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Mike B 1

@MikeB1MileHi

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Love my boy's, hiking and my friends. Btw, if it looks like I’m joking, it’s because, I am joking. JS 🤷‍♂️. #BigLove

Joined September 2020

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@MikeB1MileHi

Mike B 1

4 years

To all of those that do not use your real name or that have a unique handle. It’s weird addressing a person as “hey kumquatlover, how are you?” If you could reply with a name that I could refer to when addressing you, that would be great! Note: a made up 1 is fine!

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Mike B 1

2 years

My father says "warsh", instead of wash. It always bugged me. I was talking to him one day, he informed me that he was going to "warsh" a load of clothes. I thought, here's your chance. So I said you know there's no R in wash right? He said, these no R in fuck off either. Touche

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3 years

A friend of mine has a brother who’s a fairly high ranking cop here in Denver. He just told her that he’s not getting the vaccine because he wants to go to heaven and the vaccine has the mark of the beast. My concern for public safety on the streets of Denver increased 10 fold!

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2 years

Who else is this old?!?

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4 years

Have you ever flexed your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re like, “ this is it, this is how it ends?” No, just me? 🤷‍♂️

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4 years

I bet it’s called Almond Milk because nobody can say Nut Juice with a straight face.

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3 years

This is Jill. I’ve got Mike here. He’s been reading your tweets, responses, love & well wishes. He says, “I’m overwhelmed with the outpouring of kindness. I’m doing good. I’ve have improved. Will be going to acute rehab Monday. TY all for your kindness. It matters. ❤️❤️❤️

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2 years

Anyone remember Hill Street Blue's?

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3 years

If I lived in Kentucky, I’d just have to move!! Small dick energy at its best!

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3 years

This is who I’m buying breakfast for this morning. They don’t know it yet. Just waiting for them to order. My Mother’s Day gift to them.

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4 years

Bacon fact: Bacon is healthier than Crystal Meth.. You’re welcome.

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2 years

Why do medications always have side effects like “anal leakage”. & “suicidal thoughts“? Why not “invisibility or “spontaneous orgasm”?

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10 months

I got a new friend today!! His name is Apache!

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3 years

The pipes just burst in our apartment building. Water running down the inside of windows. Wish me luck on finding a hotel at 12:30 am.

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4 years

This is my friend Carla. She doesn’t think she’s pretty because she’s 56 years old. I told her she’s crazy & I would prove it. This is her Facebook profile. Hot or not?

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4 years

The fact that my entire body cracks like a glow stick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow, is very disappointing.. :-/

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3 years

Definitely do NOT go to this website! It would be horrible if their server keeps crashing from all the “whistle blowing”!

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4 years

I am seriously the nicest mean person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a nice day!!

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4 years

You know, arguing with a woman is a lot like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you just ignore everything and click “I agree”.

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3 years

Today marks 20 years since the tragic Columbine shooting. This is very close to my heart as my cousin was one of those shot there. Patrick is alive but still partially paralyzed. 13 others were not that “lucky”! I thought, that would be enough for reform! I thought! Never forget!

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2 months

THIS!! 👇👇👇

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3 years

My life so far! I’m the guy in the blue. :-/

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3 years

Question: Can you be an atheists & still believe in “spirits or ghost”? This is a serious question, not meant to bash anybody’s beliefs.

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2 years

The good news is that the neurologist says he will be surprised if I don’t make a full recovery!!!

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3 years

I was going to get the Johnson & Johnson shot today. Because of issues, they switched it to the Moderna. So today’s the first of 2! I’m good with that. It’s the one I wanted to get in the first place!

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3 years

If you’re reading this... We’re dating now! No choice!

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3 years

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented... Shit, I forgot where I was going with this... :-/

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3 years

Me: Flirts with a woman! Her: Flirts back!!! Me: Oh shit, I never thought it would get this far! What the hell am I supposed to do now?!?!?!

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3 years

You know, I really thought growing old would take longer!

