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Retired, Navy SeaBee (SWCS) 23 years of service. MDLYNLV. Madly ln love with My best friend, my Wife, Sandy. Sicilian/Cajun/Dago/Coon Ass. 110% American! N0 DM

Bossier City, La.
Joined July 2023
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@Mdlynlv
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5 months
Hello my friends and MAGA followers!! I finally got my profile picture up. Please don't block me because I'm an ugly old fart. I feel like I'm in the big time now!! 💪💪😂😂😂
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6 months
@Dr_McLovin_ Why wait?? Don't run your mouth, just do it!!! 🦍🖕🖕
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5 months
Good Morning Patriots and MAGA fans!! On this day in 1952 I came into this world. Happy Birthday to me I'm as old as a Tree It's also my wife and I's Anniversary Look out everyone, I gotta go Pee!! 🥳🥳🧑‍🦽
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1 year
Japanese scientist are saying now that after almost 40 years waiting for a signal from a distant planet there's no life. There is no life on other planets because if there were the US would have sent foreign aid to them already.
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1 year
BREAKING NEWS!!! Jimmy Hoffa was found after Joy Behar removed all of her makeup.
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9 months
@franko_ufo He will be with his 72 virgin goats 🐐 if he comes to my house!!!🖕🖕🖕
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3 months
Good Morning my fellow Patriots!! How is everyone doing in this 3rd world Banana Republic we call America on this Friday morning??
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@Mdlynlv
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10 months
13 years ago today, my oldest son lost his life because someone thought it would be funny to spike his drink with uncut heroin. The worst part is when you have to let the Dr. Remove him from life support. Seeing your child take his last breath is devastating for a loving parent.
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4 months
I just got my 12th Elon Musk following me with 44 followers. I feel like I'm shittin in tall Cotton now!! 🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mdlynlv
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11 months
Not on your life.
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9 months
I want to thank ALL of the MAGA people that follow me. I'm not on here to see how many followers I can get, I'm here for the fellowship of good people. I read people's profiles and make my own judgement. For all of you sluts and whores, stay away and don't DM. I will block you!
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7 months
Quote for the day, "Work is for people who don't know how to Fish"! 🐠
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9 months
Have you ever noticed when you walk into a Spider 🕷️ web 🕸️ you automatically turn into a Ninja?? 🥷
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10 months
Does anyone remember Buck Wheat from The Little Rascals? I just found out that he became a Muslim. They now call him "Kareem A Wheat"!
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6 months
Good Morning, Patriots!!! How is everyone on this forth Monday of the week?? 😁😁
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10 months
For ALL of you Bots and Trolls that claimed you won these million dollar lotteries and are willing to pay your bills, please fuck off and don't follow me. Go and scam someone that is gullible enough to believe in your bullshit!!
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1 year
The Bots, Trolls, anti Blacks, Marxist, Communist and Antifa SCUM BAGS can kiss 💋 my dedicated 23years of patriotic service to America's ASS!!!
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@Mdlynlv
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7 months
Will someone please tell me how to eat Rabbit. Every time I try to eat, those feet keep kicking me in my head. What am I doing wrong? 🤕
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8 months
@FollowEnockoyoo @Alphafox78 I love it when a plan comes together!! 👍👍
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1 year
Is this a trick question ⁉️ Even a blind person can see that this was a set up from the start and the Vodka Queen was the one behind it.
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1 year
So they want to bring back the demonrats mask 😷 mandate. Listen up to you dummies out there. A fart will cut through that face diaper 🧷 just as fast as covid will. The only thing a mask is good for is making the old school sling shot.
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10 months
Strike up the band and throw the ugly baby's in the air,Great news. My home oxygen was delivered yesterday and the doctors are letting me go home today!! Now l can have real food.🥳🥳🥳
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7 months
Question. Why is it that when I unfollow someone that is not following me, X in it's infinite wisdom, removes one of my followers that I am following?? Maybe I don't understand but I can sure as hell count my followers. Thanks for the Soap Box time.
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3 months
Im on my third pot this morning and somehow I fucked up and wound up here! 😵‍💫😵‍💫👍😂😂😂
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6 months
@marewho12 I guess momma was right when she said quit talking out the side of your mouth!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
Has anyone noticed yet that the Demonrats are NOT CALLING FOR GUN CONTROL??
