The talking stage is canceled indefinitely...
If you are not my girl, you are my friend. If you are my friend, you are not my girl.
Please act accordingly,
Best wishes
- Management
You ever look at someone and think “we’d lowkey look cute together...”
Then for the next 30 seconds you kinda daydream a preview of your fictional relationship with that person 😂😂
Life is so hard...
Its like you want a girl that wears cardigans and starts her day off at a coffee shop, but you’d also love a personal stripper and a split on the dick every once inna while... you know? 😪
I was talking to my mom about mental health for young black men.
I tried to explain some reasons or factors then she cuts me off and says “because y’all are weak” and immediately starts with how it’s so much harder for women...
Here lies the problem
I need y’all niggas to stop using “gentleman” tactics for pussy...
If you a gentleman be that, but don’t be out here frontin’ and ruin it for real ones.
Platonic friends are so necessary it should be mandatory...
You gotta have someone that can break down the opposite gender for you. We’d have so many less fucking problems if we just took the time to understand each other.
I think I really figured it out!!
Dating is fun in the beginning, because her other niggas still giving her attention. She not stressing you too much
Now as you become the star player, you’ve now taken on the responsibility of the 4 others.
...kinda like LeBron, ya kno?
If you care about me, please pray for me...
Nothing really wrong, im just fucking unorganized and i’m ready to stop playing around now and be and adult and take my future into my own hands and shit like that
I really can’t understand why niggas always dying to have a girlfriend.
You ever realize how much longer your toilet paper lasts when you single my nigga??
Wow, it’s hard to see your “friends” act up over shit like a “Black” Arielle and not feel a way...
& if you’re using the “she’s a red head” as an excuse, you done made it worse 🤦🏾♂️
Nursing school really fucks you up. Titties aren’t even the same..
Now all I can think about is how I would maneuver them to listen for cardiac and pulmonary sounds 😪😪
I’m bout to make an app where you can rent a mocha nigga for the night to make your ex jealous...
Each date comes with unlimited snap posts for 4 hours, 2 IG pictures, and a forehead kiss.
Prices are pending, but gas and tolls will most likely be included
If my son ever disrespect me i’m really gon beat his ass...
You know how much hoes I passed up on to make sure ya mom was a good woman?
Ungrateful little shit
I like awkward sexy girls...
Go ahead and buss ya ass when you tryna drop it low in them heels... lets me know you ain’t practice with all my friends 😻😻😻