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“America’s Favorite Urologist” credits: CBS Survivor 35 HHH, Dr. Oz, Elvis Duran, RHAP Sexpert. Contact @Zurology Personal not medical advice #MensHealth Expert

Parkland, FL
Joined May 2017
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
2 years
If you can’t buy a beer, why can you buy an assault rifle?
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7 years
Feb. 15 - my kids are safe. I have them all. One made a goodbye video Two had machine guns pointed at their heads by SWAT Now going to help friends that lost children. Just another day...
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Umm @JeffProbst , what am I supposed to do tonight? @survivorcbs
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2 years
I keep think we had it hard on Survivor in Fiji, then I remember that Survivor Africa had lions circling their camp. 😬
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Vaccine ✔️ Thank you scientists and all the health care heroes. This means nothings stopping me. Survivors Ready! @survivorcbs @JeffProbst
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
2 years
Gabler won last night because he made them laugh at final tribal. This is the second season in a row where a final tribal performance won and lost Survivor. Is this a flaw in a 26 day season or an inevitable progression? #Survivor43
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
I am worried that a “Recent Winner” can never win Survivor 40. Since it is EoE, Every player will be on the jury. How can a recent winner expect a vote for $2 ,000,000 when competing against people that have been friends for over 10 years? #SurvivorWaW
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
3 years
My Mom passed today. She was strong, loving, smart, and beautiful. Now she can rest knowing she accomplished everything. We will always love her.
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4 years
🚨❤️ Hey guys, I love the @survivorcbs community and want to keep everyone safe and well informed. @CandiceCodyMD @JPCodyMD @robcesternino and I, will do a CoronaVirus Q&A Livestream and Podcast tomorrow, Sunday, March 15 at 8PM EST. Come listen and get your questions in.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
What a night! What a year! Thanks everyone. #survivorfinale #survivor #SurvivorHHH #Coconutz
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
My immediate family is safe and healthy. Many of my Parkland family and friends are not. Thank you for the love and support. Pray for Parkland.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Dear Fiji, I am a doctor, and I am now completely vaccinated. I love Fiji! I visited in 2017 for 37 days. When can I Fly back and stay for 39? @FijiAirways @survivorcbs @JeffProbst
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4 years
I love the dichotomy between @yul_kwon ’s way of getting Breadfruit and Tony’s way. 2 different strategic minds. 2 totally different ways of accomplishing the same task @survivorcbs gave us a life lesson. I think this is the essence of Survivor. #Survivor40
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Timeline: End of 35, we asked Jeff what happens in a tie. Jeff then explains rules at 34 finale. 1 week later 36 films and has a tie! Wow. #survivor
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4 years
TBH, Survivor tonight is getting me through quarantine today.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Question: If Elizabeth had told the tribe that Island of the Idols had 30 foot high statues of Sandra and Rob, and that she had to battle Rob in fire making would anyone have belived her? #Survivor39 @ebeisel34 @domenick_abbate
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
2 years
When people find out I was on Survivor, they always ask how I did. Can I just say I won?
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Thank you friends for listening to me grieve on twitter. The children of MSD have started a movement. I am so proud of Parkland. Now, I can return to tweeting about Survivor and Sex. But...I have found a voice, and I won’t be stopped either. #ParklandStrong #sexpert
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3 years
I wanted to play Survivor for the strategic element. We got that last night which was awesome, but we got it at the expense of the basic tenets of all game play, that when you win, you win. I don’t really know how to feel.
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3 years
Telling people that they have cancer sucks. I have to vent. Nothing worse than a young couple coming in with fertility issues and finding out the husband has testicular cancer. Happened to me twice today🥲
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5 years
Ok...so at this point, who is secretly hoping Rob and Sandra DO re-enter the game and one of them win. #SurvivorIoI
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5 years
Excited for Wednesday’s Survivor Season 40 promo, oh yeah, and Season 39 finale. #season40allwinners
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
If children are going to be home schooled, then shouldn’t the best possible Internet and WiFi be free to everyone? (Covered by taxes)
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
About to throw Rob in the pool! @robcesternino
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
2 years
Survivor reflections: After listening to the exit interviews, everybody thinks they should have won Survivor. This applies to every season not just 43 and almost every player, not just the final 3. Every season the winner wins for a variety of reasons.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
3 years
My mom told me to be a Doctor, but sometimes it’s fun to hang with TV stars. @Jay__Qs @wendellholland @mermaid___man @MTV @ChallengeMTV @hgtv @survivorcbs
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Love Ben...but love even more watching players experience the pain and difficulty that I experienced being on a tribe with him. #SurvivorWinnersAtWar #SurvivirHHH
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Should @robcesternino have his own line of plaid shirts? @UNTUCKit
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7 years
If I had a dollar every time I heard this, I would have a dollar.