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8 months
I have a problem. I have 32 Patriot followers and X says that I can't follow them back because of a ratio. I'm following 5002 with 3743 followers. How the hell do I get rid of the ratio if I can't follow back?? This is the 5th day now. The system sucks!!! 🤬
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8 months
@GioBruno1600 Trumps lowest turnout is still 5 times more than ALL of Bidens rallies combined!! 👍💪😁
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10 months
Well, l just got my ninth Elon Musk as a follower and this one has a shit load of followers. 113 following. Keep it up, Elon, you are headed for the big top.🤡
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8 months
To my fellow Patriots, X just put me on the "Wanted, Dead or Alive" list. It seems that I am following too many people and not enough followers. To the Patriots that are following please be patient, I will be following back as soon as I post bail to get out of X jail. ☹️
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11 months
@johnbiamon Man that hit my tickle button HARD!!
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7 months
@SULLY10X Reminds me of cats sizing each other up before they attack. 😂❄️❄️❄️
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5 months
@NRSC Never have been so you think the lame stream media will change?? I didn't think so. 🙃🤡🌎
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3 months
@Diane_Jackson7 Good Morning, Diane!! Have a great day and stay dry. 🇺🇸
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5 months
@TomFitton I'm a disabled veteran and I say 🐂💩💩💩💩💩💩💩!!!!!
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28 days
Well after 13 months, I reached my goal of 5000 followers. I want to thank everyone of you for the friendship and support you've given me. I'm still going to be the same old fart that I was a year ago. Now, on to 10,000 Followers!! 👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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8 months
@aroad1234 Nothing wrong with a few Hot cups of Kaluha and Coffee on a bitter cold morning. 🥳😵‍💫
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7 months
@Nuked4Every1 That minute and a half of Internet fame didn't work out so well, did it?? 😁🤮😂😂😂
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9 months
MERRY CHRISTMAS to the folks that follow me and to the ones that don't!! Wishing everyone Peace and Joy on this special day. God bless America!!! 🥳
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1 year
So sick of the political BS about climate change. It's just another money making scheme for the political elite. Mother nature has control of the seasons NOT humans. She has done this for over a million years and not one person can change it.
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1 year
Kathy Griffin is a satanic twat!! She claims that she has PTSD due to President Trump. Oh boo friggin who. Just hang up your dyed red hair and find peace with all four of your followers.
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11 months
@GunTreasure The wall would have been finished by now if FJB hadn't of stopped it. BTW, where's the money from the sale and who put it in their pocket???
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1 year
@LangmanVince @Timcast @WilsonJohnas Ever noticed that 99% are black?
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3 months
@ULTRA_MAJESTY Down here in the south most of us carry and the thug would of never made it to the door. 😵😵🦍🦍🦍
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5 months
@BRAD13857425 Well that's something you don't see everyday. Hope the tree is ok. 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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6 months
@SabrinaSmolders Notice she doesn't pull him away from children?? 🐷🐷🐷🐷
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2 months
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I joined X one year ago today!! Strike up the band and throw the ugly babies in the air!! I'm still the same old fart that I was a year ago. 💨💨💨
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@UltraDane They are practicing for when they go to Walmart later this weekend.
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1 year
@trumplicans2024 The twin peaks are obstructing my view of the sky.
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11 months
@MomsPostingLs @iamyesyouareno I'm from the deep south. What do you think will happen? ☠️🪓
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7 months
@adam_antill Three basic things about Electricity, Turn it on, Turn it off, AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!! 🤡🌎
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14 days
@JRM58506966 I'm 72 and advise all of the young Rambo wannabee's NOT to try us "Old Farts" on for size, believe me, you definitely won't like the outcome. We have the physical and combat experience, not something from a book we read or a John Wayne war movie we watched a dozen times! 🎯💪👍🇺🇸
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY They always run in packs and always jump on the smallest one!! I call them what they are, uncivilized and uncontrollable primates!!! 🦍🦍🦍
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6 months
@franko_ufo Since when did a Misdemeanor rate a prison sentence?? 🙃🤡🌎
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@GuntherEagleman That was so nice of him making sure he didn't trip going up the stairs.
