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a thread of all my favorite documentaries & docu-series. 🎬

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@MenaPodcast

@mumuurasaki

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@Metafioso

2 years

@Zen_firee @OIuwatosin No awkwardness, trust me. Ask anyone with an identical twin/sibling we literally live our entire lives handling different variations of this situation. So, the moment a stranger starts acting 'unusual' towards us, we just know...

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@Metafioso

2 years

"The law does not require that the result approved must tally with what is transmitted digitally?" - INEC chairman We've been swindled.

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@Metafioso

2 years

I don't think there's evidence that APC won any polling unit in this elections at all.

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2 years

@Zen_firee @OIuwatosin wow. 25 likes ??

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2 years

@CuteMesiogo Do you want twins? I can pay the right people on your behalf.

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@Metafioso

2 years

@the_happygirlie Lol it is cheaper. Unless you’re buying mama put

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2 years

@omotolaewa @CuteMesiogo No please. Cos it's the president they'll hold after we eat the money and their twins are born 3 years apart

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@Metafioso

2 years

Pastors are doing what the church has always done since inception. Connive and confer legitimacy on the ruling class. Convince the working class to remain docile in the face of injustice. And keep the poor hopeful of a ‘better’ tomorrow will never come.

tmpl.

@rsvptemple

2 years

that man oversaw the massacre of youths and then lied about it. today he went to a youth-leaning church and they allowed him have the mic. I’m sorry but, until proven otherwise, all pastors are frauds.

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2 years

@omotolaewa @CuteMesiogo Awesome. Let's form 'union' and bill everyone that wants to join the club

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@Metafioso

2 years

@directorfay @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin right, plus a public holiday named after me.

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2 years

@shallybabyyy @Cyndi_Carson Buy your tripod and ringlight today

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@Metafioso

3 months

i'm not proud of it. but naira marley had the best drop on friday. i'm sorry

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@Metafioso

2 years

@omotolaewa @CuteMesiogo Perfect. You'll be president. Cos I don't think I've ever met adult "tripod" before.

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@Metafioso

1 year

People growing up in poverty is NOT a dunk. Its not a character flaw to be critiqued If you’re a <30 Nigerian, over 60% of us grew up in multi-dimensional poverty. Citing poverty as a snide presupposition to dunk on ppl you disagree with is distasteful. And it cheapens ur point

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@Metafioso

2 years

@louuue @omotolaewa @CuteMesiogo Alright just place an order. But delivery dates may differ, due to fuel scarcity

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@Metafioso

1 year

This is a funny statement to make loudly and publicly. Cos there are 13yr old kids getting PhDs and doing ridiculous exploits. Thousands of autistic people with near-perfect Eidetic memory. Frankly, if you still think like this, you're not as smart as you think.

Alma ‘The Great’ Oputa, MBA🎓

@belberocks

1 year

If I’m in your class, you can never be the best graduating student🤭

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@Metafioso

2 years

@coder_blvck It’s worse in Web3. People thought I was crazy when I said it. I turned in my work one time and the review team told me point blank that they don’t believe I did it.

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@Metafioso

2 years

@Bruvee @directorfay @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin Gold, silver and Bitcoin please. You're blessed

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@Metafioso

2 years

@WatcherGuru -Interest Rate hike means the Fed will pay Banks more for their $ Deposits & Bonds. -Banks will pay depositors & institutions higher returns. -Less Cash in Circulation, Inflation Reduces. -People pull out funds from Crypto for better ROI in TradFi money markets. = Bearish📈!

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@Metafioso

1 year

@toyosioyesile go offline for 2 days and there’s a whole new language ?

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@Metafioso

2 years

@Dontee___ @EmmaCSI Are you not ashamed?

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@Metafioso

2 years

It takes at least two levels of internal approval for $10k to be moved from any account. There's a full blown cartel inside Zenith bank

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@Metafioso

1 year

@Debisi_ it’s hilarious. is it like algebra now ?

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@Metafioso

2 years

@segundaniel360 @kusssman @Holeysaint1 @Ekitipikin and Festus Keyamo will summarize saying "remember there was fire explosion in the Turkey/Syria earthquake too."

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@Metafioso

1 year

@EruditeBeing just remove the maybe

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@Metafioso

2 years

@coder_blvck I had to quickly think on my feet to share my screen, open my source Google doc file, and share edit history in real-time. I felt deeply insulted. But I still work for them sha. Cos I must fight for my bank account first before I fight for rights. I'm not 2006 Oshiomole.

