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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
God When my lips no longer know what to ask for in prayer, please hear my heart. Let the holy spirit intercede for me with sighs too deep for words.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
God did, I bought A Car yall @Suzuki_ZA 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 months
Not a Single white person is complaining about Old Mutual, not a single soul coming forward.. Most tweets if not all are black people. I wonder why!!!!!
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
Happy 30th birthday to myself.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 months
Thank you for giving me the most beautiful daughter. Rest In Peace Papa Nwana 🤍🙏🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
"When the time is right, I the Lord will make it happen" And he did it for me. I AM PERMANENTLY EMPLOYED
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
Being a Nurse: If they didn’t come up with this plan because the hospital dont have enough Incubators, they would be still in Trouble. They came up with a plan, still in trouble. Can they take action against themselves for failing to buy enough incubators
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1 year
The North West Health Department says it will take action against its employees who were on duty when newborn babies were put in cardboard boxes instead of incubators or cribs at the Mahikeng Provincial Hospital.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Busiswa Was Having Sex WITH HER VAGINA, HER OWN VAGINA .. It doesn't give Kaygee Any right To beat her Up or Marc. Lock him up.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Kambe I once dated a Man who will wake up in the middle of the night and eat.. To avoid sharing. Even the chewing was so soft and light. To see is to go. 😭😭
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
A Sis entered a Taxin, not wearing a mask, driver asked her "don't you know the law" She answered him nonsense and refused to open the door for the next passenger, Bro kept quiet until we reach police station, We left her inside.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
I'm fluent in Afrikaans. Mzansi please be shook🙏🙏 earthquake nyana.
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6 years
WATCH | This dude's fluent venda has left Mzansi shook
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
A lesson About This Whole Faith Nketsi thing: Do Not be pressurized by Social Media Standards and sell your soul to all this little devil's. Own Lane. Struggling or not, Stay in your own Lane. ❤❤
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
When you won here at Home, they insulted you , because a "le changaanee" is not suppose to win. (Saw the tweets) But you kept it Together. Kept the faith. On behalf of all Tsonga Nation, hiri hak khesisa. Hati nyungwibyisa hi wena. Congratulations ❤
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It’s Sho time
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You guys voted for me and we did it!!!!! THANK YOU 😭😭😭🙏🏽 Best new international act!! ⭐️ #BETAwards
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Happy 29th Birthday to myself❤
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 months
I wish we understood this better: No one gets in a relationship hoping it will end No one get pregnant and have a baby hoping to be a single parent No one get married hoping to be divorced And when it happens, may we be kind to those who are heartbroken. Please
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
Dear @Julius_S_Malema If you really want to win, go village by village and tell our Grandmothers/Grandfathers that Mandela is no more. Phela they believe that they vote for Mandela. Im serious. #OpenRegistrationWeekend #RegisterToVote
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Yall Remember When chiefs was playing and Khune had Diarrhoea? What if Tshego....
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
Happy 31st birthday to Me. 🎊
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
Protect Julius Malema at all costs. Appreciate Julius Malema Everyday. 🙏🙏 #WinnieMandelaFuneral
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
10 months
You were never the problem Sis. Carolyna Danjuma ❤️ #RHOLagos
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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1 year
Hey 👋
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
The girlies at the Salon are the ones who texted Mihlali on some "MaryJane is here, come now" I know salons.. Dangerous mgosi there.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Dear Men: You are our Fathers, You are our brothers, You are our Partners, husbands, You are our prayer Warriors We love you, we appreciate you, You matter. And You are definitely not trash. Continue being the best that you are🙏🏿 #MenAreTrash
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
Speaking on behalf of all SA women, from now on,, we are all males until Bathabile is removed. #CabinetReshuffle 😥😥
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
She Took All the pains She took all the Insults She took all the Negativity Just like dust, she Rose Her Name Is, Caster Mokgadi Semenya. A Black South African Woman. A Queen 🙏🏿 #CasterSemenya
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 months
I pray we all stand with Gcinile , no woman deserves that. No one. And everyone who was scammed by grootman needs to go report him as well. Deserves jail that boy. What kind of a monster does that?? The mother of your child? Sies
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
@Meekval @AfricaFactsZone Not really rich, Im from there. Most of them are security guards and house helpers, what they do is go to Gauteng, stay in a shack while saving to build at home. Back in the villages, land is cheap if not free. So yah
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 months
Happy 33 Birthday to Me. Thank God for the gift of Life ❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
Home 🫶🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
@nypost Charlize Is from Benoni, thats all I came to tweet..
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
The Only Movie On earth that Matters the most is playing tonight at 22:11 On 139. Doesn't matter if you have it, watched it 100times. Watch it again. From Management. #Apocalypto
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Mbuyiseni Ndlozi And Julius Malema have that Siblings relationship, that brother for life relationship , hence julius is so comfortable with him. Y'all stop reaching.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
Kiernan Forbes did explain to the relevant people, not Jane from Twitter kanti ke eng ka lonna hee
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
If it is true, Why didn't Musa go after leeroy, he is the one who broke his vows, broke his marriage, broke his home /family Why go after Mihlali who is not married? Men gets protected everyday for their rotten behaviors and women gets blamed.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
10 months
@lmTheReasonWhy Everything is calculated, He knew that speaking about braids will get the girlies melt and it is working.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
Mikateko Ya Xikwembu 🫶🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Bald 🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
What if Nadia Nakai is the one passing all this gents around like a blunt??
