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@Monkeychess43

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evil dominatrix sorcerer none of my opinions are my own. my wife ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿงก @seraphimislove @snoomf is my alt

she/her
Joined September 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@DerekPutin you can't even laugh at this joke. because of lazy folk
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@FemboyYt Fishing dudes are the most progressive because they have no hate in their heart, only a deep passion.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@FilledwithUrine that shit actually bothers me so much
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@JakeStateFarm My uncle killed himself in front of me when I was 6
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@ShitpostGate enforced bedtime???
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year
@Alektsander @Idubbbz You were never on.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
RIP Genghis Khan. You would've loved lean ๐Ÿ’”
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
Doing whatever the fuck this is when she takes her bra off
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
8 months
@tdrunktconsent1 @steelydante How do we know they didn't fuck
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
The internet archive is so fucking based it's insane
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
mom said it's my turn on the Xbox
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Tate News
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I donโ€™t sleep with vaccinated women.
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@slayvideos Family guy sucks!!!
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@J_L_Fairchild @micahbturner @TheOnion So your opinion isn't relevant then?
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@scottwww7 @ContraPoints You're trying to argue with people about science, but you don't even know basic fucking grammar.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year
@Joltzdude139 How long did it take to get this clip?
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
6 months
my lawyer said he's pro boner?? i don't want you to have a boner at all dude
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Wearing one of these and sliding it all the way up when she asks if I want a blowjob
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Touching the dots on her areolas and they're braille that say my full name and the exact time of my death
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
8 months
@willsgardevoir Garlic in B is fucking wild
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@venuslovesrats
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ€ venus ๐Ÿ€โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
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chat am I a... gay man
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Your honor i don't give a fuck
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@waffloesH He's a grown ass man
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@DeadTheory_ If magnet, then only copper!
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
if weird Al ever does anything even remotely problematic I'll kill myself on live TV like bud Dwyer
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
6 months
Friend: you better not be gay ass dalmatians when I get there. Me and my wife:
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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I wish blocking people made their balls explode
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
hampsters is such a perfect name, like one look at this thing... Yep. That's a hanpster
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@Xbox
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@DOOM [HEAVY METAL INTENSIFIES]
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@ShitpostBot5000 holy shit scott the woz
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
One shotgun shell
@betty_midnights
that #1 Midnights stan || meet me at midnight
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You have $12, what are you buying?
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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@sacredserenityx I read this with a borderline racist Australian accent
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 month
ough,
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
I just want what's worst for everyone.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
11 days
Bro is snug as a bug in a rug
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year
@DakinMorgan @iamzheanna @JoeyMannarinoUS "The liquid equivalent." What do you mean? It's already a liquid.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
My hair looks straight up magical today
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Who tf is alarm and why she call you thirty times every morning
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
im comfy but i miss my wife ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
I used to jack off to Shrek ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
70 year olds commenting "fantastic" on music from the 60s are my people
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
!!!r
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
This is literally what I look like
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@venuslovesrats
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ€ venus ๐Ÿ€โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
4 months
I need the last set of tiles in my life
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Crushing all these up and snorting them off mater's face
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Telling my 80 year old grandfather that Baby Gronk is beefing with The Rizzler
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
The opps are saying I'll never be a bunny
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Taking all my Australian friends to outback steakhouse because I fucking hate them
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
8 months
@Damn_3DS @willsgardevoir The versatile hip-hop album, DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar, for the handheld gaming console, the Nintendo 3DS.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
girl you was eating would ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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I have resting bitch face but if you come to get to know me you'll realize I'm actually a bitch
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
Putting porn on my phone and just throwing it at my cock really hard
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@MidnightMitch
Prison Mitch
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Kamala Harris wojak I did if anyone needs it:
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
my wife ,. sO pretty
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
The epitome of Australian cuisine
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 month
Twitter automatically putting subtitles on videos is cool and not at all broken
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Some of y'all need to die
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Saying "What are we?" At my wedding
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
AI generated ass article
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
I'm a big fan of jerking it sloppy style
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me I'm pretty.
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
At the Chinese buffet and 16 rats fall out of my bra into the broccoli
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
2 months
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
2 months
@mrgapingasshole howling mutant the famous X user
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
@JakeStateFarm I just shit all over a public bathroom i like rubbed it on the walls and all over the sinks and shi
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
They took his ears ๐Ÿ’”
@sayamaru0804
้ฆ™ๆœˆๅฐๅคœไธธ
4 months
ใŠ่€ณใชใ„ใชใ„ใ‚‚ใตใ‚‚ใกใใชใ“๐Ÿงก
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
I keep seeing this bunny that looks like it has eyeliner on... Pretty much just my wife
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
Ur gonna get the horns bro
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
Strip club with three Michelin stars
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
I don't think Biden's old enough to be honest
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
My Chronic Cough Doesn't Want Me To Jerk My Shit Crazy Style
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Pulling up on the grim reaper like this tryin to get him to fuck me instead
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
3 months
Making my former gifted child husband eat his fucking vegetables
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
Getting a job as a chiropractor and just straight up killing people
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
6 months
@JASMINE28796344 that's a new one
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
5 months
Goddamn bastard
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
2 months
Posting a picture of my fingers in my alcoholic beverage because I'm retarded and like getting fucked in the ass
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Johnald ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
4 months
Sometimes I look like a pretty girl and sometimes I look like some creature a farmer finds in his corn field and puts down with a shotgun
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