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10 months

What better use is there of the Enlarge spell than to HUG ALL YOUR FRIENDS??? Had to squeeze in a last minute group pic as a print for Hal-con. I love these goobers so much. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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Happy one year of Baldur’s Gate 3!!! I for one am still riddled with brain worms. #BG3

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11 months

The strength economy is in shambles

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9 months

“Leaving a fang out is vampire blepping” lead to “astarion yawns like a cat” #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

Tav falls completely for Astarion but is very stupid about it. Stabbiness is just a love language, right??? #bg3 #BG3fanart Honestly though the big romance scene is hilarious with his first intro scenes in mind. Dude did overtime to make you forget about the red flags.

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10 months

HE’S JUST A LITTLE GUY WITH A FLUTE AND TACKY JERKIN WHO MADE HIM LEADER??? Based on something that happened in Early Access but I still think it’s hilarious that everyone lines up behind this guy who is in over his head. Must be that tragic backstory scar. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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11 months

I love the camp gossip but do wish companions would interact with each other more... so I'm gonna draw it!!! I think Karlach and Astarion gotta have the most contrasts between their characters but one bit I like especially is touch starved vs touched out. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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11 months

Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\” Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH” #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

He’s trying but the women keep getting scarier. Lae’zel’s action surge 😱 #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

⚠️BG3 Act 3 Spoilers ⚠️ Sometimes a family is two dads, the alien baby they forgot in their inventory, and the seven thousand vampire spawn they unleashed into the underdark. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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9 months

⚠️BG3 Act 3 Spoilers⚠️ - Part 1/2 After all the gruesome descriptions of ceremorphosis I really thought going through it should have been a terrible time… but hey, Astarion is here to help like a cat dropping a dead mouse in your bed. #bg3 #BG3fanart Continued ⬇️

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8 months

Can’t believe Larian hid Astarion’s butt grab from us so I had to draw it at Aldiirn’s expense. Might have been more judicious about asking for kisses if I knew this was going on lmaooo #BG3 #BG3fanart Bonus panel in reply!

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9 months

When you are small (and scared of women) and your friend is big (and a scary woman) but deserving of the best hug you can muster #bg3 #BG3fanart

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8 months

Headcanon body shapes for the origin companions (+Aldiirn, my tav) ‘cause all those guys dumped Strength and should not have six pack abs #BG3 #BG3fanart Split the lineup into two parts below!

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11 months

⚠️BG3 Act 3 spoilers ⚠️ Part 1/2 Everyone is in everyone’s business at camp, for better and for worse lmao. They don’t even have privacy screens between the beds at the Elfsong! #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

When you’re a chronic people pleaser forced to juggle the wants & needs of a bunch of weirdos with brain worms #bg3 #BG3fanart

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I see your Wavemother's Robe and raise you Mutilated Carapace in Sinful Red on Bone White #bg3

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9 months

⚠️BG3 Act 3 Spoilers⚠️ - Part 2/2 Also gore warning Astarion’s experiences as a vampire def make him the best support one could ask for in this situation… even if it makes him gag lmao. I do wish the game explored the body horror more so I’ll make do myself.

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8 months

Most of the earlier BG3 comics where I drew Aldiirn thinner were in Act 3 so I decided why not make it canon to him, I can see weight loss as a symptom of partial ceremorphosis. Which is to say that he loses that thicc ass Astarion so likes to grab. Tragic. 😔

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9 months

Halsin gets stuck in a bear trap

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Sorry Shadowheart, from every Astarion romancer ever. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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9 months

Part 1 of a series I was thinking of how the romance between Astarion and my tav, Aldiirn started and my writing quickly got out of hand so I’m going to post as I go! Of course it kicks off with a bard & rogue doing what they do best - conning and robbing #BG3 #BG3fanart

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4 months

A silly little heist #BG3 #bg3art

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9 months

⚠️BG3 Act 3 spoilers⚠️ Silly sequel to the “Aldiirn/Tav has to eat brains because he’s a partial mindflayer now” comic. Astarion’s happy to help so long as he doesn’t have to witness any more chunky salsa situations haha. #BG3fanart

