soup or star… @MistaYomi Twitter profile

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@MistaYomi

4 years

All them yeye frat boys in lagos and the southwest generally, shey you people can see how Ph boys stood their ground and not one shot was fired despite their large number? Una own cultism na for shayo and to de harass smallies for adugbo. Aye gbogbo yin ma baje ni

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@MistaYomi

8 months

I voted for Tinubu because I was convinced he’s the best out of all three major contestants Yes, I know elections have consequences, and the present situation of the country is one of them And yes, I also strongly believe none of the other guys can do better. Fvck all of you.

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2 years

But, make we no lie and make we no steal, Burna sabi sing.

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@MistaYomi

7 years

Ciara found happiness in her marriage and is telling ladies to “act like a wife” and yall getting outraged. But when Oloni asks you to be a ho, yall are so quick to scream “yassssss” and post a nude on request... ani weyrey ni yin seh

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3 years

@__Ullah @jadeosiberu Abuja? The same Abuja that every rich neighbourhood has a village/ghetto attached to it?

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1 year

@EuginhoCortez Na to make the sauce make e plenty. Use some for the beans and some for rice. Win win.

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@MistaYomi

1 year

Just one guy against 3 pits. Disabled them one after the other in less than 15 seconds. Dey play.

Charles Anazodo

@chaplinez70

1 year

If this was a bulldog or a dobberman, dem no born dem well to try this.

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6 years

@JajaPhD @_Mhithi Growth kee you dia

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@MistaYomi

3 years

@isynene If you deep well sef, they also have same “sponsor”

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2 years

@YomY0m_ @Wizarab10 E don de happen already. Someone posted that he just got to London last night on my WhatsApp and went ahead to shade his friends in Ireland. As if the Ireland na Iyana ipaja.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

You no get sure story? Steal am!

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@MistaYomi

6 years

@mohammus @Twalkusam_01 @dawisu Lol are you Dawisu’s spokesperson? Did he ask you to reply on his behalf? Well, that’s your decision although you replied to get cheap recognition from Dawisu, your class captain. Anyways, go See a doctor...

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@MistaYomi

4 years

Since you people know how to innovate with drones this much? why are you now looking for contract staff to be paying 40k per month?

Keystone Bank

@keystonebankng

4 years

Junior is all of us. We know life shouldn't be this hard, so we look for simpler and better ways to make the best out of it. It's called innovation, and it is what we promise you at every step of the way with our financial solutions. #MakeItHappen #InnovateWithKeystone

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4 years

If one 17 year old boy wear black face cap and black t-shirt now, their preek go de charge. Awon weyrey

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5 years

@freshldrb Lol this level of woke is exhausting

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2 years

@YomY0m_ @UnclePamilerin Akoi bizabiza

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3 years

@xomtochukwu @Mr_Abam_ I never see tweet wey dense reach that one for my entire life. Is that even a real person? How???

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@MistaYomi

2 years

@thekharbouch @rashieeee__ What you mean 95%??? It’s a complete 100%! If trench hunger catch you and you de studio, walahi na rap you go begin rap

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6 years

“If e no de, e no de. Person wey naked no de shook hand for pocket.” Erigga Paperboi, 2018.

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2 years

Crazy but @BlaqBonez got the best rap album of 2022 in the whole country.

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8 months

@Chrisllionaire Awon to ni e ati awon to bi e ni osinwin

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2 years

Seyi Vibez’ Billion Dollar Baby is some very awesome album. A solid 9/10 project.

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8 months

@silverpenydr @Beesberry Deal with the disaster that’s dealing with you and your family first my man.

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4 years

@IAmTheLWord This tea sha. Is it a norm now? Cos I know three lesbians in real life and two out of them beat and abuse their partners steadily. And it’s the worse types of abuse.

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4 years

@YomYom_ @dammiedammie35 Or bobrisky deliberately talks and has perfected the looks of many Yoruba lagos ladies..

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5 years

@FeralJack_ This tweet reminds me of those epl matches wey big team go de press stoke, and stoke go mark you till ball go out of play, next thing, they don run do that signature long throw-in, that their stupid tall striker don jump head am. Goal.

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@MistaYomi

3 years

DJ Khaled will pack the whole rap & hip hop industry inside one album and will still be forming tears when the album hits number one on charts. Oniranu alaseju oshi

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@MistaYomi

2 years

Lol as crazy as this sounds, it’s 100% true. I grew up very close to ajidagan street. Everybody knew the landlady and the plenty things Charley boy used her eyes to see.

