REAL LIFE SPOILERS
JSHDHHSJSHS I JUST SAW SOMEONE SAY ALL THE WINNERS WERE SOULMATES
GRIAN AND SCAR, PEARL AND SCOTT, AND NOW MARTYN AND CLEO
IM GONNA EXPLODEEEEE
if i see one more person say “omg guys this is such an unpopular and crazy new opinion but i don’t like desertduo 😱😱😱😱” istg im deleting twitter /nsrs cause like congrats you are the 2764th person to say it and still no one cares
idk if this is a controversial take but i love the simpler life series seasons a lot more than the more complicated ones
3rd life and double life have my heart
how about we just let people enjoy ships and creators without feeling the need to constantly bring up how much we hate them!
or better yet! let’s not discuss our hatred towards duos/ships/creators in public spaces AT ALL and let people enjoy stuff in peace!
@simpingboisinc
Dream: (meows) Oh wow look it’s this a—hole again
Techno: Aw it’s that cute cat again! (meows back) translation: little f-er
Dream: EXCUSE ME I WILL MURDER YOU AND EAT YOUR ROTTING CORPSE
Techno: So adorable 😇
“grian you sucked too hard”
“you didn’t suck hard enough”
“we need a suck chain”
“synchronized suckage”
“we need to suck in pairs”
-impulsesv
“somebody suck me” -skizzleman
“i’ll suck you” -geminitay
this was all in the span of about three minutes btw
i’m only gonna say this once but if you really hear a cc say that they find themself being shipped weird and you still go and say “oh well he didn’t explicitly say he doesn’t like shipping” you’re just looking for excuses to break someone’s boundaries for your own selfish reasons
anyone else have that one moot where your entire friendship is just
“i hate you /j”
“beats you up /aff”
“i hope you fall of your bed”
and then you throw in a random
“love you /p”
every now and then?
if you submitted anything to hermittwt confessions account that was hateful (especially to grian) or pro-joelshipping, you can go ahead and block me because i don’t need that shitty energy near me
same goes for anyone who agrees with those submissions
we need more positivity on traffic/hermit twt
qrt with a positive message for any one of ur moots and show ur appreciation!
(if this flops im deleting lmao)
just saw someone say grumbo have been divorced all season cause their interactions have been awkward
broskis… they have been awkward for the past five seasons they’re just goofy like that 😭 /silly /nm
i WILL give you silly nicknames if you get too close to me
blue? nah you’re blueberry pie now
milly? not ur name anymore you are now MILDRED
moss? NOPE ur mossball now
(idea stolen from sofa who stole it from cam)
this is my happy birthday box!
reply with any messages you want to send me and ill open them on my birthday! you can add anything you want to say!
this won’t be open for a while :( (august 17)
might go inactive for a bit to deal with some mental health stuff. i’ll stay on my privs (in bio) probably if you wanna request those. love you guys /p /gen
PEOPLE I HAVE A QUESTION
is it a canadian thing to say “t-boned” when referring to a car accident where a car gets hit in the side by another car
like this: