Pantsed and hanging wedgied nerd reaches out for his shorts ... before I yank them out of reach. Keep trying, dork. You'll definitely get them next time. 😄🩳
When you get a new job but your boss is your old bully from high school. So he decides to bring back “good” memories with an atomic ripping wedgie ... And to make matters worse he decides to remind you of how he capped off every atomic- stealing your pants. 🦹♂️
Good boy ... now crawl away until it's time for my 4 o'clock massage. There's some laundry over there that needs doing ... but I'm sure you can load the washer with your undies where they are. 😈😈
#wedgie
It's not Halloween until you steal a cute college nerd's candy and hoist him up by his underpants. Time to munch a Snickers while he kicks and groans.😁🎃🩲
#wedgie
#whitebriefs
#tightywhities
Baseball nerd wedgie- the best punishment for striking out. Absolutely criminal that
@superwedgieboy
has just crossed the 1000 follower mark, as his wedgie content is some of the best out there. Give him a look, and an atomic. ☺️
#picrepostedwithpermission
Happy Sunday to all my wedgie marionettes. Let me seize the strings of your white waistband, and we'll put on a fire dance number.🔥The choreo'll have you criss-cross wedgied with another nerd before you tap dance across the stage. Briefs and tutus on, puppets. Anddd DANCE! 🕺🩲
Giving this cute nerd a fiery wedgie with one hand, and an icy swirlie with the other. As only a cosmic king can. 🦹♂️
#trunks
#boxers
#wedgie
#swirlie
Don't just pants your nerds. Don't just wedgie your nerds. Dominate them, display them, and make them into public symbols of your art and glory.
#wedgiegod
🦹♂️