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Mitski Mask The Slump God

@Mitski_mask

2 years

No one cared who I was till I put on the sombrero.

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@61_Shasta @mattisbear Some Mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. That’s called soaking. Jump humping is when you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically causing the movement

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@coherentstates Someone called him a dork for bending his cap extra hard and he's been holding a grudge since.

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@AuxGod_ NFTs on Limewire be like "Linkin_Park_One_Step_Closer.nft.exe"

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@1111emmi My dick inside of it:

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@DCPoliceDept Are you gonna charge the officer that left him in a hot car with anything?

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@AlpacaAurelius No one wants to go to your birthday party now. What makes you think they'll go to your gala?

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Shots fired

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@rzldzl420 @behindnmetaints I bet it smells crazy in there. (Like cigarettes)

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@qLxke_ @firagawalkwthme Yoda has a regional dialect.

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@lnbshr Oh shit I'm about to get cancelled for that time I rapped The Chronic 2001cover to cover in my friends minivan in high school while smoming weed in the skate park parking lot.

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@sarahclazarus Having empathy is usually a good place to start.

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@cisjender British guy Cumming: Upsy-do. Bit a cheeky cream fo yore fanny.

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@linkedinmindset Crackin open some particle containers with the boys.

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@madeoflavenderr The boys and I showing up to the Barbie movie premiere

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The axis of Twitter shitposting

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@zukosmama @wspieler People in the rest of the world hearing about working conditions in America:

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@ratbazterd The Scorpion jacket from Drive stays ON during sex.

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@Swaggerotica @NotPotBol Sorry Tomboys but England must go.

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@WhackNicholson This guy has an extremely annoying face.

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The Associated Press

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New York would require people applying for a handgun license to turn over a list of their social media accounts so officials could verify their “character and conduct” under a bill being considered Friday by the state Legislature.

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@whatacatchisle @WallofYawn I read it as monastery at first too

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@Emma_Punished Just dip the tip in the toilet bowl after it flushes to clean it off. :^)

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@CathoIicConvert IN THIS HOUSE WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS

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@Java_jigga Grimes going fron Musk to some football player is a weird choice.

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@Snow_Blacck Bobby Shmurda and Tom Cruise

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@len0killer @mmafan185

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@fabiolasantiago On a lot of American's minds today is that President Xi should liberate America and the millions of lives being crushed there. Please president Xi, our people yearn for freedom.

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@hkcorresponds 5 min of actual showering. 15 min of Literally just standing in hot af water enjoying it.

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@Bill_Kezos_ The FBI doesn't even have to pay people to spread this shit anymore.

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@timgill924 "left wing" Everybody goes to the farmers market Tim. Has it occurred to you that people just like getting fresh fruits and veggies.

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@WhackNicholson Bout to break this docs ankles.

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@jessesingal Jesse you were surprised when the GOP was considering repealing gay rights. You are the last person who should be weighing in on anything above a second grade level.

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@regress2themean @swordsjew This wasn't about an opinion on liking a movie this was about completely and entirely missing the actual point of a movie that was supposed to be very obvious.

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Looking for 3.2 Trillion of my most devout followers.

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@fluoxetinefairy Fellas is doing the most boring obnoxious drug gay?

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@homunculusdick @JaimeKay Every Olympic event should be like this so I have a point of reference for what bad is.

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@garfxist They only support black lives if those black lives agree with them politically it turns out.

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@budgorj1 Look how they massacred my boy.

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@timerube @gun_toucher Googling Hitler to see what albums he's dropped. Is he featured on an Yeezy tracks? 5min later: OOOF he seems like a bad dude

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Just in time for the holidays.

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@CathoIicConvert It feels so unwholesome

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@visualbasic97 @Falcon87456 So is she single? Just checking before I write to her jail.

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@chuugagotoku @paddingtonrocks Inshallah their new life be blessed.

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What was up with 20+ years ago people downloading some random thing that would use part of your computers proccesor for supposed cancer research? That was a scam right?

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@shoe0nhead Those are the people you want to offend.

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@ammaar Teenagers on NewGrounds 18 years ago were doing this with Flash and doing it better than this.

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@XCurvesClub Have you ever seen a butt? These drawings are awful.

