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@MidgeAndSusie

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Corgi sisters, shenanigan enthusiasts, troublemakers, Kamala Stans. In our Brat era. “Corgi Eclipse” superstars

Joined October 2021
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
@gtconway3d Us too. Even though we are corgis, and not currently potential jurors, we too would make excellent jurors who would base their decisions only the record’s evidence and would meticulously follow the court’s instructions. Also corgis judge people constantly so we are experts.
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but even he wouldn’t shoot a dog in the face. Just a lawyer that one time. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
When swimming at the lake always remember; the odds of getting eaten by a shark are low, but never zero… #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter #Shark #lakelife #swimming
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
There is a raccoon that has been coming in our yard, and making trouble. So Mom put out a trap to try and catch it. She did not catch the raccoon, but she did catch this. #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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3 months
You guys Bonnie is trending for her Birthday!!! #CorgiCrew
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@gtconway3d
George Conway
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Hi, I’m Bonnie, and I turn 13 today
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@MidgeAndSusie
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1 year
Time for a swim! #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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3 months
CatBrother would like to play the part of Donald Trump for the corgi reenactment of the court transcripts
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
This is FlashGoaten. He lived with Mom&Dad before us. He used to butt the HuSisters & knock them over & get their clothes dirty. It was funny. They taught the HuSisters to play with him & to stay out of his pen. They never once considered shooting him. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
The most important thing you gotta do first when you check into a hotel room is to check the bed, to make sure it’s comfortable (and do some squirmy worms to make sure it smells like you). #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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Wow, how has Mr. George’s twitter not actually exploded at this point? Or is Donny just a huge fan of @PsychoPAC24 ? Because at this point it seems like he’s deliberately just writing the ads for them. @gtconway3d
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Aaron Rupar
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Trump on his January 6 speech: "Nobody has spoken to crowds bigger than me. If you look at Martin Luther King when he did his speech, his great speech, and you look at ours ... we had more."
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 months
@gtconway3d @claudiamconwayy Also here is your video
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
Stop trying to go places without us. It’s rude, and uncalled for. #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter
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@MidgeAndSusie
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1 year
Someone has clearly been cheating at Monopoly the entire time, and Clyde has just caught on to their misdeeds….
@claudiamconwayy
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
Building pillow forts is an important part of Corgi Culture. Here Susie demonstrates proper Corgi Fort building techniques. #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
We have been banished to the porch, because we were “intentionally getting underfoot in the kitchen while Mom was putting the Turkey in the oven”. RUDE
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
Mom and Dad took us to the BarkPark, so we could sit with Dad the bench. It’s too fluffin hot to be outside. #CorgiCrew #hotdogs
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@MidgeAndSusie
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6 months
It’s Friday so you should all be listening to @gtconway3d Explains It All to @SarahLongwell25 And we agree, corgis do belong on the Supreme Court. But Mr. George, how did you not realize they would be called Supreme Cortgis? #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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10 months
Some days are real sad and you gotta take extra good care of your hoomans. Today’s been one of those days. @Hammyandolivia have had a special place in our family’s heart since the beginning of the pandemic. We can’t believe Olivia is gone. She taught us how to corgi.
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@MidgeAndSusie
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5 months
@gtconway3d Anyone who asks questions I don’t like is shaming a rape victim: The Nancy Mace Story
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@MidgeAndSusie
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1 year
@bitharvest @gtconway3d If you don’t have at least one corgi in it, is it even a Jeep?
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
This morning Mom tried to snuggle both of us at once. But but we both wanted all the snuggles for ourself. Clearly the only way to settle this was with a CorgiWar right on top of Mom. It ended in a draw. So now we are both snuggling Mom. #CorgiWars
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
It’s BORKFAST TIME!!!!! (And Susie has a lot to say about it) #corgicrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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5 months
Today’s CorgiWar comes with bonus @gtconway3d explaining it all in the background. 1/2 #corgiwars
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
Mom, can Mrs. Whatsit come in to play? #CorgiCrew #DogsofTwitter #ChickensOfTwitter
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@MidgeAndSusie
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6 months
Mass hysteria!
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
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Andrew Feinberg
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@MidgeAndSusie
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7 months
Our sweet MysteryCat has gone to a more mysterious place. She went to sleep in Mom’s lap a few minutes ago, with us by her. She even got to FaceTime goodbye to BiggestHuSis before she went. We’ll miss her so, but know she has some great pals waiting for her at the bridge.
