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@MissaSimith

7 years

Bruh I Am In Tears!!!!!!!!!! Man literally cry out for Help!!!!

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Look how Shelly turn Hansle inna Gretel … 😭😭😭 …

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@MissaSimith

5 years

Imagine living in a country where the pussy so bad you have to import some from Jamaica.

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5 years

Remember Bajans don’t argue with Jamaicans online. Call Immigration for the Jamaican whores lining Bay Street and collect your $75. Don’t fumble the bag

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Burna plan the tour just so him could spend Christmas in Jamaica 🤣 … and you want us to believe Jamaica isn’t The Caribbean.

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@MissaSimith

5 years

Isn’t this the girl from UTECH weh did a study business?

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5 years

That goat was over it 🐐

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@MissaSimith

5 years

The most caring, loyal, reliable, gorgeous, amazing, sexually attractive, trustworthy set of psychiatric patients in the world.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Me agree with every word.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Feel Safer Already.

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4 years

The Jamaican police force will in weeks roll out a crack motorcycle unit aimed at stemming the tide of blood that has stained Kingston’s streets amid an upsurge in gang violence. Read more here: #GLNRToday

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Have a friend who do her surgery a DR inna one “doctor” Kitchen, and mumma a go say she no think the vaccine safe because of how fast it was developed.

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@MissaSimith

3 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Give the jutc driver $200 and him give back $100 and ask if a first me a take bus?! 😩 $340 for Toll $100 for Jutc Honda For Sale. 🫣

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@MissaSimith

7 years

@RealTrouble_ Nah fam that's a realllll cry for help look at the man face!!! 😂

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@MissaSimith

8 years

Me fully give up on our people ... me need fi block Jamaicans from all internet access 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Tired!

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4 years

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Many of you have never been part of a team, yet alone understand the bonds that are created from suffering together in training to triumph and defeat. But continue feed the narrative for the likes and retweets.

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@MissaSimith

1 year

So now August have; AUG 1 Emancipation Day AUG 2 Reggae Girlz Day AUG 6 Independence Day Simple thing.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Me a cry real life tears...

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@MissaSimith

5 years

What a fantastic display of fast bowling. ESP from fren in the green. She looks very dangerous like she bowls a mean bouncer.

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@MissaSimith

5 years

Pepsi a lead wid this.

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4 years

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5 years

@cocoabutterbf @moesha_xcx This is just quality parenting Lololol

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@MissaSimith

5 years

To how Shawty wicked a goodly Lizard she cheat with And a them set up Kartel. 😔😔😔

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Can’t believe Unnuh a say the girl look like Shanzi. Unnuh wicked and honest sah.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

😭😭😭😭 no man squaddie wife did a block him blessing.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

I can’t stop laugh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

8 years

Who do this? 😐😐😐😐

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@MissaSimith

7 years

@TannHutch @dajoker36 That man had fear in his eyes and y'all laughing lol

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Welcome to OVO Popskull. Dem Dead, Drizzy.

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@MissaSimith

6 years

No weh she name man this?

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@MissaSimith

6 years

I saw this going very differently. *closes Hennessy bottle*

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@YasinMshana

6 years

FLOSSING is, and I cannot stress this enough, is a VERY important part of cleaning your teeth.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Head rubs is the male version of forehead kisses. 😫 why we nah no sense when that gwaan? Wuss if mumma have long nails? When that touch all your scalp you just start chant your bank details.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

A man deh yah a with tears inna him eye say him side girl breed. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Head Sheeran 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Selector: "Kick Out your Foot cause you no Man Mascoooooot!" Man Mascot: ...

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@MissaSimith

11 months

Reggae Boyz V Canada

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@MissaSimith

2 years

If the sports paper print already send it back and print it over! Sunshine Girls just beat Australia!!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

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@MissaSimith

5 years

When you invited her out and she arrives with her two friends so you have to send out a distress signal to your bros.

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@MissaSimith

5 years

PETA Made a tweet saying “Cows are Friends not Food” and a man reply say “Friends With Benefits” 😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

8 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Again a prime example why Jamaicans should have Internet revoked!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

1 year

No think unnuh understand Wah we just do! Group of Death that enuh fam! Brazil just won the Copa America enuh! So no bother feel like a easy task we just accomplish! Not to mention France! Two of the favorites in our group and we send home one! Jamaica?!

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Sigh Michael Sharpe a cry on TVJ News ... Jah Jah.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Nationwide ...

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@MissaSimith

7 years

For some strange reason, I found this funny.

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@MissaSimith

5 years

Cruise and Bruise...

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@MissaSimith

8 years

Just listen the reasoning and tell me if you agree or not. 🤔🤔🤔

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Silhouette challenge certainly confirms something I’ve always felt. I am a lesbian.

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@MissaSimith

5 years

This bring me so much joy to see, truly.

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Heart is Hers - Aidonia Position - Terror Fabulous Slow Motion - Vybz Kartel Freaky Gal 1-3 - Vybz Kartel Stab Up Di Meat - Lady Saw Do Di Ting - Konshens Really Like You - Laden Sweet To Di Belly - Vybz Kartel Every Other Dexta Daps Bawl Out - Dovey Magnum Etc.

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6 years

Dancehall Love Songs?? 🤔

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@MissaSimith

5 years

No man this a the final straw!!!! Dem gone too far now. 😭

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Had to hug my bredren when weh day yah. Man was distraught. 😔

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@MissaSimith

8 years

JAMAICANS ARE THE MOST SKILLFUL PEOPLE ON EARTH!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

5 years

If him never married the women wouldn’t love him much. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@MissaSimith

6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 TEARS!!!!! Real Life Tears!!!!

