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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 month

I am beyond honored to be featured by the @ABAJournal for my pro bono work in capital punishment. []

Melanie Kalmanson dedicates pro bono work to death penalty education

www.abajournal.com

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Melanie Kalmanson

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8 months

A Litigator’s Schedule 9:00-10:00 - Build courage for the day 10:00-11:00 - Triage emergencies 11:00-12:00 - Attempt to complete a task 12:00-1:00 - Lunch 1:00 - 2:00 - Stare at inbox 2:00-3:00 - Continue attempting to complete a task 3:00-4:00 - Daydream about a nap 1/2

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Melanie Kalmanson

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9 months

Everyone is talking about a potential Stanley Cup class action. First, they have to find a lead plaintiff.🙃

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

I imagine parenting a toddler is similar to trying to get Microsoft Word to number paragraphs properly.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

Law schools: "Everyone is home for the break." Corporate: "We're closed for the holidays." Big Law: "Holidays, shmolidays. Good luck making your hours."

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

Dear young attorneys, Probably don’t tell opposing counsel that you’re too busy for the case and shouldn’t have taken it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

@mjs_DC "What if the State said it was going to execute homeless people? ... Would we have an Eighth Amendment problem?" Yes. "That would be both cruel and unusual, right?" Yes.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

There are two types of litigators: 1. Those who don’t believe in extensions 2. Those who think EVERY deadline can be extended

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

Convince me I'm wrong that the reason Biglaw pays more is so you have more money for the added need for therapy and massages and other self care.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

5 months

Congrats to the law students starting summer jobs! Here's my advice for being a Summer Associate: 🖊 Take notes. Whenever you're asked to join a meeting or go to someone's office, take a pen and paper. This was one of my first lessons interning in a law office during college.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

The man next to me on my flight home is headed home from a trip with his family celebrating his 80th birthday. He opened his iPad to read & stopped to stare at his home screen for a few seconds—a picture of his 3 daughters, 2 of whom are with him—saying “There they are.” 🥹

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

4:00-5:00 - Confirm deadlines are met 5:00-6:00 - Return phone calls 6:00-8:00 - Attempt to be normal 8:00-10:00 - Prime Productivity 10:00-12:00 - Additional, low-energy tasks 12:00-7:00 - Attempt sleep while reviewing case theories 7:00-9:00 - Wake up Repeat.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

I woke up today and couldn't walk on my right foot. Went to the doctor ASAP. X-ray is fine. Doctor said, "Sometimes weird shit happens." Is this 30?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

7 months

Motion to end all Fridays at 3:00 until Labor Day.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

Sotomayor saying she didn't understand my brief is my worst nightmare.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

It’s here! First class tonight. Thanks to everyone for all their support. I’m nervous but even more excited.

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Thrilled to announce the expected arrival of my first semester as an adjunct at my alma mater @FSUCollegeofLaw this spring. Class: Florida Capital Sentencing I am passionate about education on this topic and so excited. Tips for success welcome. W: “This must be for me.” 🐾

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

4 years

Y’all. My @gayguycandleco came and I’m so happy.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

29 days

So about that big news... It's been a long, winding road, but I'm so excited to share that I have been elevated to Partner. I'm grateful to my mentors who helped me get here, clients who trusted me with their matters, and my QB colleagues for their confidence in me.

Quarles & Brady LLP

@QuarlesandBrady

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We’re proud to announce our 2024 class of partners, a group of outstanding attorneys who will contribute to our long-term success through their commitment to excellent client service and focus on strengthening our collegial, collaborative culture.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

One year of no alcohol 👏🏼 I didn’t drink that much before but tbh I don’t miss it. I don’t feel like I’ve missed out. I like not having to think about who’s driving. I hope our generation can change the instinct of thinking someone has a “problem” if they don’t drink.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

I’m here to confirm that cowboy boots in court are a real thing in Texas.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

Tonight, I received the Hillsborough County award for Outstanding Pro Bono Service by a Young Lawyer. 🌟 This award means so much to me; it’s difficult to put in words. 🧵

