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@MochaMaly

6 years

PTO is a drug... One little taste then yo ass never at work again, smh

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@MochaMaly

8 years

Did I do this right? 🤔 #BlackBoysBreakTheInternet

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@MochaMaly

6 years

I’m glad I went to prom back when everyone was broke... These jits fitted with Ferragamo’s and red bottoms and I could barely buy my ticket 😂😂

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@MochaMaly

7 years

The talking stage is canceled indefinitely... If you are not my girl, you are my friend. If you are my friend, you are not my girl. Please act accordingly, Best wishes - Management

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@MochaMaly

7 years

They say it takes more muscles to frown... and a nigga lazy 😂😬 #BlackMenSmiling

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@MochaMaly

5 years

My job just bought the whole company custom Nike’s to hit the ground “running” into the New Year... Lmaimneverfuckingleavingooooooooo

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@MochaMaly

4 months

1 like and ill hit this @ the club tonight

𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖔

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@MochaMaly

6 years

You ever look at someone and think “we’d lowkey look cute together...” Then for the next 30 seconds you kinda daydream a preview of your fictional relationship with that person 😂😂

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@MochaMaly

5 years

“pEOplE mAkE tiMe fOr wHO tHEy wA-“...BITCH ion even make time for myself to sleep Shut your ass

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Life is so hard... Its like you want a girl that wears cardigans and starts her day off at a coffee shop, but you’d also love a personal stripper and a split on the dick every once inna while... you know? 😪

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@MochaMaly

8 years

Some of y'all slacking...but I got you #UCFGirlstwitter 😂😂😂

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I’m a fucking joke. I can pause my mental breakdowns to help someone else with theirs, smile, then pick up where mine left off 😂😂

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@MochaMaly

2 years

I need a logo.. bad

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Why do I think that not checking my bank account is going to unspend the money I blew... 🙂

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@MochaMaly

6 years

I was talking to my mom about mental health for young black men. I tried to explain some reasons or factors then she cuts me off and says “because y’all are weak” and immediately starts with how it’s so much harder for women... Here lies the problem

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Yup... as soon as I graduate.

Alaina Wilson

@mehkimommy

6 years

Disney character day 💚💜

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I need more game night and social vibes this summer... Whassup with the Monopoly and drinking games? Niggas is scared of comp 😤

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@MochaMaly

8 years

#JamaicanPlotTwist Yuh muddah come home an cyan find nuttin fi cus bout

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I don't think you truly love someone until you whole heartedly dislike that mother fucker, but somehow still love them...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

I’m really not a rapper, but don’t push me...

Who Hurt Ya?

Listen to Who Hurt Ya? by Maly #np on #SoundCloud

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I asked my LITTLE brother for $400 today to see if he’d do it, and he sent it in 3 min... I’m moving back to my moms house

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I need y’all niggas to stop using “gentleman” tactics for pussy... If you a gentleman be that, but don’t be out here frontin’ and ruin it for real ones.

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@MochaMaly

7 years

“Make sure you’re happy with your life before you introduce someone else to it”

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@MochaMaly

8 years

When you realize you only got one picture for #DivineKnights 😪

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Platonic friends are so necessary it should be mandatory... You gotta have someone that can break down the opposite gender for you. We’d have so many less fucking problems if we just took the time to understand each other.

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@MochaMaly

2 years

@u1cj_ @shannonsharpeee Nigga.. how do you know this?? 😭

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Most of y’all working too hard to fall in love... Falling in love just happens my nigga, staying in love is where the work comes in

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I think I really figured it out!! Dating is fun in the beginning, because her other niggas still giving her attention. She not stressing you too much Now as you become the star player, you’ve now taken on the responsibility of the 4 others. ...kinda like LeBron, ya kno?

