#ghostsoap
#soady
Gaz: Soap truth or dare?
Soap: Dare! I’m no wimp!
Gaz: Kiss the most attractive person in the room right now
Soap: [turns to Ghost] I’m so sorry
Ghost: Wha-?
Soap: [kisses Rudy]
Soap, holding up Riley: Stinky
Ghost: No!! Don’t be mean!!!
Soap, swaying him back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard man
Ghost: No!!!!!!!!
Gaz, not looking up from chopping veggies: Naughty boy. Brat dog
Ghost, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!
If Etho has a million fans, then I am one of them
If Etho has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Etho has only one fan then I’m probably dead bc that’s Bdubs
Werewolf!Soap who has been passed down from handler to handler and seen as nothing but an attack dog, a weapon to be used and discarded
Ghost who becomes Soap’s handler and sees the toll dehumanization has taken on him, knowing what that feels like he treats Soap like a person
Doc and Scar’s dynamic is SO FUNNY. Like Doc is thinks Scar is some kind of scary mastermind meanwhile Scar is trying to figure out what an observer does. It’s such a Tom and Jerry dynamic and it’s so funny and I love it
Butterflies are attracted to corpses so headcanon that butterflies often land on Ghost and everyone thinks it’s cute, but local bug fan Roach knows why the butterflies like Ghost and is slightly sad and terrified for him
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#soapghost
Ghost: You…have a face.
Soap: Yes, I do.
Ghost: I mean, a nice face. You have a very nice face.
Soap: Thanks, I guess?
Ghost: Please, accept my attempts at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.
Price: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire
Ghost: So that means I’m good at mental health right?
Therapist, just waking in: Hello, I’m the crisis counselor
Ghost: Shit.
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Soap: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Farah: Tackle him.
Gaz: Dump him.
Roach: Kick him in the shin.
Ghost: Just ask me to lean down??
[Soap and Gaz are sitting sadly on a bench along with a very angry Ghost]
Price: Why do you guys look so sad?
Gaz: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Price: [Sits down]
Soap: The bench is freshly painted.
Any time someone gives Ghost heterochromia all I can think of is
Ghost: I have heterochromia
Soap: What? But I……. T-thats ok, Ghost! You love who you love. I just want yuou to be happy
Ghost: What are you talking about? Are you crying?
Trans werewolf Soap who became a werewolf after starting T and thought the werewolf side affects were testosterone side affects so he was very surprised on the full moon when he turned into a werewolf
Captain of the royal guard Ghost x court jester Soap
Ghost who’s a no nonsense guard who never laughs at any of Soap’s jokes no matter how hard Soap tries to get the masked knight to laugh. The closest he’s got to a reaction was a trade in jokes (half a dog)
Ghost: I’m the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
Soap: What does that mean?
Ghost: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
Soap: What was the first worst thing that happened to them?
Ghost: They weren’t always orphans Johnny
Laswell, to Soap: And if you see Price, give him this message.
Laswell: [makes a face]
Laswell: He’ll know what it means.
[later]
Soap: Oh, Laswell said to give you a message.
Soap: [makes the face]
Price: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Nobody:
Ghost, trying to fill the silence so his Bad Thoughts™ can go away: The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die
Idk what to call this but it’s SoapGhost, it’s got self deprecating Ghost and a loving and devoted Soap, so ye
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“Have dinner with me.”
Said like it’s a fact. A plan set into motion. Soap had the confidence to ask Ghost on a date like it was something they were already doing.
AU where Ghost is a shapeshifter with a crush on local dog groomer Soap, so Ghost has his roommate Roach bring him in as different dogs bc Ghost gets flustered any time he’s near Soap so dog grooming is the only time he can spend with Soap without making a fool of himself
Ghost who makes sure the kitchen accommodates for Soap’s diet, who gives Soap privacy when shifting and never makes him wear a muzzle or a leash
Soap who doesn’t know what to make of Ghost’s treatment, worried that the wool will be pulled over his eyes soon. But it never does
Werewolf!Soap who has been passed down from handler to handler and seen as nothing but an attack dog, a weapon to be used and discarded
Ghost who becomes Soap’s handler and sees the toll dehumanization has taken on him, knowing what that feels like he treats Soap like a person
// MCD
Thinking about those “time of death is written on your arm” type of AUs but with SoapGhost angst.