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

23 days

If your dog isn't part of your evacuation plan, you shouldn't have a dog in the first place.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Idk who needs to hear this, but let's stop glamorizing work travel. Those of us who get to do it are fortunate to see other parts of the country, but it is not easy.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

It’s Summer Associate season on Monday. 🌴 Attorneys - the pressure is on you, too. It’s up to us to support them, mentor them, and give them experience. 🧵

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

My Grandpa died three years ago yesterday. Tonight at the grocery store, the ice cream bars he ate in his final days were BOGO. Cheers, Grandpa 🤍

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Thrilled to announce the expected arrival of my first semester as an adjunct at my alma mater @FSUCollegeofLaw this spring. Class: Florida Capital Sentencing I am passionate about education on this topic and so excited. Tips for success welcome. W: “This must be for me.” 🐾

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Law profs: How many pages do you assign per class for a two-credit course? Big news coming.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 years

@mjs_DC Thanks for this. Now whenever my dog barks, I’ll tell myself it makes me more like Justice Jackson.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

Y'all... what letter is this? The @Etsy seller is telling me this is an "R" like I ordered and not a "K." In what world?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

5 months

🍽️ Take the invite. Whether it's to lunch, a networking event, or to watch a hearing. Get as much experience as you can. Get to know people in the office and beyond. Take in all of the advice. 💭 Ask questions. You're not expected to know everything.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 years

Assigning work to a junior associate: ❌ Give cryptic assignment with little to no instructions and then disappear. ✅ Provide context and background with an explanation of the deliverable and stick around for questions.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 years

WHY would you TEST the statewide emergency system at 4:45 am?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

call me a boomer, but i HATE these QR code ordering systems

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

The day I’ve been waiting for finally came. I got jury duty!!

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 month

Missouri executed Marcellus Williams tonight. The system failed him at every turn. In 2017, the former Gov stayed his execution for a board to review his conviction. The next and current Gov then stopped the effort and proceeded to set Williams’ execution.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Pro tip: Do not watch videos of yourself. Very awkward.

Quarles & Brady LLP

@QuarlesandBrady

1 year

Attorney Melanie Kalmanson believes all attorneys have an obligation to help those in need through #probono service. She witnessed the difference this work can make in addressing the justice gap while serving as a Florida Supreme Court clerk and carries that with her today.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

I've billed an average of 9.14 hours yesterday and today. I have a headache that could kill. I have no idea how I did this for a year straight. (PS. It was not by choice. I was very burnt out afterwards and do not recommend.)

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

3 months

Being a litigator is taking phone calls at breakfast to settle a case while on vacation.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

4 years

My Mom is taking @TheFlaBar exam today. She texted me early this AM to say she's turning off her cellphone and disconnecting the house phone. My step-dad is monitoring the front door to ensure no interruptions. The circumstances are weird, but you all can do this!

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

Clerking is more than just a job. It is an investment in your career and an opportunity to gain a lifelong mentor and role model. I’m so grateful for my time clerking for Justice Pariente, one of my most treasured mentors. Lunch together today was like no time had passed. 🤍

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

7 months

Being a litigator is just coordinating hearings and depositions over and over until you die.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

Associates who need hours when a doc review is sent out.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

It's really happening, folks. I have 11 students registered. T-8 days!

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Thrilled to announce the expected arrival of my first semester as an adjunct at my alma mater @FSUCollegeofLaw this spring. Class: Florida Capital Sentencing I am passionate about education on this topic and so excited. Tips for success welcome. W: “This must be for me.” 🐾

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

You know you've done a good job when a litigation client says they miss you after their matter is settled.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

I decided to cancel my meal-delivery subscription and cook dinner for myself again. We’ll see how long it lasts, but 🤌🏼

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

Folks. I just filed something BY MYSELF.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Wearing this to hearings from now on. #Barbie

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Law profs: How many pages do you assign per class for a two-credit course? Big news coming.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

7 months

Last night closed out my first semester teaching at @FSUCollegeofLaw . What an incredible experience discussing capital punishment with law students for 13 weeks! ⚖️ Teaching has been a dream of mine, and I’m grateful for everyone’s support. And I’m teaching again next spring!