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3 years

I found a hotel. Will be going there as soon as I’m done packing and making sure all of my stuff is safe from water damage

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3 years

I just love this little house in Denver! They really don’t make them like they used to! It’s over a hundred years old and looks brand new!

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3 years

I may not be rich or good looking or smart or funny but... Where was I going with this?

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3 years

Exactly!!

@Andie00471

AntifaPuddin’Pop

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Show me an anti-vaxer. I'll show you someone who cuts in line, parks in the handicapped spot, won't return the cart, and lets the dog shit on the neighbor's lawn. This is not about Covid or vaccines. No one will ever convince the morally bankrupt to "do the right thing."

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2 years

Good morning & happy Saturday from Colorado!!

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7 months

I’m fucken ☠️ !

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3 years

This is Stella! She was about 10 weeks old, when this clip was taken. She is a friend of mine’s new baby. She’s 5 months old now.

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10 months

His name was Apache, I think a better name that encompass his true personality is Elliott? What do you think?

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4 years

Life did not give me lemons. It gave me onions!!! And let me tell you, Onionade fucking SUCKS!!

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11 months

If you remember this, you’re ancient, like me!

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3 years

Me: As soon as this pandemics over I need to travel more!!! Bank account: Like, to the park? :-/

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3 years

So what does one say that took a Twitter break and it lasted a few months, instead of a few weeks? Hi?!?!

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3 years

On my way to work this morning. I had to stop to get this pic! Good morning 9

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1 year

If you get this, I have news for you. You’re old! :-/

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3 years

Happy Thursday from Colorado! Have a great day!!!

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4 years

It doesn’t matter where you live,it’s a great place simply because, you are there! Be the reason someone smiles today!!

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3 years

When people say “it’s better than sex!” One thing becomes very clear to me.... They’re not having the right kind of sex!!

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4 years

Good morning & happy Monday from Colorado! This is Saint Catherine’s Chapel on the Rock in Allenspark Co. built in 1936

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3 years

I want to take a second to thank all of you that make my life worth it! Thank you for allowing me into your circle and making me feel like I matter!!

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4 years

All you women want is sex, sex,sex... While us guys just wanna talk about feelings and cuddle... I just don’t get it!

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2 years

Progress report on me! I am now walking with little limp! I am getting more in touch with my brain every day! I know am feeling like I am going back to normal!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Friday from Colorado!

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4 years

I’m seeing far too much anger and hate spewed on Twitter as of late! I won’t be a part of it and will block all I see spreading it. Healing starts from within. I refuse to become or be a part of the same kind of hate I’ve been fighting to get rid of four the past 4 years! 🖕hate

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3 years

Good morning and happy Friday from Colorado! I hope you all have a great day and even a better weekend!!

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3 years

Once again haters went after Renea! And once again I’m asking you all to follow @xxFukinPrincess & retweet this! Show the haters that they can’t keep us down! We will keep rebuilding stronger and better! Thank you very much!!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Saturday from Colorado! I wish you all a great Memorial Day weekend!!

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3 years

I get the last of my Fauci ouchie after work today!

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3 years

Did you know that if you hold someone under water long enough, they stop being an asshole?

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6 months

Good morning and happy Friday from Colorado!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Friday from Colorado!! We made it to the weekend!! I hope you all have a great day!!!

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5 months

Weird question. Do women even wear pantyhose anymore?

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3 years

I am home from the hospital yeah!!

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3 years

Update I’m getting released one week from today!!

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3 years

Good morning and happy Saturday from Colorado! You always have a choice to make someone’s day better or worse. Choose wisely!!

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4 years

Welcome to my DM’s! One slipped through the cracks! I may have been too rash to throw out the block so soon. What do you think?

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3 years

Good morning & happy Tuesday from Colorado!!! Make sure you are focusing on the positives in life. If it doesn’t bring you joy, it’s not worth your energy! Positive thoughts produce positive actions! Have a great day!!!

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3 years

Got to love nature!!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Thursday from Colorado!! Sometimes the most difficult journeys lead you to to the most beautiful places! Keep your destination in the forefront of your mind! One step at a time, you’ll get there & it will be worth it!!!

