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Mike E.

@Mike_E

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Pianist, musicologist, teacher, surfer, writer and Vegas Snob.

iPhone: 36.105938,-115.174522
Joined April 2008
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
When I stayed in The Villas, a Mirage butler of 31 years told me my favorite Vegas/casino business nugget that I knew I could never share until the night they closed. Now here we are. 🧵 (1/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
1 month
Amazed at the operation at Circa. Can’t believe this was my first stay here & it certainly won’t be my last. Dined at every restaurant, drank at every bar, cabana at Stadium Swim, and a casino executive team that truly values its players. Old school Vegas in every positive way.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
And ever since that stay, I never envied the six-figure-a-hand player again. Well, except the part about getting picked up in a Gulfstream. Gimme that. (6/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
9 months
Fontainebleau looks positively glamorous and it'll all be ruined the moment someone pulls up in cargo shorts.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
"No. Every 'regular' here has a shelf life of 3-5 years. After that we've either wiped them out or they're in prison." (3/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
@daliman13 There are only so many butlers and only one who’d been there that long. I couldn’t live myself if sharing jeopardized his livelihood.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
9 months
Didn’t think I’d be doing a snob post but they put me in a renovated 2-bedroom suite at Bellagio, and well, I haven’t even seen pictures of these and it’s gorgeous af.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
But trying to draw equivalencies with our bets, our credit lines, and our incomes never works. Why? Because the vast majority of us play at sustainable levels for far longer than 3-5 years. At best, a whale has a gambling problem. And at worst, it's dirty money. (5/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Me: I will NEVER stay at Resorts World again. Also me: maybe I’ll give them another shot.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
11 months
Flying back from KC while literally everyone is watching football. Real men watch “Call Me By Your Name.”
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
I was stunned. The implications here are outrageous. 19 years of reading and writing, specifically about luxury Vegas, a common thread among the community is to try to rationalize whale-level bets proportionately to one's own gambling budget. (4/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Here’s the renovated VIP Lounge at Mirage. It’s beautiful. My host tells me this is the direction the rest of the hotel is going to go if they ever get around to renovations.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 months
I’ll probably have more extensive thoughts on my blog, but long story short, Fontainebleau is a grown-up Cosmo, a youthful Wynn, and a damn near perfect resort.
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Mike E.
4 years
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 months
I remember commenting that with his tenure, he must've seen generations of families, perhaps even children of whales now themselves major players. His response was blunt. (2/6)
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
8 months
Excalibur looking south.
@BayAreaREMatt
Matt Castillo
8 months
View from my hotel 2 years ago today. Any guesses where this is? Some pretty obvious clues there lol
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Lake Mead: July 28, 2022 vs. July 29, 2022
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 months
Only three hours here thus far and I think it’s safe to say I found my new home.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Who amongst my followers is a godless heathen spending the day of the birth of our Lord awash in sin in Las Vegas? Shame on you and also maybe let's get drinks.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
CityCenter opened almost 13 years ago. I find myself hanging out there at some point on over half my Vegas trips. Cosmo opened almost 12 years ago. I've had just one trip since where I *didn't* step foot in it. Resorts World opened last year. I have no urge to see it again.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 months
Last night I was having caviar at the Poodle Room. Today, Slots a Fun.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
8 months
Drunk at Fontainebleau and tried to see if my head would fit in the high limit slot room wall. It does. Waitress walked by and laughed at me.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Went a little nuts with the souvenirs. If it had a volcano on it, it went home with me.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
7 years
This won't be a regularly updated thing. Regardless, it's been over two years since I've written anything substantial about Vegas & I promised myself that one day I'd write again when I find the inspiration. I found that inspiration on Christmas. Enjoy!
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Poor people: “how much time are you going to spend in the room anyway?” Me:
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 months
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
9 months
Merry Christmas to me.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Covid19 was developed in a lab by MGM Resorts so they could rescind on paid parking and look like heroes in the process. Open your eyes, sheeple.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Did you know? Resorts World is spelled without an apostrophe so that all guests are made to feel like a resort.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
10 months
Prominent Vegas vlogger got a comp at Wynn *during* F1 and mentioned it... in the comments section.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
I went to Vegas as a wallflower in a group accompanying Wynn’s biggest domestic player. Maybe I’ll Snob about it. Preview: It was just as strange as it was luxurious.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
Cool, I can go home now.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Easy costume idea: go to Vegas, stiff everyone, tell them you’re a Vlogger.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
So using a condom will protect highway workers?
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
We only hang once a year but when we do, we make it count.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
I suddenly have a strong desire to stay at Sahara.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
Oh cool. All checked in.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Went to a wedding last night and got to thinking that if I ever got married (LOL), I’d name the tables at reception after Vegas resorts. Family at the Wynn table. Close friends Mirage. People I don’t really like Venetian.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 months
Ew.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
8 months
This after 45 minutes of pai gow. And y’all still complaining about tier matching.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Basically, they're all "HardRock[InsertCity]Reservations" dot com. But you see, the good folks of the Seminole Tribe forgot to lock in the Las Vegas version. So I did. Introducing:
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS THEY'RE MOST LIKELY NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO LAS VEGAS. THE STRIP IS IN AN UNINCORPORATED TOWN CALLED PARADISE WITHIN CLARK COUNTY. THIS WAS MOSTLY BECAUSE BUILDING OUTSIDE THE CITY COULD HELP DEVELOPERS AVOID MUNICIPAL TAXES.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