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

"Our billable requirement is a bare minimum."

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 months

Alas, the @RiflePaperCo wallpaper is complete. I’m obsessed.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

Waiting for a response to your demand letter 👀

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

the argument in my head vs the transcript

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@heyitsalexsu

8 months

Hours billed vs. collected

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

A lawyer. Spooky. 👻

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

But also don't feel guilty for preferring to work over spending time with your toxic family.

Liz Gil

@LizCGil

3 years

Your friendly, festive reminder that feeling guilty about spending time with family over the holidays is a sign that your work environment is toxic, not that you’re doing something wrong

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

law professors teaching stare decisis these days

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

T-60 days until my teaching debut. I don’t know how many students I have yet. But I was asked if there is a textbook (there’s not), and I sent the Syllabus to a potential student. 🫠

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

@Jbaffoh Wait. You go to court?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

A “culture of life”? Florida has the largest death row population of all states that continue executions. Our fifth execution of 2023 is scheduled for August 3, 2023.

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@GovRonDeSantis

1 year

Today we celebrate the anniversary of the Dobbs decision. Florida is proof that with bold leadership we can expand pro-life protections & provide more resources for mothers and families. I will always champion a culture of life.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

There have been *at least* two times in the past week or so where I've been on a call and the other person said, "If you have an attorney...," to which I said "I am the attorney."

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

10 months

The first week assignments are starting to come in. I'm not sure getting emails as "Professor Kalmanson" will ever get old.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Dear sushi place, Thanks for the extra chopsticks. I ordered it all for myself.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

This country has failed to complete THREE executions in recent months. THREE people who laid on their death beds and then got up after being tortured because the State failed to complete their goal of killing them. I can't even imagine.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

My brain forgot how to math.

Barred and Bearded

@RileeDHarrison

8 months

Tell me you went to law school without actually telling me you went to law school.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

3 months

At first I was upset about the typo. But I’ve decided it will be my daily motivation.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 years

My mom just sent me this from my law school graduation. Aging is a bitch. 😂

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

@TaxLawProf I had no idea Bible highlighters were a thing. Now that I do I’m so curious what the inventors would think of them being used for the Tax Code. 😂

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

I just called IT to tell them I need a new monitor because one of my would not work. Turns out, the power chord was disconnected. TGIF.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

4 years

I left 3 sticks of butter on the counter to bake a cake for my Mom’s birthday this weekend. Came home and 2.5 sticks of butter (wrappers included) were gone and this was the dog’s face. 🧈

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

For everyone hating on Luke Combs, he reinvigorated this song. At least give him that. I, personally, love his rendition. This is so amazing.

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Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys :

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Is it acceptable to drink coffee before meeting someone for coffee? Asking for myself.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

Just made it to 1,000 followers. The pressure is on.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

@Edward_Holloran 😂😂This came to me during my workout today, and I had to share with my pocket friends.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

You guys. 🥹 I am so blown away. @aledalton sent the *most* thoughtful package ever. Our pocket friends are *real* friends. I’m blown away. 🤍

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

Accusing Smith, who was just suffocated by the government, of attempting to “game the system” is beyond comprehension. He and his attorneys were fighting for his life and a humane death. Even if you agree with executing those on death row, they are human. We should be ashamed.

