🍸👑 @MonicaLwnskyFan Twitter profile

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

i'm really just on here to insult men and consume Yellowjackets content and I'm not ashamed to say it

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

17 days

no, people just like beverages

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17 days

these guys look like if a milk allergy became sentient

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19 days

how can you not be attracted to men when these 4 exist.. are lesbians & straight men lying?

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@xoxogossipgita my stoned ass thinking you meant The Weeknd and going 🧐 how is he far left 🧐🧐 but more importantly how is he substantive 🧐🧐🧐

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

19 days

I really need new music. if you see this, pls drop a song you're really into lately!!!

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

6 days

using AI to do anything is the equivalent of Michael Scott running alongside a car and claiming he ran 31mph

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

18 days

they made Ali so fugly just bc of Sasha's PCOS and it's unforgivable

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sasha pieterse has said on a podcast she didn’t like the way they dressed her character, and how the storylines changed once she had gained weight (due to a hormone condition)

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

1 month

there is an endless landscape of adult novels without "smut" what is this new bizarre trend of people pretending the only two reading options are middle-school training chapter books or self-published Amazon fanfic smut

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@marievol6

1 month

“adults shouldn’t read ya” i don’t wanna read the smut filled het romance books that isn’t ya you know ??? sometimes i just want a cute little book about love that doesn’t include the characters fucking on every surface every second page

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@xoxogossipgita if it helps, Bella Hadid is not a real person. she was made in a surgeon's office to slow down Gigi's takeover of the entire world

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21 days

I AM NO LONGER IN NEWARK AIRPORT

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

14 days

this is so strange. people are supposed to stop liking things once they hit 25? being a fan of something is incompatible with having friends in real life? what are all these bizarre rules yall are inventing for yourselves

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@haalasback

14 days

My current most boomer take is that millennials really did ruin a lot of things. The worst thing they did was validating being part of a "fandom" in your 30s and 40s as normal and not something to be ashamed of

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

26 days

please send good thoughts to Ariel, who is having a very expensive heart test done this morning and is absolutely not jazzed about it

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

24 days

the airport is so wild. just passed a guy ordering a personal pizza next to a very full bar. it was 7am

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

23 days

Ariel's heart is perfectly healthy and normal and she does not even feel bad that i spent over $600 on this test for no reason ❤️

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

26 days

please send good thoughts to Ariel, who is having a very expensive heart test done this morning and is absolutely not jazzed about it

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

husband greeted me with pineapple vodka, gummy unicorns, and pink roses ❤️ birthday celebration has started !

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

9 days

the sandwich in question

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10 days

SANDWICHES tomorrow

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2 months

proof of identity:

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

5 days

dear god they are using an apostrophe to pluralize their own last name

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@MattWolking

5 days

Tim Walz's family members in Nebraska are voting for Trump.

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

18 days

guys. i just got kicked out of a bar for not having ID on me I AM 35 YEARS OLD

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

21 days

hey @united I know you guys are having a rough time right now but I've been in Newark Airport for almost 17 hours now and am out over $1,000 *on top of my original ticket price* still trying to get home. this is a serious issue and I expect to be made whole. Please respond.

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

this is definitely not @_vodkaqueen . especially if Elon is asking.

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

16 days

the second part is true but "English is objectively a lot easier than our native languages" is so, so untrue that it ruins the rest of the tweet

jan ౨ৎ | 🍉

@D0ROG4YA

17 days

one of the reasons non native english speakers prefer reading in english is because english is objectively a lot easier than our native languages & is a lot more accessible in terms of resources because it is treated as a global language. hope this helps.

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10 days

i hate the term "folx". "folks" is already gender-neutral. "folx" is just someone saying "folks, but look at me I'm woke"

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

13 days

ChatGPT is not a reliable source; it's not even a search engine you fucking moron

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16 days

@MrDax30 @zebulgar you can fact check this for yourself very very easily

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

1 month

ngl it is pretty bizarre seeing Gen Z talk about CharliXCX as tho she hasn't been huge for over a decade. like who did you think sang Boom Clap back in 2013???

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

20 days

as much as NYC made me miss my east coast/big city shenanigans, my downstairs neighbors just fed me homemade pesto pasta and watermelon slices after I woke up too late to go grocery shopping following my airport nightmare. some things about smaller towns are nice :)

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this whole skincare-stretching-meditating-reading bedtime routine is kinda lit

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

@wideshuteyes @xoxogossipgita skill issue ?

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

18 days

cigarettes are like men; they make you feel good for a moment so you keep wanting them even though they're disgusting and actively bringing you down in life

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2 months

extremely successful weekend (bought lots of clothes and confirmed my friend here with a boat is NOT a trump supporter) 🙌🏻

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cw: weight loss . . . . . . . . . down 8 pounds since Aug 5

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

6 days

rebranding as an AI hate account! every time i see a tweet praising AI i will explain why it's actually bad and/or useless

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

26 days

so instead of privately reaching out and apologizing to her daughter, this woman publicly states that she wants a relationship with her daughter AND wants her daughter to be the one doing the work......

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27 days

Ma’am…be for real.

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happy bisexual visibility month! reminder that choosing not to date a bisexual person purely because of their sexuality is biphobic!!!!!!

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27 days

my friend is complaining that he's broke bc $120k means his budget "has to be really lean for a few years" and i wanna punch him on behalf of all of our friends

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1 month

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

@xoxogossipgita for a website based on short, digestible bursts of text the literacy rate on here is appallingly low

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

@xoxogossipgita who among us is not annoying and xanned out from time to time tho

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

17 days

this shouldn't be a crime. if the atm keeps dispensing money that's not his problem; that's the bank's problem

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In 2011, a 29-year-old Australian man called Dan Saunders discovered an ATM glitch enabling him to withdraw cash far beyond his account balance. Over a span of 5 months, he splurged $1.6 million of the bank's funds on lavish parties, private jets, international vacations, and

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27 days

what in the world does this have to do with schizophrenia

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28 days

Must feel so good to be this schizophrenic...

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my husband is visiting and I found a way to stream all his football games for free so that's what we are watching this afternoon even tho I don't have cable lol sometimes I try to be a good wife

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

29 days

this is such an embarrassing story; why would you post this

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@bavedikian

1 month

A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently. I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them. I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp. I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20. I

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

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GOOD FUCKING MORNING FROM NEWARK AIRPORT

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

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GUESS WHOS STILL IN NEWARK AIRPORT

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doing an experiment this week where i eat a ton of protein and fruits/vegetables and also go to bed early every night and see if that has any impact on my constant desire to d*e

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caught in a rainstorm in a white dress on Madison & 89th, I am forever Serena van der Woodsen

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repotted my two plants and got another rose bush and potted that one 🥰 everything is so pretty

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Nate "hey what does demure mean"

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

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this guy is such an asshole who clearly doesn't like her, why does she keep embarrassing herself

rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king

@RaxKingIsDead

16 days

number six: carrie leaves a bunch of her stuff at big’s apartment for convenience’s sake (cosmetics, hairdryer, change of clothes). he delivers it all right back to her to preserve the separation between their spaces. who is right

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

6 days

sure but you also could have done this just as quickly by searching existing Kermit images. AI didn't do anything here except create new, unnecessary images when thousands of Kermit images already exist.

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People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo

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1 month

getting annoyed when someone asks you to do something is not ADHD. i'm at the point of not wanting to live on this planet anymore bc the spectrum of normal human emotions has effectively been erased and everything is a "symptom" now

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

personally i think doxxing rapists should get me an award not a ban but alas we live in a patriarchal society on an app owned by a dude who thinks this is cool

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

11 days

really mourning my old twitter today. had it since 2011, was part of the OG anon group, had thousands of followers, used to get promo offers and all kinds of fun messages, anon paparazzi followed me and we had secret group chats. CC reigned supreme, there were exposure accts, etc

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the idea of having kids is terrifying bc I can remember all the times I was unintentionally traumatized as a child by very basic things and am like how can I ever protect a kid from that??

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every time i play golf i get better! is this what normal people practicing sports feels like?

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she ate some chicken on the deck

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29 days

.....this is also how escalators work in the US, people are just rude assholes

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Americans discovering social etiquettes exist in the rest of the world.

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reminder that you can be pro-free-Palestine without being antisemitic. seeing some takes on here that are starting to cross that line and i'm not here for it

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@MonicaLwnskyFan

2 months

as someone with a completely absent parent and a mentally ill, abusive parent my birthday is super important to me bc it is a celebration of the person i became all by myself ❤️⭐️❗️ i built my life on my own and am proud of what i've done

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neither of these people match the caption whatsoever ??