Son of David

@DrOlusesan

2 years

We were neighbours at #1 Ajidagan Street, 2nd Pedro Gbagada. Charly Boy pulled down our fence with his to put 20ft container in the rented property for a studio. Apart from destroying the house, her yoruba landlady died heartbroken, fighting to collect 7yrs rent Charly boy owed.

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3 years

@saintLumy @Postsubman They de do MUA and hair stylist

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2 years

Suddenly there’s a huge demand for naira. Folks don’t even care about forex right now. Everybody just wants some new naira notes. Wild times.

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@MistaYomi

9 months

Why they no de describe women with terms that has to do with money like generous or being a giver or being stingy? Why e be say na only men they de use those financial terms describe? Why?

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5 years

@Alcoholhero247 You came late to an event. You breached the contract. Every other thing Na okoto. Balance ko, balenciaga ni.

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2 years

Happy birthday MistaYomi!

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2 years

Person wey call him album “More love, Less Ego” de also call all of him colleagues “broke boys”. Ani seh, Alainironu ara Galatia ni boy yen seh.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

October 1st is almost here. Won’t be surprised if we start seeing posts like “happy Independence Day to my mum cos she’s the one that’s like a country to me when my Fatherland failed me.”

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@MistaYomi

3 months

lol it’s not about your voice and accent. A lot of people with terrible voices and wack accents manage to still talk properly. You talk like you have Down’s syndrome. You have no business being in front of a camera. Stick to just tweeting your shit brother. ✌🏾

D A N N Y 🪂

@AjeboDanny

3 months

Subscribe to my Youtube channel so you can drag my voice and accent properly IN THE NAME OF DANNY

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7 years

@OsaGz The waist purse thing is a trend. I can show u at least 10 American artistes that rocked it in the past months. + Wiz rocked it before Ola.

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4 years

@BynoTheGreat @Kemaaayyyy Lmaooo Lol America is just Nigeria that has snow and cheap food instead of heat and 25k bag of rice.

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2 months

Dbanj and DonJazzy that are mere friends are realising life is not that hard and getting back together to make good music and money together while actual Twin / blood brothers keep fighting dirty every other day. Very shameful lot. Tueh

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4 years

So going to Shiloh is allowed but we can’t go to musical concerts? Na why FG de sell dollar to people going to Mecca for 320 naira but 480 to people doing business. Make religion and hypocrisy no kill us.

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8 months

It’s safe to say naija old school music is better than the current music?

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4 years

@YomYom_ “Make we go dm” as if she wan go show am one new discovery there. Ashinu

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3 years

@TheBriDen Like, there’s nothing better to do in such situation. Na why e de always good to get nearby police as paddy. As she wan start to do Weyrey, call sergeant Adamu one time.

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5 years

Masta Phyno and Burna’s Link Up and that kid said which song is that??????? Same damn thing he said when Alaye jor jor jor came in too. Faaaam

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@MistaYomi

1 year

lol everybody sha’n toro ni bayi “Ask for my aza if you really like me” “I don’t have to ask before you send me money as my man” Different different begging scopes update lojojumo

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7 years

@JajaPhD Sexual education from parents is very important and necessary. But don't try to pin incest as the result of the lack of sex ed. Nah!

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@MistaYomi

7 years

The only thing President Buhari can do that will make him win Nigerians hearts is jail Goodluck Jonathan. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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3 years

@YomYom_ @Gracie_umoh They don upgrade the “send tfare” to “send car, private jet and escort to pick up. Why you de dull?

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1 year

@lophytee So, you go comot house for morning, chop like twice that day, piss a couple times, mess like once or twice too, you fit even shit sef, work from morning till night, sweat, sleep, wake up, baff, brush, then wear the same boxers wey you wear the previous day for yansh again?

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5 years

@folastag Lol they first do mistake crossover to 2021 so they had to do throw back to 2020.

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1 year

The day you buy original jersey for £65 from UK is the day you will realise that you just paid times three for the same jersey of 20k for naija.