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
I finally put my paw down and told Mom and Dad that we had enough of their nonsense and that we were going on their trip too! We’re gonna eat all the hotel eggs, and do patrols on the Battery, and go on beach walks and get real sandy.
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
We just got a box from @Chewy , and that means Midge’s boyfriend is back for a visit. She’s once again spending all day staring at him, sleeping next to him, and keeping Susie from getting anywhere near him. #CorgiCrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
Being hotel dogs is exhausting
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
It gets worse. Susie had to go tell Mom that I was trapped. So not only did she rat me out before I could eat all the marshmallows, now everyone is calling Susie a hero for rescuing me again, and SHE got a marshmallow
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@MidgeAndSusie
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3 years
I see you are making avocado toast for breakfast. I too like avocado toast for breakfast #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter #homecooking
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@MidgeAndSusie
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8 months
Tonight’s CorgiWar started when Midge and Biggest HuSis were hanging out in the BigBed, and Midge got mad when Susie showed up to crash the party.
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3 years
When Mom shuts you out of the sunroom because she “needs to do yoga”, but clearly she is just flopping around on the floor and doesn’t want us to lick her face while she does it. RUDE. We need to nap on the sofa in there. #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
Monday Morning Mood #CorgiCrew #MondayMorning
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@MidgeAndSusie
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6 months
Frens, did you know if you escape mid bath, you are not in fact free to go on your way? The humans will recapture you and return you to the tub to complete your torture session. Even though you escaped fair and square? #CorgiCrew
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2 years
Mom told us we were going for a car ride. Now we’re at the groomer. How could she betray us like this? #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Deadly lake sharks spotted. Stay out of the water! #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter #lakelife
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@MidgeAndSusie
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7 months
This is fine. Everything is fine…. Midge and MysteryCat don’t BOTH have their butts on me at once…
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1 year
Midge made some choices today… The regret is real. #CorgiCrew
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2 months
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… #CorgiCrew #CorgiSharks #LakeLife
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@MidgeAndSusie
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11 months
Very big CorgiWar this morning. This one started outside and made it all the way to the playroom (because that is the best place for CorgiWars, it has the sofa maze)
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3 years
Gotta help Mom make the bed! #CorgiCrew #Corgi #dogsoftwitter
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9 months
Mom bathed us, and gave us both pawdicures. Too bad she’s probably gonna die under mysterious circumstances real soon... #CorgiCrew
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2 years
You weren’t thinking of leaving without us, we’re you? #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
It’s gotten worse! HELP!!! #corgicrew
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9 months
That face you make when the German Shepherd wins the herding group…. #Westminster #bestinshow #corgicrew
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9 months
When Midge doesn’t come when Mom calls, appropriate measures must be taken #corgicrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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1 year
We did not miss Mom and Dad AT ALL. We are clearly withholding all affection from them forever. #corgicrew
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2 years
The CorgiWars™ are fierce this morning. #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter
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@MidgeAndSusie
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7 months
Mom just picked us up from the Vet. Don’t tell her, but we did drugs right after we got there. Who knew the vet was so cool? When we woke up, our teeth were cleaned and our nails had been trimmed. We’ve had worse trips… #corgicrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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4 months
Susie has spent all morning making sure Midge knows the importance of proper eye safety during today’s #SolarEclipse . She has modeled proper eyewear usage, delivered a long lecture on the subject, & made Midge practice wearing her solar eclipse glasses properly #Eclipse2024
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
Helping clean the bowl Mom had turkey stock in is a very important job. #corgicrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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6 months
Happy Corgitines Day! #corgicrew
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9 months
We just got home, and CorgiWars have already resumed. #CorgiCrew
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2 years
I’m not vain, I just know how good I look. #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Dad wasn’t supposed to be home until this afternoon, but instead he showed up first thing this morning. Mom is lucky she has CorgiSecurity™ to warn her about things like this. #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter #dogsontwitter #corgi
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@MidgeAndSusie
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10 months
Today is a very impawtant day! It’s the third anniversary of our GotchaDay! It’s the first day we met Mom & Dad, and decided we needed to keep an eye on them. Imagine the chaos that would be happening if we weren’t here to be in charge of everything. #corgicrew
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@MidgeAndSusie
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2 years
Squirrel and ghost patrol at our favorite haunted house, then a long walk! #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter
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3 months
This is our Mom. She is kinda annoying & tries to boss us around, but we love her anyway. She films our CorgiWars, & gives us tummy rubs, & picks Susie up to get in the hammock or on the sofa 100x a day, & makes sure GeorgeGlass comes to visit Midge. Happy Mother’s Day
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4 months
Send help, and an Uber! Mom’s back on her “we gotta go on walks” borkshit, and now she’s bringing Midge too. And that means I can’t do my patented “refuse to walk every 30 feet” move, because I can’t let Midge get ahead of me and think she is in charge around here.