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@Metafioso

2 years

I support this one. Anything that will reduce relationship people's joy. Count me in

Punch Newspapers

@MobilePunch

2 years

CBN Lists Money Bouquet As Naira Abuse The Central Bank of Nigeria has listed money bouquet as a form of Naira abuse. This was made known in a flier shared via CBN’s Twitter handle on Friday with the caption,

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@louuue @omotolaewa @CuteMesiogo Do you want twins or not? 🤔

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2 years

@samlogic_ bro! to think we thought Buhari wanted to do some good with the Naira p.

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2 years

@tomide_david @Sisi_tomi What other jokes do you have?

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2 years

Earning in dollars does not insulate you from this mess either. Whatever you gain in Dollar to Naira exchange advantage, you lose in direct Black Tax. Except you don’t have responsibilities.

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@Metafioso

2 years

My small sister got her UK license and just scored her very first job ever. The last unemployed sibling. My dad would have been the proudest person in the world today.

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@Metafioso

3 years

Need a 3D/2D animator and a Web Designer to join my team for 2 projects over the next 3 weeks. I'll pay $800 - $1,000 (N400k - N550k) for each project. Send me a DM.

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@Metafioso

1 year

Sounds uptight. But I hate when young African people talk like this. At macro level, it adds up to reinforce racism. At some point, we must decide if we want to be emancipated or remain in these 'funny' psychological chains.

The Drip Distributor

@thepreco9dayz

1 year

~ Fr cause I can’t go from William to Ogedengbe 🧎🏾‍♀️

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2 years

@Bruvee @directorfay @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin You know ball 😎

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@Metafioso

2 years

Hate to air my political views publicly but Tinubu is incontinent and incoherent. Supporting him is a critical character flaw. And people should cut you off for it. 'Political differences' is when you disagree over taxes, quota system, abortion laws etc. Don't gaslight people.

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@Metafioso

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Our parents are products of regional education, victims of partisan media and religious indoctrination. We grew up and went to school with people from everywhere. We have eaten, lived, loved, and suffered together. There is no basis for your own tribalism in big 2023.

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@Metafioso

2 years

@BarcaTimes Dutch guys did it first. Borderline disrespectful with the equalizer celebrations

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2 years

@Bruvee @Kings_Watches @farexfinny Particularly, the girl in white. Who's laughing with her

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@Metafioso

2 years

@bavidco @coder_blvck We all live the same lives bro. We have to learn how to somehow use the media to rebrand Nigeria as a dope tech talent fountain.

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@Metafioso

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This confirms to me that this is exactly how rulers have used religion since inception. To distract, divide, coerce and manipulate people into accepting injustice and poverty as normal order of life. As it is today, in 2024, so it was at 12:01 AD

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@Metafioso

1 year

doesn't matter who gets the Balon d'or. This is the best footballer in the world at the moment

UEFA EURO 2024

@EURO2024

1 year

🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🥶 #EURO2024

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@Metafioso

2 years

@WatcherGuru 50 likes and I’ll do a longer thread on how this eventually leads to Bullish Trend for Crypto/DeFi.

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2 years

@shortsewa start saving money for tripods & ringlight

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@Metafioso

2 years

If 60% (152m) Nigerians live on less than $2 (N1500) per day. —It logically follows that ~90% of daily transactions in Nigeria will involve micropayments. - no micro-fee p2p payment system -Internet reach is 51% & Electricity is 55.4 percent Cashless policy is a pipe dream.

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@RhythmandBax @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin Code switch. That's the perfect word for it man

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@Metafioso

2 years

@TheFavoredWoman As an African there's something in the Talking drum. You feel it in your core. The artiste feels it too. And the entire room connects. With hip hop. You get excited and sing along but it's not the same ethereal connecting that the African drums and instruments make you feel.

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@Metafioso

2 years

At some point the congregation need to take responsibility for their own gullibility.

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@Metafioso

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Evangelism through out history has always being a game of targeting people at their most vulnerable moment. In War time, Childhood, Pestilence or Captivity... religion will find you. Nobody goes to preach gospel at the Met Gala or WEF. But you will find Missionaries in Syria.

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@nazom_ngini

2 years

Randomly reminded how dangerous over religious people who work in sexual and reproductive health spaces can be.

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@Metafioso

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@Jollz @udeh_harrison @ImaniDH_ She has to watch a King Sunny Ade performance and see what’s Afro beats really is. Not the watered down version that’s mainstream today

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@Metafioso

1 year

The last time this nigga had any form of upskilling was his SSCE in 1985, bro. And he's a minister in 2023.

Monsieur Avril

@monsieur_avril

1 year

Nigerian Minister.

