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I write stories. I also tell a lot of puns so be prepared. 23. Commissions TENTATIVE. NSFW 18+ My Throne page

Ballinger, TX
Joined August 2017
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@MistahSongBird
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4 years
@damdazzcrazy @BBCNewsbeat Kid kills friend and then calls the police. When being questioned he accuses the officers of being, “sus”
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1 year
Raven: What are you staring at? You want a hug or something?
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1 year
Glynda is less than pleased
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1 year
It’s national ice cream day Giver her your wallet or else
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3 years
@InsideEdition Ok so on one hand I can start eating hotdogs and die, neat On the other hand I can just eat a banana every day and counter it On my third hand who cares? Enjoy your life, moderation is good, but who wants to turn EVERY meal into mortality math?
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1 year
Nora loved the feeling of the wind rushing past her butt. Being over 2,000 pounds made heat stack up, so the breeze was nice. It was needed as Nora had climbed all the way to the top of Beacon tower before she jumped. “Look you below!” She yelled with no regard for those below
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1 year
An older commission I got (from Itaohs) I like the angle of this. It came out quite well
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2 years
@drnmontemayor I think her biggest flaw is you don’t need her present to level up. The fire keeper and the doll from bloodborne were popular because you always saw them to level up
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5 years
@TheQuartering Get a fedora
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2 years
@FightHaven Only one thing is going to happen when someone picks you up in a fight They’re gonna put you down
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3 years
@nowthisnews Ok now the simulation is just screwing with us
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1 year
I think this is the best commission I’ve ever gotten. At least one of the best. Just everything is perfect
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4 years
@JonTronShow How else am I going to bake my pizza rolls at the perfect molecular level
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4 years
@ozm “Let’s get this bread for it is my body”
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3 years
Milf Monday, the beginning of a new weight gain drive!
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1 year
If this gets a somewhat decent amount of likes I’ll write about obese team RWBY squeezing into this
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1 year
Gun in one hand, a burger in the other, and jeanshorts that cover less than her panties Still bad ass enough to curb stomp you
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3 years
@DudespostingWs I’ll ask the question no one is asking Did he make a hole to start or did he straight up bite into the rind like an apple?
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4 years
@izukuuu_shonen Guts has suffered the most because he can’t even get a good adaptation
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1 year
@CottontailVA She is the best girl
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2 years
I got my Eldrich horror mom OC, MOA, drawn by piffledoodle
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1 year
This absolute wall (stack of sandbags) of a woman knocks you over What do you do?
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4 years
MANIC STATE IS BACK! We support fat Velvet now!
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3 years
Another Monday, another four milfs. Yet there's a twist, only one mom and their daughter will see part three. More details below.
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3 years
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1 year
@toonsgowild Alien Heart and Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart
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1 year
@SteelyD4C @ConquestOfEvo It took too long to see this comment
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5 years
@consequence I mean. I can’t really respond to this. I’m curious yet also not interested enough to ask why.
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1 year
@juliethardt @InternetH0F Sometime there’s a bit of ribbing which I’m not in the mood for. It’s all in good fun but most of the time I just want my food so I can skedaddle There’s also sometimes I can never get anything beside my “regular” because the guy sees me and makes my regular.
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8 months
Yoink
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1 year
Quite an old commission I got Kali offering a hug
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1 year
@ComicsMeta There are types of geckos that do that Maybe spider man is part gecko Gecko Spider-Man
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1 year
@ShitpostGate How do we know the air fryer isn’t also a cake?
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7 months
The Schnee Family and the inevitable draw of obesity Willow, who has been barely mobile for years now Winter, who’s metabolism crashed a year or so prior and she’s nearly caught up with her mother And Weiss, who has just reached the change and has to watch her body swell
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5 years
@MassAGO You’re telling me that one chipotle restaurant has a possible 265 16-17 year olds working there? First of 16-17 doesn’t seem that bad. I thought it was 13 year olds or something like that I remember when I was 15. I polished and wrapped silverware for 5 hours straight.
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Pt 2 because it was a body pillow based idea
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2 years
@krembeni I mean it’s kind of like casually being around Jesus after the second coming But I get what you mean
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4 years
Got a picture of Musubi from Sekirei courtesy of @HappyPalHappy Watch or read Sekirei, this is a threat
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3 years
Some self-insert art done by @HappyPalHappy Looking forward to this game
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2 years
Now I’m in the mood for instant weight gain One second a character is thin then BAM Sidewalk blocking blob Unexplained, unexpected, just sudden immobility
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4 years
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1 year
Team RWBY dorm in silence Blake: Ruby Rolls Ruby: Heh Yang: Ruby, can’t see her toes Ruby: Alright that’s enough Weiss: Hmm… Rubenesque Rose Ruby: STOP IT! I don’t even know what that one means!