Ghost whose death date is well into old age, secure in knowing he won’t die for a long time… meets Soap, whose death date is in approximately 5 years
Gargoyle!Soap and gorgon!Ghost
Soap is immune to turning into stone by Ghost since Soap turns to stone when he sleeps so any time Ghost’s snakes turn him to stone he just falls asleep
Uninvited Love - A SoapGhost AU where Simon Riley is a noble born to a cruel father who, once he became of age, set to marry Simon to the highest bidder. Simon, ever the romantic thanks to his deceased mother, begs his father at a chance of finding love
Necromancer!Soap and thrall!Ghost
Ghost who was brought back to life by Soap, who lost him in a mission ages ago and had been on the hunt for a way to bring him back. But now he’s not just a zombie, he’s bound to Soap forever.
And he couldn’t be happier.
#soapghost
angst
Ghost who treats Soap like Roach not bc he’s not over Roach and is using Soap as a replacement, but because his frame of reference for loving someone romantically is built on what he did with Roach. He has no idea how to love Soap bc he has no idea how to love
SoapGhost headcanon that Ghost likes listening to Soap’s long winded ramblings bc he finds Soap’s voice soothing and he’s genuinely interested in what Soap is interested in. He’s like a personal podcast but boyfriend shaped
#soapghost
Vampire!Ghost with a human Soap that always draws Ghost so Ghost can know what he looks like. Soap describing every aspect of vampire!Ghost’s face so Ghost knows what he looks like. Vampire!Ghost who’s self image is based almost entirely around Soap’s loving perception of him
Soap: Why didn’t you tell me that you’re a werewolf!
Ghost: On our first date I said I was a dog person
Soap: …dang it, you’re right
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#GhostSoap
MW3 spoilers
GOD I JUST HAD THE SADDEST IDEA. So we always talk about Roach being dead and Ghost low key using Soap as a replacement, but what if it’s the opposite in the next game? What if we get Roach and Ghost sees so much of Soap in him that he never leaves his side
We talk a lot about SoapGhost confessing after almost dying, but what if the opposite happened?
What if Soap almost dies on a mission, and instead of Ghost confessing his love to him once he wakes up in medical, Ghost tells him that they can’t be together.
So there’s still some tension and a bit of animosity between them at first
Soap mistaking Ghost’s annoyance as a sign he’s just like his other handlers
Ghost mistaking Soap’s defiance for arrogance
But they make a good team. And Ghost never treats Soap as lesser than him
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Soap: [Throws his head on Ghost’s lap and looks up at him innocently] Ghost, tell me I’m pretty.
Ghost: [rests his hand on Soap’s cheek and smiles lovingly at him] You’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.
I need Ghoap as dads trying to deal with a kid who keeps giving them existential crises as the kid gains awareness.
Ghoap baby: Are shadows real?
Ghost: Yes honey, they are real
Ghoap baby: what are they made of?
Ghost:
Ghost, fearful: I don’t know…
I’m just really craving a display of Soap being so cold, so petty, so mean, that the people around him realize his friendliness and warmth toward them isn’t just his nature: it’s a privilege
Give me petty Soap. Give me Soap that doesn’t forgive easily. Give me Soap that once slighted makes life hell. Give me Soap that makes people work for his forgiveness
#soapghost
mermaid AU where Soap is a mermaid who falls in love with Ghost who is a cursed pirate ghost doomed to haunt the sea
Soap found Ghost walking on the sea floor and started chatting to him, wanting to know the lost soul’s story
Soap stations himself outside Ghost’s door when the gorgon is sleeping as a form of courting due to the nature of gargoyles to guard and protect what they hold dear
Gargoyle!Soap and gorgon!Ghost
Soap is immune to turning into stone by Ghost since Soap turns to stone when he sleeps so any time Ghost’s snakes turn him to stone he just falls asleep
SoapGhost Beauty and the Beast AU
Simon Riley was a prince born to a wicked king and when he was old enough to take the throne the king had one of his sorcerers place a curse on him that turned him into a hideous beast and his servants into furniture.
Instead of the SoapGhost dynamic being: Soap restores Ghost’s humanity. Ghost is the one being human to Soap
Soap who has tried to make friendly with his previous handlers, only to be met with cruelty and forced submission.
Learning that no matter what he’ll always be a mutt
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AU where Ghost is a werewolf and Soap is a dog groomer. Ghost asks Soap for tips on dealing with dog hair and thick coats and Soap thinks Ghost just has some big husky or wolf dog when in reality he is the dog
#soapghost
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Ghost: Fine!
Soap: Good!
Ghost: Great!
Soap:
Ghost:
Soap: So.... are you just gonna stand there or what?
Ghost: No, I was sticking my tongue at you! But... I-I guess I’m wearing a mask so...