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Matt Tarrant
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I have a man-crush on @MikeZahalsky and I will happily admit it. Marry me. #Survivor
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So much hate on this thread. Totally unjustified. Plus, Ben thrives on it. Makes him stronger. He now has something to prove. I love a lot of them, but this is why @DriebergenBen is my winner pick! #WinnersAtWar #Survivor40
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It wasn't that long ago when Ben took home $1 million. Do you think the Ben bombs and idol finds will come back to haunt him this season? #Survivor
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Why do people ruin chocolate chip banana bread with nuts?
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5 years
Before setting off fireworks, remember the ERs are full of doctors that started 3 days ago. 😬
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
That time you went to dinner and your waitress won @CBSBigBrother and the guy at the bar won @AmazingRaceCBS #lisadonahue #brennanswain #onlyinLA
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7 years
I am very excited to go on RHAP this week! #wandoff @robcesternino @roundhoward
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Who is getting the @Sia award tonight? (If there is one) I hope @yul_kwon for the work he has done with @SurvivorPenner
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7 years
Death does not stop love, It only changes its form. Let’s keep praying for the victims still in the hospitals.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
My family thinks @meeshfitz is the new queen. #SurvivorFinale
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
When it’s in a hospital, is it our lane yet??? #ThisIsOurLane @scrubbedin @macky_neal @JosephSakran @DrOz
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
As a sex doctor, I have diagnosed Joe with Premature Immunit-E-jaculation @joebenji83 @JonnyFairplay #Survivor #survivorhhh #prematureejaculation #survivordick
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Can we talk about the coin flip that likely will have prevented Janet from winning... Why did Rob catch and flip vs just catch vs let the coin land on the ground?.....
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Hey @robcesternino @TonyVlachos73 borrowed 3 fire tokens and won 2. Who did he give the 2 tokens back to?
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Hug your family tonight, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Being a doc is hard sometimes.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
I will be excited to see @AdamScottKlein play Survivor again.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Happiness is... @roundhoward
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Is @chubicki a professor or cult leader?
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
I am so proud to represent Parkland on @DrOz Tourniquets #StopTheBleed and save lives. Gun safety saves lives. It is everyone’s responsibility to talk about this. #ThisISMyLane @JosephSakran @scrubbedin @macky_neal
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
I had a patient today that had a stroke and is aphasic(can’t talk), and his wife is now walking him around. Life Lesson: It doesn’t matter how she looks at you... Find someone that makes you happy walking you around, and who is willing to walk you around.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
1 year
Great final 5 Survivor! @CarsonGarrett_ , Yam Yam, Heidi, and Lauren are awesome. But, is there anyone in America that doesn’t want to see @carolynwiger win?
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Heartbroken. Suicide cannot and should not destroy our community. Stop the kids in Publix, ask them if they are ok? I will be your rock. We need to protect our children. Your whole life is ahead of you. #ParklandStrong
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Ok, I rewatched the last episode of Survivor. There are 2 idols that each have 2 parts They look interchangeable, post merge or swap, can 2 pieces be used together regardless of where they came from?🤔 #Survivor40
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
Jeff says next week is even better. Do I throw HIM into the fire next week? 😝
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#Survivor 's Jeff Probst on that bonkers Tribal Council.
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4 years
Happy New Year, from our family to yours.
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
Dear Social Media, America needs your help. Please help us protect our children. You see it all, you watch it all, with your help we can try to prevent it. Help us! @instagram @Twitter @Snapchat @TeamYouTube @andersoncooper
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Is @JeffProbst going to Zoom in on a jet ski tonight to his garage? @survivorcbs
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5 years
Dear hotel, Can you please put a big S and C on the shampoos and conditioners? I don’t wear my glasses in the shower!!
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
3 years
Then…2010 Now…2021
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7 years
Should I wear it to the finale? @survivorcbs @CBS
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7 years
2017 as a gif! Love it! #gif #gif2017 # @goldengateblond
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4 years
Should @NatalieeAnd have thrown everyone else’s 20th log into the woods? #SurvivorWinnersAtWar
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
14 y/o daughter - Can boys come over to our house tonight when u guys are not home? Dr. Mitch - No, tell the boys, u know what I do for a living. I have a scalpel and I’m not afraid to use it. #sexpert @robcesternino
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Today, please take time to remember the beauty of 17 lives that were lost 2 years ago, to senseless gun violence. Then remember it is up to us to change the world. #ParklandStrong
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Having operated on multiple GSW’s to the chest during the Parkland Massacre... Duct tape for the hole in the heart or one in the Lung would have worked better than CPR. Should students carrry that around also? @meganranney #NeverAgainMSD
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One of the best parts of Survivor this season was Survivor Know It Alls. Great Job and thank you. @robcesternino and @stephenfishbach @RobHasApodcast
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5 years
Am I a Urologist because I find this funny, or do I find this funny because I am a Urologist?
