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@MichaelHook_CLE

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(he/him) Tanner Bibee and Jhonkensy Noel truther, Creator of MichaelMemes™️ and an avid bagel enthusiast

Cleveland, OH
Joined December 2019
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5 months
Grandma is staying in the cage until the Guardians win their 3rd World Series in franchise history
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2 years
@TwiceIndicted @marissa_elocin Kinda is though. They literally invited his family back in 2019 after he passed away and gave them special seats only to give the award to Cardi. His only nominations have been posthumous so it just seems like a cash grab to get his fans to watch to see him maybe win.
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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2 years
The Guardians are going through one of the biggest screw jobs in MLB history
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@CraigMish
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Marlins have DFA’d Tim Anderson.
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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5 months
- Known clubhouse cancer - Actively trolled fans and media on this site - Has clashed with past management - Threw a baseball into a fountain when he was being pulled after a bad start - Cost his team a potential ring by cutting his hand on a drone - Anti-LGBT/transphobic
@DanClarkSports
Dan Clark
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Trevor Bauer... • has served his suspension. • hasn't been found guilty of any crime. • pitched well in Japan last year. • is seeking the MLB minimum $. • is supported by former teammates. • pitched well against the LAD (MiLB). MLB needs to drop the blacklisting agenda.
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2 years
The Cleveland Clinic has updated their main causes for heart attacks: 1. Poor diet 2. Lack of exercise 3. Rays vs Guardians game 2 of the Wild Card 4. Smoking
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3 years
Masked Booker giving off major Dwight Schrute vibes #nba
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2 years
I need a Josh Naylor bomb in Yankees stadium just to see how absolutely MENTAL he goes
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4 months
Guys I’m not even kidding when I say this We have scored 69 runs in 420 total AB’s
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4 months
The Cleveland Guardians have scored 69 runs this season. Nice.
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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1 year
Jose Ramirez vs Tim Anderson #ForTheLand   Home Run (19) 💣 Exit velo: 106.7 mph Launch angle: 28 deg Proj. distance: 426 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
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1 month
THE GUARDIANS JUST PLAYED “NOT LIKE US” AFTER SCORING 7 IN AN INNING OFF OF THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS
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1 year
Fuck the commissioners trophy, hang this video in progressive field
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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2 years
“See you mother fuckers in the ALDS” - Myles Straw (probably)
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Nobody: James Karinchak after throwing precisely 4 pitches:
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2 years
Me at 2 am on March 31st watching the Guardians and Mariners go into extra innings:
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1 year
BRB y’all, I’m about to go dip a pierogi in Lake Erie
@RoatansFinest
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2 years
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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Arguably the greatest pitcher is Cleveland baseball history, and for sure the best player in modern Cleveland baseball history 3-time all star 2-time Cy Young ERA title 38.3 career fWAR 1,725 career strikeouts Congrats on a great career, and enjoy retirement Klubot🤖
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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2 months
Jose Ramirez does this like 3 times a week, Cody
@codybtapp
Cody Tapp
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There is almost no universe that is a double for anyone not named Bobby Witt Jr
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1 month
Did Steven Kwan and Jose Ramirez die or something??????
@CodifyBaseball
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Will the MVPs this year be Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani?
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“7 of your games were against Oakland”
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2 years
1-4: Civale 5-6: Hentges 7: Stephan 8: Karinchak 9: Clase Who says no?
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4 months
He may be a lunatic But he’s our lunatic and we love him for it
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
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Love him so much. #ForTheLand
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2 years
For those who have never experienced Cleveland winter: It’s going to be 22 degrees on thanksgiving, 65 and partly cloudy on Christmas Day, 12 on New Years, and then hypothermia levels for all of January except 2 random days of 47 degrees
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1 year
JOSE RAMIREZ JUST STOLE HOME OH MY GOD BUILD THE STATUE NOW
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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3 months
Fixed it for ya
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@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 months
CELTICS TAKE A 3-1 LEAD OVER THE CAVS ☘️
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HES BACK
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@GuardsInsider
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The Guardians have traded LHP Anthony Banda to the @Dodgers for cash considerations
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4 months
The Cleveland Guardians city connect jerseys have been leaked 👀
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3 months
The Boston Celtics 24-25 Nike City Edition jerseys have reportedly leaked 👀👀👀
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5 months
Swifties become chiefs fans because Kelce plays for the Chiefs Chiefs win the Super Bowl Travis Kelce is a fan of the Cavs Swifties find out Kelce likes the Cavs and therefore they start liking the Cavs Cavs win the NBA Finals???? The math is mathing
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@TickPick
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What is an iconic sports photo that needs no explanation?
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2 months
He is beauty, he is grace, he slid into second with his face
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2 years
SOURCES: Aaron Judge has purchased a house in Strongsville 👀👀👀
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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3 months
Records against teams >.500 Guardians: 18-9 Royals: 8-13 Twins: 12-21 Tigers: 10-13 White Sox: 10-28
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2 years
The 27th man 👀🫡 #ForTheLand
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9 months
The moment that our prince became a king 👑
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1 year
This isn’t even a question.
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@DogWalkBarstool
The Dog Walk
1 year
Who is the best sports broadcaster?
