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Thinking man's crumpet. Find me exclusively at @venus_babes BeemIt: MissMonroe | Throne: Miss_Monroe

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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Sweater girl
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” - Marilyn Monroe
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
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In full bloom, even in winter 🌹
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
AVAILABLE 10am-6pm Saturday 27th at @venus_babes in Braeside (South East Melbourne)
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
"Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation" - Zsa Zsa Gabor Miss Monroe will be available TODAY (3/7) at @venus_babes 10am to 6pm. Come on in - we'll keep each other warm 💋
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
We're not in Kansas any more ☺️
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
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Yes, I am wearing this extravagant necklace to draw attention to my bust 😉
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
A cold winter Sunday afternoon is a good excuse to light scented candles and get lost in the pages of a good book 🥰
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Sneaky shift alert! Miss Monroe will be available this WEDNESDAY (3/7) from 10am to 6pm at @venus_babes
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
"I'll never get used to anything. Anyone does that - they might as well be dead" - Holly Golightly in 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Does my ass look big in this? 😉
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
A favourite position 🙃
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Miss Monroe will be available tomorrow (FRIDAY 2/8) from 10am-6pm at @venus_babes in Braeside (south east Melbourne). Busty blonde natural GGs FSSW
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
"Once you can express yourself, you can tell the world what you want from it. . . All the changes in the world, for good or evil, were first brought about by words." - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Sugar, spice, all things nice 🧁
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Oops, this cardi is a bit tight around the bust ☺️
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Miss Monroe will be available from 10am to 6pm TODAY (Sat 27/7) at @venus_babes in Braeside (south east Melbourne.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Natural GG cups? Yes really. Come and see for yourself tomorrow 😜
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
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"We are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. It is not our purpose to become each other; it is to recognize each other, to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is: each the other's opposite and complement." - Hermann Hesse, 'Narcissicus & Goldmund'
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Best and dearest flower that grows, Perfect both to see and smell; Words can never, never tell Half the beauty of a Rose— Buds that open to disclose Fold on fold of purest white, Lovely pink, or red that glows Deep, sweet-scented. What delight To be Fairy of the Rose! - Cecily
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Angelyne 🤩 Just one of many of my soul sisters...
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
I will be taking this Fri/Sat off; but will be back at @venus_babes Friday 26th & Saturday 27th, day shift 💋
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
I love chill Sunday afternoons watching scary shit 👻
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
"I must be a mermaid... I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living." - Anais Nin
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Enjoying my time off 🥰
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Pre-dinner cocktails? A nice night for a Martini 🍸
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
It is too cold to leave bed today 😇
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Sorry I took off a bit early today- I'll be back tomorrow (22/6) ❤
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
I like my WFH set-up. Amber OUD candle, tracky pants, room temp just right, two smoochy cats on lap. Slow N64 Paper Mario walkthru as mood/atmosphere (YouTube, no ads cuz premium). In my place, which is my little haven suited to moi. Of course my productivity is better LOL.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
It is a chill Woodwick Vanilla Bean day on the sofa. Also have my central heating cranked! Winter sun be shining thru the windows but I ain't fooled ☺️
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
In David Lynch films; when you see red - it means pay attention... Twin Peaks lovers - check out the carpet 😏
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Hehehe. Working from home in my vanilla job? Getting drunk & scrolling beautiful women on here heh.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
This has been my position since 2021. Biden needed to step aside and the Democrats needed to return to its previous blue-collar appeal. The current era demands it. The present iteration of the Australian Labor Party could learn a bit from this, too, eh?
@jacobin
Jacobin
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Joe Biden has dropped out of the 2024 race. As we wrote earlier this month, a ticket without Biden offers the Democrats a chance to reset the campaign by embracing an economic populism that can win working-class votes.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
I suppose I'd better wear knickers with this rather transparent dress...
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Maybe calls to kittenhood trauma? When they were little I had a Raspberry Pi w/ 16bit Nintendo games on it. Attempted to beat original Legend of Zelda in adulthood. Very humbling. That shit is HARD. I gave up. How TF did I beat it as some jackoff kid 😆
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Very sad I gave away so many of my flamboyant fashion pieces! Many pairs of Irregular Choice shoes 😭 Pink Gucci glasses. OTT D&G gold cat eye sunglasses. Just....soo many sparkly Cray Cray delights. One of a kind stuff. Me so dumb. I will rebuild. It will be more 🌈 than ever!
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Civ job bumming me out. If I'd wanted to be heartless & punch down on those 'below me' on the totem pole I would work a much more evil & better paid job, yo.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
The Green Fairy is said to drive one mad 😜
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
I don't post enough foot pix 🦶
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Watching one of my favourite films too 😍
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Thank-you for yeeting the Tories, Britain 😍
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
I make the Legend of Zelda unlock/uncover secret sound (if you know, you know) and my cats 🐈 cringe Have I played these games too much? 🤔
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
@venus_babes True! No man knows his way around a lady's body quite the same ;)
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Ooh my girls are looking at the Winchester Mystery House in San Diego. This is the house Stephen King's Rose Red series was based on!