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7 years
We’re excited for the season finale and reunion show tonight! #Survivor #SurvivorFinale
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4 years
Tonight’s episode: Intense bonding Intense feelings Intense friendships We are a Survivor family. I have so much ❤️ for these players right now. @EthanZohn @survivorcbs #SurvivorWinnersAtWar
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4 years
Soooo...One of my kids asked me today how a mask works on Corona if underwear and jeans don’t work to control farts....😷😬🤔
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6 years
Is realizing u won the lottery a similar feeling to getting that call asking u to play Survivor? I think so. #TheNewAmericanDream
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Did u hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way.
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Rick Devens
5 years
What do you call a sausage that's annoying? The wurst! 🌭 I hate when sausages are such brats...
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Freaky Friday, I woke up as Rob Cesternino. @robcesternino #rhap
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
I’m back. Next Week. Survivor Premiere with @robcesternino #RHAP @survivorcbs
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
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I still love Survivor because: Jeff Probst - “ (Survivor is) about inspiring kids to want to get out and make something and see what they’re capable of” The American Dream is to play and win Survivor. @survivorcbs @JeffProbst Can’t wait for season 40!
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So excited for tonight! I feel like it is the Super Bowl and I am Team Ben! I may even wear my yellow shirt tonight! @survivorcbs @DriebergenBen
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Did I just hack into @survivorcbs I‘m taking over their social media tomorrow! @roundhoward I warned u. #ZiggleRoom #askmeanything
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
What’s that thing between 2 NutZ called? 🥥🍆🥥 #loveadamklein
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Joe Mena🇩🇴
7 years
Coconutz with @AdamScottKlein @MikeZahalsky no better place to be but between nutz. Great meeting you Adam
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Tomorrow I March For my children For All children Alive or dead I march to change our future All our futures March with me. #NeverAgainMSD
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5 years
Janet Janet Janet She can make fire! If only she can get there! @Carbin39
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
7 years
What happens in Fiji stays in Fiji unless it is televised all over the world🤔 #survivor #survivorhhh @survivorcbs
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
Today I want to express my love for my partner. @joebenji83 #coconutz
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
4 years
Survivor 35 HHH premiered 3 years ago. Thank you @JeffProbst and @survivorcbs and all the fans for making this such a wonderful adventure. Here are 2 photos from the premiere. BTW, If there is a next time...I will make it so fun for you guys, and...I’m winning.
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It’s time to go NutZ! 1 night 1 million dollars #Survivor #SurvivorHHH @GregTtheFratBoy
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I am so proud of the Parkland Students. Find your voice and shout from the rooftops. The Wheel of Time turns and The Millennial Generation turns into The Parkland Generation. #parklandpower
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My local high school...so scared and worried right now
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
5 years
Hey ⁦ @robcesternino ⁩ Knock Knock... Hey Everyone, I am back in Rob’s apartment tomorrow night, so get your questions in. Pretty sure nothing is off limits.😂😬
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All I want to do is watch Survivor tonight. #howmanymorehours
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Hey Survivors, excited for 40?! Tweet your favorite moment/ memory from playing the game? Here’s one of mine: @JeffProbst @survivorcbs
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4 years
Is anyone’s decision changing based on the debate? Or, are all the reality TV fans making buckets of popcorn?
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
6 years
How many are shouting they love Dick’s right now?
@CNN
CNN
6 years
BREAKING: Dick's Sporting Goods, the nation's largest sporting goods retailer, will stop selling assault-style weapons like the one used in the Florida high school shooting. The company says it will also raise the minimum age for all gun sales to 21.
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Josh...we will always remember. #RememberWhenJoshWigler
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6 years
This is why I love Gabby! @gabscuzzi
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7 years
Healers can be Heroes too. @survivorcbs @JeffProbst
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Horror, Chaos and Heartbreak: Doctors and Nurses Recount Scene in ER After Florida School Shooting
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6 years
TBT to the time there were blindsides on Survivor. #rememberthe #blindside
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
2 years
Feel so bad for @TulaneOwen and Cassidy. This was the best final tribal I have ever seen. They all fought for it. #Survivor43
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
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I remember watching the season 36 merge episode with @wendellholland on my couch. He was speechless, it was the first time he found out that Chris Noble had an idol that he didn’t play. If he had played it, Domenick goes home and all of Survivor lore changes .
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@MikeZahalsky When she watched last nights episode
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Everyone loved @TonyVlachos73 despite being voted out by him. Tony played an amazing game, but I think that quality is why Tony is the ultimate Survivor. #kingTony
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
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March 26, 2017, I set off on the adventure of a lifetime. It ended with a new family and 22 saved sea turtles. Thank you @survivorcbs @JeffProbst @mattvanwagenen @josephlia #survivorhhh #survivor
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Dr. Mike Zahalsky
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On 9/11 there was a coordinated attack on America at 4 locations America invaded and took over a country In Israel there was a coordinated attack at 22 sites with over 3000 missiles sent into cities Israel also has the right to defend and protect itself I stand with Israel
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