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@MissaSimith

5 years

Fast and Furious continues to blur the lines of fiction and reality and take me for an idiot. Me nah watch a next one! Watches Fast and The Furious 9 Trailer. Me...

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@MissaSimith

3 years

How could we afford to approve a whole $400 Million for marketing vaccines, while not having money to pay doctors?

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@MissaSimith

6 years

I can Miss You and leave you alone all at once. It’s my superpower.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Unnuh better hurry up and come gwaan a work cause 80% of all taxi man in Jamaica have a Argentine flag on them car. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 me know them nah carry unnuh this morning

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@MissaSimith

5 years

I fail to see how this is iconic or legendary. But I guess a this a the “goals” that many of you aspire to.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Nobody no send me no joke til 2021 all a me laugh them done!! 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

4 years

We need a social reform plan, or no crime plan will be successful.

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@MissaSimith

7 years

@Wiseguy_Wes Soon as she says “I have a quest...” Me;

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Summary: Clapbacks — 70% Shade — 25% Solutions — 5%

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Argentina 1st Half — Argentina 2nd Half

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@MissaSimith

6 years

The view of a Jamaican woman's vagina at a dance when the selector says "Pat Your Pussy And Call Your Man Nameeee!"

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@MissaSimith

5 years

@DIGICELJamaica @OtaheitiApple Claffy come in like a rapture .... 🤣😭

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Yo!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

8 years

All I can see is the Jamaican Flag 🙃

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Nobody no have no Horace Chang video?

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@MissaSimith

6 years

I love your accent! Len Me Touzin Dalla Til Nex Week.

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@MissaSimith

6 years

RT if that teacher could not teach you this lesson.

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@MissaSimith

6 years

People who think they find “success” at UWI often find it difficult to let go of the space. It’s hard to accept that you may go into the rest of the world and regress to an unknown after being “big man/woman” on campus.

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@MissaSimith

3 years

I pray the young man grows in wisdom with his age, (unlike you) and is guided on the increased responsibility he will shoulder as a talented athlete and possible future star. Too often as adults we do not guide nor mentor; we instead love to humiliate and vilify our youth.

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Bun a the least. See real authentic heartbreak yah.

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@MissaSimith

3 years

Little old lady just called me young man. So me smile and she say why you smile so and me say boy grandma the amount a years me gone you should leave off the young. She just smile back and say stop it, be grateful that whatever you gone through hasn’t broken your shine. Me…

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@MissaSimith

7 years

@JuJuBeanLove Check his face and eyes that's a real cry for help

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Me can’t Wait til Monday fi Mumma post her pic with Burna Boy and tell we why him never get fi burn it. 🤣😭 Big up Mecca any hotel she deh inna the world!

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Never know unnuh have lisp tongue?

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@MissaSimith

9 years

#1000JamaicanWaysToDie Say Yes when you mother ask if you think you and her a size.

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@MissaSimith

6 years

How Jamaican Women Ask if you have a woman: 1. They think you do. 2. “Me no want nobody fight/beat me.” 3. They ask other people. 4. They assume from your IG 5. “How come you not out with your girl instead of here talking to me?” 6. They “heard” 7. Every other way except ask you

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@MissaSimith

2 years

🤣😭

Sultry Boss 🫧

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2 years

Crime minister is also very mean. I would a shame if him cuss badword after me cause why him do Jimoy so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@MissaSimith

6 years

So a young woman named Winsome is trying to convince me she is actually 25. Me just say okay Auntie Winsome ...

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@MissaSimith

4 years

When you a dance and she wine gone down, but you have a bad knee.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

Whoever is going to be in charge of recruiting at CVM please I beg you do not go hire the same old dinosaurs. Please find new talent, faces, voices etc … it is here in abundance …

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Update: Police kills reputed gunmen in Western Jamaica. Resident of the community: "They are no gunmen them protect the place, they are Defenders of The Earth." As you may very well have guessed by now #JamaicaIsNotARealPlace

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@MissaSimith

6 years

“Two Party, but a the same sad song them a play.” - Vybz Kartel

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Somebody need to tell Dionne Jackson-Miller about the current weed emergency. It is a now a national crisis. Island-wide, Bills bags are now for $300 and the portions are reduced to the same quantity of a $50 Bag. This no right. All Angles need to take the case.

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@MissaSimith

2 years

The World: “This will be the worst World Cup!” Qatar: …

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@MissaSimith

3 years

If you’ve managed to stumble across this, then I pray for your protection today. Not just physically but also mentally, so that you can find a tranquil mind so that your heart can focus on the joy around you, however small. Selah. 💪🏾

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@MissaSimith

7 years

@DapaDon C R Y I N G when she was talking all Forest Whittakered 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@MissaSimith

1 year

Just a see the 4X4 from Carifta and why the girl them win like that? A that Bahamas fi go protest. Cause how jamaica win a relay by a bigger distance than the distance between the two country? Is a flight second place affi take fi ketch the Jamaican girl. Immigration & so…

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@MissaSimith

4 years

Where’s the lie? Monsters...

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@MissaSimith

6 years

Hold Dem Rygin Chanti

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Yooo Mobay nuh fair dem nuh day

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@MissaSimith

8 years

In a relationship and meet a nice a girl: "Tell her you have a girlfriend" Me to Me: Informer fi dead...

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@MissaSimith

1 year

Monday morning we cripple the system. No civil servant should go to work. And in solidarity with them, no private sector employee should go to work. By Tuesday they will know the people of Jamaica are serious. But do you have the guts? It’s as simple as a protest could be..

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