Ghost: Shut up
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AU where Ghost is an incredibly powerful supervillain that falls in love with ordinary human Soap who has no idea Ghost is a supervillain
While I do think Ghost is the kind of autistic that struggles picking up social queues, I think he’s still very good at picking up emotions and reading people due to growing up in an abusive home and is always reading between the lines and never directly says what he means
Then he meets Ghost, who didn’t want to be a handler but Price insisted he be the one who takes care of Soap after hand picking the man for the 141.
Ghost doesn’t treat his new responsibility like he’s got some new weapon. But seeing it like he’s tasked with keeping an FNG alive
Give me petty Soap. Give me Soap that doesn’t forgive easily. Give me Soap that once slighted makes life hell. Give me Soap that makes people work for his forgiveness
God of love and beauty Ghost who changes form based on the preferences of whoever is speaking to him, when Soap speaks to him Ghost doesn’t know what form to take, as Soap doesn’t really *have* preferences (bi demiromantic Soap ftw) too interested in war
God of war Soap being one of many who falls for god of love and beauty Ghost, but being chosen back by Ghost because Ghost is interested in war and Soap treats him like a capable soldier instead of a helpless beauty
Wanted to redraw some frames from the Hades game trailer with Joel to show off my headcanon :p here’s an extra lil doodle to explain the lack of beard (2/2)
#smallishbeansfanart
#EmpiresSMPfanart
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selkie AU
Thinkin about the idea of selkie!Soap meeting a lonely lighthouse keeper named Simon, who earned the nickname Ghost by the small seaside town nearby
Ghost is the kind of guy to own an orange cat that is just so,,,, dumb. And Ghost tells his orange cat that he’s dumb every chance he gets and Soap always intervienes and is like “that’s not nice!” but Ghost continues to call the cat an idiot 💖
Been seeing a lot of role swap SoapGhost and I wanna put my own spin on it
I think it would be really interesting if Soap and Ghost’s backstories are still the same as canon, but they still somehow end up with their personalities switched
@sanjibrain
There’s nothing to be gained from losing your humanity. Hold onto it like your life depends on it when everyone else tells you to let it go
I genuinely loved their songs and believed they were legitimately good and had a future. Hearing that a lot of the songs were about Wilbur being abusive or obsessive over Shelby just made me feel gross and used. Fuck Wilbur Soot and fuck Lovejoy
For ex l*vejoy fans: I see a lot of people posting about celebrating that the band is no longer their number 1 listened band, did yall actually like the music that much that you just listened to them on repeat? Or was it just the fact that youtuber you liked was in it? /genq
AU where Ghost is a monster hunter (bc his dad forced him into the family business) and Soap is a werewolf he’s run into a few times and allowed to escape bc he knows Soap isn’t really a monster
And then Ghost gets bitten by a werewolf and runs away to Soap for help
Thinking about a
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ballet AU where Soap is a ballet teacher and dancer at a ballet studio that often puts on shows at the local theater. Mainly known for their production of The Nutcracker and the kids love putting on a show for their families
Consider with me: King Price takes Ghost and Soap with him on a journey to visit an allied kingdom.
But alas!
Soap’s tent is destroyed by heavy rain the first night! Looks like he’ll have to share with Ghost, by order of the king himself 👀
Captain of the royal guard Ghost x court jester Soap
Ghost who’s a no nonsense guard who never laughs at any of Soap’s jokes no matter how hard Soap tries to get the masked knight to laugh. The closest he’s got to a reaction was a trade in jokes (half a dog)
@AwestruckVox
Here Comes A Thought paired with:
“I don’t wanna feel this way”
“You have to! You have to be honest about how bad it feels so you can move on!”
Fucked me up at 16 when I first watched that episode
“Why was the strawberry crying?” Soap, the court jester asks.
The silence of a question only spurs him on.
“Because he was in a jam,” Soap finishes.
Ghost, the captain of the royal guard, trusted knight of king Price, simply stares at the fool.
“You call that a joke?” he says
Captain of the royal guard Ghost x court jester Soap
Ghost who’s a no nonsense guard who never laughs at any of Soap’s jokes no matter how hard Soap tries to get the masked knight to laugh. The closest he’s got to a reaction was a trade in jokes (half a dog)
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Ghost: Men who eat boneless chicken wings close the fridge with their hips
Soap: Yeah? My hands are full and my ass is fat. You fucking wish you were me
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Ghost: So I heard your type is sensitive sad boys with daddy issues
Soap: What?
Ghost: I’ll have you know I tick all of those boxes
Ghost: Growing up my father called me a disappointment and I would cry myself to sleep