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@MochaMaly

8 years

Then this morning I find these on my dresser 😭💔 Those sour patch ass kids 😢😢

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@MochaMaly

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@MochaMaly

6 years

If you care about me, please pray for me... Nothing really wrong, im just fucking unorganized and i’m ready to stop playing around now and be and adult and take my future into my own hands and shit like that

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Is it just me or are hoe friends the best friends? Underneath all those bodies is so much depth, personality, and adventure lol

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Somehow i'm not a dad yet 🤷🏾‍♂️ but s/o to my siblings for letting me play pretend!

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@MochaMaly

8 years

"Is that gonna be together or separate?" "separate please" #WholeTimeGettinRawed

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I get dressed up like a mannequin Put on a fit and embarrass ‘em...it’s so embarassin’ #DivineKnights

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Everyone has their own problems, right? So make sure you pick up that phone to check up on people just as quick as you pick it up to vent to people...

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I LOVE WHEN MY NIGGAS GET HOME SAFE

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@MochaMaly

7 years

It’s definitely important to meet a girls parents... It’s cool to see how two people created such a monster

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Dating is honestly so fun.. Some of y’all be so damn worried bout the wrong things that you turn that shit into interviews and obstacle courses smh

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@MochaMaly

10 years

#transformationchallenge ? http://t.co/O1yHk0HAOt

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I really can’t understand why niggas always dying to have a girlfriend. You ever realize how much longer your toilet paper lasts when you single my nigga??

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Cheating on your wife is a whole different level of pathetic to me... How do you look cheating on someone you knelt on one knee for?

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@MochaMaly

5 years

Wow, it’s hard to see your “friends” act up over shit like a “Black” Arielle and not feel a way... & if you’re using the “she’s a red head” as an excuse, you done made it worse 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I’m officially old... I’m actually okay with sitting shit out these days 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@MochaMaly

5 years

34* - Nick 35* - Disney 36* - Cartoon Network

Phil Weston

@DeuceGotti__

5 years

43- nick 44- Disney 45- Cartoon Network

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@MochaMaly

8 years

...they waiting on folks to start using the blinkers they have first

Gwenn❣

@gcbxoxo

8 years

Why has no one invented a u-turn blinker??

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@MochaMaly

9 years

You deserve someone who looks at you like Kemari looks at his bike balloon

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@MochaMaly

6 years

...when you can hit the AirPort w/ your AirPods >>>

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@MochaMaly

6 years

No apology necessary... Cause most of y’all NEED the other 3 😂😂😂

Brat 🖤⛓️

@TheTayMarie

6 years

Sorry men but y’all are OUTTA HEREEEEEE

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Kool aid smile, Colgate teeth..

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Can’t fuck with people who communicate to argue and not to understand...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Nursing school really fucks you up. Titties aren’t even the same.. Now all I can think about is how I would maneuver them to listen for cardiac and pulmonary sounds 😪😪

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Can’t wait to tell the Caucasian women out of state I go to UCF... 😌✈️

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@MochaMaly

7 years

...y’all really getting expensive Getting easier and easier to love myself 😗

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@MochaMaly

8 years

I hope y'all kno the difference between "waterproof" and "water resistant"...

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@MochaMaly

7 years

The only thing standing in between me and my full potential is consistency...

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I would mention how “reciprocating energy” is used as a scapegoat for “spiteful” actions... but absolutely no one is ready for that conversation 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Even if i’m just a memory, ima be the best one...

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@MochaMaly

3 years

There is so much power in NOT arguing with people. Let them exercise their right to believe whatever bullshit they’d like

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@MochaMaly

7 years

S/o to the girls who continue to maintain & improve themselves even when they’re comfortable/secure in a relationship...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Being “alone” is the best time to “find” yourself...

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@MochaMaly

2 years

@u1cj_ @shannonsharpeee LMFAO sure as fuck do! You my hero for this one 😭😂

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@MochaMaly

7 years

You never know who a girl truly is until you catch her drunk with her friends...

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Finally realized that forgiving yourself is the most important part of the process...

