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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

The Messi news has really overshadowed the fact that Harry Maguire's lawyers, in court, under oath, took to the stand and told the judge and the world that he went to Greece with a thirst for knowledge.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

moving from 140 Twitter to 280 Twitter

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

Hands down my favourite thing about football is how no matter what happens with any team, the joke is somehow always on Spurs

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance Mr. Ancelotti:

Listen here Nomb Nuts

@dril

10 years

all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

IT'S OUR CUP AND WE'LL SMASH IT TO PIECES IF WE WANT TO

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Oh my God

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

6 years

Eric Dier giving it large to the home end after 35 minutes then being at fault for the two goals that lost them the Derby is the most Tottenham Hotspurs thing that anyone’s ever done

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Harry Kane today

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Lost it at Pires just casually strolling in like he's still a player, that man will never pay for a gym membership

Hayters TV

@HaytersTV

5 years

What could possibly be going on here?... 💬👀 Watch the full @Arsenal training session 🔴 👇👇

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

1 year

Scoring 1 goal all season and it being that goal is somehow infinitely funnier than having scored 0.

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Michael Keshani

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4 years

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Arteta right now

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@Reuters

3 years

"I'm still alive," says pope, "though some wanted me dead"

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Manchester United 1 (Fernandes (pen), 90 mins +18 years)) Arsenal 1 (Wiltord, 55 mins)

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Kos was a great player for us. If you care about the fact he left a dreadful regime who lied to him after playing on one leg for a year, or that he changed his shirt in an announcement video, get a grip. Very arguably our best Emirates era CB and wrecked himself in being so.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

The thing I'm most hyped for with Chamberlain moving is who else gets to play LWB instead of Kolašinac. Money's on Mertesacker.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 months

When Palace come to the Emirates next season

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

5 months

🔵🔴🇯🇵 Daichi Kamada to Crystal Palace, here we go! Verbal agreement confirmed as revealed on Friday, medical tests booked this week. Palace are just waiting for Kamada to sign the contract as free agent. Oliver Glasner wanted Daichi again after Eintracht chapter together.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

11 months

Sent off for protesting, this is truly Sunak’s Britain

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Make the set piece coach do the post-game interview, make him defend himself @Arsenal

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

Giroud's goal has reminded us that nothing in the world is funnier than a Utd fan being told something non-Utd is better than something Utd.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

3 years for Willian on £200k is a £31m outlay alone for a guy who turns 32 this week, let alone all the attached fees and other nonsense that comes with it for v little chance of being able to recoup that. If you don’t think there’s smarter moves to be made, idk what to tell you.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

The next North London Derby is gonna be Emery and Mourinho both playing to keep the score down to a 0-1 loss, I feel sick

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Can't believe a team managed by Mauricio Pochettino would lose their heads at a crucial moment and start kicking people like a bunch of pathetic, petulant children. No precedent for this.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Me explaining to my gf why I stayed up til half 3 to watch Messi win the Copa and am knackered now

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Xhaka leading the team out as captain at home to Wolves.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

you can't hold a second referendum on the fucking captaincy

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

I get that to a lot of people today is 8 years since Agüero vs QPR but if you’re honest to your federation this should be the abiding moment of that day.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Cédric launching the role of deep lying playmaker from LB????? Arteta might see football in seven dimensions.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Ladies and gentlemen…

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

Elneny smacked that at the near post with the confidence of someone who trains with Čech every day.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Said about Fulham last year but we need to put together an independent panel to assess Norwich squads when they look like they’re coming up again. They’re treating our great league like a hotel they can’t afford to stay in, stealing our dressing gowns and towels, mocking us.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

When people bring up Ramsey’s ‘injury record’ or ‘wages’ or ‘the fact he’s 30 and we already need to change the age profile of the squad’ in discussions about him potentially coming back.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Josh Kroenke turning up in episode 4 of the Amazon documentary.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Solskjaer's post game team talk.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

11 months

Honestly, if we have any decency as a club - the 'class' they like to speak about - we'd go to West Ham with another hundred mil and say sorry for ripping you off the first time. It's just the gentlemanly thing to do.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

10 years

Wayne Rooney's career would make a lot more sense if it turned out he's actually been 5 years older than we all thought this whole time

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

I like Xhaka more than most people but if there's a chance to sell a non-indispensable player who's almost 29 for a decent fee when you need a general rebuild, you take it. Look at what not doing that has got us over the last 5 years.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Look at this smile. Then they go and call the game off, right when this man had some extraordinary nonsense lined up. Never forget what they’ve taken from us. Never let them forget what they’ve done.

