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1 year

@duane_g_watson This is how this showed up for me 😂

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3 years

@earpdivisionxpo my hands hurt, but it was worth it 🥰

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3 years

I have never seen a single episode of Killing Eve, but I'm angry for those that did. That being said, the absolute FIRE in some of these rage tweets against the writers is amazing and hilarious -- and written better than the finale! -- and I'm thoroughly enjoying reading them.

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4 years

Please oh please oh please be respectful of Kat and Dom after tonight's episode. Treat them with as much care and respect as they treated that scene. #wynonnaearp #wayhaught

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2 years

When millennials say they don't want to have kids, THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY.

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3 years

@earpdivisionxpo THIS IS A LOT

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4 years

Working on my cart while I waited, didn't realize my call started and suddenly heard "Well that looks good, whatcha doin?" 😄 talked about making stuff, told me about her hat projects, and asked me to shoot her some pics of my knives. She is genuinely delightful 💕

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3 years

@Tykeez @BLKCultureProf @laughterness @DumbDAO @kragglerock @TheNamesHiba What a delightful journey this was 🥲😍

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3 years

Round 3 🥴 #earpapalooza

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3 years

What a bunch of touch-starved queers we are 🥲 #earpapalooza

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3 years

I don't even have to make a joke, it wrote itself.

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3 years

I'm dead. I died and I'm dead.

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3 years

"I've never worked with someone good enough at their job to earn being an asshole." WHOA @emtothea with the wisdom 🔥 I'm writing that one DOWN ✍🏻

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4 years

I GOT MY VIDEOGRAM! And this is the best part 🤣🤣

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3 years

@realtimrozon : "sure I'll do it, but I'm a little rusty." Me and @PurgatoryArcheo : 👁👄👁 #FANEXPODallas #WynonnaEarp

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3 years

Pro: she remembered my zoom call from 2020! Con: she remembered because I was distracted working on something while waiting for my turn and she had to shout my name to get my attention once the call started 😬🙃😅 #Earpapalooza

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1 year

Got a last minute cast pic on Sunday and decided we should all just be honest about how we were feeling by that afternoon 😴

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3 years

She been knowin 😏 @MelanieScrofano

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3 years

I'm the ONLY person connecting to Denver, and Moira Rose the flight attendant just walked back here to verify that it's just me, then walked all the way back to the front, got on the intercom and goes "hello passengER, you are now free to get up and move around!"

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4 years

#earpers , can I start a #tattoo thread? I just got my first one 2 weeks ago. Share yours?

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1 year

My grandma just stopped me mid-conversation to tell me I'm "really looking like your grandfather these days. And he was good-lookin! And so are you!" He died when I was 3, so please excuse me while I go cry 🥹😍

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2 years

So I decided to play around with an idea and made some prototypes ⚾️ #ALOTO

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2 years

...so I get the D'Arcy Carden thing now 😳

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2 years

Kels and I are finally starting a little show called A League of Their Own ⚾️

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4 years

Do any other #earpers actively refuse to ruminate on theories or come up with ideas about where the show might go with an idea? I learned to just trust in @emtothea and let it ride. Because otherwise I'd lose my goddamn mind 🥴 #wynonnaearp

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3 years

Couldn't beat em, so I joined em. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 #earpapalooza

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1 year

Question: At what age did you first consciously understand that you were not straight? I was 12.

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3 years

I think that I will keep you 😌

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2 years

We feel a little better about it this time.

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2 years

Short hair test drive over, time for the real thing ✂️ Went WAY shorter today and the gender euphoria is unreal. I love it. And for the first time in my LIFE, I like my facial profile. So pumped I did this 😌

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2 years

IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!! Mama Earp's jumpsuit! Fits! Perfectly! Thanks so much, @Halls_Auction !! @WynonnaEarp

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1 year

Round 6, haircut edition, where we did a silly one and it didn't work, so we decided to just be nice ❤️ Thanks for keeping the bit going and for coming back for the retake @MelanieScrofano ✨️ @earpdivisionxpo #EDE2023

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4 years

My coworker just walked up, opened a box and handed this to me 🤩🤣😍

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4 years

Dear universe, this week has been a year. I'm going to be single for a while, but last night, I finally kissed the woman with whom I've been in love for 17 years, and now I know why people write songs and poetry about it. 17 year burn. Worth it. So goddamn worth it.