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11 months

Sometimes I feel like knowledge of 5e and its common pitfalls is holding me back in #BG3 I would have never even looked at the Daylight spell if someone hadn’t tipped me off lmao #BG3fanart ⚠️Minor spoilers, though I think it’s obvious where Astarion’s quest ends

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9 months

I've been drawing my tav Aldiirn rounder and rounder so, something had to be done about it hehe #bg3 #BG3fanart

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12 days

Page 1/5 of the next scene done feat. Astarion and his ratty old blanket

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8 months

Part 2 of ??? Aldiirn and Astarion pull of the Zhentarim heist and take the look back to camp and oh noooo why must everyone be so horny. Unfortunately both are idiots who don't know how to say no. #bg3 #bg3fanart

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7 months

@Elamimaxima I remember, as a kid, telling my parent it would be nice to get thanks for a daily chore and I got told "you don't get thanks, you just do it." like damn wouldnt everything be better if we could be nicer about little things

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5 months

When no one in the party is interested in accepting carefully laid out sidequests 😔 #BG3 #BG3fanart ⬇️ bonus part in reply ⬇️

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11 months

Part 2/2 I do wish there was an after scene or more opportunity during the scene to check on Astarion because the poor guy was not ready. Still, I liked it for showing that beating your personal BBEG doesn’t magically solve everything. And we gotta keep it RAW for tav too lmao

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3 months

Mirror, Mirror Part 1/3 Other parts in thread! Every time I've investigated the cellar and run into the mirror I just threatened to smash it, but no, this time I'm RPing Aldiirn properly, we're gonna do it the right way, and well... lemme tell you I had a Time #BG3 #BG3fanart

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11 months

Astarion making a mess of himself, whatever shall we do about it? #BG3 #BG3fanart

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7 months

Supply & Command -- When the starter party consists of two clueless city boys and an amnesiac cleric, it's really not hard to slide into the leadership position when all you've been doing is counting everyone's healing potions... #BG3 #BG3fanart

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Aldiirn's No Good No Fun Time in the mountains. Just not great at all for an underdark guy off his meds. #bg3 #bg3art

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3 months

Camp inventory would go much smoother if the only one 100% on board with the system wasn’t the one Aldiirn is deathly afraid of 😭 #bg3 #BG3fanart Continued in reply! ⬇️

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5 months

If only Astarion found out sooner there was another way to seduce Aldiirn

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9 months

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9 months

Hello there, darling! QRT with how you draw Astarion! #Astarion #BG3 #BaldursGate3

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17 days

Softness of Silver After the events of the creche, the future is uncertain for one rejected egg and one cast out warrior also Aldiirn does the impossible and stands up to Lae'zel lol #BG3 #bg3fanart

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10 months

Bonus because where else is it gonna go next for an adventurer who just had an inspiring experience with the priest of Loviatar ??

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2 months

Don't leave Astarion alone when looting bodies #BG3 #bg3art

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23 days

Def my fav lae’zel panel to date

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Aldiirn showing up to all those middle of the night long rest events like

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9 months

I just wanted to draw more bedhead + blanket cocoon. Astarion may relish basking in the sun as soon as it rises but Aldiirn, as an Underdark resident, would rather Not.

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Guy raised painfully aware that he was unwelcome in his house for circumstances of his birth relates to egg people want to crush. 🥲 #bg3 #bg3art

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Oh look an easy excuse for Aldiirn to go to the place to get the thing he needs, if only he had told someone else about this so they could back him up against the Very Scary Space Lady #bg3 #BG3fanart

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28 days

Whenever I'm faced with a steep drop, I never think to use Feather Fall, or Fly, or any means of teleporting -- no, I always default to "Astarion is resistant to fall damage" and let him suffer. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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5 months

When your career is built on fetch quests and 5-star reviews and you meet your new favourite customer #BG3 #BG3fanart Bonus panel in reply! ⬇️

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2 years

No matter timefall, BT, or MULE, pizza delivered before it's cool! Some #DeathStranding fanart inspired by the backpack patches and everyone's favourite pizza mission.

