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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

2 years

Please check out my site for escape packages, date ideas, tour schedules, and more information about starting our adventure together! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

If you get stimulus $$$, go spend it on your favorite sex workers!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 years

Please check out my site for more information! #BDSM #GFE #Stripper #ChooseYourAdventure #YourPrivateLeisureHostess

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

2 years

I prefer my cocktails old fashioned. What’s your usual drink of choice?

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 years

Running into a SWer in public 101... Don't greet them by their full work/stage name from across the room or street. Don't pull up their website/social media in front of any whoever they are with, especially family or a supervisor at a straight job. Be discreet & keep cool.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Not some lady at the hotel lobby bar telling me my Twitter feed looks too risqué to scroll through in public. Please avert your eyes, perv. Let me enjoy my sexy bird app in peace.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

11 months

🍦🍦🍦🍦

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@sapiotextual

1 year

It’s an “eating ice cream out of the container” sort of night.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Haha, just remembered that time a friend was out of town and sent her reg to see me. I walked into the booking unsure how to satisfy his interests bc he told me he had a “Satan fetish.” Well, turns out it was a satin typo and I definitely was wearing a leather pentagram harness.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

17 days

Guy at the grocery store keeps toggling between onlyfans and cashapp while waiting in line. I’m not mad at his strategy for early morning sends. Carry on, sir!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Be mine?! 💘

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

A girl at the tip rail told me “You look like the girl my boyfriend jerks off to” and then invited me over to their table. The guy there instantly greeted me by name. Turns out I am that girl! Just some wholesome content for the timeline!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

My regular pays my rent and buys my pet food. You whine for a discount and flake on bookings. Y’all are not the same.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

1 month

A longtime client said he “forgot” about our appointment tonight and is currently ghosting all correspondence about cancellation fees and rescheduling. I get so sad when the good boys go bad!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 months

The problem you wish you had! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

11 months

Won’t you let me threaten you with a good time?! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

10 months

Who says you have to pick between pleasure & pain? I prefer to blend the experiences together. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

The only downside to Rapunzel-length hair is how unlikely you are to get it all in the frame!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 months

It’s been too long! I’m thinking of adding a special stop in Seattle this summer. Let’s plan our June escape together! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

Feed me. Fuck me. Take me shopping.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

I was made for summertime!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 months

Tell me, what do you crave?! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

7 years

I'm cute. I'm interesting. I'm shadowbanned. Please RT!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

2 years

Dreaming of warmth this winter. It’s getting cold out there. Bundle up, friends!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Save a horse. Ride a cowgirl! #GiddyUp

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

This snow ain’t the only thing getting plowed today! 😈☃️

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 months

Here’s some more Daffnie for your day! 💄👄

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Want to test your limits? Looking to explore new territory?! #DateChicago

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Just scrolling through my feed and admiring all these stunning providers! 🌸🌻🌺🏵🌹💮 “A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that’s like women too.” – Miranda Kerr

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 months

It finally happened! 34k feels wild! If you want to find out what all the hype is about, I’m catching up on emails all morning. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

Clients who want to gossip about other providers are extra cringe. Compliment my friends or don’t say anything at all!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 months

If I keep getting references from providers with higher rates than me, does that mean I should raise my rates? 🤔

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

2 years

@pradachurch Pleasers always get the spotlight when they are not on the feet of the people that make up their primary consumers. It never makes sense!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

11 months

🌵Ending the month with a little Arizona escape! Anyone want to try to persuade me to stay an extra night?! #DateTucson • 10/29 - 10/30 MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 months

Tender touch. Delicate desires! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 months

My plans for Monday 6/10 (tomorrow!) just fell apart and that means I’m available for a last minute escape. Please reach out if you’ve been wanting an indulgent experience with yours truly. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

2 years

I’m always jazzed to meet new friends who do sex work because our community is filled with such cool people. Now to find a safe and private place in Chicago so I can restart monthly brunch… 🤔

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

16 days

I love when good clients who disappear pop back up in my inbox. Can’t wait to pick up from where we left off!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

SWers! Show me a work-related purchase that has made your life way easier. 👀

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Trust me when I say it is to YOUR benefit when you read your provider’s full site. Clients with attention to detail are proven to have better bookings!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

Treat me like a slutty princess! 👸

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

8 months

A fmty cancellation this week has me weighing two options. 1. Keep my flight to Vegas in hopes someone wants to scoop me up for an unforgettable Wednesday night together. 2. Avoid Sin City entirely. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

If your provider politely declines an activity and you push it again to the point that they have to abruptly say no and/or stop the scene, don’t complain that they ruined the mood. You ruined the mood by pressuring them after they said no the first time.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

9 months

Unlock your fantasy! With me, fairytales can come true… MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

You’re arguing about screening. He’s sending his deposit for another travel arrangement together. Y’all are not the same.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

4 years

Many lovers are ‘off to the races:’ Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way. Alexandra Katehakis

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

2 years

He asked me how much I pay in rent at the incall. I answered. He pulled out a cash tip that covered the full amount. I think I might have a new favorite! 😍 Is this what love feels like?

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

1 year

Welcome to paradise! I’m now filling up my final availability for a July. Get in touch if you’d like to enjoy a summertime escape with yours truly. MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Please check out my site for more information about booking an escape! New rates, duo playmates, deposit policies, day trips, session packages, and destination desires coming soon. Changes available in January 2022! MissDaffnie @protonmail .com

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

When you and your duo partner are being super gay together and the client asks you to "kiss like you mean it." Ummm... Sir. Are you not paying attention to the pure sex magic that’s happening here?!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. C.J. Carlyon

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Just because! #FeralHogs

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 years

It's my birthday! 🎉

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

1 year

This is what it’s like when you contact me with your booking form complete and deposit ready!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

6 years

Chicago may be gloomy, but I'm playful like a burst of sunshine!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

9 months

I like clients who see my time in this industry as an investment in our shared pleasure. I like clients who value my gained expertise over the years. It’s okay to initially seek me out based on my age or beauty but my youthfulness will never be my most marketable asset.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 months

As the weather warms up, dinner dates are the best way to spend that golden hour!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Strippers multitask more in one minute than most CEOs do in an entire year. Facts.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

5 years

Bags are packed and I'm getting excited for my little tour this week. Catch me while you still can! #DateBaltimore #DateDC #DateAlexandria #FMTY #YourPrivateLeisureHostess

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

1 year

My screening form accepts jpeg images but it is exclusively for ID verification. Please do not upload casual pictures of you with your family. I can’t believe I need to say this but here we are.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Drunk strippers hyping one another up in the locker room should come in tablet form. I want to pop three of these daily.

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

8 months

Getting denied visa and entry after being heavily questioned by immigration officers was not on my vacation checklist but here we are. Time to pivot my plans!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

1 year

I'm ready for the weekend! Are you?

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

3 years

Talk about a breath of fresh air. A mini canyon date to Palo Duro before I’m at the Grand Canyon next week was a perfect start to the week!

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Daffnie Kline • Chicago

@MissDaffnie

26 days

I will be on solo holiday for most of this week but have rare Southern California availability for Sunday only. Let’s escape together! Extended booking inquiries will be prioritized. San Diego • 9/8 MissDaffnie @protonmail .com