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8 months
“What do you mean flabby Latina? I am not a flabby Latina! Just because I put on a little weight doesn’t mean I can’t get out of this chair and kick your ass…cap? That’s it I’ll UURG come on! Fine, I’ll just roll to you in my chair…no I’m not too fat to get through my door!”
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@MistahSongBird If you are open to v-tubers maybe Ironmouse or Monarch?
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5 years
@horikoshiko @Danytheantto This was funnier before I realized three people beat me to it. Still like it though.
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1 year
Weiss: Yang Xiao Long, you cannot drink ten gallons of heavy cream in one go! Yang: ha, watch me —— Weiss: I warned you Yang: (groans of regret and very loud bloated tummy noises)
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1 year
Me when I forget to turn off the feeding tube for the fatty in the spare bedroom and now the door is comically shaking and bulging outward
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1 year
If it’s gets to 300 then I’ll write a second one with the moms stuck in a shower
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1 year
If this gets a somewhat decent amount of likes I’ll write about obese team RWBY squeezing into this
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3 years
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@DoobusGoobus Wait…ten years? There’s no way I just can’t believe that
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The slime sneaking up behind the rookie female adventurer
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@iFrealfeeling My favorite is the “you look at it” after saying he’s tired of being kept up
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7 months
@Sinestros_Myte Just the silent, peaks into frame kills me
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5 years
@JGWLMC @thegreatcem @Hasbro From what I’ve heard women get more money? I think they start with more and when they pass go they get $240 while men get $200
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1 year
This is bad…oh I knew things would get back when that bakery opened on campus. I could just feel that this would happen… *sigh* Combat training, exams, and missions make me stressed, and there’s always carrot cake a short walk away. At least they don’t deliver…I’d be stuck in-
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*team RWBY visits kali* Ruby: I’m stuffed…can’t eat anymore Yang: same…here… Kali: who wants another plate? Ruby: yo Yang: right here *weiss is currently unconscious near a bowl of mashed potatoes*
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1 year
Seven out of eight of these couches are booby traps Pyrrha just select one to sit in The worse one makes her so fat she destroys the couch, the medium makes her fill it, the best only makes her an ssbbw The unrigged one lets her leave I suppose Let the game begin Pick 1-8
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1 year
Hmmmm… Hmmmmmmm…
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2 years
Me having great ideas and then realizing I have to write them
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4 years
A concept I enjoy The antagonist fattens up a protagonist/other character with the intent of making them explode But it just never happens. They just keep getting fatter.
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1 year
Big fat ladies in pretty royal dresses that show off how ludicrously fat their asses are Goodnight
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3 years
I have a problem
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4 years
@tanisthelesbiab @undeadscribe I saw a lot of kids walking around when I first started playing and I just thought night city had a great number of short people
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8 months
Thinking about majorly obese girls I’m talking seriously ginormagargantuous Stupendously large Incomprehensibly overweight
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11 months
Hey everyone If you’re associated with this shit fuck, then you’re not associated with me Get out
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2 months
Oh you know. You all know what I’d do.
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you’re a Vault-Tec employee tasked with designing an experimental vault. who/what you putting in there? we’ll go first: 1000 Codsworths simultaneously telling dad jokes
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2 years
“hffff…wheeze…I can’t keep this up…class is so far away but huff I’m so gasp late…” “WOW PYRRHA! You look crazy sweaty! Oh and there’s a new chin, ooh and an extra roll, and a-“ “Nora, please I huff could use a…oh gods…a hand!” “Ooooh!” WHAM!
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Retired champion Pyrrha Ass glued to the couch, sweat pants and an ill fitting tank top Just a *little* sweaty and eats at least 25% of her body weight every day
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@I_Shirushiko @EegleMetroz @TheQuee20012419 @4chantexts Nutty Putty cave The man was stuck upside down and any attempt to remove him would have broken his legs which would have then likely caused cardiac arrest. In the end, after 27 hours, he did succumb to cardiac arrest.
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@lorcex @JustAnAnimePage Yes. First it was MHA but when Demon Slayer started winning awards people shifted their hate to it
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