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2 months

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2 months

the only screencap where in-game Aldiirn matches the scale I draw him at

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7 months

Part 3 of ??? Aldiirn having a little freakout over Astarion's idea of fun and possible side effects of tadpoles. The woes of being ace among Faerun's horniest adventurers. #BG3 #BG3fanart

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2 years

It's a quick ref Liliwyn!!! The centaur gal with a heart as big as her muscles 💪💪💪 She's as likely to break your bones in a fight as she is with a hug

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Aldiirn is doing totally fine after that confrontation with Lae'zel. Totally fine! Is that the smile of a man hanging on by a thread? #BG3 #BG3fanart

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2 months

Gale pls... it was a silly joke... my ace ass had no idea I'd been flirting until after the party #bg3 #BG3fanart Gale's lines taken right from the game because there is no way to improve on the way he goes right into talking about having his tummy tickled 😂

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10 months

Karlach Hugs is sold out and I have 1 large Astarion print left! #halcon2023

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6 months

Coop shenanigans - Keeping Astarion happy as an origin is less convenient than as a companion, but I figured out a routine hohoho #BG3 #BG3fanart

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6 months

They’re just musty old books, can’t possibly be relevant to any of the new companions we just picked up on the road… #BG3 #BG3fanart It took me 4 playthroughs to realise I only needed to disarm the trigger and not every trap in that one room in the crypt, sorry Astarion 😂

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2 months

Don't leave Astarion alone when looting bodies: cat behaviour edition #bg3 #BG3fanart

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9 months

When your vampire boyfriend catches you trying on new battle robes

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6 months

⚠️ BG3 Act 2 Spoilers ⚠️ Aldiirn and Astarion’s romance through act 1 distilled to the most succinct summary. It gets better they’re both just idiots who have a hard time saying “no.” #BG3 #BG3fanart

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8 months

Ponystarion as subtle as ever about the vampirism

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2 months

There is no privacy at camp, no matter how much Aldiirn wishes otherwise haha. Everyone knew about him and Astarion except poor oblivious & horny Gale. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

Page 1/4 done 😤 I really struggled with getting blue nighttime colours for a couple hours before realising.... my ipad had gone into orange mode... i am a fool...

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8 months

Reverse pickpocketing a little treat to keep that ass fat, true love

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2 months

Maybe it’s for the best that Gale doesn’t have bard-specific dialogue. But c’moooon you can’t describe magic as music and not acknowledge the guy who is all toot toot magic flute!!! #bg3 #BG3fanart

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Astarion's food pickup lines work for Aldiirn, but maaaaybe he wants to make the guy who hasn't tasted mortal food for 200 years struggle a bit lol. #bg3 #BG3fanart

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Wyll doesn't like Aldiirn's diplomacy style, Aldiirn doesn't like Wyll's hero adventurer schtick... but they can still respect that the other is doing the good thing. Wyll deserves to feel proud of his actions. #bg3 #BG3fanart Bonus panel below ⬇️

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Every time you automatically sort inventory, that’s Aldiirn, doing his best to make everything easy to find and available to all - even if others are gonna be stingy about it. #BG3 #BG3fanart

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5 months

Aldiirn, the Musical Merchant! I somehow became possessed to render my tav to the level of the companions' cover art and found out just how potent the embroidery on the Potent Robes is. #BG3 #BG3fanart

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8 months

Friendship is magic!

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4 months

Don’t try to blackmail the high CHA guy when CHA is your dump stat. A lot of Vhaeraunites converted to Shar and back so Aldiirn and Shadowheart figured each other out p quick. They became good friends of it so it worked out! #BG3 #bg3art Bonus panel below! ⬇️

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7 months

Thinking about a certain someone with pointy teeth

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6 months

Part 4! It’s KARLACH! You can imagine my surprise when, in-game, Astarion proposed a night of fun and Karlach showed up instead on long rest haha. Aldiirn is fighting for his life yalls #BG3 #BG3fanart

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Feeling cute, might sneak down to the Emperor’s old hideout to commit acts against Lolth #bg3 #BG3fanart

