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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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ليتك تحلو والأيامُ مريرةٌ وليتك ترضى والأنام غضابُ وليت الذي بيني وبينك عامرٌ وبيني وبين العالمين خرابُ فإذا صحّ منك الوُدّ فالكلّ هيّنٌ وكل الذي فوق الترابِ ترابُ ﷺ
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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These guys don’t have a clue about united, it’s the most united thing ever to beat chelsea, lose 4-0 to Bournemouth then beat Munich and pool
@Trujista
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They have to face Bayern then are heading to Ku Klux Klanfield for the final blow oh football only you can make me feel like this😭😭💙💙💙
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@guapcfc @centredevils You’re 14 you weren’t even alive for when he was good for us
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@DaPoco05 @An7hony_Win @CrimeLdn I hope that you’re left-handed Derrick
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Comments went real quiet when they released the images of the suspects
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@IconicManUtd @utdcynical Ronaldo celebrated his 38th birthday as an AlNassr player, you already know you’ve lost an argument when you have to lie about it
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@laligafrauds @OdegaardEsque Brother wallahi I’m scared for your mental health, honestly genuine naseeha take a break from social media / football for a while and try to pick up some other hobbies in the mean time
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@garyburgess66 @PastThePoster @JasjeetMalwa @SoccerAM Football isn’t the same you miserable oldhead if one of those players played today they wouldn’t make it
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@maxpraj123 @KhaledBeydoun Fastest growing religion in the world you pajeet
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Alhamdulillah, was good seeing @paulpogba today, got to gift him an @almaeysoor1 thobe too. May Allah bless him 😁
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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The difference between a traditional indopak hifdh exam and a hifdh exam from an Egyptian teacher is crazy, maktab did not prepare me for this 😭😭
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@abz7ii @cuoium Messi more ballondors, won the most historic World Cup of all time, much more unique play style, does more, more people think of him as the goat now which sets the narrative There’s literally zero way ronaldo will be rated higher in the future, guys are already saying mbappe >
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@SalafisLs Akhi, it’s clear you’ve been blinded by sectarianism which has lead to you seeing sects as if they’re football teams. May Allah free you from this bad habit of fitnah that you have and guide us all
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Aone6_ @XrassXriss @Axgea2 @markhendy @5Pillarsuk Nope he came to that conclusion after a few watches of the mainstream media and thinks his 5 mins of research is enough to debunk 1400 years of genuine scholarship and evidences (and it’s the same for 99% of them)
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@thesway__ @Trujista Ofc, pool are battering us
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@BiasedCR7Fan @dizasterclass One day someone will say this about your daughter if somehow a weird fanboy like you even has children
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Perifinesse @CensoredMen Is this really your response to a child losing her mother ?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@rxheemz01 @CraigCons Isn’t it more telling that the non Muslims side with you and the vast majority of Muslims don’t ?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@UTDTrey “More career goals” because he has more career games. My friend, messi scores more goals per game, better dribbler by far, better playmaker by far, more trophies, more ballondors, better for country. You know yourself messi is better, why waste your time on a lie ?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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اللهم بارك لنا وبارك علينا وجمع بيننا في خير واذكروا قول الحبيب عليه الصلاة والسلام : النكاح من سنتي فمن رغب سنتي فليس مني
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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While everyone eats, he revises his qudūrī
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Listen Paul mate next time you want to post me on your insta, you’ll need my permission 👍🏼
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@asxd_98 You’re a muslim, so surely you know the consequence of lying akhi? Hope the likes and retweets were worth it tho. 😂
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Ronaldo highlights for Al-nassr | skills and goals 22/23 | the next nunez?🔥
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@MessixVirat @Raheem7ii @FuzzyDunIop_ Vid may be fake but the phenomenon is real and is actually quite commonly known, do some research and educate yourself before speaking my friend
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Finally finished uni for the year Alhamdulillah full focus on nahw now inshaAllah 😭 please keep me in duas
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@bryan_FCB15 @thesway__ @Trujista You just lost 5-1 to frankfurt
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@xavierjp__ Pronouns = I don’t have 46 chromosomes
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@burlywoodboy @TheVolumeSports @_JasonLT huh? an all-star and the best rookie in the world wouldn’t be enough for 34 year old kevin durant? raptors would NEVER give that away for kd
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Alhamdulillah, me and my father just finished reconstructing / reorganising his bookshelf from when he was a darul uloom student in the 90s In his days, for some kutub they wouldn’t even give the book with a binder so they’d do it themselves, please make dua for him inshaAllah
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@22Safage “Non-Arabs” grammarians canonised your language you fool
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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My favourite place on earth Alhamdulillah
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Zac34467134 @Arsenali502 @sportbible This is the biggest flaw of the secularist argument : who gets to define what’s ‘morally wrong’ ? And why must the moral values of one group of people have to be the same for the whole world ?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@UtdEIIis What a pleasant , nice tweet about a united DM scoring goals. I wonder what fanbase will be in the replies and quotes
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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First ever ‘Ālimiyyah graduation for the 7th year students at @QImanArabic May Allah bless Sheikh Farhan, Sh Mishkat, Mawlana Mahdi, Sh M.I Bhuta, Sh Sbini, Dr Akram, Mufti Khalid, Mufti Ashraf, and all the teachers, and allow us to benefit from the new batch of Mawlana’s
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Wait till you find out about the huffadh who prepare in ruku and sujud
@AMoalim05
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Unpopular opinion: Huffadh that need to prepare what they’re gonna lead with on the day they’re leading, know this is an indication of weak Hifdh.
