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Oh_Mike_Chai

@Mike_elias7

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Trimmin’ The Stigma Ambassador.

Joined April 2009
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
I didn't expect for this to get as much positive attention as it has & I cant put in to words how happy it makes me to get messages from young men telling me that its had a positive impact on them after watching it. for anyone else interested, here it is -
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
Wait, let me get this straight - Today feels like Friday. Tomorrow is still Friday. Saturday is still Saturday, but then Sunday is Saturday again? And to top it off it's glorious sunshine in London all weekend? What a time to be alive, thank you Jesus AMEN
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@Mike_elias7
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8 years
How cool is Conte? My man is washing his hands with a water bottle yet somehow made it look like he's modelling the Armani Autumn Collection
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@Mike_elias7
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2 years
Every year when Music On comes around I get flashbacks of the greatest moment in festival history. Absolute limbs in that away end, will never be topped. Ever.
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@Mike_elias7
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3 years
Rave twitter always wanna make out they’ve always been all about the Romanian underground minimal techno deep untz untz just because it looks cool 😂 remember your roots my g
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@Jaypapa_AFC
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3 years
Solid Grooves at DC-10 fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
If these rumours about Caroline Flack are true then I hope people will finally realise the impact of what they say about others can have a fatal effect. It costs absolutely nothing to be nice but it can cost someone their life by spreading hate. Don’t forget that. RIP🥀
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
8 years
We Are Fstvl is all fun & games until you lose ya mates in a field with no signal so you end up fist pumpin with Brad from Brentwood all day
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Today feels like Friday. Tomorrow's still Friday. Saturday's still Saturday, but Sunday is Saturday again? Thank you Jesus for this weekend!
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
3 years
I’m not pro or anti vaccine but I keep seeing people make mad comments on it so let me make this quite clear. If you’re tweeting about the side effects of a vaccine when you buy 3 pills for a score & a bag of horse tranquilliser from a nitty in a rave you need your head checked
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@Mike_elias7
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2 years
@OJT111 My brudda if you wanna try get cheap laughs at the expense of rave twitter then you gotta expect it back when you’re whole Instagram is you in dri fit 😂😂😂 like you said it’s all a bit of banter, hold this one 🤝
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
Why is Curtis out here ruining the countries entertainment by getting in between that shouting match? Go confess to your Mrs that you like sucking dick and keep it moving #loveIsIand
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Ooh-ay-ooh, it's Timmi Bakayoko, Ooh-ay-ooh, together with N'Golo, Ooh-ay-ooh, he never gives the ball away! 🎶🎶🎶
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Rest in peace my man. I just hope you find Dom and have a beer with him up there tonight 💙
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
I’m 25 years old. In the last six months I have lost two young men close to me to suicide because they saw no other way out than to end their own life. Two people you would never expect to do it if you spent time with them. Two people that have amazing people around them. How?💔
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@Mike_elias7
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10 years
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
1 year
Booked a one way flight to bali for September and a week later I got made redundant, my last day at work is tomorrow with full pay till the end of October…😎🏝️✈️
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@Mike_elias7
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1 year
Oi you got some cheek tweeting this uno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you was moving moving like the queen of fiat 500 Ibiza😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
If only you women supported international women’s day every day! Instead next weekend most of you will go back to bitching behind each others backs and fucking your best mates ex’s💤💤💤
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@Mike_elias7
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8 years
Still coming to terms with the fact that I think I broke a girls nose at abode yesterday because of an overly aggressive Dab..😭😭😭😭
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@Mike_elias7
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2 years
@OJT111 And what about printworks? Ffs come on tozer don’t make that hole even bigger 😂😭 firm this one ffs
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Dani from Love Island is the exact type of girl you hear screaming “YEAAAHHHHH YOUUUUU?” in 338 smokers 😭😭
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
A year ago today was the worst day of my life & was something I don’t want anyone to go through. Times are hard atm & will challenge even the strongest persons mental health. Just a reminder - If ANYONE is struggling or needs to talk my messages are ALWAYS open. Rest easy Mike💙
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
The group chat has absolutely nailed a key issue between men and women this evening👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
If you have a spare 20 minutes to hear my story and want to hear my thoughts on the struggles + pressures young men have to live with in the society today then tune in tomorrow at 6pm. Here’s a snippet - we’re now one step closer to Trimmin’ The Stigma and I feel better for it!🙌🏻
@D9Spelling
Deon Spelling
6 years
Trimmin' The Stigma S1 E3 Michael Elias Full video out tomorrow at 6pm.
