ADEYEMI @MistaSam_ Twitter profile

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ADEYEMI

1 year

People on social media won't tell you their parents assist them with rent. They won't tell you they have an old man who sends them money monthly in exchange for sex. They won't tell you they started business with inherited money. They won't tell you they have relatives in

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Best Backsh0t thread anyone? Let’s go🍑

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@MistaSam_

11 months

@IDF I confused cos I still can’t understand why some people are supporting Hamas.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Apart from condom what can we use for protection during sex?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Sarkodie didn't just diss Shatta Wale, he actually took his time to advise, encourage & enlighten Shatta Wale in one freestyle. That is class!

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@MistaSam_

11 months

@ayeejuju

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@MistaSam_

6 years

She gave you a condition... I will date you but no SEX. What condition will you give her? Drop comments and let's have fun 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What's more important than love and money?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Anybody that deletes you, delete them Anybody that calls you, call them Anybody that helped you, help them Anybody that needs you, need them Anybody that appreciates you, appreciate them Anybody that block you, block them Life is simple, don't force them to be with you.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How much do you want for xmas and new year celebration? God his about to use someone to bless you.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Is it normal for a lady to propose to a guy? Your comments 🙏

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Four robbers came to my house last and collected my phone and the 3k left with me, as they are about leaving, an envelope fell from one's pocket. After about 2min I open the envelope and saw 10,000 dollars inside. Should I still scream thief thief or keep quiet?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

She was a black girl last year and this year she is fair, what will she be next year?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

She is not working. she is not schooling She is not into any business She came from a poor home She stays alone in a 2 bedroom apartment in the heart of Abuja. She use iPhone max She drives a 2014 Benz She got out at night What's her job? Some said she is an Entrepreneur

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

Smoking weed and reading is called... High education

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@MistaSam_

1 year

First time in my life hearing a crusade/revival was held without taking offerings from attendees. Apostle Joshua Selman host crusade in a 21,000 Capacity Auditorium, in the United Kingdom. NO OFFERING WAS COLLECTED!!

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@MistaSam_

11 months

@1000waystod1e

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Can you marry a lady who is 10years older than you for 10m dollars? Can you marry a guy who is 10years younger than you for 10m dollars?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

HIV aids is real guys.. play safe You have been dating him/her for months doesn't mean he or she is safe.. Please keep using condoms until you guys get tested..🙏🙏🙏 You all are of great importance to me. Retweet 🙏🙏

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Which will you love to marry? Virgin or Not a virgin?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Ex: hey baby i miss you Me: sorry 😥 I can't talk I'm at a funeral. Ex: OMG 😱 who died? Me: my feelings for you.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Depression occurs when external pressures invade our hearts and weigh it down with hopelessness. It can affect our relationships with people. When we experience depression, we tend to focus more attention on our circumstances or what tomorrow holds. Your wish will come true

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@MistaSam_

6 years

When God is showing you that somebody is not for you and you continue to pursue them anyways, He will make them hurt you until you have no choice but to let go.

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

Living a fake life can only earn you a bad reputation and shame.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

After sleeping with married men you want your spouse to be faithful to you.. The rematch is your case.. Champion league has 1st and 2nd legs

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

1 year

It's a beautiful day!!

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How long can you stay without money? Me 10sec

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@MistaSam_

6 years

you borrow money to celebrate your birthday so that everyone will think you are a big guy/big girl.. fake lifestyle.. Be yourself

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What's the best thing to do on a Friday night?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What will you do to her? A girl accused a guy of rape and the guy was sentenced to prison for 6yrs. The girl later came and confessed that the guy didn't rape her.

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

11 months

@DavidHundeyin Corporal Usman wey him slap dey sound like thunder. By the time he gives you one slap, you will see all the wrong decisions you made in front of you.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

My brother was a gay until last year August when he met Anita, who gave him the ___ of his life.. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Fill in the gap yourself

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@MistaSam_

6 years

I wish I never lost my virginity 😥😥😥😥. I remember years ago Someone told me I should take Caution when it comes to love, I did And you were strong and I was not My illusion, my mistake I was careless, I forgot, I did

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

10 months

@IDF Well done work IDF & ISA.