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@fafamct You can’t even tell me what a girl is without a 600 word essay
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@R_____0o_ @Tam_Khan Exactly. Also he said he can’t be racist because Laurence’s wife is Muslim, but it’s strictly forbidden for a muslim woman to marry a non-muslim man 😂
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@BishnatiTiger According to them there’s only like 17 proper Muslims, the other 2 billion are misguided 😂
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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yes? I hate how these Americans / Canadians try to sneak in the LGBTQ community into islam
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Never drinking coffee in class again 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@hasan_y11 @rafsenal He was having public interviews with Barack Obama at the same age
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@KingExodia_Tik @guapcfc @centredevils No he wasn’t 😂😂😂 crazy how we were 2nd, then started the season good, then he joined and we went to mid table and as soon as we dropped him we became good again 🤣
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Alhamdulillah, no better feeling than seeing the smile of a proud father and the tears of a happy mother اللهم ارحمهما كما ربياني صغيرا وبارك لهما واغفر لهما واحفظهما واجعلهما منوّرا سعيدا بملابس أنوار من التاج والحلا يومَ القيامة ولله الحمد
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Azafc11 @utdcynical Meanwhile your first choice striker has played 12 games and scored 0 against us, shows who should be 1st choice and who should be 3rd
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Aguerooooooooo !
@HalalNation_
Halal Nation ☪︎
2 years
ALLAHU AKBAR ❤️☝🏾 a 98 year old man from Malaga, Spain 🇪🇸 embraces Islam 💛
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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I love how he got the Arabic wrong in “learn Arabic” lol
@MKdawah
MK 🇸🇦
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Learn Arabic, from zero to hero! It is easy and free!
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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The local shark in 10 years telling his kids about that one bbq fish
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Adam_0_7_9 Baldy needs to go but I trust him for this one game
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@ItsBigZuu @False_CF__ Why go down the religious route if you randomly tell your muslim brothers that you’ll “pipe down their Marge” on the internet?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@tcourtois1ii @totalcristiano Remind me were we in the prem and UCL with ronaldo under ole / ragnick ? Or even in his last season at juve ?
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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That Christian is literally frothing in the mouth fanboying over him. What a man, may Allah bless zakir naik
@Reformedakhii
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Even Christians know his impact, no one knows any “pirs”
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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1 year
Unpopular but if we get Onana, maguire starts over Varane
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@FuzzyDunIop_ @MessixVirat @Raheem7ii 3rd time you’ve replied about this, copium is unreal. اللهم يهديكم يا كافر
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Pronouns detected, opinion rejected and lack of father suspected
@2WayIntrsctn
2-Way_Intersection 🔞
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@DudespostingWs L. the kid shouldn't have gotten bullied over it, but you gotta be real damn possessive and/or insecure to be upset abt your wife getting an OF
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@Noah41752494 @MancJr @LyesBouzidi10 Wow, cb has 3 below average games (against 3 amazing strikers) cancels out the rest of his world class season and his World Cup winning campaign 😱😱😱
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@GZALNDKAY No tactics (except a few countries) in intnl football hence why we saw multiple “one-man teams”
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@aawttar @rishi_sahadeo @LegionHoops @TheSteinLine with KD kyrie you getting swept first round, without them you’d be in the lottery and won’t even own your picks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Husband : happily consents Wife : happily consents Husbands family : happily consents Wife’s family : happily consents Random twitter user : no !! I object !!11!
@badal_rana10
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Putting your wife and your parents under the same roof is one of the dumbest things you can do, especially as a newly wed. a'odhubilllah
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My younger sister just told me she wants to join ‘ālimiyyah this year, literally couldn’t be happier or prouder as an older brother Please keep her studies and her īmān (and mine) in your duas,
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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📍 The gym, ilford pioneer point
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Alhamdulillah, me along with some of my classmates and teachers made it to Palestine safely without much issues at border. Please keep us in your dua’s inshaAllah
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@ibnsiddiqui Sugar is worse, if we go by your “they harm you” principle ! (Disclaimer I don’t vape nor do any of those things)
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@sonattah يمنون عليك أن أسلموا قل لا تمنوا علي إسلامكم بل الله يمن عليكم أن هداكم للإيمان
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@SantaniPrashemi Hinduism will never be spread outside of the Indian region
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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📍Ilford lane
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Qino11x Average rafidhi, slanders some of the greatest military commanders of all time whilst built like a pre-pubescent 12 year old girl 🤣
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Been over a decade I can’t abandon my mushaf from when I was a child
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@akhi_ibz01
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Real ones still read Quran from the mushaf they started off in Maktab days
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Yeah don’t think archery’s for me
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Alhamdulillah, me along with some of my classmates and teachers made it to Palestine safely without much issues at border. Please keep us in your dua’s inshaAllah
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@5abgjr Salaam sheikh allaama doctor muhaddith, where have you studied before ? Since you’re here issuing fataawa that all salah offered there isn’t accepted and must be repeated
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@5abgjr I don’t even follow you and this is the 3rd controversial tweet I’ve seen from yourself. Where have you studied the deen? If there’s no answer to this question, then fear Allah and focus on ibaada instead of wasting your time spreading your su-al-thann like a teenage girl
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@pajosime @ServusDomini77 Fastest growing religion in the world cry more
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Humble request to keep the father of my uncle / teacher Shaykh Bhuta in dua’s during these blessed nights. He is extremely unwell at the moment.