AL.com

@aldotcom

9 months

Story at the link includes Gov. Kay Ivey's statement on the execution of Kenneth Smith by nitrogen hypoxia, Smith's last words, and what witnesses saw during the execution:

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 months

Work travel

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@duzany1care

2 months

What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 years

“We are only as busy as the priorities we set.” - @bobbybonesshow

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

7 months

Went to church this morning, and my PRs have risen. 🌟 Back squat: 255 Deadlift: 257

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

I’ve lived in Florida my whole life. I swear this summer feels hotter than ever. I don’t even want to go outside. Then I remember there’s no air conditioning on death row—neither in Florida nor Texas. What are we doing?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Wrigley update—good news. Results today from his procedure last week: no cancer. 🎉 He has ulcers in his tummy and inflammation in his intestines (IBD). He also has a rare bacteria. We will treat for the bacteria and start a food trial. 🐾 Thx to everyone for the support. 🤍

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

If I’m being honest, I’m a mess. Wrigley has been in and out of the hospital since Saturday. Yesterday, I drove him to the ER at @UF Small Animal Hospital to try to get him the best care I can to try to figure out what’s going on and get him some relief.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

5 months

Honored to lead this team of #probono rockstars in writing this amicus brief.

Quarles & Brady LLP

@QuarlesandBrady

5 months

An amicus curiae brief written by a Quarles team in support of a Florida death row prisoner was quoted in a News Service of Florida article about multiple challenges to a recent change to Florida’s capital sentencing law.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

3 months

Had the best birthday dinner last night 🤍🎉

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

If you just started 1L and are reading this, take a deep breath. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Do your best. You got this.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

NOTE: This is not to say other positions do not require just as much self care! A BIG HUG to the grossly underpaid public defenders. ❤️

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

#NewProfilePic #Barbie We’ll see how long it lasts, but the shirt deserves this.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

4 months

I did it folks. I’m on vacation. Stop #1 - San Francisco

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 years

Y’all. I’ve been to DC so many times. But the blossoms are a game changer. Prepare yourselves for 🌸 spam.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

17 days

Our second and final @RiflePaperCo project is complete. I’m proud to announce there were no breakups on this process.

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

2 months

Alas, the @RiflePaperCo wallpaper is complete. I’m obsessed.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Am I the only one who’s literally never used ChatGPT at work?

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Social media: Playing lawyer today in Texas Real life: It’s a huge honor to get to represent my client today.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

11 months

@paralegalmom @Etsy Maybe like this: R

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

Me at 19 - cuddling puppies in fraternity houses That tracks.

Kyle Robisch

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1 year

Okay, fine, I’ll bite. At 19, I was thanking Obama way before it was cool. And rocking bowl cuts way past their expiration date.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

5 years

#lawtwitter : here are some things you can do to positively contribute during this time of social distancing: 1. Pro Bono - Help someone in need. 2. Write a law review article on an issue you feel is important. 3. Reach out and help a law student study for exams. 4. CLE courses

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

The finals are graded. The students' submissions brought me to tears. Seeing the students engage with the material in such a meaningful way to provide thoughtful reflections on capital sentencing and realizing I played a part in that education was absolutely incredible. 1/

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

TL;DR: We’re all exhausted.

Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

A Litigator’s Schedule 9:00-10:00 - Build courage for the day 10:00-11:00 - Triage emergencies 11:00-12:00 - Attempt to complete a task 12:00-1:00 - Lunch 1:00 - 2:00 - Stare at inbox 2:00-3:00 - Continue attempting to complete a task 3:00-4:00 - Daydream about a nap 1/2

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6 months

I know I’m late to the party, but I just saw the speech. Wtf.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

3 months

PSA: For those who remember @strowhiro 's bathroom reno with the @RiflePaperCo wallpaper... I ordered my own. It's beautiful. The installation is a "divorce starter," as my bf labeled it. Unfortunately for him (and our relationship), I already bought some for another room.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

9 months

After tonight, one has to wonder what is left of the Eighth Amendment’s ban against “cruel and unusual punishment.”

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

6 months

Today is World Veterinary Day. 🐶 Vets have one of the most difficult jobs and is one of the careeers with the worst mental health statistics. Every day we have with our fur babies is a gift. Be kind to and thankful for your vet. 🐾

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

8 months

Let's talk about executions for a moment. Tonight, Georgia plans to execute Willie Pye. If completed, it will be the State's first execution since Jan. 2020. His final claims remain pending at SCOTUS.

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Melanie Kalmanson

@MelKalEsq

1 year

the love of my life 🤍

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