Football Daily

@footballdaily

3 years

Sean Dyche admiring the snowy Turf Moor pitch in just a white shirt ❄️ 🤣

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Michael Keshani

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6 years

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Do they realise that the new rule is that you’re allowed to play goal kicks inside the box, not that you have to

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Yet I was hearing about £70m for the TOWIE Coutinho

Adam Keys

@adamkeys_

3 years

#Arsenal finally have a player in Ødegaard who can pick holes in a team. But in the last few games, he has shown to be more than just a tidy, gifted 10. He’s a leader, a worker and a player who isn’t scared to shout and organise. Incredible signing. #afc

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Your fantasy team 🤝 Unai Emery Consistently getting bailed out by Aubameyang

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

One tournament without Higuaín and look what happens.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

Even if City go out from here, going out of the CL with a 6-6 score purely to further taunt United is really something to be respected.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

"Surely people are starting to feel sorry for United and their fans now?"

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Guardiola normally vs. Guardiola on big CL nights

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

We lost to Swansea last night and yet still today is the best day in our history, what a fucking institution this is

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

All the Tony Adams chat has reminded me of my favourite ever quote from him, which may also be my favourite ever quote from anyone.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

You'd think Spurs would take their hilarious, humiliating losses in good grace after all the practice they've had with them

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Arteta with the masterplan no one could possibly have seen coming, this man sees in six dimensions

James Robson

@jamesalanrobson

5 years

Clubs in yellow would benefit from the PL season being voided. If City’s ban is upheld, Arsenal stand to be the biggest winners of all after finishing 5th last year. United would be among biggest losers with two trophies to play for & implications to their Adidas deal #MUFC

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

Welbeck's breaking the assist record next year and not one of them will be intentional

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

Disgusted at Alexis being held as the yardstick for effort/commitment like Pires isn't still turning up to training 11 years after leaving.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

That Iwobi goal was also better than Mkhitaryan's

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

There’s not an awful lot about the club that makes me proud but our players coming together to call Toni Kroos a mug and tell him where he can go really does warm the heart.

Mesut Özil

@M10

4 years

The best goal celebration! ⚽💥 @Aubameyang7

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

Heard the chips in this place are unbelievable.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Saka single-handedly makes me believe better things are possible. Not just for this club, but the world over. A better world is coming, and it’s all because of him.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

36 minutes and it's already close to the full Giroud Experience. Miss a sitter, class one touch assist, an ill-advised attempt at a ridiculous goal, rolling around like he's been tasered after getting a knock. It's been like a week and I already miss him so much.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Kinda admire Neil Maupay’s mission to piss off absolutely everyone in the world, including his own fans.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

6 years

Higuaín trying to keep up with Chelsea’s counters.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

Not been watching but alarmed and disturbed by this - the centre forward is dropping into deeper areas, playing the ball, but then he’s running forward at pace, both joining up with and contributing to the attack. Are centre forwards definitely allowed to do that?

afcstuff

@afcstuff

2 years

From goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale to Sevilla’s box in seconds. Artetaball. 😍 #afc

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Seems to me that if going unbeaten for a season were so easy then Ferguson might have achieved it in one of his 26 attempts in this league. That’s just how it seems to me, anyway.

Daniel Harris

@DanielHarris

5 years

Liverpool are going to absolutely trounce the points tally Arsenal got in 03/04 but Arsenal fans think them getting beaten in the process is a triumph. I wish with all my little heart that I got it, but I haven’t got a scooby. The point is to win, not to avoid defeat.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Arteta and AMN 😭😭😭

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Oh yeah, so now the team with the big gun in their crest really, really look like bastards. Thanks a lot.

ESPN UK

@ESPNUK

4 years

Wolves, Aston Villa and West Brom have removed the animals from their club badges to highlight the increasing loss of wildlife around the world 🦁🐺🐦 #WorldWildlifeDay

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

You know that thing about how the less Guardiola is threatened by something, the more he praises it? He’s gone to a new extreme here. This is all out villainy.

Gary Neville

@GNev2

3 years

Apologies to my Spurs friends 😂 My 29 questions with Frank Lampard is out now on The Overlap, give it a watch if you like 👍🏻

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Is also funny that PSG are engaging in large headloss on the world stage and some element of the joke is still on Spurs.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

In 95-96, everyone lost. In 96-97, everyone lost. In 97-98, everyone lost. In 98-99, everyone lost. In 99-00, everyone lost. In 00-01, everyone lost. In 01-02, everyone lost. In 02-03, everyone lost. In 03-04, someone didn’t lose.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

City Xtra

@City_Xtra

4 years

Arsenal have made 'contact' with Sergio Aguero.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

The TL today.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

6 years

We’ve given a defensive midfielder #11 ? What kind of perverts do we have running this club?

