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president of @wassie / @wassieverse . Nothing is financial advice. Spectator of speculators. Angelic investor. Pronouns: King/Champ.

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Joined January 2018
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
8 months
A lot of people are confused about @wassieverse , and rightfully so. Its been a long road. Lets do a TLDR. A long time ago, @wassieverse minted. I had been brought on as an advisoooor to help w some things just before. A lot went wrong. Artists fell short. Meh. It wasnt the
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
Breaking: Microstrategy acquires 2 btc in exchange for all office furniture
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4 years
this barber shaved his head because his client was battling cancer hit me right in the feels
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
My buddy just found a life changing amount of BTC lmaooooooo
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
BREAKING: ANON BLUEBERRY KNOWN AS @loomdart COMFIRMED AS SATOSHI NAKAMOTO BY @VitalikButerin
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
3 cryptos that everyone was talking about in miami were BTC, ETH, and SOL respective market caps 670B, 320B, and 11.4B
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
2 years
LETS FUCKING GOOOO I don't even remember entering this does anyone know when the whitelist mint is???
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
@themouthmatusow just FYI ive gone out every day, partied, hugged people, shaken hands, and been absolutely fine you got played
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
5 years
BREAKING: SOMALI PIRATES CONFUSED AS TO WHY TANKER SHIP WAS SO EASY TO HIJACK
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
Heard it here first
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
hmmmmmmmm reply #GM and RT, ill pick a winner in 24h and send them 1 sol 3 winners if we get GM trending globally
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
11 months
LMFAO i remember onboarding people to eth "yea ok hit approve" "$15 WTF?" "i know i know just hit accept, ok now hit swap" "NOW $60??!!" "yep hit accept"
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3 years
bro if that isnt the mf coldest title ever DAMN
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3 years
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
The white paper The final product
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
hear me out 100% capital gains tax
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
mcafee's body is still warm and they deleted his instagram kobe bryant has been dead for over a year and his is still up
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
10 months
firing people right before their equity vests is grade A scumbag tactics congrats on having more equity (its going to fuck zero)
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
dont lend a friend money if you really like them as a friend if they need it just give it people ive known almost all my life ghosting me over a few grand. pretty sad
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
imagine being so controlled by the state that you jump a woman with a bunch of other men, under the guise of protecting and serving
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3 years
anyone have good methods for lowering IQ?
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2 years
bear market bounces and amber heard both beautiful both eventually shit the bed
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
fuck it, mask off
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
i have decided i no longer wish to be responsible for my wife what is your addtress @SBF_Alameda
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
6 years
Just bought $100 of bitcoin on @RobinhoodApp to test it out. Turns out they don't even allow withdraws. I just have an app that says I have some bitcoin. What a joke.
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
I bought 10,000 $looks at an avg of $7 ive made over 1 ETH in fees since then THAT is the POWER of passive income
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
its amazing the hate @CryptoKaleo has been getting this man fed everyone literal free money for months and after a few bad calls you all flame him non stop real people behind these accounts, not superheroes drawdown is normal af for EVERYONE
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
shorting luna today like kicking grandma down the stairs
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
andre was literally on clubhouse and goes "uuhhhhh i gotta go" because $cream is rugging lmao
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
about that six hunnit though
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
pictured: 100 united states inflationary dollars in the year 2022
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
Giving away this awesome Solana Monkey Business NFT To enter tag two friends, RT, & follow me and @SolanaMBS Will pick a winner randomly in 72 hours Good luck!
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
beautiful
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
6 years
just paid for breakfast using USD - fast - easy - anonymous thats good currency folks!
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3 years
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
6 years
hacking cryptopia is like breaking into an antique shop ok, you got away with it but now what are you going to do with all this shit nobody else wants?
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
3 arrows one girl
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3 years
we’re gonna liquidate soros
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
bill gates is turning off covid 👍
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*Walter Bloomberg
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*BILL GATES: AFTER OMICRON, SHOULD SEE FAR FEWER CASES OF COVID
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
could this fuck not just retweet the tweet
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*Walter Bloomberg
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ELON MUSK SAYS "THE TRUE BATTLE IS BETWEEN FIAT & CRYPTO. ON BALANCE, I SUPPORT THE LATTER" - TWEET
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
it appears i have grossly overpaid for a digital image
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
2 years
this guy had everything and he didnt know it
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
just bought a watch for 30, immediatly flipped it for 25 nft trader grindset
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
gm to everyone but especially Sam Tabasco and the fellas over there at Alabama research for saving our coins
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
holy fuck this person applied to a position I put online and sent their 20k credit card bill instead of a resume 😂😂
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
just snuck this baby through customs what do you guys think? @Milkman2228 @gainzxbt
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
gm to solana holders only
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
8 months
its true, you cant go broke taking profit but its rarely talked about how you can go into a deep deep spiraling depression if you sell the wrong coins early
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
MSNBC used this photo from the movie World War Z and tried to say it was a US city ha ha
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
what do u think happens to sol nfts when FTX creates the most user friendly nft marketplace out there?
