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7 months

@BalushisSushi FF7 is not the best PS1 Final Fantasy, 9 is. 7 is still amazing, but 9 was so much more enjoyable as a whole.

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5 months

@IronPineapple_ Nah, you got another 15 soulslikes nobody's heard of to review. And 3 of those are vaguely soulslike.

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5 months

@chibidokii Why and how do you keep doing this...?

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8 months

@chibidokii what's actually bouncing though? 🤔

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7 months

@Sugary_Carousel Look at the cars on the road too, silver, silver, black, grey, silver silver.

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4 months

@HadesMythos Beans and a double barreled slingshot?

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5 months

@akechigoroboy Weird how all they did it for 4 as well. Souji Seta and Yu Narukami.

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5 months

@AyukiAkiba After molting, the bikini was put on to keep the softer flesh in place while a new carapace hardened, but, the new shell formed in that shape.

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5 months

@SandStoneArtis1 That... wow.

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5 months

@BussyLicker69 Raise an eyebrow and confirm what they did. Ain't nobody smackin' my ass on purpose.

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4 months

@HadesMythos I thought it was used to launch cans of beans.

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5 months

@TheOneSaltine The green is far less vibrant on the bottom one, the blues less defined.

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5 months

@SandStoneArtis1 Technically, yes you could. Would it be safe? Absolutely not.

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6 months

@MKH13Omasters A very big explorable world that you didn't NEED to search through, but rewarded you for it.

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5 months

@chibidokii This made me spit out my drink, lmfao

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8 months

@HugintheCrow @ZullieTheWitch Have you heard of King's Field then? LOL.

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5 months

@PaopuJPG Eat those rock candies, way faster, and cheaper than you think.

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8 months

@sansinjin @DoorDash I love when they drop it off completely somewhere else with no photo, or say its delivered when it's not, with no photo. You bet that's an instant customer support.

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5 months

@Atlus_West Spoilers? The original game's been out for 18 years...!

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7 months

@FlareVT There is definitely etiquette to follow for streamers, that some don't know, or simply don't care.

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8 months

@MommyOneeChan There's a reason I love 7 Days to Die's setting, you're basically in the middle of nowhere, with very limited military presence compared to say, a major city, so everything being overrun makes a bit more sense.

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4 months

@Trodge1990 Man, take a cheese grater to their back, that'd be less painful.

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4 months

@Trodge1990 Sorry, but its this one.

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7 months

@theblaqkkat oh hey, it's this dingus!

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4 months

@VTVerenaLots As a male awaiting his PNG, going into Vtubing, no. I'm never okay.

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4 months

@torimojori Spears saw the most use in the most armies for the longest time by the most people. As badass as swords are, spears are simply the actual king.

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5 months

@s8nstan Yes.

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@MisterSomaru

3 years

@scrowder He looks emaciated. Sure there is a six pack, but with all of the visible bones poking out, the extremely thin limbs, it's looking like malnutrition. If he actually feels great, that's fine, everyone's body is different, but just doesn't look right to me.

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7 months

@DrinkAriZona Arnold Palmer, easy. Yes, I know how to make it XD.

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8 months

@ItNyaadia Gonna be totally honest, any time I look up a tutorial, my eyes start crossing and my brain shuts down.

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8 months

@LunaCrossVT Pfft. I've yet to see a vtuber that wasn't good looking. Y'all gorgeous.

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@LudmilaVT_ I've been saying today, there are probably going to be lawsuits incoming, OR a regulatory board is going to step in. Either way, it's the people flaunting the inconsistent rules, not learning from bans that's going to fuck it over for EVERYONE else.

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@MisterSomaru

9 months

@Merrydawg So, the correct term is "British Dog Boy"?

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8 months

Woo! Great stream earlier. Coffee helps so much.

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4 months

@KalNerevar Damn, looks more like a list of good people, just from a cursory glance. Imagine defending such a terrible company by being an unpaid attack dog.

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5 months

@Tigermonkeytv @chibidokii She's constantly falling asleep on chocolate, or candy, etc etc.

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5 months

@chibidokii I thought that was actually you, not gremlin model.

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5 months

@cerisbeech Easy smash. Although she'd prolly break me.

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@MisterSomaru

7 months

@cheribiri The science behind it is that men generally have their shit together by then emotionally, and mentally and know what they want. Being 32, I didn't figure it out until I was like... 29? I guess being more mature is attractive.

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5 months

@InternetH0F What's better is when it turns into a 14 hour because your shift replacement never showed.

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7 months

It IS this random.

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7 months

Sweet baby jesus, I hit 300 here!

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4 months

@Trodge1990 If you know the history, you know the history LOL

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5 months

@Femalegirl7 A crapton of bitcoin, then sell it once the 20 minutes are over.

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5 months

Can we go... ONE FUCKING DAY... without another Vtuber being a Piece of Shit. ONE DAY. IT'S NOT DIFFICULT. STOP BEING A TRASH PERSON.

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5 months

Okay. This is going to make people angry, but here's my stance on Palworld. Play it if you want to, don't if you don't. Please do not witch hunt others that do. Reasons, here we go. Ripping off pokemon: absolutely not the first to do so. Dragon Quest Monsters, Digimon, Cassette

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5 months

@CottontailVA They taste good, but man, that texture of grainy sand... nope. Gala Apples are SOOOOO much better... and any of the other varieties.

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5 months

@zentreya Hi Zentreya- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

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4 months

@AngelCatze Above average is... small? Huhn?

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4 months

@HadesMythos pic of your shampoo bottle. I dunno. seems random and harmless.