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
1 year
The beach clubs in Bali genuinely make Ibiza look like butlins. Buy one get one free on bottles after 7pm and all, catch me doing weekends in Bali for my boys holidays from now on. As you were ME x
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
I keep telling myself that I need to hang my boots up and start acting like a responsible adult and then I see a video like this... fuck it, one more more summer of fun and then I’ll settle down with a sweet one who reads books instead of going raving💯💯
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Just gonna get ahead of the curve here and do it early doors - selling a music on 338 ticket for February. 150 quid and a date with your sister DM for more info
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@Mike_elias7
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9 years
I've had some blinders in my time but Tottenham losing in the 92nd minute to win me £1,000 tops the lot!
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
Opportunities like this is why all DJs should have the classics on their USB’s.. imagine being the one dropping this on the space terrace at 8am😭😭😭 SCENES
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
This is my idea of day party heaven! @I_Skream what a boy 🙌🏼👏🏼Vibes like this at @TheBPMFestival please 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
Elma is the kind of girl to shout “YEEEEAAAAHHH, YOUUUUU?” when you ask her if she’s having a good time in 338 smokers
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@Mike_elias7
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6 years
Feel sorry for 36 year old Keith from Scunthorpe who doesn’t have any social media that’s heading out to Ibiza for a stag do next week and has no doubt bought a Jack Sparrow outfit for Elrow thinking it’s gonna finally get him laid 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Mike_elias7
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3 years
@NiceGuyKenny Answer is generally no because of how good his positioning / footwork is. he makes ridiculous saves look like just good ones. This springs to mind.. we’re used to it but if another keeper makes this save at 0-0 in CL semi final we’d still be talking about it now IMO! Evening btw
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@Mike_elias7
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8 years
social media was invented for the aftermath of an arsenal defeat😂
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@Mike_elias7
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4 years
imagine how amazing it would be if your gaffer loves the club so much that when he was captain in the biggest game in the clubs history he instinctively runs away from his teammates when you win it on penalties to celebrate with the fans? Super Frank💙🐐
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
There’s actually people living amongst us who don’t think 70’s and 80’s Disco / Motown music isn’t the perfect genre for an after party. Be wary of those people. It is scientifically proven that they are 7 times more likely to be a nonce🚩🚩🚩
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Gabby trying to explain to her boyfriend of 6 weeks that she's slept with 50+ men but doesn't want to sleep with him
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
9 years
@FootyAccums three big wins this weekend 👌 http://t.co/DdLDGe4wSA
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
No negativity over these sides I know that much. Gang shit👑
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
10 years
Two scorecasts in five days BOOM! @FootyAccums http://t.co/hMbmO83fEf
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@Mike_elias7
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4 years
No dry roast turkey for me this year, the old man is stepping it up a notch and taking it to the garden and I’m here for it😍 gonna be scenes later on corrrr
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
Only the real hittas know about the Egg era. 8am room 3 finishes corr
@LeciaOliver_
Lecia Oliver👑
4 years
Oi I feel like we’ve all lived through era’s The lightbox era The 338 era The 93 era The brunch era The lockdown era
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Can’t wait for the next time a worldie asks me to take a photo of her in a club, gonna search “brassiere” so quick in her photos and go wild
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
England won a World Cup quarter final and I had maguire 2-0 to win £1,160. WHAT A DAY!🤷🏻‍♂️😭
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@Mike_elias7
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8 years
@AndrewLloyddd @KoredeLDN only thing that would have topped it is if he done a faceswap after the kid goes "have you ever done faceswap" 😭😭
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
3 years
At what point will people not be allowed to say “good afternoon” because someone will complain that their afternoon hasn’t been good? Worlds gone fucking potty hasn’t it
@DailyMailUK
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Train company apologises for conductor saying 'good afternoon, ladies and gentleman' after non-binary passenger complains
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
If you stand on the left hand side of the escalator at any London Station you are scientifically proven to be seven times more likely to be a nonce.