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@MidgeAndSusie
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9 months
1. You don’t tell me what my job is. I tell you what your job is. 2. I was ALSO telling you that CatBrother wanted to go out. 3. You need all the help you can get, MOM. #CorgiCrew
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8 months
Christmas has been exhausting. #CorgiCrew
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5 months
GeorgeGlass came to provide moral support for Midge while she got her bath #corgicrew
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9 months
It appears that even MysteryCat has forgiven Midge’s chicken theft. #CorgiCrew
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2 years
After the V-E-T, Mom went and got us some new balls, to try and win our love back. But then she left them on the sofa, and didn’t open them because she got a call. So we took care of opening them ourselves. #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter #DogsOnTwitter
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9 months
Today Mom is thankful that I share the pillow with her.
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2 years
The humans finally got home!!! We we just a tiny bit excited to see Dad.
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2 years
I built a truly excellent nap nest today. #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter #Naptime
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3 years
Mad sploot while we wait on breakfast #corgicrew #corgi #dogsoftwitter
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9 months
When Mom tries to go in the bathroom alone. #CorgiCrew
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3 years
Midge is hoarding all the toys again…. #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter
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10 months
BETRAYAL! #CorgiCrew
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4 months
Don’t fluff with me when it’s time for Borkfast, Mom.
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4 months
I’m not getting out of my hammock until someone brings me a hot dog. #corgicrew
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1 year
The humans won’t let me go out in the yard and bark at the jerk neighbor dog. So now I must sploot the saddest sploot ever splooted #CorgiCrew
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3 years
We see you are making Twice Baked Potatoes. We too are potatoes who need to be stuffed with bacon. #CorgiCrew #corgisoftwitter #Bacon
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9 months
Guess what time it is?!?!?!?!?? The BEST time of every trip! Time for HOTEL EGGS!! Happy Thanksgiving everybody! We’re thankful for all our friends here. And hotel eggs. #corgicrew
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9 months
Today CorgiWars started when Susie wanted Midge to help her get her steps in #corgicrew
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7 months
Susie, don’t you get too close to George. He’s mine!
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9 months
Wait one fluffin second here. Suitcases are out. You’re not going anywhere without Susie! #corgicrew
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2 years
Monday meeting to decide when/if we will forgive the humans for going out of town without us #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter #mondayreport
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9 months
We have been banished to the porch, just because Dad claims our paws got a LITTLE tiny bit muddy when we were digging a hole in the yard. Why would he make up such lies about two innocent corgis? #corgicrew
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9 months
We see you are having yogurt for Borkfast. Cleaning the yogurt cups out is OUR job. Hand it over.
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6 months
Decided to forgive Mom, because I needed place to rest my snoot for a nap.
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2 years
HELP! There is a squirrel in our yard and Mom won’t let us out to chase it off!! They’re gonna take over and she is just gonna let it happen!!! #CorgiCrew #DogsofTwitter
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9 months
Come have Borkfast with us (and see how I tell Mom off when Borkfast is TEN minutes late for NO good reason). #corgicrew
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2 years
The daffodils are finally blooming! #corgicrew #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to let Mom buy a letter board… #CorgiCrew #dogsoftwitter #DogsOnTwitter #fridaymorning #FridayFeeling
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1 month
Look who’s back #GeorgeGlass
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2 years
Trying to convince Mom and Dad that it’s warm enough to head to the beach, or at least the lake. #CorgiCrew #SusieShark #dogsoftwitter
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9 months
This morning’s corgi war started outside, but had to be moved indoors on account of rain
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1 year
This morning’s CorgiWar was held right in the middle of Mom’s attempt to put away the laundry. #CorgiCrew
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3 years
Dad just left to “go on a business trip”. This seems like a bunch of nonsense. We’re going to sit at our security post and Bork everything until he comes back #CorgiCrew
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9 months
Morning patrols on the Battery. No water sneks, but we did chase off a bunch of squizzers. #corgicrew
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7 months
Mom, don’t worry about getting the towel. We already dried ourselves off on the couch! #corgicrew
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4 months
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