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the only interesting thing about Paige

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lindsay shaw who played paige, was actually fired from pretty little liars due to her drug use

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every time you send a prompt into AI-- 1) you are making yourself dumber 2) you are pouring out a full bottle's worth of water. every. single. prompt 3) you are contributing to a movement that will put creatives out of work 4) if you use the results, you're embarrassing yourself

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coworker is wearing this shirt today and we are interviewing a new person

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my mom did this!!!!! she moved me in freshman year and every other move in or out, including freshman year move-out, was "my problem to solve" she lived 12 minutes from campus

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My former 8th grade student called me today in tears bc she was supposed to move into her apartment at PV for her sophomore year of college but her family told her it was her problem to solve &refused to take her. I went to sunnyside loaded up my truck & now we are headed PV!

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keep feeling like an abject failure of a human being and then people point out factual, objective ways in which I am great and actually killing it

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do i exist? woke up and this account was gone again

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2 months

i don't even like orange juice but i just drank an entire glass bc my body was screaming for Vitamin C, so funny how we evolved to have these cravings to keep us alive !

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reminder that in addition to making you look dumb, ChatGPT is destroying the environment at an alarming rate. seriously, there is no reason to ever use ChatGPT. like at all

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@lottiesacolytex Simone and Juliette have both stated they believe in lottienat so that's canon for me !

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1 month

this tweet is from 2012

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@_Zeets

1 month

Gymnastics is fascinating because an athlete will do something so ridiculous that will make you gasp in disbelief only for the commentator to be so disgusted with the performance that it sounds like they’re personally offended

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yes but we also have acne for three decades+ like it is a very unfortunate side effect

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@KisseslikeKay

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Seeing women complain about having oily skin is so wild to me. Scientifically you’re going to age slower than everyone else and you always look moisturized. You barely need any primer

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okay, but people driving 10+mph under the limit on the highway is actually super dangerous. you're always supposed to keep up with the flow of traffic

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@Henryz_mom

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People in the US routinely drive over the speed limit. They also view people who honor speed limits or drive slightly below as incompetent or a problem. Speed kills

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no actually some of us hated him the entire time and steadfastly supported Amber even when we got attacked for it

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@pawgzilla6669

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@blackleoreads everyone was a fucking johnny depp supporter until we got educated

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the Empire Hotel remembered me from past stays and gave me free water bottles and checked me in 3h early lol

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you guys! look at my roses!

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accidentally networked while trapped in this airport scenario from hell, may have just secured a major donation for my new job

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in less than 48h i will be having BREAD

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I've had Family Guy on in the background lately and it's actually so comforting? nothing important or emotional ever happens, there's so many fun creatures that appear out of nowhere, and I haven't watched it since like 2006 so it makes me feel like a kid again 🥰

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seeking out strong bonds with new people very quickly, bc they lack those bonds in their existing relationships

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What is a subtle sign that someone is mentally unstable?

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this guy is so hot I'm sorry

cats with pawerful aura

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Yusuf Dikec is a cat person!

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kind of insane that despite getting over 150 ads a day on here i have never received one for a democrat or a left-wing organization 🧐🧐🧐 tons of ads for weird Republican congressmen, ignorant pastors, and child molestors tho!! (also, shitty phone games)

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muting "demure" bc most of the tweets parodying the original are using it incorrectly :))

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deck ✌🏻

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everyone keeps saying how Espresso was the song of the summer but I'd like to humbly submit Not Like Us for consideration instead

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we need a new app that looks and acts (and is culturally the same as) 2012 twitter but with the ability to QT

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dating a Leo

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in 3 days I'll be flying first class to NYC 🍸

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how did i end up in a speakeasy

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watching someone experience this for the first time is so delightful

MAX 🏚️💛 CL16 MONZA WIN!!!

@lecfosisctrccio

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOINF ON JEFF DIDNT HAVE AN AFFAIR AND BRO SOUNDED SO SHOCKED THAT SHAUNA DIDNT ACTUALLY HAVE A BOOK CLUB

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did you guys know that golf is a lot more than just hitting the ball and hoping for the best?

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the catholic jokes are the best jokes on family guy

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just pulled another handwritten sign advertising purebred puppies for sale out of the ground at a red light at a major intersection, can't wait to go home and look up the address and report them to the cops NO BACKYARD BREEDING ON MY WATCH

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@xoxogossipgita also "diversity and inclusion" doesn't include bad vibes

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