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Can't take @PatWilsonDJ anywhere ffs🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️confetti king at @SolidGrooves_ 😩😂😂
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@Mike_elias7
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6 years
Never thought I’d have to lay one of my boys to rest at this age but I’ll try my best to smile for you today big man. DGV forever💙 #HeadUpChestOut
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@Mike_elias7
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8 years
Oscar coming on and two footing Harry Kane before we scored the equaliser last night was probably the best thing he's ever done for Chelsea💙
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Imagine being a group of friends who run your mouth on socials 24/7 and then you get given the one bang at a fucking J Hus concert 😂😭😂😭
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
Yoooooo @francis__dj what you been doing in Basildon my brudda 😩😩😩
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@Mike_elias7
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1 year
@nosnehx If it ain’t the bloke then he’s doing it all wrong
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
I can't be the only one who thinks Gabby doesn't fancy Marcel.. she's chasing the £50k prize & all the OK & Hello magazine front covers 😂😭
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@Mike_elias7
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6 years
Looooooool you could get right in and amongst Megan for £60 on AdultWorks and she’s trying to tell us on national TV that she’s only slept with 20 blokes? Never knew brasses live by the mantra if they got paid it for it then it doesn’t go on their CV 😂😂😂 #loveisland
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@Mike_elias7
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4 years
One of you girls broke my heart and didn’t reply to my Facebook message 9 years ago today. Who was it, own up now😭
@Mike_elias7
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13 years
I hate girls who are virgins but tweet about sex and shit - shut up its gonna hurt you first time you fuck anyway
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@Mike_elias7
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6 years
Countries all over the world must be waking up shitting themselves about England today. If that’s how our pubs go after a group game win against a bunch of Tunisian shoe makers imagine what it’s gonna be like when we win the whole thing! #ItsComingHome 🍻🍻🍻
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
All I saw in the last 24 hours is all of the feminists on twitter talking about how Michael is a “typical guy” and how Amber deserves so much better. Look at how she’s talking about a girl she’s never met? You feminists are terrible judges of character because Amber is a cunt
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
Avoiding using my phone this week unless necessary has done wonders💆🏻 strongly recommend reducing your time on your phone for anyone who’s feeling the effects of this isolation period because I feel 10x better for it already🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Any chance of us drafting in Drogba on an emergency loan? Geezer could be in a wheelchair and would still score at Wembley💯
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@Mike_elias7
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9 years
Caroline Flack forgetting to crop her nipple out on Instagram has definitely been the highlight of my day #Bae http://t.co/0dvaGsXbZA
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@Mike_elias7
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3 years
Can someone at @Coral @CoralHelp please explain to me why I’ve only been paid out at 18/1 for a bet that went through at 25/1 two hours before kick off? A company earning £2m a day not paying out £120 because their staff didnt check the price? @FootyAccums any idea? Absolute joke
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
3 years
All you slappers who tweet about loving blokes in work gear and hard hats, look what you’ve created🤢
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
There’s a special place in hell reserved for people who stand still on the left hand side of escalators during the rush hour commute
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@Mike_elias7
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4 years
Front Left from start to finish at Fuse, pass it on x
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Hayley is the worst type of girl imaginable🤢 and if you’re stupid enough to think I would still chase her over and over in the villa because of how fit she is then you would be absolutely spot on. As you were ME x
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@Mike_elias7
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4 years
Has Thiago been the biggest let down in the premier league this season? 6 games 1 win (that was coming on at half time against 10 man Chelsea.....) 0 goals 0 assists Or do we let it slide because he does cruyff turns with both feet and plucks it out the sky in training videos?
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Small talk central in pubs up and down the country tonight and as much as we don’t want to admit it.. everyone absolutely loves it! CHRISTMAS EVE LETS GO CHAMPS
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
All the TL needs now is for @Camssssssssss to tweet “did you see what I done? She came with a white eye left with a black one AY!” 😂😭
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
10 years
Last night I couldn't find sellotape anywhere in my house so I used sock tape go wrap the presents. Merry Christmas x http://t.co/YDHd9gZDWY
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Happy birthday to the girl who’s name gives me enjoyment like no other @niamh_murphyx ! In honour of your day I decided to make a list of ways to spell your name that would be more accurate. Feel free to use any of them girl 🙌🏻🎉
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
Genuinely can’t get my head around the fact that there’s people out there who have lived in this country when terrorist attacks have happened and are promoting voting for this absolute wally to be our prime minister. How??