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Do the paddy jokes begin now, or half the bottle in? 😆
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Yeah nah I'm going to need to get this PPV. Erm. Just because.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Bit in love with my Sohum Orangerie diffuser. It has been in my lounge room for about a month now and sends subtle but distinct wafts out. Just perfect 🧡
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Wha-? Dave Grohl is trending cuz he ripped on Tay Tay? I am a long-time Grohl hater & so here for this. MFer is more evil than a Furby.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Light reading added to the top of my list; looks like a fun way to spend the next few days 🤗
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
"That milkshakes got no guts man..." Heh.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
😍😍😍
@CreepyGals
🩸🎀 Creepy Gals 🎀🩸
3 months
For the girlies 🎀🩸🎀
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Procrastinating & finding some old stealth kitty vom to clean up - one of the offenders sits on a favourite perch & grunts outrage whilst watching - like, hey, I put a lot of work into that. That's what I get for sharing my home with a bunch of rednecks.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
How we reify beauty...
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
At least Her Highness is deigning to eat Royal Canin Sensory again. *sigh*
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Amityville House VIBEZZZ🔪🔪🔪
@OneKindesign
One Kindesign
3 months
Tour this dutch colonial farmhouse in San Diego boasting charming details
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
4 months
Ooo-eee. Had to sell my Switch when super broke 💔 & wondering what to do with part of my tax return - get Tears of Kingdom Switch (super cute), or wait to see what Nintendo release as Switch 2??
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
4 months
Belly to beer belly suplex 🔥
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Thanks for raising awareness Evelyn x I have Elhers-Danlos too. Sometimes doctors have to GOOGLE IT 🤦‍♀️
@abcnews
ABC News
2 months
Evelyn Froend has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. She wakes every day in chronic pain and needs to wear braces on many of her joints just to stop them dislocating, but her condition is not well understood by the medical system.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
@SweetAmberLeigh I think we can all relate when I say - I have spent a small fortune on Crown's suites.... Very disappointing. I am very sorry. Watches are so very special. Pretty faces we look to. I have a collection I am loath to part with myself x
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Also re Mulholland Drive - Naomi Watts said in an interview she'd always be rejected for "being too intense" by directors etc. David Lynch LOVED it. Lesson: always do you. Someone on your awesome level will vibe 💗
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
@not_aika_istg Ha, Elon has monetised this shit to hell. Festering little cum burp he is. But I'm here to laugh at your jokes and stare at your hot self 😍
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
4 months
Wow, dayum, Elon really fox4d twitter up eh? Buuuut I guess I can hustle in his autocratic techwipe heh. Edge the algorithms ;)
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
The genius of Tarantino - and also Elmore Leonard (orig novel; exec producer) - is in the dialogue. Smart snappy street patois alongside some very cool little insights into character.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
This cursed ass doll is gonna live in my head rent free 💀
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
NGL. It's fashion baddie porn. And the fucking one-liners slay.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Current higher education = scam. Chinese students are especially targeted by elite institutions in countries like Aus 😡
@TheEconomist
The Economist
2 months
Chinese students were long told that higher education was a ladder to a better life, but many are finding that their degree is not a ticket to a good job. As demand for graduates has stagnated, the supply of them keeps growing 👇
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
@emopissbby The decapitated kid head in Hereditary 💀 I was Goth when younger; came to realise that being blonde & cutesy looking on the outside was far more terrifying 😱 Ppl expect feminine compliance but.....💣🦴🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🤣
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
Genius casting for Beckett's theatre of the absurd
@MichaelPaulson
Michael Paulson
2 months
It's Bill and Ted's Existentialist Adventure! Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are planning to star in "Waiting for Godot" on Broadway in the fall of 2025.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
2 months
I have come to realise articles like this overcomplicate 'the meaning of life.' Absurdism would argue that if we are to find happiness, then we need to step away from abstractions like metaphysics #philosophy
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
4 months
Kenny Omega Thirst Post Keeping it real with his diverticulitis & just being a fucking boss. Best bout machine? All the way x
@KennyOmegamanX
Kenny Omega
4 months
Something for me…? Unless it’s your lunch money or about 20 inches worth of intestines/colon, I doubt I could ever stomach another event with you. Yes I know. The pun was not intended. Stop it.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
And try to avoid washing too much! Beauty editor tip from my time in magazine writing? Save $ & only use dry shampoo on the move. Shake Homebrand baby powder thru your hair upside down. Massage it into your roots. Brush out. Repeat. Adds sick body for us fine haired lasses 👧
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
y'all knew it was only a matter of time before the Zizek memes started, yes?
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
I'm looking forward to watching this later!
@AEW
All Elite Wrestling
3 months
BOYS! "The Peacock" Dalton Castle takes on former #IWGP World Heavyweight Champion Shingo Takagi! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! @theDALTONcastle | @Takagi__Shingo
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
Nicknames further confirmed. One of my many nicknames for my white cats = "rednecks". They get sunburnt from sunbathing, snarf & barf food b/c uncouth feral fiends, etc. Now - one of them almost knocked me out with a cracking 'friendly headbutt'. Ouch, cat. ManUnited wants you.
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Monroe Mansfield | Melbourne ✨️
3 months
...and boo on the technocratic machinery for hatin' on my ass. Death to your Elontopia, fuckwit. I find *you* offensive.
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