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
suggest you reply to my dm @KremlinRussia_E otherwise i will be forced to publish my findings without any input from you
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
my family is gonna wish they invited me for dinner when i retire off my UNVACCINATED SPERM we will see who laughs then
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
kinda feel like stirring shit up did u know one of the communities fav shillers lost millions of unregulated investor money? and they still to this day post like they are a profitable trader just because someone has 100k followers doesn’t mean a thing 🏌️‍♂️
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
8 months
i know a lot of numbers guys who didnt make it but everyone i know whos got heart is still here one time b
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
2 years
indeed it went boom
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
sam is literally 29 years old & worth ELEVEN FIGURES (no accident) somehow people thought the projects he put his time and effort into wouldn't be successful people literally thought sam was PAYING INFLUENCERS 😂😂😂 the guy is a genius, and ur ngmi fading that
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
most crypto market participants dont even know what a 51% attack is
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
@RookieXBT most people would charge 10k for this type of advice
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
one time i told a ratard to buy sol at $40 he bought $250k of link at $40 instead LMFAO
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
vitalik sold 50% supply of a meme coin: its down about 20% elon stated some pretty obvious shit about bitcoin: it went down about 20% we can’t get one over on tiktok for the life of us
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
tai has one weak spot. the nightclub NFT he better hope nobody from CT gets ahold of that one, because they know how to run up a tab and get the fuck out of there
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
10 months
in all my days ive never seen a token give 50% to the community in addition, its @JupiterExchange , what i can only assume to be a multi-billion dollar protocol wild wild wild times
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
i remember q4 last year was just get drunk and watch number go up lets hope this one is the same
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
Get that bag king
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
>jpegs dipped >time to do some research >holy fuck the jpegs are gifs
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
found a great girl a right before I’m about to move a few thousand miles away from her life is pain 🤝
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
some chick just sent me this i think it’s ogre
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
6 years
im a bitcoin for halloween
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
no honestly tho who paid off that barber i’m fucking dying over here
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
Death rates among adults Polio: 15-30% Smallpox: 30% COVID: >2% (CDC) Can we quit acting like all 3 are equal now
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
two monkeys on a plane Thanks for letting me join @KeyboardMonkey3
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
ok FINE I WILL EAT THE BUGS I WILL LIVE IN THE POD I WILL TAKE ALL THE JABS PLEASE JUST PLEASE KEEP THE PUMP GOING
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
a lot of vaxxed people i was w recently saying they feel sick meanwhile my genes are unmodified and I am feeling like a fucking champ
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
first time on avax and i got rugged gg
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
9 months
sneak peak of the @wassieverse art update this lil guy is MOGGIN iwo @MogCoinEth @wassie @inversebrah
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3 years
our uber driver was in a wheelchair and said he hadnt been out in years we brought him along with us as one of the fellas and showed him an amazing night
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
2 years
@cobie slipped that "im not giving financial advice" in there like a true degen
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
BREAKING: VITALYK BUTERIN APPEARING ILL ON UPONLY PODCAST QUANT FUNDS RERATING ETH RISK DOWN .62% SINCE START
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2 years
holy fuck
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
10 months
there was two pieces to the company friend and tech you fired the guy who onboarded the friends tech doesnt matter bro
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
pretty shocked the casino kicked me out for hitting a juul while playing $500 hands of blackjack if I was a shareholder I wouldn’t love that
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
"A JOB? YOU THINK I NEED A JOB MOM??" *refreshes blockfolio, balance $30 higher* THIS IS MY JOB
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4 years
literally who are these people
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
tell me you’re in crypto without telling me you’re in crypto
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
22 year old says his parents are worth 2 million lmfao
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11 months
"solana airdrops are about to be so crowded" - guy whos eth is locked in a smart contract
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4 years
money doesn’t make you happy but fast cars surely do
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3 years
did they ever stop Kony in 2012
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7 years
"The people ruled the things, the politicians ruled the people, and the bankers ruled them all." - @naval
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3 years
i met an irl cardano whale the other day wondered "whats the difference between him and I" the answer was that he never saw this photo
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10 months
merch photoshoot
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
ah look at that super bowl ad. what a cool pfp ill fund a metamask with eth, learn how to use it, and then go buy one myself!
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3 years
this solves all my problems lfg
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The Hill
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NASA says huge, "potentially hazardous" asteroid will break into Earth's orbit next week
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
multiple docs i know received written notices that if they publicly shed any doubt on the vax they will lose their medical license this is not science you dumb fucks
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
4 years
"im vaccinated bro" shut the fuck up and get on the elevator
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Monkey Rothschild (wassie, verse)
3 years
did i save bitcoin by buying under 30k yesterday? i mean its hard to say but seems likely so yea i pretty much saved bitcoin come to think of it i haven't gotten a single thank you sometimes i wonder why i do it
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3 years
holy shit the nickel shorter has no physical he can deliver london exchange still closed wild
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