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Michael Lowe

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Manchester United season ticket holder .No idea how twitter works but trying -somehow followed by Lou Macari. Textiles importer.

Manchester/London.
Joined September 2016
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Kyle Walker trying to remember if he picked up the right one.
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When you are not quite sure how a penalty wasn’t given- then you remember it’s Liverpool playing .
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A fella was hammered drunk wandering through Dungarvan over Christmas. Somebody decided to put music and special effects to it🥴😂
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One of the finest acts of sportsmanship ever😂
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Man City’s accountant tonight rechecking the books .
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Imagine this happening today 😂
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Bruno Fernandez being told he is back on penalties .
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When your Grandad pisses himself laughing at you throwing your toys out of the pram 😁
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Anthony Martial arriving at Carrington after a hard shift against Everton .
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He isn’t the problem and if he is long may he continue being one .No PR team writing apologies on Twitter here that’s a Captain of United .What did people expect 👏👏👏
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"I don't accept less than the top three." Cristiano Ronaldo says that #MUFC should not accept anything less than a top three finish in the Premier League this season.
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Pep’s family try and lift his spirits
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Jeff Stelling wearing Spurs new 3rd kit
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This is how to celebrate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rashford tracking back .
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Whoops 😬
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@jeremycorbyn The last thing the world needs right now is Jeremy Corbyn
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After admitting they have no fans the gift that keeps giving admits they are not a big club -turning into the Alan Partridge of Manchester🤣
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Dear Marks and Spencer’s thanks so much for the delivery today but are you sure it’s a fillet 🎄😂😂
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Whoever did this😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏👏
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It would be easier to rebuild Ukraine .
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What is Erik ten Hag thinking? 💭
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This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No need to wind scousers up when they do such a good job of winding each other up😁
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Arsenal the gift that keeps giving 🤣
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Prince Andrew’s arrived.
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If the Glazers ever get kidnapped I hope they send Ed Woodward to negotiate the fee.
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Imagine Sir Alex doing this begging FC.
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@MWhatton Yep - happens again and again and again . Ridiculous.
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I think this new dance could take off - always been a trend setter has Pep .
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One Red Devil 👹we can all agree is a complete c**t🤮🤮🤮
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Look who got engaged🤣
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Just when you think you had a lucky escape ..
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With the audio 😁😁
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The difference between water and beer 🍺
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The Anfield myth officially busted 🤣
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🚨 Klopp: “I was not overly happy with the atmosphere behind me. I wondered what they wanted”. “We need Anfield on their toes without me being in argument with their coach or whatever”. “If you're not in the right shape, give your ticket to someone else…”, via @ptgorst .
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Arsenal’s season highlights .
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Breaking news Man City report record attendance of the season for tonight’s game.
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For all the debates about female pundits and whether some are good or not one thing for certain everyone can agree on is Steve McManaman is the worst of the lot -how he gets paid is beyond comprehension .
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It’s been a long old time since we bought players that connect to the club . Ferguson type signing along with Malacia .
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🇦🇷🔴🎙 Lisandro Martinez 🗣 “I chose Manchester United because they are the best club in the world. That’s it. It was as simple as that for me. They are the best club in the world. In every game, you can feel the support from the fans.”
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Most Man City fans I know who claim to have supported the club before 2008 always claim to have supported them when they were in division 3 - well the good news is it looks like you might get your chance again 😁
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Ronaldo fucking off Carragher and Eric Ten Hag dropping the F bomb live on TV what a night 😁🤣
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Var can be allowed a day off from ruining football now and again . Cannot wait for Klopp🤣
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Posting a photo of a cunt .
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Ten Hag in 2029 when Martial and Rashford get new contracts .
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Robbery is trained young in Liverpool probably nicked the refs wheels later 😂😂
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@piersmorgan Keane still cares that’s the difference more passion in his eyes than the whole team have given today .
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The next Spanish FA President!😂😂😂😂
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Directions for Man City today .
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ITV unedited footage 😁
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Dear Tesco I am not sure this is a fillet..
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ETH hearing he has got a 300m transfer budget in the summer .
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So Manchester United a financial institution that has lost 115m in 12 months and has a net debt of 515m is parading that the owners are not taking any dividends this quarter as some sort of sacrifice they have made . Not committing fraud is probably a better slant .
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They thought I was finished - well I am now 😁
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Martial if he was attacked by a bear
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Roy Keane has destroyed this arrogant prat 😁
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After ten years just give the job to Roy Keane next . If you have to watch this never ending show let’s have some fun whilst doing it .
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Chinese Police have been equipped with a new taser
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To any Geordies upset tonight Martin Dubravka is doing a one man trophy parade along the Tyne starting at 1pm Tuesday 👍
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Never mess with a Sikh ! The British learnt that over 100 years ago …
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Bloody trick or treaters, I told her to fuck off😁
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Chelsea /City /Newcastle fans next time you are celebrating the latest round of spending👇remember the company you have keep to achieve it .Time to clean up the Premier League .
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