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@RoxyTall @superloafcat

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@newsethwilliams That's cool. But can you explain why this happens under other DAs that do prosecute low level thefts? Or did you just want to lie?

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@ChairladySpears @DieSegenvonAker Fact checkers be like: Ummm they make more than $85/ hour sweaty.

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@notkristiane This looks like it should be a comedy sketch.

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@sweetandbeloved I have not met another millennial who cares or even knows what Gen Z thinks or says about anything.

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@imalex3007 I could not be waterboarded into posting something this embarrassing.

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@emogangbanger Woooow. Your mom's broccoli is delicious girl. You better her call her back and appreciate.

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@PeoplesParty_US

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@MommyBigDick Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

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@WhackNicholson Someone actually made this and thought they had something that wasn't embarrassing for themselves.

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@JustinWhang The future in that timeline:

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@Liv_Agar

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@emi_f1sher @jpoundsign Once again Bisexual erasure strikes.

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@inherent_itgirl

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@KaylaAncrum @KaroroMitchelle "Damn that's crazy"

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@visualbasic97 @Falcon87456 Answer me Visual Basics. I'm serious.

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@Josemaybe @Paraglobalism Impossible mode.

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@fellawhomstdve You don't need to be edgy to have fun on the internet.

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@tehspid3r He is too precious for this world and we must protect him.

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@legit_scumbag

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@C4NCERGIRL Ben Shapiro has entered the chat

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@helen_of_roy @hollowearthterf Cannot relate, I always get great service and help when I need. Probably cause I'm not an asshole to service workers.

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@saintknives

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I'd like to introduce you to who I am officially giving my endorsement for president in 2020, Mike Gravel. But this isn't your dad's Mike Gravel. No Gravel 2020 is two teens Weekend-at-Bernie's-ing the reanimated 88 year old corpse of Mike Gravel with one goal. #Gravelanche

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@SlurricaneH This is the most boring drunk story I have ever heard.

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@milfnokids This is definitely a real thing I can confirm.

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Reminding everyone: If you are evil, weird, generally problematic, niche, slightly insane, have that je ne sais quoi, actually insane, cryptic, ambiguous, a convicted criminal and/or wholesome woman, this account is a safe space and I will wish you happy birthday.

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@Tzar_the_II That dude and his catgirl maid have more happiness than screaming bro will ever know in his life.

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@jacobdotgov I have never seen a more repulsive looking man

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@NepSwirlRedux @brandotendie @Thicc_Dreams_ @SandyFrizzle No it's not.

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Her: You better not be a cunty Zombie Wizard when I get there. Me:

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@appieel @visualbasic97 @Falcon87456

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@Liv_Agar

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I'm starting to see why everyone thinks Pedro Pascal is such a daddy.

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@GuntNews Did someones glizzy get gronk rizzed again?

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@fingerbIaster Will be blocking you too as I stand in solidarity with Marianne.

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@chaoticclubvids @IdiotReadsNews

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@dox_gay @TheDollprint She's doing her best.

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@sfpelosi Nancy Pelosi doesn't give a damn about poor people or any of those minorities. Pelosi does more harm as a politician than Joe Rogan does as a Podcast host.

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@SkinnyTuna Getting some straight up evil vibes from him.

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@halomancer1 He should feel incredibly embarassed for that line.

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I have a type

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One resolution this year, keepin' it simple. ┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┗━┓┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┏━┛┃ Bang a mutual ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┏━┛ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗━┓ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛

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Just found out sex is real and not just a joke on the internet. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Y'all nasty af.

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@kimpossiblefact Letting all my gay friends smash, because I'm an even better ally.

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@muppetvampire

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@ZiziFothSi @Sorak @danieljmckee Fans of Lovecraft Haters of Lovecraft 🤝 Bullying Lovecraft

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@Grimezsz Grimes makes it hard to be a Grimes Stan. Posts like this were planted by Grimes to test us.

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Made it to NY just in time

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@ID_AA_Carmack So it's just an Alt-right meet up. Because none of these beliefs have anything to do with SF&F

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@LicensedT0Ill Everyone around me going mad after glimpsing the unspeakable horror. Me talking to the unspeakable horror: Yo what if I rolled a blunt for all of your tentacles to smoke at once.

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