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5 months

@Tyuma_bumit They're mismanaging Talent, with bad rules and conditions, I feel. So, they're likely feeling stifled.

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@ElaraVtuber Deep tissue? Those are amazing, brain turns to mashed potatoes.

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5 months

@PaopuJPG Eh, it's fine with the lifegems. Basically base level potions in comparison.

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@MisterSomaru

4 years

@Saiyan316 @Hellchick @terrycrews correction, woke americans hate it. Therefore, it is of very high quality, and they should keep doing what they're doing, making great games and ignoring the screeches of people like that.

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6 months

@Trodge1990 Nah, physical media is the luxury these days.

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6 months

@AmbrosiaLorelei "HOLY CRAP, AN ACTUAL PERSON!"

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6 months

@Big_Red_BT Ah yes, why one mech when 30 savannahs?

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6 months

So, I went to reinstall FF XIV, got to the first login screen, forgot my password, got it reset, went to log in, and my account was suspended temporarily for suspicious activity. EXCUSE ME.

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4 months

@salpo_nolobio Bottom left, ez.

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5 months

@PostingOften Look, just because I love cooking for others, giving massages, taking care of others, like giving gifts, love sunsets, it doesn't mean I'm a romantic.

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7 months

I love seeing numbers outside of MWO! Even if it's still a mechwarrior game! THANKS FOR THE NEW SUBS AND NEW FOLLOWERS!

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@MisterSomaru

5 months

Today was rough mentally, apologies for being a downer. I still have issues properly redirecting the brainworms to productive, good things.

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@TheMechFrog Well, honestly, I hear it's pretty good. Mecha, political intrigue, apparently realistic tactics. A lot of battletech was inspired by it. Not just with mech design either, lol.

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6 months

@MoonlitSalem yeah, you definitely get carded.

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6 months

@Ayanarinashi WDYM? I think it's gorgeous. Don't compare it to others, every model has its own beauty separate from others.

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4 months

@LoveRetroBTW Gah, no gif of it, so have a pic.

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6 months

@PlushieDreadful nearly choked twice, a semi truck nearly forced me off of an overpass 50 feet above a city, black ice nearly pulled my car off the road down a cliff.

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5 months

WOOOO! HELL YEAH!

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6 months

@MalizmaVT Wings. so much of it is inedible.

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7 months

@Kitten_SCK Extreme ability to drink coffee without suffering immediate consequences.

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5 months

Wait, when did I get so close to 400?!?!

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5 months

What.

Allatou Nyx 🟡🪹- Indie VTuber

@AllatouNyx

5 months

Was looking through the new releases on Steam and NUH UH, BRO.

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5 months

@HoshigamiKirari Stoplight

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5 months

@SandStoneArtis1 ... I won't ask if you're okay, because you're obviously not, but I hope it gets better.

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5 months

@GirlLawnmower Their pens.

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7 months

@ahstrol I'm actually a cook for a living, sooo...

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8 months

@Shizu94707557 @yokidayon Hey, I'm tryna plan future potential downtime from work from injuries.

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@MisterSomaru

5 months

@OrioFelliako @strwblitzy Oh? Small dom? Curiousity piqued.

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@GamingNaviVT @Kholodetss The left is Fei-Yen from Virtual On, which is an interesting choice, since that's a game series XD

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@healkaia Just take pics of all their merch you've got and go NUH UH. Ez.

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@MisterSomaru

8 months

@MoonlitSalem I refuse to leave alone people that seem very down, and quieter than usual. It could be anything, but I'd rather distract them from their problems for a bit.

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@MisterSomaru

4 years

@FrostMageIssaru @GundamIsHere but... Spain...? where the hell is spain then?! Do they speak Spainish then?!?! Ow. My head.

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8 months

@FreyaAmari Cringe gives me a reason to exist these days, might as well have a... Whatever the offer is... To come home to after work.

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@MisterSomaru

8 months

@DailyCorvids Corvids are sweethearts when you're nice to them, so sure!

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@16bitnostalgia Dark Savior, Panzer Dragoon Saga, Mr Bones.

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5 months

@lilaqeu @ParadeXIII @chibidokii I'm pretty sure that's just her. Like, how she actually is.

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5 months

@SandStoneArtis1 compliments in general would be nice...

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5 months

@Sleepybunsu ... thigh squish.

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7 months

I was pretty down earlier, but I'm feeling better.

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7 months

@BalushisSushi that's the fun part, if you say something stupid and the other says something stupid back, you've connected and are now frenz.

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@MisterSomaru

3 years

Haha, I'm in danger! @MechWarriorF2P @TheBombadilShow

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8 months

@yokidayon is this an all the time thing, or once in a while?

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5 months

@kuromiyalucien Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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5 months

@SlyPerformer Ain't wrong.

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@healkaia Are you actively trying to leech? Then it's wrong. If you love your oshi, and just wanna support, it's 200% okay! Support who ya wanna support!

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@MisterSomaru

6 months

@harpsibored Representation of the end, everything Kuja was running from, the overall theme of the game: death. Literally fighting death. A concept given form.

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6 months

@YureiYuko Would not recommend until you've had enough experience driving and are comfortable.

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@MisterSomaru

8 months

@ahstrol Seems like a healthy weight to me. It is indeed, as the young folk call it, thicc.

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7 months

@BalushisSushi do it! It's a very worthwhile game! Even if it doesn't turn out to be your favorite, it's a very good game.

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5 months

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNIIIIIIIIIIING EVERYONE. gimme coffee.

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