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@MistaSam_

1 year

Jada Pinkett Smith says her and Will Smith have been separated since 2016 👀😳. No wonder she was having an entanglement with August Alsina right under the same roof with Will. Fear women.

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

How long can you stay without sex? Me 5years..

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

10 months

@IDF Hit them back. Do not pity them this time.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

OMG... see your baby pant😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣

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@MistaSam_

6 years

You prepare food for yourself alone and all of a sudden some friends came in and lashed on the food. You know how it feels 😆😂😅🤣🙄 You can't cry, you can't laugh and you can't get angry 😋😊😊.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

OMG

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

11 months

@ayeejuju

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@MistaSam_

6 years

I've been thinking Did FG and ASUU really pass GST214 (Peace and Conflict Resolution) 😒 Is they do, ASUU strike should have ended since

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@MistaSam_

6 years

She was a lesbian until some Twitter guys gave her ___ 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️. She now loves ____ and cannot stay for a week without it. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Fill in the gaps

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@MistaSam_

6 years

SEX the only thing we didn't learn, but know how to do SEX the one thing our parents tell us to avoid, but we enjoy SEX the only thing we hide when doing. SEX the sweetest thing in the world SEX the only thing with different sounds SEX gave birth to you and me SEX is life

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

Don't stay too long in a relationship. If he didn't propose to you !! 😁😁 Propose to him.. Is a relationship

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Please what do you enjoy when you suck her breast, does anything comes out?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Odion Ighalo we saw at the World Cup VS Odion Ighalo at the ongoing #AFCON2019Q #LIBNGA #LYBNGA

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What will you do if you find out that your EX is sleeping or dating your friend 1 week after breakup?

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

Names that cannot be erase in Nigeria... Nepa, Ashewo, Agbero, olosho, Yahoo boy etc. Drop a name...

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How many times do you eat in a day?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

When your enemy and the enemy of your enemy are tackling each other 😁😁😁😁

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Awww. This is the cutest video I have seen in the internet.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Assuming you to be paid 5k for each sex you had, how much will you have now?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

When you know within you that you are a good person, you don't LOSE people they LOSE YOU

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@MistaSam_

6 years

You like big breast You like small breast You suck big breast You suck small breast My question is this.... what comes out of the breast when she haven't given birth or pregnant?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How old were you when you met your first love?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How do you tell a girl she has body odour?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Gosh did he die? Someone should please tell me what will happen to him😭😭😭

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@MistaSam_

1 year

The video of Mhiz gold sextap circulating on social media is fake and whoever tagged her to it is wicked. Frame A is GOLD and B is Choco Mhiz GOLD Melanie Choco

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Some people just go about looking for who's relationship to destroy.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Don't say what you cannot do. Don't do what your power didn't carry. Don't live a fake life. Don't lie. Don't hurt. Don't impress. Be honest. Be yourself. Make yourself happy. Be in love. Be a giver. Be serious and determine. Be kind to people. Stay bless😘😍😍

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Gosh... 😁😁😁😁😁.. what will you do?😁😁😁😄😄😄🙆‍♂️😄🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😄

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How many languages do you have in your country and how many do you speak?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Don't look down on yourself because you're still single. You're not inferior You're not handicapped Many married people envy you They wish they were still single Use this moments to respond to things you can change. Allow God to fix the things you can't change

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@MistaSam_

6 years

As a guy the first time you toast a lady, you did some rehearsals. Now you have dated over 10 ladies without doing any rehearsal, How did you do it?