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@MistaYomi

3 months

That man can wear a black tee tomorrow and yall will say he’s sending a subliminal shot to all blacks all over the world

Tori Wan Kenobi

@MajestyRia

3 months

This is what Drake does. His fans dnt know he’s sending a subliminal shot & then they be confused when ppl don’t like him. Yayo did a Vlad interview saying rappers dnt wanna say much bc they wanna go to Canada & the blue shoes bc he stopped ScHoolboy from performing in Canada

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6 months

@francisguy444 @Fazzanelli Ofcourse…. lol 1 plus 1 equals onetyone.

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6 years

@I_pissVodka @Ozzyolamide AY? Bloody good Wetin? Lmaoo it’s obvious you don’t know anything about good acting sir.

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4 years

Once you see someone saying “Please read books” or “Read a book”, just know the person is ignorant as fuck.

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1 year

I have an unpopular opinion about religious people and some of y’all might hate me for it but I will still say it anyways 😁🚶🏾🚶🏾 “Anybody that prays openly every morning at work, before carrying out their duties is always a very toxic and useless person generally”

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2 years

Omo, town tough sha. E never get any excuse that guy never talk just because he no get 15k to pay. No lamba wey he never drop, so tay he call him self junkie, say he get private jet, say he go give her 1m, say he be invested sabinus abbl… Omo, ile le!

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8 months

@EmmanuelNatty3 Stupid hoe

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6 years

@oluwapower No. He should have caught it with his preek sef. Just whip out ponron and swing it at the ball.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

There’s NO problem that prayers alone can solve.

Kelvin Odanz

@MrOdanz

4 years

There are lots of problems that prayer can't solve. It's been proven over and over again. But Nigerians refuse to learn

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8 months

@ThaBoyYom

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6 years

@EzraelAni Who de? Who de who de who de! Lmaooo

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@MistaYomi

2 years

@starboi_topsy @iamfearlessking @_kayode__ 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know you o but I swear, you de craze

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8 months

@peaktomiwa Weyrey akidanidani ni awon to ni e

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7 years

@Orgasamic @MsNemah Lmaooo at least it was not her own wedding

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@MistaYomi

4 years

Until I see watermarked pictures & videos of dead bodies and families of the dead come out crying and hugging the bodies of their loved ones, nobody died Borno state yesterday.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

Any body that says one should read a book during the course of an argument is always the one that is less read.

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

4 years

Twitter in a Nutshell.

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1 year

Weyrey Pep comot two midfielders and bring in two wingers. His plan is to teach Carlo football tonight. Bastard useless genius 🤣

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@MistaYomi

2 years

Meet me outside for Rumours for ikeja if e sure for your papa. My guys na ballers. We de enter with PRIVATE Jet.

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@MistaYomi

3 months

Except no be the same @ThaBoyYom wey I know o, e no go happen. No be something like woman he go use cast. No waste your schnapps. Bring am make I drink am for you.

y4yi

@yayikanbai

3 months

wizrab don chop him own Agbafian don chop him own kelvin odaran dey chop him own eyin irumole, abeg make yomyom own no far again 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@MistaYomi

2 months

You’re clearly not having enough fun if you always remember to whip out your phone to record every other fun moment.

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@MistaYomi

1 year

I don’t get the outrage. I thought we all agreed virtue signalling is shit? What changed? Why is any “good person” going on about trying to please everybody he or she meets? Shey weyrey ni gbogbo yin ni?

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom

1 year

I know this would sound off, but hear me… They feel the urge to always tip strangers everywhere they go People are battling their demons in different ways and trust me that’s one of’em subtle signs.

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5 years

@MisBunmBastic @JajaPhD Ghanaians eat boiled eggs and pepper as a whole meal. Cut up 4 to 5 boiled eggs, stuff red pepper and oil in it and start chumping on it like it’s supposed to be yam or something

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@MistaYomi

3 years

On a more lighter note, why e be say na yahoo boys de sabi compose those very long epistles for birthday wishes pass? Your ex gf of 7 years ago de do bday and you’re posting a 3 page paragraph? Hammed kilode? Shey Weyrey ni e ni?

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@MistaYomi

3 years

As one gets older you start to realise that decent people are actually getting scarce. Like, people be fun, smart as rocks, very intelligent, funny af, but they still not good people. Sad stuff.

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@MistaYomi

7 days

Someone need to tell Odunlade to stop acting lead roles in his films… most especially if it’s not an epic film. The way he overacts has morphed in to unseriousness.