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Scrubs ❄️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 months
We Yehovha, Nakhensa 🙏🏿❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 months
No furniture money just vibes but God is good😂😂❤️🙏🏿
@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 months
First Apartment 🫶🏿🤍 ooh God, thank you
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
Girl, Get Up 🫶🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
#WorkersDay at Work 🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
11 months
Vaka Gaza
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
Hi ❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
This is 32. Happy Birthday to Me.❤️ Thank God for the gift of life.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
The fact that I lost R1Million by printing out and photocopying Cvs, Transport Money to and from Police station to Certify. Transport Money to and from Submitting Cvs and im still unemployed.
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
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O jewa ke eng ?
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
10 months
After years of being bald, we braided❤️🫶🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Eat greens 💚
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not Funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny Tribalism Jokes Are not funny And Will Never be funny.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
Lol Benny Mayengani just said "Cassper Must go to school" 😂😂 #NgulaYaVutivi #Fillup
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
If You know #SamHoldings Personal, please tell him to stay away from Media. They don't love no one.they will destroy him Peace by peace. He Is perfectly safe Behind scenes.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
Never Ever underestimate the Power Of Prayer.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 months
Nurse ❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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1 month
Nightshift Nurse 🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
My younger sis bought a Car 🎊🎊 congratulations Nyiko.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
6 years
#CITHeistProtest why cant they protest by throwing money 😭😭
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
1 year
🥰
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
When you get time, please listen to Hlengiwe by Cassper Nyovest ft Zola 7
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
God Restores, Renews and redeems.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 months
I think im getting prettier each day..🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
I Repeat: May China ban all @Apple products, Stop Manufacturing, break any relation with Apple. Just for Control. #Huawei #HuaweiForever
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
Makhadzi worked hey, at 25 she built four houses. Huge huge. 💕
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Mikateko Ya Xikwembu ❤
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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1 year
❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
@kulanicool I support him, Anik yall buy Guccis and Lv for thousands from melika. It is time for people from that side to buy Xibelani for R60k. Perfect trade.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
11 months
Those who Know, Cancer is a very painful disease to fight, physically, emotionally and financially. Zoleka Mandela fighting spirit is one I truly admire. Never let the disease take away her Hope, her faith and Her Smiles. Sis Fought till her last breath. Rest in Peace Zoleka
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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1 year
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1 year
30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. 👀🫣🥰
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Coloured people wanna be white so bad , it is sad😭 #JusticeforEsethu
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Am I the only person who thinks that Someone Powerful is behind all of this. They are fuelling this attacks?? #JoburgCBD
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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3 months
🤍🖤
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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2 years
Mpandlhana ❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
@WWE @ShoMadjozi @JohnCena Sis collected Awards before this including your BET , Your Cardi B was begging for a picture. Missy Elliott the goat kneeled down before her. Congratulate and stop hating.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Cassper Is becoming the Old AKA. AKA Is becoming the Old Cassper. Tables are Turning.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
I want kids, I wanna be pregnant so bad 😭
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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9 months
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Imagine Robert Marawa, Dj Fresh Aka The big Dawg , Opening up their own Radio station. Just imagine. .
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
11 months
@mbaliziningii Pick n Pay says Hello😭😭😭😭
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
My face Says Hi 💕
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 months
“The Lord himself goes before me and I shall not fail”🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
Munhu Wa HLONIPHIWA HAMBI ANGARI NA NCHUMU
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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2 years
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
Psalm 139:14 "I will praise you for I am fearfully and wonderfully made"
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THIS. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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11 months
🫶🏿❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
9 months
Kelly Khumalo Is so Vile and Evil. You can actually tell she enjoyed tormenting Ntokozo. She can sing but her behaviour is very very satanic
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
God When my lips no longer know what to ask for in prayer, please hear my heart.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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1 year
“The Lord is My Shepherd, I have everything I Need”
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
@balleralert In Every tweet, In every interview, Kim Always credits her. Always.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
11 months
Mikateko Ya Xikwembu ❤️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Leeroy is Mihlali's Man now. The Judges can Judge all they want, the talkers can talk all they want, the gossipers can gossip and the tweeters like me can tweet with their 2 cent data and make no sense but yeah.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
1. Dont fall in love 2. Since you not doing it for love, Feba for the Money ke. Let them call you names but FOR THE MONEY. 3. Condomize , whatever you do. Condoms. 4. You do not fall pregnant, you don't #SideDishGuidelines101
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
3 years
@zuluking222 @mamlaba011 Even if he did, his money, his debt. Wena ungenaphi??
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
11 months
@TonyeBarcanista @AfricaFactsZone Thank you, No need to fight each other at all.. we have our own strengths as different countries , We all africans , We are One and the more we celebrate each other, the more united we shall be. 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
4 years
Having a relationship with God Is So Important.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
This was my King. The one I couldn't breath without. I'm gonna need yall to say a prayer for me. 😭😭😂
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
Mikateko Ya Xikwembu 🤍
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
5 years
Jokes Aside. #khune has been through a lot. Imagine your partner wakes up and remember everything else except you, it hurts and most of us were laughing but just imagine that pain. He found love , Congratulations to him.
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
Mikateko Ndlovu
2 years
A Smile to brighten your day ❄️
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@Mikateko_Ndlovu
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