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ADEYEMI

@MistaSam_

6 years

Wizkid and Tiwa Savage. Can i call it a sex tape?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

When was the last time you heard or use this.. Don't Come Inside Me. Me 5 years ago.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

If it's not tears of joy we ain't crying no MORE

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What will you call this? I call it codeine diet

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@MistaSam_

1 year

We shouldn't get bullied believing that people can be any sex they want to be. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. Its just common sense. Stop transgender. Tinubu, Atiku, onana, Reno, Newcastle, INEC, Mbappe

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@MistaSam_

6 years

She dump you for a rich guy.. Guy go for a rich girl in your next relationship. Change of Hustle

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@MistaSam_

6 years

I have a friend, his name is Miracle. His birthday was a miracle, his death was a miracle and his resurrection was a miracle.. my friend's name is Jesus the king of kings, the Lord of lords.. Happy birthday, my Jesus, my savior.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Anger is not good ooo! Because of anger, my uncle reported his girlfriend to his wife😁😁😁😁😁 He finished reporting before realizing 😁

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Will you tell your friend with you caught your dad sleeping with his/her mum?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

If she loves you, she will change for you, be faithful and to loyal. If he loves you he will care for you, respect you and adore you..

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Assuming for each sex you had, a year was deducted from your life how many years do you think you will live on earth? Will you still alive?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

My uncle said the only difference in ladies is their face, everything other thing about them is the same. What Mr A is facing in his house is the same as what Mr B is facing. Is he right or wrong? Your comments 🙏🙏

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@MistaSam_

6 years

😭😭😭😭 fun lead to sorrow 😭😭😭😭

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Every guy that smoke ain't a bad guy. Every girl you meet in a club ain't a club girl or a prostitute. Everyone that went to jail ain't a criminal. Every friend you roll with ain't your friend.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Retweet if you haven't had sex in 2019.. Let's know ourselves. God bless us all

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@MistaSam_

6 years

You put two meats on the plate, cover it with rice and then put one in on top the rice so that your siblings will not know you took extra meat.. Retweet Let's know ourselves🤣😁🤣🤣😂

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Retweet if you remember this moment

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Who ever consented to this union and the pastor that joined them is capable of murder. What?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Sex is a sin when you are not married.... Drinking is a sin.... Clubbing is a sin... Snatching people partners is a sin... Stealing is a sin.... What is not a sin?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Good man is not easy to find nowadays. You have to steal them from a careless woman who doesn't value what she has. Do you agree?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

*You bought her an expensive item last Valentine and all she could say was "oohhh I can't find words to thank you."* My brother, buy her a dictionary this Valentine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MistaSam_

6 years

What is your birthday? Comment and meet your match here. Mine is May 18th.

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Since i was born till now that am getting old no guy will agree that his dick is small....

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@MistaSam_

6 years

I was there when the results were Manchester United 6-1 Arsenal Tottenham 5-1 Arsenal Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal Bayern Munchen 5-1 Arsenal Bayern Munchen 5-1 Arsenal Manchester city 6-3 Arsenal Liverpool 5-1 Arsenal My children must hear this

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@MistaSam_

6 years

You're testing her to see if she's *materialistic*, she's also testing you to know if you're *stingy* and the devil is testing both of u to see who has *common Sense*...😂😂😂 #getsense

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@MistaSam_

6 years

A good woman should have all this qualities...... She cooks for you. She takes you out. Pay for the bills. Ask for your account number and transfer money to. Take you on holiday trip. She gives you a good sex. She should be loyal. Agree or disagree?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

You will never know the secret girls kept until they had issues among themselves. My babe had foursome. My ear is banging right now. I wish i didn't hear that part

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Retweet if you want this kind of love

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@MistaSam_

6 years

How is your relationship? I just hope the person you’re dating is dating you 😁

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@MistaSam_

6 years

If you have the power to switch Monday to another day of the week, which day of the week will it be?

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@MistaSam_

6 years

Which of this club stadiums is difficult for any away team to win? Enyimba Int Stamford Bridge Old Trafford Emirates Anfield Camp Nou San Siro Etihad Stadium Santiago Bernabéu Allianz Arena Vicente Calderón Le Parc des Princes Signal Iduna Park Şükrü Saracoğlu San Paolo

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