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2 months

One more camp inventory comic ‘cause i couldn’t leave out Karlach forever. She’s got the spirit at least 😂 #bg3 #BG3fanart

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5 months

...except for one who already make a living off sidequests lmao check out more of my BG3 comics! ✨ ✨

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2 months

Aldiirn and Wyll I feel are similar in being community-minded and self-sacrificing, but due to different backgrounds and methods Aldiirn can't do shit without Wyll judging him. I keep getting so much disapproval it makes me question Aldiirn's alignment. 😂 #bg3 #BG3fanart

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9 months

Grabbing everything that isn’t nailed down

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2 months

Shadowheart, baby, we've known each other three days, are you okay? #bg3 #BG3fanart

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10 months

Doodle got out of hand because I wish we could get glowing eyes but also Astarion is really MVP boyfriend. #BG3 #BG3fanart

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6 years

Miniprint / maybe sticker for conventions! #DungeonsAndDragons #dnd5e Vicious Mockery is forever my favourite cantrip

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Someone save these tadfools #bg3 #BG3fanart

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3 years

I’m just a poor aro ace in over their head playing a horny bard

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Aaaaaaa our BG3 coop game is over. im sad but also goddamn i love these two bringing out the most murdery side in each other. this ship started silly but has grown on me SO much. they're perfect for each other and terrible for anyone that opposes them

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2 years

@arvalis Paintpig sounds like an adorable little mascot that rolls around in paint

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4 months

Think this is my fav Gale I’ve drawn so far, feat bonus background Shadowheart 3/5 pages of the set done, over halfway now 😤

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19 days

Aldiirn heatstroke bandwagon b/c "what does sunburn even look like on teal skin" has been nagging at me and also i wanted to draw tummy

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1 month

Is it really stealing if they were going to give you the loot later on anywho… #bg3 #BG3fanart

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Another gameplay based moment… I swore Wyll was safe but when the d20 roll screen went away, he was just… gone 😭 Maybe Astarion just didn’t take to well to the “spawn always land on all fours” comment #bg3 #bg3art

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5 months

Step 1: Repair coffee maker Step 2: ???? Step 3: Drink a delicious coffee.

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10 months

Hastily assembling a zine with all my silly comics to date for Hal-con this weekend aaaa

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2 months

Every time I go through the goblin camp it’s a game of “how much can Astarion do solo” Which I’m sure he LOVES doing all the hard work, not that he cares about the prep done before initiative is rolled :P #bg3 #BG3fanart

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3 years

Finished #DeathStranding collector's edition repaints! BB's pod has faced some timefall, the order for Sam cargo is pretty fresh, and a piece of lost cargo picked up on the way.

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2 months

Aldiirn’s tent!

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3 months

(Part 2/2) Literally every interaction with Lae’zel, Aldiirn considers a matter of life and death ahfjdksd this got very out of hand but was fun I have feels over Astarion’s blankie… it’s such a ratty looking thing but he must be keeping it for a reason.

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Cooking With Gale page 1/5 Gale wants to make himself useful and bring the camp together with his love of cooking, but one evasive half-drow just isn’t biting. How’s a wizard going to solve this? 🤔 #bg3 #bg3art Continues in replies! ⬇️

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Part 5 of a series - Astarion overhears Aldiirn's performance and has a very different reaction that leaves Aldiirn confused, concerned, and a little relieved that he's off the hook for fun tonight. #BG3 #BG3fanart Other parts in reply!

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I have three AUs for Aldiirn! Guardian - stuck in time loop hell to save those he once adventured beside Ascended - Astarion ascended, Aldiirn built his empire then took it all Modern - union courier committing insurance fraud to help Astarion, gotta fake date to keep the ruse

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#TavQOTD Do you have any AUs for them?

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10 months

holy shmoley thank you for 14k+ likes!!! I also did an alternate version for myself with my tav included

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2 months

What if Aldiirn was fully human or fully drow? He’d always be a soft-hearted guy but the unique circumstances to being half-drow had a big part of shaping who he is.

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