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@Metafioso

2 years

single moms expect you to switch up on them the moment they tell you about their child. But you're still the same smart, compassionate, and beautiful person. Why should a child instantly change my perspective on all of that?

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@Metafioso

3 months

fun fact. they will never move like this in any of the 19 northern states. make of this what you will

Osarogie Ogbonmwan

@Osarogieee

3 months

That cctv footage shows allegedly, an officer of the EFCC violently attacking A LADY unprovoked, and his fellow officers just wander around like it’s part of a regular days job. Repeatedly slapping a woman and the rest of them just move around the room like it’s nothing. 💔💔💔

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@Metafioso

1 year

what does “2 spoils” mean?

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@Metafioso

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Metafioso

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Hoarding palliatives is something that I can never forget in my own life. We were counting deaths on TV EVERYDAY!

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@Metafioso

2 years

I now get why our parents are so docile, pessimistic and religious. Imagine living 50yrs under these conditions. Watching your dreams die and hopes crushed at every turn.

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@Metafioso

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Bro how does a leader vandalize roads on purpose. on Election eve. Am I dreaming?

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@Metafioso

1 year

Because you earn and plan nominally, Inflation doesn’t diminish purchasing power as much as it destroys savings. Fixed savings, Pensions (RSA), and Bond holders should be out in the streets rioting. idk why we can't see beyond our next grocery run... 1/2

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@Tolu_spinn

1 year

Everyone's purchasing power in Nigeria has been badly hit by the economy, a lot of people only have enough to sort their survival need. So if anyone gives you anything no matter how small, trust me they genuinely like you, appreciate it.

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@Metafioso

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Nigerian Bankers need to Unionize fast. Cos, how do you explain your company reporting +40% profits for 10 years in a row, casually announcing expansion into neighboring countries but staff Salaries stay the same?? Amidst double-digit inflation?? It’s beyond bewilderment.

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📸 x 🟤

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@iluvfashion618 @crybabykinah Finally a noble cause I can get behind

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@EwingEli Apparently we've all lived the same lives. Lol

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@Metafioso

1 year

@telu__ You make a fair point. But this is how I see it: Certain claims, including those surrounding educational feats, should be based on scientific evidence or backed up by factual premise, at least. It should not and cannot be subjective. What do you think?

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@Metafioso

1 year

there are people that can recite PI to the 100,000th digit without missing a beat. stop playing

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@Metafioso

2 years

I just watched two US Senators reel out legal, finance and DeFi terminologies like Wall Street veterans in an interview today. Here, we have Shina Peller and bunch of northern lawmakers that genuinely believe that a cow is more valuable than human life.

Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

2 years

No president can be effective without legislature on his side. Democrats are now learning again with Biden.

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@Metafioso

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@Mazi_OJD @Mazi_OJD does he have people looking after him? dm please

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@Metafioso

1 year

The best 50k I ever spent was a HP Folio in 2020. The battery lasted like 100yrs. It was all I need to fool around, learn and pull all nighters. Made so much money off of it. I just had to show off and get a M1. Anyone ashamed to start small doesn’t want to start at all

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@Metafioso

1 year

so, what are you 'analyzing' if consumer behavior is not factored into your model?

Genevieve Mbama 🕊X 💘

@Gviev

1 year

Ur busy mopping up USD in parallel market without valid reason except out of panic & fear...thereby creating BUBBLE demand. Then come to Xter to start ranting d rates are going up & insult anakysts If ur ignorant of how Consumer PANIC buying affects pricing , go back to school

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@Metafioso

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@CaptainArinze @mr_ochonogor I stopped taking Lekki realtors seriously when a colleague told me he bought his house in Buenos Aires for $75k

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@Metafioso

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I missed 3 tests when we traveled for nuga in 2016/17. The Prof said: “tell your coach. Even Jesus cannot make me give you another test” Coach: “ah Emeritus ni baba yen, just go and study for the remainder 70 marks in exams”

SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥

@Hakeem_Onitolo

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Athletes in Nigerian schools are having carry-overs and extra years for representing their school and being told "is it ball they sent you to school to play?"

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1 year

@Debisi_ someone just sent me the original controversy thread. Now its 10x funnier.

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@Metafioso

1 year

and tax-free bro. don't forget. Personal Income tax in Saudi is 0%

Sir Dickson

@Wizarab10

1 year

Water is wet. Saudi Arabia don't give a fuck what happens in the West. Man is jumping from £3.6m per annum to £10million per annum at age 21.