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@MistaYomi

1 year

This glamorisation of hard drugs you people are doing. You’re telling me not smoking on your wedding day is too much? Just one day? Or even a few hours? They can’t wait till they get to the hotel or something? 🤦🏾‍♂️

Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁

@KryssyLaReina

1 year

Yep! Count me in! Love everything about this 🫶🏽

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@MistaYomi

5 years

I doubt if any body sabi find and select games pass this guy @FeralJack_ for Twitter. Even for days wey football matches no pass 100 all over the world, baba go still hustle out 5 sure odds for men dem. More wins bro! OG Jack! Gbayi danu!

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7 months

@EuginhoCortez lol I de feel for the guy and I don’t even know him.

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3 years

@jmikhe I mean. She suppose don rebrand or package her self join mama mi l’eko twitter by now.

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@MistaYomi

11 days

It’s very simple actually, but clearly you guys know what you’re doing. It’s ok to take a swipe at APC and their supporters and party members and all that. What is not ok is to lump the whole Yoruba tribe in your gaslighting. No.

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@MistaYomi

3 years

Inexperience solely made Arsenal lose that match cos What was that rubbish Gabriel was doing? But the lads were a joy to watch. One or Two more years, with three to four more proper signings and they will do great things.

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@MistaYomi

5 years

Welcome to Twitter. An asshole (that’s waiting for January pocket money from his mum) with 12k followers will attempt to insult you now.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

@M_Rabiuumar @cyruswachukwu @gimbakakanda @MubarakBala You drop that type of tweet and people are engaging you, and you been typing ok since like you forgot how to type. Are you ok?

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@MistaYomi

4 years

Ati iwo, ati daddy e, aye eyin mejeji ma baje ni.

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@MistaYomi

4 months

As we de pray not to born useless pikin, make we also de pray not to be useless parent cos how do you explain this Korra Obidi and her video vixen papa case?

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1 month

You guys that recognize porn stars and know them by their names are a whole different level of useless sha

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@MistaYomi

4 years

Good morning guys! Don’t forget to apply pressure! They must succumb! #EndSARS

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@MistaYomi

1 year

🤣 so fvcking real! Once you don reach late twenties and no still get game, just consider yourself agba bingo for life!

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom

1 year

Dear Young Boys, Don’t let any masculinist account deceive you.. Just like steeze, you actually can’t learn game online You either obtain it(in your late teens - early 20’s) from your environment(OG’s in your hood/older siblings wey Ja), or just remain a bingo for life 🙏🏻

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1 year

@ThaBoyYom Scammer. Nobody that’s making so much money will be so willing to show strangers on the internet how he’s doing it.

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@MistaYomi

6 years

@EuginhoCortez Lmao I stand a better chance at someone recognising me at egbeda bustop than she does

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@MistaYomi

7 years

@IsimaOdeh Lol who the fuck is JHus? JHus should be glad he has Burna on his album. JHus should bow to th greatness that Burna is. JHus is mad privileged to have Burna spit a verse on his album!

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@MistaYomi

9 months

Lmaoooo I like his level of self awareness. Himself know say na cruise he de sing. Correct guy.

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom

9 months

Lmao this got me laughing so hard.. Baba say “Shey na BTC dey body save your life” ? 🤣🤣

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@MistaYomi

3 months

Nigerian Pastors have hacked the Nigerian mentality and extreme love for money. That’s why they always preach tithing to God / pastors like it’s give and take. A typical Nigerian will give “God” 1m this Sunday and expect God to reward him with a contract of 1 billion next week.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

@prinzgbemi Why they divide her face like yansh?

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@MistaYomi

2 years

At least there’s consistency in the talks and opinions surrounding Beauty’s disqualification. From what I can see on the TL, No one is talking about how she was gaslighted and the need to check on her mental health. Slow progress, but progress still.

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@MistaYomi

9 months

Why e be say na ladies wey get the most naturally spotless face and skin generally de sell facial and skincare products? Why e be say na ladies wey get naturally banging bodies de sell body enhancement tea / creams? Why?

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@MistaYomi

5 months

Anytime I get mad at Ten Haag and his stupid strong head, I still thank God on the side cos some peoples main striker is Nicolas fucking Jackson. Ah omo, thank God o!

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@MistaYomi

1 year

If not for any thing at all, say we use 2k de collect 5k some months ago, CID, FBI, DSS, DEA, and every other military office should arrest Emefiele.

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@MistaYomi

4 years

@MrOdanz Why bariga? Why? 😏

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