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@Mister_Unsmiley
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@fppf_gf People act like Beauty and the Beast is about Stockholm syndrome when really Belle was just trying to get rawed by the 7'10 furry
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@sighsin616 Peter not even being the most popular Spider-Man is so fucking on brand it hurts
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@roslyntalusan @DailyJulianne Didn't he openly admit to leading an actual cult
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@PercySeries Percy is about to thank her for bullying him
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@ChorusSarcastic I mean it's not surprising considering the last time he made a good decision half his face was burned off
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@MyWolverinenm @ahrisxum @TetsuoTheGoat Ben 10,000 is a grown man, aka physically older than Mark who ends up matching Nolan in strength at an even younger age
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@DeadInside2600 @wllsknwlls @OOCWesternR34 White women are famous for fucking dogs
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@andrewthemandr6 Reminder that Shrek beat the shit out of like 10 knights without breaking a sweat, so this shouldn't be a surprise
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@TBDovan @MyWolverinenm @ahrisxum @TetsuoTheGoat You do realize we're talking about a Viltrumite Ben 10,000 right
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@GreenTextRepost >strong sense of morality >I am entitled to be in a relationship with someone else
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@GreenTextRepost Anon's fw some of the most common aspects of the African American diaspora's culture makes it into a film about the African American diaspora
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@mouseabolition Percy seeing Katara waterbend once and then immediately assume she's his sister
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@hotGlossed Fuck Why does he look even better than Jessie with lipstick
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@RespectfulMemes Reminds me of the Ultimate Spidey comic where Fury basically says Peter had all the reason in the world to become a supervillain, given his background And Uncle Ben & Aunt May basically prevented it
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@WingedWasabi "What's your favorite color" "Blue, how loud is your piss"
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@meezy_g This is exactly the kind of argument I'd expect someone who believes in astrology to make
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@DB_official_en "Why are you praying to God? You hi-fived him this morning."
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@ShyAromaSensei @aromasensei18 Wtf is it with artists being 10x hotter than their already hot art
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@KadeSanderson3 @crim_tweets_ "This smell is bad so I'm going to rat out my neighbor to the police so they can go to jail for several years for a victimless crime and ruin their career"
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@imaginmatrix Remembering Harry stumbling his way through the department of mysteries nearly getting his friends killed for no reason Meanwhile Percy is an amnesiac who's soloing entire platoons of trained demigods with just a sword and parkour Percy is him
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@StampylongNoah @ArchdanMiiverse His meat was taken away in one of his victory screen cause it looked like a big ol dick
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@Velinxi I love the idea that Nico becomes exponentially more stupid when around these two
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@PoorlyAgedStuff I can't believe all these people don't know who this is
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@yrfreakyneighbr Vader parts the atomic breath with no effort using the Force, only to see this coming straight at him
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@yrfreakyneighbr Akechi to himself:
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@Lewchube Diamond has nearly all of my favorites But it also comes with Melli
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@ZangetsuBlack_ Honestly considering how bad his relationship was with his own son I'm not surprised how bad of a guardian Hiruzen was
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@Cybrid101 Point launching over a building only for Venom to jump over the edge and chokeslam you
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@peakbuns I love this perspective, but I love how Link has to strain to reach her
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@playful_cl0ud Fuck this scene was so cool
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@GreenTextRepost The world is better for anon's mom being in it
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@HBCUfessions If this is true it's literally rape
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@soloman_bt I've seen like four comments asking why this artist is hated and no one has given a single answer
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@shmalloe Robin's thoughts:
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@TextAuras Welp, time to see if 58 benadryl is enough for a fatal overdose
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@memesiwish How many times did this happen that it need a sign?
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@GreenHura @PoorlyAgedStuff Zoe Kravitz is a pedophile who creeped on Jaden Smith when he was like 14, and Ezra Miller has assaulted at least 3 people. Johnny Depp is the only innocent person listed since he was physically and verbally abused by his ex, Amber Heard (I think he lost part of his finger too?)