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

Just snorted a line of pure, uncut Barclays

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Admire and pity any Arsenal fan who thinks this is good news rather than a preview of the fact we’re definitely launching Greenwood’s career the same way we did Rashford’s, with Sokratis playing the role of Gabriel.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Damn, Willock not even in the squad? He must’ve attempted a through ball in training.

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@MichaelKeshani

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Guardiola without Arteta confirmed finito, brains of the operation now working for The Arsenal Football Club

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

6 years

Arteta to name Mr. Wenger as his assistant, as time goes on it becomes clear it's a very obvious puppet regime and the Big Man is still running the show. He's done it again.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Aubameyang has my favourite quality in an Arsenal player - being so good I don’t know why he plays for us

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 years

There was literally no winner.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

@danstapleton89

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Before this gets taken as a Pulp reference, I want it on record that this is a William Shatner reference. And if you don't know why, I can only recommend some Googling. It'll change your life.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

Let the absolute shambles that this last few days has been remind you: these people are gutless, spineless cowards who don’t have a clue. There’s more power in collective action than any of us realise.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

And yet here you are, making a fool of yourself in goal

The Spurs Express

@TheSpursExpress

2 years

Hugo Lloris on Emiliano Martinez’s World Cup final shootout antics: “Making a fool of myself in goal, rattling my opponent and crossing the line, I just can’t do that. I’m too rational and honest a man to go that way.” - [via @GFFN ]

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

The plan: if De Jong refuses to leave, we make clear we have evidence of the previous regime's dodgy financial dealings involving the club, ensuring a spotlight on all levels of the club during a summer where we've spent £300m despite being £1bn in debt.

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

2 years

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona told Frenkie de Jong on July 15 they have evidence of criminality around contract given by old board + cause for legal action vs all involved. #FCBarcelona asked him to annul deal & revert to previous terms @TheAthleticUK #MUFC #CFC

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

People are acting like City only having Brighton ahead means it's foregone, but I'm assured that you need 5-15 transfer windows working on a team to get more than 1 point off Brighton in a whole season.

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@MichaelKeshani

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Willian talking about how the club didn’t live up to its ‘big plans’ and being ‘dissatisfied with the project’

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

7 years

As Cardiff prepare to play Man City, it’s important we remind ourselves that Neil Warnock remains one of the sport’s best and most vital characters.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

4 years

If Gabriel is serious about our fans’ efforts on social media convincing him to join he has to be sold. This man clearly has horrendous judgement and decision making and I don’t want that at the heart of my defence. Get him out.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Klopp really went for a ‘what a sad little life, Jane’ angle, you’ve won almost every game for 2 years, calm down mate

Dermot Corrigan

@dermotmcorrigan

5 years

Klopp at presser: "If you want to play like this, and the stadium are happy with how you play, just for the result, they are not here to see sensational football, but they got the result and they are now happy..."

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

On the lighter note, this last 5/6 is easily the best and most sustainable looking run under Arteta. All the hallmarks of what he’s talked about wanting this whole time rather than what we’ve seen for most of it, and really now feels a lot more like we’re going somewhere.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

2 years

Reiss Nelson, 16:10 GMT

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

3 years

Finishing behind Spurs but free of the disgusting and sickening Conference League

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

You know how Monaco got rid of Jardim, appointed a no hoper in his place, realised it was a huge mistake and, despite his flaws, just went back to the old bloke, only with the added gift of Cesc Fàbregas in his new squad? Just something to think about @Arsenal

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

8 months

Feel like I’m losing my mind when I see Ramsdale chat. Bloke’s head fell off in the top 4 run-in in 21/22 and even worse in the title run-in last year. How is he so bulletproof that I’m seeing ‘Raya doesn’t make the save [that Ramsdale made look needlessly hard]’. Get a grip

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

5 years

Can't believe Koscielny released a video of him burning every Arsenal shirt he ever played in while shouting 'I'm glad I've left the bastards' in both English and French for maximum reach. Really puts a dampener on the 9 years he spent here.

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Michael Keshani

@MichaelKeshani

10 months

Having to act like a normal person as I spend tonight’s festivities with a number of the non-football people in my life

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