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته To anyone that comes across this, please feel free to drop me a follow on my business page on insta. I sell thobes in emirati style, moroccan style, collar style etc etc. drop me a DM and I can sort you out a discount
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@pay20836 @maxpraj123 @KhaledBeydoun Alright pajeet that doesnt change the fact that we are the largest growing religion while yours will only stay in India bc no one else is stupid to believe in monkey gods and elephants
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Marrakech v2 ✅ Alhamdulillah, need to come back asap
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Tough crowd #awks
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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When I go leicester, I become a temporary shāfi’ī for the day
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Look at the passage that was recovered out of what could’ve been any other passage, subhanallah
A page of the Qur’an recovered from the rubble in the city of Derna, Libya 🇱🇾
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@Casey_Evans_ My dear friend, this is genuinely one of the best tweets of all time
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🥲 best game I’ve played in years
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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Alhamdulillah, mum and her students did well Keep her / them in your du’ā’ inshaAllah
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@nahidamazid Even if we’re going by your completely bogus standards, yā ‘allāmah, what about the du’ā’ of the prophet ﷺ after the occurrence of bi’r ma’ūnah? Or the du’ā’ of istisqā’ ? The fact that you have access to the internet doesn’t mean you should be giving fatwa.
@nahidamazid
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@Notorious_VIII Any action of worship that wasn’t practiced by prophet SAW and his Sahabahs (as good as it may seem) is an innovation and therefore haram, you should make your own dua to Allah to grant them steadfastness in the grave, but don’t take my word for it, do your own research inshAllah
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@ariesbbz Ask yourself, who’s set this narrative in your head ? You’ll realise you’re arguing with western secularist norm, and UK/US common law (higher age of consent than most countries), against the Islamic norm and what the sharia permits
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@syree_k @timaaa_b If you’re labelling avoiding celebrating Christmas as “isis” you’re so so so far away from the straigjt path , fear Allah
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Alhamdulillah, even tho I’m a day late Eid Mubarak , may Allah allow us to see the beautiful month of ramadhan once again
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@ibnGhariba You’re allowed to do ta’wīl of these jokes, my friend
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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(InshaAllah) Going to name my son Yusuf and my daughter Haneefah, for hanafi purposes only😄 (Would’ve been even better if my dads name was hasan)
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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My brother from 2014 @AmanShaaarma reverted to islam and prayed his first taraweeh today, I know he doesn’t want me to publicise this but I’m a private account so it’s minor, and I’m just too happy to keep it to myself ❤️
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@uncle_kabir Mum??? Ya sheikh they’d say the same thing about their wives 😭😭😭😭😭 Nauthubillah
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Yussufffu @jaspberry847 @skengteta Did you just wake up from a 5 year coma or something
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Midlands
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@Integralmufc @loochxx @AlbicelesteTalk @FOXSportsMX Well messi already has an international trophy you donut so why would they make this 2024 one? Use your brain, the last copa was 2020 (delayed till 2021 same as euros) then 2022 World Cup, then 2024 copa. Standard, and same as the euros
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October vs now hair growth been brazy Alhamdulillah that shea shampoo + conditioner + castor oil + biotin combination is no joke
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Stewtelligence @HassanShibly @NikkiHaley The crusade’s started hundreds of years after our prophet Muhammad ﷺ passed away lol. Richard II’s great great great grandfather wasn’t even a sperm cell whilst our prophet ﷺ was alive. When you lie in an argument, you either realise you’re unlearned or you concede defeat
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@OkaySaints @ElQuu2022 @lozcast The same way it’s forbidden for Christian’s to murder and they’ve committed the most religious murders in history
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Idk I think a language like gujarati needs to go extinct for the greater good of society
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
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@Sully_gooner @mma_matrix @Nashe__99 @TroopzAFC Literally, if it wasn’t for my parents discipline I would’ve turned out 10x worse but these bri’ish lot won’t understand
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@Mo7ammedmunshi
محمد منشي
3 months
Syrian friend just tried daar chawal for the first time and said it’s better than all arab food
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