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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
9 years
This is so me.☕😀
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@MohistanZaffar
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10 years
Belgians have kicked Messi more times than the ball so far.... #ARGvsBEL
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@MohistanZaffar
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9 years
Let the hate come. xD #ElClasico
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1 year
Guess who made this?😍
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1 year
First time making red sauce spaghetti 🍝
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2 years
Alhamdulillah Got 1010/1100 in Matric 😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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11 months
Stop everything and look at these cute lil white fluffy bats😍🫶
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@MohistanZaffar
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11 months
Sab kharab 😭
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@MohistanZaffar
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9 months
Look at this cutie 🥺🥺🥺
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Chai ft view 🤤😻
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
This used to everyone's childhood trauma. 🤢🤢🤢
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@MohistanZaffar
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2 years
Sometimes it feel like
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@MohistanZaffar
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10 years
Let's all take a moment to admire Lionel Messi, shall we http://t.co/Xp4LcjNGXL"
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Just me trying to cook spaghetti and panicking 😭😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
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7 months
My Sad boi Bin Laden 🫶🫶🫶🫶
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@bradycardia_oo
صفاء 🇵🇰
7 months
send cat media y'all
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
11 months
Bin laden terrorizing my hand when I just want to pet him😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
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8 years
Okay then 😂
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Bhen aur Bhabi APNA makeup shit mujhe test karte hue🤡😭
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1 year
Look at Bin Laden being cute 😍😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Bin Laden blending in nature 😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
I know you don't care about my cats😂 but still here is Neko being lovey dovey 😍😍😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Neko bathroom mirror pe char k masti karte hue 😭😭😭🥰❤️🫶😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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2 years
Can not believe phone camera got a such good moon photo 🥺
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Sky Media 😍
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Coffee with vibe and view ❤️🥰
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
7 months
Wallah. Altho my dad is alive but his condition just breaks me every day. He doesn't even remember my name or know me anymore.
@ArmedWithWords
Komal Shahid
7 months
You are lucky if you can still text your dad. 💔 Go tell him you love him.
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@MohistanZaffar
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8 years
@stubbown I have seen girls smoking in Iba smoking area more than boys 😅 And So what? When can't girls smoke? 😓😷
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
Me in twitter
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1 year
Bin Laden sat between my laps groomed himself and now is sleeping 😭😭😍
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
10 months
I'm obsessed with watching her last seen, saving her statuses, zooming in her DP, listening to her favourite song over & over again, re-reading our old conversations, opening & closing chat multiple time in hope of her message again. I'm obsessed with everything I have of her..🤍
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@MohistanZaffar
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2 years
Sheikh Messi holding the wc like a new born baby😭😭😭 was so cute.
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
August dump🥺
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
9 years
#ThingsPakistanisAreBestAt Arguing over the thing they have no knowledge about..
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@MohistanZaffar
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10 years
After #TheDress hype i have realized this.. P.s Im not being a racist, It's just a joke http://t.co/TCymGXAWpP
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1 year
Balloons 🥺
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1 year
Gave my girl the same dress back in Jan and it ended up being in a Pakistani drama😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
5 years
I have watched around 200 animes and still this happens😂
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
Kasmay se ye halat hogae hain.
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
3 months
The only reason y'all hate nepotism is because you haven't been able to benefit from it.
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
11 months
Why I'm build like this? 😭😭😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
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2 years
Am I the only one who gets these types of dms?
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
10 months
Look at moon😍😍
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Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Only a heartless person would ignore this cutie .😔 ͏ ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Can't believe I made mickey mouse using PowerPoint in 1st semester 😭😭 Then my teacher made me draw it again in front on the whole class using teachers computer 😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Pakistan ka asal Ramazan ka chand Aj dekha hai. 🙂🙃
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
Look at autumn 😍
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Cat 🐈😺
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@iamsundusss
belle ame💛
1 year
Advertise your account with one pic..
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10 months
Very eepy bin laden🥺🫶
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10 years
I'm speechless! :| This world need more people like him.. #MassiveRespect <3 http://t.co/O43dkaWj43
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1 year
Good morning with a beautiful view ❤️
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1 year
Missing my babies😭😭😭😭
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2 years
The art the artist
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
9 years
National Bhai: Altaf Hussain National Bhabi: Reham Khan
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Three years ago today 😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
4 years
Abusive and degratory term for one's mother just for the sake of some attention. It's always woman against woman.