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That experience messed up my childhood. You feel helpless, terrified, and unsure of what you'll get hit for Yet.I'm right-handed only for writing. I've somehow reverted to my left hand for everything else: handling a knife, lifting heavy objects, etc. And left-footed at football

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom

1 year

Parents were actually beating Kids for being “Left Handed” from heaven back then Omo.. those older generation use style mumu make we no lie😭😭😭😭

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@Metafioso

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3 Idiots is my favorite movie of all time. I've promised never to go back to watch it again. So my adult mind doesn't ruin it with "new perspectives".

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@Letter_to_Jack 100 years of activism cannot undo 300,000 years of evolution.

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@Metafioso

1 year

Today, if you don’t own a Government, resource mine, software/patent, or deal drugs/weapons —you cannot create wealth fast enough to make $ billions. Land can only get you so far before one of population drift, govt appropriation, global warming or ur own greed catches up to it

Raq & Ash

@babaj1de

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4 billionaires, less than 1000 companies worth $500m but everyday old money.

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my KPMG Partner Interview, the guy asked me to multiply 354 x 697 in my head in 20 seconds. I only got it right cos my friend who interviewed with him gave me heads-up. I was inside 3mb traffic watching Youtube videos of an Indian guy explaining how to do big multiplications

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@Metafioso

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@Okwuchiii @dondekojo it’s Zero cap in this clip tho

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2 years

got a haircut. 📸

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@TheFavoredWoman idk if this even make any sense. i hate when i dont have words to describe my thoughts

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@Metafioso

1 year

Happy Eid from my nieces. 🇬🇧🌙

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@Metafioso

2 years

@ImhotepsServant @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin We can make this into an Oscar winning script you know

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@Metafioso

1 year

I've never had life this good. I've already won this year

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@Metafioso

1 year

@telu__ her claims are only objectively valid within the bounds of the sample/class size that her previous results were achieved. By all means, we should all toot our own horn. But I think people can still be confident without being oblivious to fact.

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@Metafioso

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I genuinely think everyone is smart. If at all, the difference btw all of us is definitely not as wide as school grades make it seem. most people just refuse to apply themselves. that application, and just showing up consistently, is where all the difference is

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@Metafioso

2 years

This is everything I aspire to be as a man. Your name doing rounds in mouths and minds of total strangers because you displayed: 1.) Hard-core competence in your work. 2). Compassion towards others.

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@Metafioso

1 year

@AdaoraFay No. Cos, how smart do you really think you are?

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@Metafioso

1 year

Death doesn’t need to be that final bro. Tbh a 10-year timeout would have been sufficient. It would have made the point. What do you mean somebody is just gone FOREVER. Isn’t that an overkill?

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@Metafioso

1 year

nobody is putting an Ezra Olubi in charge of 100bn/year budget ministry. Let’s be serious. It’s going to be another APC card-carrying tummy-tickling septuagenarian clown

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@Metafioso

2 years

If you want to know why Nigeria can’t refine and export its own oil. And why Northerners have ruled for 42 years out 63yrs of Independence, this video right here is your answer.

Jamie Catherwood

@InvestorAmnesia

2 years

Absolutely brilliant.

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@Metafioso

2 years

seeing green '23. 📸

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2 years

@teletubby__ @fine_lightning

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@Metafioso

2 years

@Carilia1 @TMZ Bring up an incident from 12yrs ago?

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@Metafioso

2 years

📸 — i just wanted to show off my earrings.

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@Metafioso

2 years

@_zinhlendlovu @t0nit0ne which cheeks? be specific

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@Metafioso

3 months

Biggest tragedy of the 2023 elections is that Igbos, at large, no longer acknowledge this. What APC Lagos did in the name of APC Lagos (and still lost by a mile) has become the main narrative. It's a missed opportunity. Cos we could have built a generational change on that.

Raq & Ash

@babaj1de

3 months

The first and largest socio economic group that supported PO was Yoruba.

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@Metafioso

2 years

@MichaelKomolaf5 @Zen_firee @OIuwatosin "according" to other people. I can relate 100% lol

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@Metafioso

2 years

every time I get paid for something, I say a prayer for those that created free internet access. Cos bro, Politicians would have quietly cornered ALL these tech jobs for their kids. Niggas like me will probably be out there selling gnld magic tonic inside hot sun.

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@Metafioso

1 year

slaves glamorizing and rationalizing their own chains. I've never seen this kind of thing before.

Baffa

@Alhaji_Griot

1 year

We don see this thing tire. 22 year olds will come back from an A-list uni with solid Msc and 1 year internship from a multinational. How does your 28 year old strike battered 2:2 ass stand against that in the labor market?😭🤭 You'd think it's injustice but that's just life.

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