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8 months
Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman, and Shohei Ohtani. All brought together, just to beat one man
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@CyLouie__
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Calling Jram a superstar because of RBIs like he's not one of the least clutch players in the AL LMFAOOO
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2 years
The Guardians lost? I say the proper response is firing Joe Woods
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JHONKENSY NOEL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Guardians who have either broken, tied, or are close to their HR total from 2023 Josh Naylor (1 more to tie) Will Brennan (3 more than 2023) Steven Kwan (tied) David Fry (4 more than 2023) Brayan Rocchio ( 2 more than 2023) Tyler Freeman (2 more than 2023) It’s still June
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@MichaelHook_CLE
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8 months
HE’S COMING HOME
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@DanielAlvarezEE
Daniel Álvarez-Montes
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#Marlins are acquiring C Christian Bethancourt from the #Guardians , sources tell @ElExtrabase . Bethancourt, 32, has seven years of MLB experience. Has one of the best arms for a catcher in the league.
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@CodifyBaseball
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Who's the most underrated player in MLB? Give me one name only. Please contribute.
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What happened to the “keep politics out of sports” crowd?
@TalkinBaseball_
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Taylor Walls did the Trump "Fight! Fight!" after this double
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The man, the myth, the legend himself
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2 years
If this gets 50 retweets I will buy and wear a SpongeBob costume to game 1 of the Wild Card in Cleveland
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2 years
Who I’m rooting for in the playoffs
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3 months
Guards rubber match and game 3 for the Cavs? It can only mean one thing…
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He just has an absolutely insane amount of aura
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Yeah we’re definitely in the script this year
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The @CleGuardians lead the AL in runs scored after taking 2 of 3 in Seattle.
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You wouldn’t last a day in the asylum I was raised
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2 months
THEY ROYALS LOST
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“7 of your games were against Oakland”
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Secret agent pulls through again
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“Yeah you can copy my homework. Just change up a couple of the answers so you can’t tell it’s copied”
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1 year
Tim Anderson when he sees that Jose Ramirez is the “designated hitter” in today’s lineup:
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1 year
🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced in your life time?
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Our king has returned
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“DRIVE INTO LEFT!!! AT THE WALL, ITS GONE!!!! RAJAI DAVIS!!!”
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@stclairashley
Ashley St. Clair
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I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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1 year
I’ve seen enough. I’m officially driving down to Columbus myself to pick up Bo Naylor. Won’t even charge for gas or anything. I might even buy him McDonald’s on the way there.
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JOSE RAMIREZ IS ONTO THE SECOND ROUND 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Hammy just conveyed that Jhonk’s nickname in the clubhouse given by Vogt is “Big Christmas” and I just think that’s neat
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2 years
Expect Tito to go full sail tomorrow with Stephan, Karinchak, De Los Santos, and Clase We are in for the ride of our lives, ladies and gentlemen
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This man played 49 games for us and I loved every single one of them
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@enviyon414
enviyon
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who’s y’all’s fav player to play less than a full season for your team. i’ll start:
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@imnotpopbase
poppy 🦋
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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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“We lost some lights. It’s getting darker, either that… or I’m saying farewell” - Tom Hamilton
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Good morning, and a happy Gavin Williams bump day to all those who celebrate
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Shaquille O’Neal delivers pizzas Shaquille O’Wheels
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Dr. Seuss has been awfully quiet since I made this
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And it’s fucking disgusting
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@ffshuriam
Huriam 🕊
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wtf do men want?
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David Fry loves my “you’ve been fryed” meme and my life is complete cause of that fact
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The Cleveland Guardians have scored 8 runs for the 3rd time in a week
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“He’s probably thinking about other girls right now” *What he’s actually thinking about*:
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The Donovan Mitchell trade turned a potential future title winning team into a potential future dynasty
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2 years
New postgame meme unlocked ✅✅
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All I’m saying is that everything in this world started going to shit when the Cubs won the World Series
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@MikeTrout
Mike Trout
1 year
Cleveland ✈️✈️✈️✈️!!!!
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MOREEEE SIGNS
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Cleveland has the home opener, the NCAA women’s final 4 with 3 of the biggest stars in women’s college basketball history, and is in the path of totality for a solar eclipse. All in one weekend. I’m so happy for my city 🥹
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“Let Logan Allen cook!!!” Logan Allen cooking:
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Also, for anyone saying “bring in Trevor Bauer”: I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, I hope your spoon bends the next time you scoop it into ice cream, I hope you step on a Lego, I hope your reheated lasagna is cold in the middle. Also please shut the fuck up.
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The outside of Progressive Field ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Fransisco Lindor on November 2nd, 2016:
@tkelce
Travis Kelce
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NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
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Shohei Ohtani could be traded and 'will definitely' leave the Angels if they fall out of playoff contention this season, per @JeffPassan
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Almost time…
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1 year
Bally Sports downfall AND I get to watch the Guards for free? MASSIVE W
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Front Office Sports
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MLB plans to broadcast games of roughly a half-dozen teams for free, per @nypost , as their RSN provider — Diamond Sports — prepares for bankruptcy. Teams reportedly include: ▪️ Arizona Diamondbacks ▪️ Cincinnati Reds ▪️ Cleveland Guardians ▪️ San Diego Padres
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boyfriEND. girlfriEND. they all end with END. you know what doesn’t end? Jose Ramirez RT if you cried
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Annual reminder that in this house, we love and respect @myles_straw
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