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@disasterzoo Not sure if this is going to end in romance or murder, but I'm invested either way
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@TheNCSmaster People rooting for Nintendo as if they're not the most actively hostile towards their own fans
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@HBCUfessions I hope she sees this and dumps you
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@Velinxi It wouldn't be Piper if she didn't make EVERYONE feel that way
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@fuckyouiquit Why does this read exactly like a Dilbert comic strip
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@SLOplays Beerus when Goofy eats his hakai and ties him into a pretzel
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@SLOplays Just realizing Teen Goten might be an option now because of Super
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@BellaDCopular @YuYuYu4Ever They always were, the body swap episode showed that Buttercup doesn't know how to operate fingers when she swapped with the Professor and tried to pick up a phone.
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@Gizmodo Interesting timing for this opinion piece
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@byvegalia I hate this timeline so gotdamn much
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@leafspirits Link when he wants a kiss
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@BenthMadman You're actually unironically acting like Sonic fans are oppressed minorities
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@sen_sensational And oiled up
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@PoorlyAgedStuff IDC what anyone says, their last album was goated
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@SpeedoNSFW @SilkyMilkVoices Tfw you'll never cum inside giant vampire mommy
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@Refabemol @Idolomantises He's not, he's just a loner (and Toriyama confirmed in an interview that Namekians have genitals).
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@HBCUfessions So what you're saying is you only go after sloppy seconds
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@Jack1120391 Everything Godzilla does is so much funnier in the context that he's just a massive hater
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@Anitwtgovt In the corner Zeff's leg hops into view
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@JK0JK_ @Wlynn_Wamurai The second arc of the game is about tax evasion, this guy got the bad end
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@ThiccWithaQ Everything I know about this game is from fans posting screenshots, Mona's ass, or Venti getting plowed by a larger man
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@ReignOfPride What "I just finished demolishing your ex" looks like
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@PrelewdEvents It's from a scene where a teacher is convinced by her students to enter a beauty pageant or something. She poses for them but she's only got a negligee under her coat since they're at her home There, saved you 2 minutes
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@ThiccWithaQ Ngl getting Michael Jackson'd is one of my top 10 fears
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@nawniibutpony What if the main character of the show about friendship didn't have to stand untouched by time as all her friends and family died of old age
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@Ish_bruhh When people don't realize the point of his character is that he has a lack of self-awareness that doesn't equate to a lack in awareness in general, I will be happy
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@NotMahmaPuu Looks like I got a new reason to live
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@SATlSFYD When I die from bacteria gained via undercooked food, at least my last thoughts will be of my aesthetic
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@GreenTextRepost Kanto is a lot of things, but mysterious is not one of them. Just towns and walkways broken up by the occasional cave or forest
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@StampylongNoah @ArchdanMiiverse Like Duck Hunt, he was "fixed", meaning he can't enjoy the view
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@HBCUfessions You're complicit in that hatred if you're letting it slide
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@FatKidDeals I've gotten good blankets, sheets, pillows, toiletries and clothes using this page. I'm also getting a new 4k tv (through Affirm) thanks to the discounts listed here after having the same tv for maybe 5 or 6 years. Subscription is definitely worth it.
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@rd_steen @FlamingKeystone @TheRaspAndOnly @AgedContext @PoorlyAgedStuff Oney constantly says racist shit and has to be censored by his own team though
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@niccoyat A white trans woman asking why they're hated just for existing, like minorities just dropped last year 😐
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@caththesoso Catch me wearing this with my nips out this summer
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@BrotherNature These comments
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@ConcordD0m @DakDread You quit at literally the best part of the series lmao
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@mrsmet Mrs Met just how good is your marriage at this time
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@HBCUfessions Cause that's always a great reason to get into a relationship
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@PkMemes9 Bro did NOT cook
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@ComicLoverMari 100% I would never speak to them again
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