@haseenahaha
haseena | #FreePalestine
4 years
if u ignore these ur mums a hoe x
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@MohistanZaffar
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9 years
#WaitingForThatDay when i will get to see this place in person http://t.co/GAPKO8N9rF
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Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Itna 5 Saal Mai nhi Roya jitna ye rola ra mujhe 😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
11 months
Unpaid internship be like
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
6 months
Bin laden chai ka dushman aur biscuit chor😾😾😾
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@MohistanZaffar
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1 year
Wtf she was doing there?
@itgirlenergy
linda‎‎
1 year
Malala Yousafzai at the #Oscars2023
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Feb cat dump 😍🤩
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1 year
Someone once said " just because I Carry it well does not mean it ain't heavy"
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Mohistan Zaffar
3 years
@michaelscat2 Stray kitty and her mom I take care of
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
10 years
Me on twitter: 10 more minutes 5 more... Ok until 20% battery fine 10% battery 'til my phone dies *plugs it in* Ok 10 more minutes..
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Jbse Eid Media Post Kiya followers Kam hone lgy😭😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
do u ever go 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢life🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 but then 💗💘💞💗💖💘💗💗💖💝💓💗💗💗💗💓🩷💗💞💕🩷💗💖💘💓💗💗💖💘💖cats💞🩷💖💓💝💖💘💞💞💗💘💗💖💖💝💗💓🩷💘💞💗💓💞💕💕💖💝💘💞💖💖
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
10 months
Bin laden doesn't like being picked up like a smol baby🥺🥺🥺
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Llo what I got. Day made. 😍😍
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
So wife's younger sis thought that my sister is he husband.😭😭😭
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
7 months
ppl who are active and tweet alot are my fav🫶
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
Desi uncles also be doing that.😂
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1 year
Bin Laden hiding under prayer mat to hide from USA
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@Arabbeau
Arab world
1 year
Let’s start the most wholesome thread 🧵 Share a picture of your (Meowslim) cat on the prayer mat 😍
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
10 years
Sis got 3.6 GPA in her 1st smster of MBA.. Feeling so happy for her..,😊☺
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
I have named him Bin Laden because he terrorised my heart 🥺🥺🥺
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Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Eid Media 🥺🥺🥺
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
6 months
Can't believe I used to give nicknames to my fav mutuals 😭😭😭
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Mohistan Zaffar
7 months
If I was a cat I would have been like Bin laden
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1 year
Throwback to 2k18 when my friend was playing with my cat😍😭 Ignore the language*🙏
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
Guys my visa got approved Alhamdulillah I will be leaving Pakistan after this eid only point of tweeting this is as you all know these are very important days of Ramadan so avoid lying like me
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Mohistan Zaffar
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I would Never want my wife or my sisters to be in a loveless marriage. And seeing it becomes an unhealthy toxic marriage but won't live just because they are two good people who got mismatched.
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3 stages of life: 1.Born 2. Parhlo beta 3. Die
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Barish Raat se hori❤️😍
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Mohistan Zaffar
8 years
My friends cosplay on #CrazyDay
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5 months
pls i need unlimited ameens for something pls pls pls pray ALLAH help me with this one thing im struggling with, jazakALLAH
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1 year
Chai ft foggy weather ☁️😍😍😍
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Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
No offense but some of y'all fashion/dress sense is really questionable 😭😂😂😂
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1 year
May dump😍
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@MohistanZaffar
Mohistan Zaffar
2 years
If you still support Amber Heard than you are not a women rights advocate or a feminist wanting fairness. You are just a bitter misandrist. #JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppGotJustice #JOHNNYDEPPWINS #AmbervsJohnny
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1 year
Tiredness is constant
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Y'all have cousins groups on social media?
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1 year
Look at this 😍😍
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Mohistan Zaffar
1 year
I Love you people 🫶
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1 year
Reasons why you don't interact with people you follow ?
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1 year
Bin laden attacking my biscuits 😭😍
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3 years
@ChampionsLeague @PSG_English Why does mbappe has an erection?
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1 year
The Art Guess the artist?😏
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Mohistan Zaffar
9 years
#ThereAreTwoTypesOfPeople 1. Muslim by Nature 2. Muslim by name.
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1 year
Mera late night noodle Khana 🤡🤣
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1 year
Pichle 2 hafte se Mere halat
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Motivation dead reach dead sab dead dead
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