@ITVNewsPolitics
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Corbyn: Terrorists should ‘not necessarily’ serve full sentence in prison
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Some things in life are guaranteed... Water is wet, the sky is blue, tottenham always crumble and I win at Cheltenham! BUZZZZZZING 🏇🏇🏇💷💷💷
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Camilla, you applied for a show that massively sexualises women & spent most of the time walking around half naked. Feminist card dont work!
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
@studio338 Just so you know, she’s changed her twitter name to @dymo0606x 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
11 months
Everything about this confirms Antony is a woman beater btw. The kick out followed by the pathetic slaps😂😂😂
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
2 years
@JoeStorkey @grantdesmidt have you not considered the view that Tuchel has spent all pre season with him and decided he's not ready? I trust Tuchel's judgement on players 🤷‍♂️
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
First of all, we do it to steer clear of you stalking psychos 🏃🏽
@maddiesinnott_
Madz
7 years
If he's got his last seen turned off on WhatsApp you've been prewarned that he is a fuck boy 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
10 years
Things I see on Facebook.. Ryan Hammond ladies and gentleman. 😂 http://t.co/GkC8uXHtI3
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
25 years old and last night I was walking down napa strip buying triples asking if anyone’s got a number. Ffs when will I grow up
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
I’ve taken the Christmas tradition of not wrapping any presents until I get home after the pub on Christmas Eve to a new level this year.. 09:46am and I ain’t even found the sellotape yet
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
I'm certain that someone, somewhere, has a crate of the old Orange Lucozades and that they are completely unaware that they are sitting on a small fortune - gotta be worth ££££££ per bottle surely!
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@absondabs
Abbey 🦊
5 years
Speak for yourself, I foooookin love a chunky geezer 😍 and chest hair?? Fucking added bonus
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
Try always holding two, that separates the boys from the men bmt
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Could you imagine if Danny Dyers daughter stepped forward for a black boy? There would be absolute murders all over Albert Square
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
6 years
Starting to feel sorry for the waitress who’s on our table tomorrow. 15 rowdy bastards looking to drink gaucho even further into administration with two hours of unlimited cocktails👬🎉🎈🍹🍸
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Six. More. Days. #IBIZA ✈️☀️🙌🏼🤙🏼🕺🏻👬👬👬👬🌊🍻🍾🏄⛽️💶💣🗝🎁🎉🎈✂️🔰🎶
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
8 years
No matter how much I love summer, holidays and festivals there is seriously no better time of year than Christmas🎄🎉
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
4 years
It’s been a while but I’m back with a bang today 🤝💷 Isaac Hayden you beauty!!!
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Wait. You’re a DJ??! Ffs you shoulda told us g
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
5 years
On a serious note, has there ever been anyone in Reality TV history as toxic as Anna? The worst type of person. #LoveIsland
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
The Mondayest Tuesday of all time, surely?
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
I dunno how late I am to the party but I’ve just started watching Power and I can confirm the rumours were true, it is incredibly lit
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
Proud of my brudda @PatWilsonDJ for getting booked for a 338 garden party in June! Tickets out later today, shout him for the info🙌🏼
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@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
7 years
This weekend is looking alright ain't it? 🇵🇹☀️👫🕺🏻💃🏼🏝🍹
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@Mike_elias7
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6 years
This couldn’t be more relevant year in year out ffs. Big up brad though, what a bloke
@Mike_elias7
Oh_Mike_Chai
8 years
We Are Fstvl is all fun & games until you lose ya mates in a field with no signal so you end up fist pumpin with Brad from Brentwood all day
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@Mike_elias7
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7 years
Chloe needs to be sent home because she is a certified DEAD TING
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@Mike_elias7
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5 years
No idea who you are Beth but take a bow you wonderful human x
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