely decked that this is the same person ahahaha

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2 years

Outside Holyrood, 12:30. No taxis. Need to walk a mile for the night bus, alone, after a very tiring and frankly, upsetting, session in Parliament. There are other women here - none of us can get home easily. thanks, @NicolaSturgeon

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3 years

Hi my girlfriend and I spotted you from across the bar and we're really digging your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

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2 years

@EmilyThornberry So why abstain?

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@rinasawayama Honey you're Japanese you tell me

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4 years

"Joanna Cherry, her cancelling, in her own words" on the next cover of Holyrood magazine, calling it now

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3 years

The fact that neither @MhairiHunter nor @MhairiBlack have changed their names to 'Super Mhairio' feels like a missed opportunity

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3 years

@awhoraofficial When you get a positive PCR you're literally emailed and called to remind you that you have to stay in isolation for 10 days. This is just incredibly reckless. The isolation period is a legal requirement, not a vague suggestion

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3 months

All the grace of a reversing dump truck with no tyres

STV News

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3 months

Nicola Sturgeon owes defeated SNP MPs an apology, Joanna Cherry says.

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4 years

How fucking tall are you?!

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4 years

How I miss walking around Roma...

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3 years

Sue Gray is probably just fiddling around with harvard referencing and honestly I feel you babe x

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Lisa Vanderbump

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4 years

The homophobia I've had to deal with because of Joanna Cherry. The threats of violence. The doxxing. The calls I've had from her followers who have posted my number. All of which shes been tagged in and not once called out.

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2 years

There must be a spare place in the Louvre for this

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3 years

Guy in the pub's girlfriend bought him a portrait of his recently dead dog for Christmas and he cried when he opened it. He got her a bath bomb

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3 years

Alba's "The SNP should reach out and try to build bridges with us" stance is such a copy and paste job from the Alt Right textbook. Do everything you can to sow division and hatred then come begging for reconciliation when you've failed. Pathetic.

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5 years

Currently on a Spanish island, sitting next to a family from Newcastle who are lecturing some Swedish folk on why Brexit is a good idea and whi Boris will make it happen. Not sure I've ever felt more ashamed in Europe

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Lisa Vanderbump

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4 years

If I were a detective I would note that the letter appears to have no folds in it, so unless Monti sent it in a protected A4 envelope to Downing Street which seems unlikely, Monti (aged 8) is probably Dominic Raab (aged 46) who still deserves presents regardless

Boris Johnson

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4 years

Monti (aged 8) wrote to me asking if Father Christmas will be able to deliver presents this year 🎅🎁🎄 I've had lots of letters about this, so I have spoken with experts and can assure you that Father Christmas will be packing his sleigh and delivering presents this Christmas!

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3 years

Hi everyone and welcome to your Alba Conference 2021. Don't forget there will be a mandatory genital check when you pick up your pass and you will be allocated a sticker depending on what's going on down there. Thanks to Dave Lleweyln for volunteering to help #AlbaRising

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3 years

I am SHOCKED* to see the Alba lot take the side of the nursery *not even a bit shocked

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3 years

Hi my girlfriend and I spotted you from across the hate speech rally and we're really digging your vibe, can we buy you a ribbon?

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2 years

New level of pretty fucking gross here

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3 years

Um, Mel

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3 years

Everytime I think about Alba wanting an independence supermajority in Holyrood and now that there is one without them in it I can't stop laughing

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Lisa Vanderbump

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8 months

We're ashamed of your workplace every day babe

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8 months

To say I'm ashamed of my workplace today would be an understatement.

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3 years

We're so close to mental Alba twitter meltdown day and I am SO EXCITED

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6 months

Whatever you think about this legislation, these are 3 of the most disliked people on the planet lol

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6 months

It's not often Scottish legislation receives the attention of one of the world's richest men or best known authors, but the new hate crime act is making waves across the globe.

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5 months

No journalist has asked Kate Forbes the important questions yet (does she believe dinosaurs were real)

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2 years

Nicola Sturgeon faking covid to take time off for cosmetic surgery is hands down my favourite conspiracy theory

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1 year

Joanna Cherry should simply do her set where everyone likes her, like the next Conservative party conference

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3 years

🚨Breaking: Arlene Foster to join Alba as Equalities Spokesperson

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3 years

How fucked up do you need to be to be gay and openly state that you think there should be exceptions to a conversion therapy ban? Like, what is wrong with you

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5 months

Well yeah we can see that???

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Confirmed: Swinney standing.

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2 years

How to inject this

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3 years

I've just watched a speech by Denise Findlay where she says that Scottish Women are scared to speak up for their beliefs into a microphone infront of a crowd listening to it being blasted from speakers in a public park

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3 years

There is absolutely no reason to visit Dubai.

Michael #FBPE #GTTO #followbackfriday

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3 years

The UAE have vetoed condemning Russia for the invasion of the Ukraine, so just remember that the next time you book your luxury holiday to Dubai.

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Strap in Scottish Twitter, we're going to have 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 discourse 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Netflix Tudum

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3 years

A famed author (Brooke Shields) travels to Scotland hoping to buy a small castle of her own, but the prickly owner (Cary Elwes) is reluctant to sell in A CASTLE FOR CHRISTMAS, directed by Mary Lambert, opening its royal doors on Netflix November 26! 🏰🎄

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3 years

Ahahahahahaaaaaa

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2 years

No, lesbians were not removed from the pride parade. It's a group of bigots who try to block it every year then use the resulting videos to try and drum up anti trans rhetoric. Don't fall for it

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3 years

Wings over Scotland has retired again. Only a few months after the last time he retired. Thoughts and prayers with Denise Findlay 🙏

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2 years

@ITVBorderRB If your beliefs effect how you vote then sorry but that does impact everyone else when you're campaigning for the highest office in the country. Its not rocket science here

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2 years

You know how you're seeing her now with Ciaran Jenkins and she has like, two rehearsed lines which she thinks are absolute corkers and that's it? That is Ash Regan. You're not seeing a front, that is absolutely all she has lol. The lights are not on. They've been cut off.C

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Joanna is about a month away from asking why there isn't a Straight Pride

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3 years

The Janey Godley tweet thing: I think it must be exhausting to be outraged by someone's tweets from *over a decade ago*. Why do we care? If we're not giving somebody room for growth and judging them on the here and now, whats the point?

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(Ps lol at Denise, but I do think this is a real weird point in Scotland where folk who are *very much* middle class wax lyrical about how working class they are. It's v odd)

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3 years

Deranged

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2 years

Remember earlier *this month* when Joanna shared a conspiracy theory that @HumzaYousaf wanted to 'trans gay and autistic kids'

The National

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2 years

'It really would be a mistake to get rid of all dissenters, pretend that the events of the last few weeks never happened, and pick up where the last government left off' // @joannaccherry

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3 years

Alexa how do I get a twitter convo into my fucking veins

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2 years

Sorry but the 'attacking a van gogh painting is ableism because he was mentally ill' twitter takes have radicalised me. Drown the gallery in soup

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3 years

Glasgow honestly looks like best place and also the worst place to live

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3 years

JK Rowling is such a loser ahahahaha

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3 years

Skipped my coffee this morning, saved £2.15

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3 years

[citation missing]

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3 years

The thing about Denise and Mel. Denise is willfully misinterpreting facts and putting them out there to try and legitimise and intellectualise her own bigotry which stems from being kicked out the SNP which she's never really got over. Mel on the other hand is just thick.

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3 years

Marion Millar is trying to crowd fund 150k lol, def not a grift

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3 years

SACRED WATER FROM FIFE

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How it started One day later

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3 years

New conspiracy just dropped

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3 years

Neale identifying as a woman in shock twist

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2 years

The sensible option for party leader is Mhairi Black. However the role of FM will surely be a shit show fight between Kate, Humza and Angus, all each as uninspiring as the other.

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2 years

Not a referendum, not UDI, but a secret third thing that only Ash knows about and we'll find out later

Connor Gillies

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2 years

NEW: SNP leadership contender Ash Regan tells @SkyNews (after repeated questioning) she will “adapt” her independence plans if the UK Govt doesn’t enter negotiations. Regan refuses to tell me what that plan is and believes Downing St will listen to her more than Nicola Sturgeon

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3 years

@planetreece @ImogenHenderson @awhoraofficial

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2 years

I hope the SNP realise how many people in Scotland vote for them because of Sturgeon. There literally isn't anyone in Holyrood who even comes close to the caliber needed to secure the vote share they're expecting next year.

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2 years

One of my fav memories is having to explain in depth the differences between reserved and devolved matters, and what the EU parliament did. (Ash missed most of the Brexit breakfast briefings as it was generally the day after she had designated for late night bevvies, fair play)

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3 years

Never forget this @AlbaParty