IYKYK.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Being the good son that I am, I put my parents in the Sky Suites while I’m on the ghetto side of Aria. Their renovated standard room (it’s an attachment to a suite) is GORGEOUS.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
1 year
An unbelievable trip. Skylofts, brunches on brunches at The Mansion, hot streaks where table *max* had to go into negotiation, The Vault, and an ultra rare, stolen Rolex. Holy shit I might be inspired to post on Vegas Snob.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 months
Sorry new home casino. Who dis?
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Sitting alone at my local bar in IRVINE California, someone randomly walked up, shook my hand, and said they appreciate the blog. Duuuuuuude I’m fucking floating right now.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Presenting my new Vegas project. I look forward to spreading misinformation from the standpoint of an authoritative ignoramus.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Imagine the dealer showing a 6, you get dealt two 8s so you split. Then another 8 and another 8. Split all of course. Then 2s and 3s hit all your hands so you double down. Then the dealer flips a 5. Then dealer says they won’t draw another card until Thursday. #Nevada
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
6 months
You guys, I just saw this, I read it as "Horses Hoe" and now I can't unsee it.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
6 years
Each time I met up with @ALfromSanDiego , I was blown away by his passion and energy. And before the end of each night, he made sure I was right there with him. In 100+ trips, he was a huge part of some of the greatest Vegas nights of my life. Going to miss you dearly my friend.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Fuck it we out here.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
They say you should never wear a band’s shirt to their own show. I think that’s fucking stupid.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Went in to get fitted for a tux. Tailor: you getting married? Me: nah, casino opening. Tailor: Circa? You’re the second person getting fitted today.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
8 months
Fontainebleau... 🧵 Cavernous casinos struggle with "vibe." As the day progressed and the floor got busier, the vibe improved. This'll be a fun place when LIV is popping, especially over summer (and to a lesser extent, the lame lanyard army of conventioneers will help, too). 1/5
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Mike E.
2 years
Steve's homes are for sale and it's pure Wynn porn. It's fun to see how Thomas/Lenahan design for different locales and climates 🧵
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Finding trouble and collecting souvenirs along the way.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
“My host tells me” is probably more valuable than “a bartender told me” which is yet more valuable than “a cabbie told me.” But anyway, my host tells me MGM will definitely build a new Mirage south of Mandalay Bay. 💦💦💦
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Mike E.
3 years
We’re at that point of the night. Slippers and all.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Took an at home test and it's exactly what I suspected: I'm hungover af.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Fuck it we out here. Also, check out my guitar tower view.
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Mike E.
4 years
Your first dose is called a Wynn. You come back three weeks later for an Encore. Again, I'm happy to show myself out. Thank you.
@News3LV
KSNV News 3 Las Vegas
4 years
New COVID-19 vaccination center to open at Encore Las Vegas
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
. @VitalVegas : [hears the new Killers album] “I have it on good authority they’re imploding The Mirage.”
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
The preservation of this hallway means more to me than the volcano.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
2 years
Today, Mirage villa team called to run by some notes. Among them: "Mr. E, we have noted you have an aversion to Villa 3." I've arrived.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Damn. This is the place to sit at Barry’s. #circareveal
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
9 months
"Let me search one of my 30 pockets for a fuck to give." -cargo shorts people
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Doing selfies because scale is important.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Lots of tweets about live coverage so I'll take a crack at it. Modest version: I'll be covering Circa's opening tomorrow. Not modest version: bitch I'm VVIP and inside by 7pm.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
I’ve been thinking it’s time I go to Vegas and for once treat myself.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
You tear up the tables and have 7 vodka red bulls in the process, a few beers, and none of it seems to be working because you’re too hyped and about to appear in a speedo in front of 300 of your friends. When the show was over... well... so was I. #vegasnerds
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Mike E.
3 years
Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I spent part of my day doing what any logical, well-adjusted 39-year-old would do. I locked in reservations for my 40th.
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Mike E.
1 year
What are some of your quirky Vegas packing rituals? Here's a weird one I've got: I always pack one day's extra worth of underwear in case I win big and shit myself.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
🤔🤔🤔
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
A few words on MGM Grand.
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Mike E.
1 month
Who in their right mind would go to Vegas next week in this heat? Not that I am or anything.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
5 years
STOP talking shit about Las Vegas. Wynn is LUXURY Bellagio is ICONIC Caesars is HISTORIC Bally’s Mandalay is PARADISE
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
7 years
Been silent about everything going on but just landed, saw Mandalay from runway & tears filled my eyes. Fuck I love this city. #VegasStrong
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Mike E.
3 years
Yes, I’m flying Spirit Airlines. Yes, of fucking course I’m in the “big” seats.
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Mike E.
3 years
I grew up with this town. Caesars Palace 1986, maybe ‘87. Vegas definitely wasn’t a family town. Just came to America. Mom, Dad, and I.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
Local Vegas vlogger said Resorts World is doing a "new" thing where everything is overpriced to jack up the perceived comp value for high rollers. You know, that "new" thing Caesars Palace has always done. #VegasLocalsDontKnowShit
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Mike E.
8 months
Fontainebleau’s chips feel lighter, more hollow. Floor manager overheard us talking about it. Said because they have something (different than RFID?) that tracks average bet. This is bad news for charming af players like me who schmooze an outrageous average from the floor.
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Mike E.
1 year
A few months ago, only comp on F1 weekend thru MGM was Excal. Now Aria's showing comped & Bellagio is priced ok (probably only a matter of time). No crystal balls here but we saw this pattern with Mayweather/Pacquiao which turned out to be somewhat of a dud.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
This place makes the Nugget look like trash.
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Mike E.
1 year
The last night in Vegas accounting.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
3 years
From @GrahamStephan . Good tip.
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@Mike_E
Mike E.
4 years
Fuck it we out here.
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