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3 years

I fucking love this!!!

@RexChapman

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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Dad of the Year...

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4 years

Good morning & happy Tuesday to you from Colorado!

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8 months

Good morning and happy Wednesday from Colorado!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Saturday from Colorado! I hope everyone has a great day and a fantastic weekend!

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Good morning & happy Monday from Colorado! I hope this is the best Monday you have all week! Don’t forget to be kind!

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4 years

Do you say wash or warsh? My 79 year old father says warsh. It always bugged me so I confronted him one day. He said he had to warsh his close. I said “dad, you know there is no R in wash, right”? He replied , “ yeah, and there’s no R in fuck off either”! Game,set & match!

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3 years

One of my most favorite friends had her account @Gabby_ucm hacked and brought down! Please follow and retweet!!

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3 years

PSA. If you’re a guy and you see a pretty woman on here, I’m begging you to act like a gentleman and like you’ve been around women before! Chat PUBLICLY! Get to know each other! If she’s interested in you, she’ll let you know! Don’t be a creep and DM her please?

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3 years

I want to thank you for good messages!!! you guys mean the world to me!!

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2 years

Good morning & happy Valentine’s Day from Colorado!!!

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3 years

Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? Well, apparently that’s called kidnapping and is frowned upon... Who knew?🤷‍♂️

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3 years

So finally, after all these years of hard work and after dedicating myself to follow my dreams, I am so happy to announce that they have finally come true!!!!! Yes, it’s true! I’m pregnant!

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2 years

I think I’m gonna pass! 😳

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2 years

😂

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3 years

Good morning and happy Saturday from Colorado! I asked my hiking buddy ⁦ @JillNeumann67 ⁩ if I could share this video clip this morning. It’s rare treat to get a shot like this! Have a wonderful day and remember to take care of you!

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3 years

You all know our “ fuckin Princess”Renea. She lost her latest account and has decided to not open a new account. So to the “haters”, I hope you got what you wanted. I lost a great friend because of stupid, childish games! #FuckTheHaters

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3 years

Good morning & happy Sunday from Colorado!

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4 years

When I have a panic attack I put a brown paper bag over my mouth... And drink all the bourbon inside. I don’t know but it seems to help. 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

I wanted to shout out good vibes and healing prayers to my friend @tacosforlife0 . He’s a good man!

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3 years

Here I am! Yes, I now know it’s in your head to! You’re welcome!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Wednesday from Colorado!! If you’re struggling try to remember that life is a cycle, and just like the sun will rise again, things will get brighter for you again! Have a great day!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Thursday from Colorado!! I missed you all

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1 year

Today, for the first time since my stroke, 14 months ago. I feel the fog in my brain is finally lifting and it feels glorious!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Friday from Colorado!!! Keep your focus on what’s important! The person you need to worry about is the person in the mirror!! When you find joy, share it! If you don’t see it, make it!!!

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4 years

What movie describes your sex life?

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4 years

All I want for Christmas is a fucking edit option!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Saturday from Colorado!!! I hope you are all having a great weekend!!!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Monday from Colorado!! Today is random act of kindness day! Don’t bother googling it, you won’t find it there. We don’t need a social calendar to tell us when to be kind which means, every day can be that day! Hate can only be driven out by love! ❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

Of course I’m an organ donor! After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of this? 🤷‍♂️ If you’re not already, I hope that you seriously consider it!

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3 years

Hey! I got a few DM’s today about my absence on Twitter today. Thank you very much for your concern! I’m not dead! Lol. I started a new job today so I had no time to tweet. I’ll be spotty on here for a while. Pesky bosses want you to learn their software, procedures & stuff!😆

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3 years

Good morning & happy Friday from Colorado!! Please take the time to make sure that the people that you love know how much they mean to you! Tomorrow’s never promised, you only have today!

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3 years

Good morning & happy Monday!! If it’s within your power to make someone happy today, please do it! Our world need more happiness!!

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4 years

What’s your go to in shitty traffic? Mine is: Come on!!! If you were going any slower, you’d be going backwards!!! 😡😡😡

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