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@MochaMaly

10 years

When the condom break but you brought 2 http://t.co/zifGJoEsJ3

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I honestly would never have my shortie splitting bills anyway... I gotta be able to kick her ass out when she annoying

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@MochaMaly

5 years

FUCK YA IG.. I’ll put something on ya sonogram 😏👶🏾

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I’m bout to make an app where you can rent a mocha nigga for the night to make your ex jealous... Each date comes with unlimited snap posts for 4 hours, 2 IG pictures, and a forehead kiss. Prices are pending, but gas and tolls will most likely be included

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Look what my homegirl found 😂😭

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@MochaMaly

7 years

#JAmaly 🍫🇯🇲

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I’m not gon lie...for a minute I was like, “how she pull off a neck brace..” 😂

Lex

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Who the hell bought my little brother a phone? 🤔😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MochaMaly

5 years

I really be taking Central Florida for granted... This location is crazy filled with opportunity

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Sometimes I wish I could meet someone that is for me what I am for other people ...if that makes sense

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@MochaMaly

8 years

To my good guys, there are toxic girls that don't deserve you and you don't deserve to put up with Stay woke...

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@MochaMaly

10 years

“ @CianchettiSam : Nice try guys UHS does it better 🙌 http://t.co/0Ls0EaAKL6” Fuck yo squad, we fucked your hoes better

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@MochaMaly

5 years

When Caillou said, “Growing up is not so tough, ‘cept when I’ve had enough...” I felt tf out that 🥴

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Starting to realize how many people treat me more as a “favor” than a friend..

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@MochaMaly

5 years

That shit crazy... niggas really got no car, job, degree, or ambition and bitchez would trip on me cause i’m “friendly” ?! 💀 Lmao, pass me the spliff

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@MochaMaly

7 years

If my son ever disrespect me i’m really gon beat his ass... You know how much hoes I passed up on to make sure ya mom was a good woman? Ungrateful little shit

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@MochaMaly

7 years

#NewProfilePic ✨

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@MochaMaly

8 years

I guess you'll catch me at each and every UCF event by myself in a corner.. while my two friends hopping around in gold boots and no shirt 🙃

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Vine was single handedly the funniest thing that ever hit the Internet man... fuck I miss it

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Correction... Biggest L a guy can take is losing out on himself because he worried about losing some girl who don't even love herself yet

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Can’t tell if everyone else is obsessed with settling or if i’m too obsessed with wanting more...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

It sucks to have to play down your personality or who you are sometimes out of fear of being too vulnerable...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Second hand embarrassment kills me from the inside out dawg... 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I'd have to say Sharpie or BiC...

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@MochaMaly

5 years

Insecurity is the #1 killer of happiness in our World today and only YOU are responsible and liable for your own... but I digress or whatever

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@MochaMaly

5 years

Thinkin’ about doing drugs and going to the movies by myself in a comfortable hooded sweatshirt... 🥰

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@MochaMaly

7 years

If we had a pregnancy scare and you ain't tell me happy Father's Day delete my number...

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@MochaMaly

6 years

I’m finally learning to take things for what they are... nothing more or nothing less

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@MochaMaly

6 years

Look, if you don’t get a message.. that’s a message

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Y’all make it seem like it’s a crime to love or care for someone but not want to be in a relationship with them...

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@MochaMaly

7 years

All I got time for right now is my future, fun experiences, and great memories... If it ain’t bout that, I probably ain’t tryna hear it

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@MochaMaly

7 years

I really think wanna start my own "blog" or some sort of organized thoughts on the things that young men have to go through or deal with...

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@MochaMaly

7 years

Who not busy for the next 9months?tryna see something... 🤔

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@MochaMaly

8 years

At this point... I don't want anyone's daughter in my life unless she's the one that's gonna help me raise mine

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@MochaMaly

6 years

I like awkward sexy girls... Go ahead and buss ya ass when you tryna drop it low in them heels... lets me know you ain’t practice with all my friends 😻😻😻

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