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3 years

#BringWynonnaHome #WynonnaEarp

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3 years

5 inches of standing water in the backyard. Best $8 I ever spent 🛥🛥🛥

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3 years

Dating in your 30's is wild. "Hi I'm fucked up." "Cool me too." "Cool I think those traumas might be compatible. Also, how do you feel about leaving the toaster out on the counter?"

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3 years

I'm at a lesbian bar for the first time in my life #Earpapalooza

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2 years

Level 5 - Jumpsuit Edition. @EHConCanada #EHCon2022

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2 years

My. Student. Loans. Are. Cut. In. Half. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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2 years

I didn't realize we would fly over the Grand Canyon. I've never seen it before, and as we approached, I realized what I was looking at as the sun was rising. ...100% yes I cried.

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3 years

My people 🥰 @realtimrozon @MelanieScrofano

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4 years

You guys! The first of the #earp knives is done! I give you... The Xavier I opted to represent Dolls' dragon side with a Karambit blade, which intentionally imitates a claw, and Leopardwood, which has a really sexy shine in the sunlight, a bit like dragon scales.

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2 years

Totally kickass time at #EHCon2022 , but I've got a niece to get home and meet 😍

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2 years

Pleasure doing business with ya, @MelanieScrofano 🤝🏼 Now to figure out how to look even more confused by the time @EarpExpo rolls around 🤔

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2 years

Headed to NOLAAAAA with my babe 🥰🥰 @EarpExpo

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1 year

At one point about 6 weeks before @earpdivisionxpo , @PurgatoryArcheo seriously asked me, "Do you think people are actually going to care about the truck? Are that many people really going to want to see it?" I do believe you have your answer, my friend. You are the best of us.

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3 years

Main takeaway from #earpapalooza is that we need more Charlotte Sullivan in our lives, right?

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2 years

Welp. Luca did it. It took 4 years, but she finally busted out the most flawless puppy dog eyes I've ever seen. If you need me, too bad, I'm doing whatever she wants.

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4 years

#earpergreet is anyone else out there 29-30ish? I feel like I fall in a weird middle ground of the Fandom and most people are fairly significantly older or younger than me. Or I just haven't looked hard enough 😄

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2 years

✨️ Hey @ hey ✨️ @emtothea

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4 years

I made it one week shy of 29 without joining Twitter. #wynonnaearp made me do it. Actually, @MelanieScrofano made me do it?

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3 years

Find you a person who, TWO WEEKS into dating, will, without pause, agree to extend their Thanksgiving visit and work from your desk in order to be there when you get home from surgery. Bonus if she has a "cancer sandwich" for you when you get home 😅 Kels, I really like you 💜

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2 years

I've done it. I've mastered bleach dye.

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3 years

I just got the email that I am to start training to take over the briefings for the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community as well as the IG for the US House of Representatives and yall I'm equal parts stoked and intimidated!!! 😵🤯

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3 years

Family photos 🥰

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3 years

How it started How it's going 💖 #earpapalooza

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3 years

If you TOO have an android and DONT CARE TO SWITCH TO IPHONE please make yourself known.

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3 years

Hey #earpers , if you're in Columbus for #Earpapalooza , there's an excellent indoor market down the block from the convention center called @NorthMarket that has 35 different kinds of food and all of it looks GREAT. Also a craft beer shop!

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4 years

I was told I should do an #earpergreet so hello? I just joined Twitter TODAY because I am extremely hip with the times and very much a trend setter. I pretty much spend my time with my dog, working on my fishtanks, or playing #CallofDutyModernWarfare . Add me @ TeamsterSandwich.

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3 years

Twitter is for simping so... Hesitantly tested the idea of "hey uh maybe this might be a lot but...what if you were here when I had surgery?" 10 minutes later, she'd booked the flight. Mutually supportive relationships are just... the best. Don't settle.

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4 years

Holy fucking shit. I got a 1 on 1 with Kat. My email sent it to a secondary spam folder that it doesn't let me access except via a reminder email every evening, which I just got. Holy shit.

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16 days

Hey #earpers who are spending time in Calgary post-con: AMMOLITE (what the homestead is built on top of) is a REAL thing and is ONLY found in one part of Alberta. While you cant collect it from the wild, there are a ton of rock/fossil shops in the area!

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3 years

1 year ago today, I finally broke down and joined Twitter, solely for #WynonnaEarp Also 1 year ago today, meaning YES MY FIRST TWEET EVER, one Melanie Scrofano replied to me 🤯🤯🤯 Fucking #BringWynonnaHome 💯

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3 years

My g i r l f r i e n d has small hands 🥰

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1 year

Hello gender, my old(new) friend.

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4 years

I'm creating the #wayhaughtchallenge . All you have to do is go listen to Ghost by @adalinemusic without crying. Oh you can't? Cool cool cool me neither. #WynonnaEarp #wayhaught @wynonnaearp

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2 years

Please ignore me as I spiral #nonatheninth #GideonTheNinth #HarrowtheNinth #TheLockedTomb

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4 years

My parents have been religious conservatives for at least the last 30 years. They both voted for Trump in the last election. I just learned that Dad went and voted early today... for Biden. ❤

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2 years

10 days post-due-date, a particularly difficult labor and eventual c-section later... I'm an aunt ❤️ Harper Dawn M, 10 lbs 3 oz. Alrighty taking after her mom -- that's how much my sister weighed when she was born 😅

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3 years

@MelanieScrofano , you'll ALWAYS be relevant ❤ (And your hair will always "look okay" 🔥)

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3 years

New. Hair. Who. Dis.

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2 years

Hey @SketchAndScrawl , it is doonnne! 🌈

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2 years

My sister sent this to me... bro-in-law made the frames for my dinos and they're officially up in pending bebe's room 🥺😍

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2 years

Screwing around with watercolors 🎨 #pride2022

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3 years

OMG @MelanieScrofano GIRLFRAN DOES THIS MEAN YOU JOINED THE CLUB????

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3 years

My sister: "I FINALLY BEAT KATIE! I MADE the best Christmas present!!" 😅❤

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3 years

Today I 1)went to a pool party for lesbians on a hotel rooftop in downtown Dallas and 2)this girl's friend came over to tell me she thought I was hot (WHAT?!) so I 3)walked over and introduced myself and none of this is anything I ever anticipated applying to me, but here we are.

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2 years

Hey if you're reading this, stop doom scrolling! Drink some water. Take a shower. Hug your pet. Listen to music. Your mental health matters right now. #RoeVWade

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2 years

Hey #earpers , what's your job/career/etc? I'm an overnight business intelligence analyst and I write/put together daily email briefings for Kraft-Heinz, Gillette, Pepsi, General Mills and a few others, plus one for Ukraine/Russia-specific retail news. I'm up at 3 am each day 🌄

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3 years

My dad's got a mom, two sisters, a wife, two daughters, our dog growing up was a girl, and now FINALLY... ...he gets a granddaughter 😅

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2 years

Kels and I are finally starting a little show called A League of Their Own ⚾️

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2 years

I called my grandma earlier to make sure she's still symptom-free since she was at the baby shower (she's fine), and she told me "Kate, I really do like that Kelsey, and between her and Luca you sure seem to like cute things with big eyes." 🥺😍😅

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2 years

Niece is due literally any time now, so I made us some sweet, sweet threads 😌

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3 years

Waking up next to the person you love absolutely rules.

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1 year

New boots // gender unlocked 🤩

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3 years

So um... who sent this to me? 🌈

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3 years

Very clearly spent the weekend at #Earpapalooza because my sister just sent me this text and it took me a solid 15 seconds to work out that she was talking about the car manufacturer and not Dani Kind 🤦‍♀️

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1 year

Hit me baby ( @MelanieScrofano ), one more TIME (at @earpdivisionxpo because I got a photo op) 🥸

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3 years

Mom asked me to "make us a charcuterie board!" So I did.

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3 years

My fall plans. The Delta variant.

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3 years

WORTH IT.

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2 years

Well I have a new favorite shark species and it's called the Mini Harper Shark and I actually physically cannot handle it.

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3 years

I want to wear masc clothing but also I don't want it to hide my boobs because I think they're great. What even is gender? Oh, right, a construct.

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4 years

Hey #earpers , got a new project... Going to create a series of #wynonnaearp -inspired knives because my adderall-riddled shower thoughts brain took the whole "make a peacemaker knife" idea and turned it into "do the whole cast!" As a teaser, I give you the first one: The Dolls...