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5 months
@marewho12 If it catches fire it'll burn for three days. 👹😂😂😂
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7 months
@CaliRN619 I'm 72 years old and if I was there two black puddles of shit would be smearing the floor!!! 🤬🤬🤬
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7 months
@IllyNOTLilly Taylor Swift. 🖕
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4 months
@MagicDeplorable @JDunlap1974 When you don't comply, they know you have something to hide!! She's lucky that she didn't start kissing the pavement. 🤕🐑
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1 month
Yesterday I unfollowed over 200 people that never followed me back so I could clear up some space. I also got 62 new followers and lost them at the same time. Don't you think it's time to get some new people that can use math instead of the ones that uses apples and oranges?
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1 year
Scientist are finding radioactive fish 🐠 near the Fucashima power plant. Hmmm, sounds like the beginning of a new Godzilla movie 🎥 🍿.
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10 months
@brixwe FJB from Cajun country, Louisiana!!
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8 months
@SheriCarter18 OK, what's the catch? Is this a trick question?? 😂😂😂
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28 days
@Suzy_1776 What rallies? All I've seen is fake 50 thousand AI generated crowds.
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6 months
@ULTRA_MAJESTY I felt the floor in my house move when she hit the floor. 😂😂😂
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7 months
@kellying1022 When my kids made them, I wore them to work. So, what's the Major Malfunction with all of you Snow Flakes?? 🤡🌎
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@ClayDeux The video cut off before he smelled his finger. 🤭🤭🤭
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3 months
@LagerthaMuadDib @JDunlap1974 Typical Libtard! Rant and Rave over something you have no idea what you're talking about!! TDS is strong with this one. 🐑🐑❄️❄️❄️❄️
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@ZOrtiz99 I am unique, what you see is what you get! 😵‍💫
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4 months
@Nuked4Every1 They're not in any position to demand anything!! We the people DEMAND YOU LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! 💪💪🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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2 months
@hshLauraJ That's a Big Bull Moose Knuckle!! 😳
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8 months
@hshLauraJ Someone is getting ready to cut glass. 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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6 months
@TruthSlingerX Isn't it amazing that you can knock your own teeth out. 🤕🤕🤕😂😂😂
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6 months
@Playteaux1 I was bit by a Cotton Mouth 12 years ago and still have nerve damage in my left leg. I do remember the excruciating pain for four days having Anti venom injections. Believe me when I say this, you wished you were dead. It definitely ruined my fishing trip. 😭😭
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@ProudElephantUS I thought the Olympics committee banned this from happening? Maybe a Palestinean will run next to him. It would be the first time someone crossed the finish line without a head!!! 🤕
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5 months
@ProudElephantUS MTG has a bushel basket full of balls and knows how to use them, Tommy Boy!!! 💪💪💪
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2 months
@ProudElephantUS They're not reporters! They are Propagandist!!
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8 months
@hshLauraJ Looks like the Wheat is ready to harvest. 😂😂😂
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1 year
@Myish1 @EvaBen98935258 @nonestinmyhair @w_terrence And you wonder why people hate black people. You are the one's that feed the racist fire and spit in the faces of the ones that think for them selves and disagree with your bullshit.
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@ZOrtiz99 What's Sex?? 😵‍💫🤔
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1 year
@TexasRepublic71 Time for a class action lawsuit. What about the patients? Do they have to be jabbed before they can be treated? Time to get rid of the DEI management and replace with real people.
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@ProudElephantUS All in the same family. 🐖🐖🐖
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3 months
@LoisStroud666 @DonaldTNews Typical demonrat response. 🐑🐑🐑
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4 months
@marewho12 Palestine, it's the only building that is left standing. 😂😂😂😂
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25 days
@Diane_Jackson7 Spot On!!! I immediately block them. That pesky "No DM" in my profile means nothing to them or they don't read it. Before I follow someone back I read their profile thoroughly to see if they are worth following.
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@777_Freedom_777 Stand next to him, not behind him, and don't be a Golddigger!! 👍
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2 months
@TRUMP_ARMY_ Tell me something I already know about. 🤔
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@iAnonPatriot I barely live on less than half of that. That's why I stay home most of the time and hold my couch down. My wife gets less than half of what I make with her SSDI. We've gotten use to eating once a day. Thank God my house is paid for!!
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7 months
@SabrinaSmolders Looks like he locked the front brake. I've done it with mine and when the ground breaks your fall it hurts like hell. 🤕
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8 months
@DonnaBarford Good Morning, Donna!! Have a wonderful day on this 7th Monday of the week. 😂
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1 year
@rebarbill Did the reporter have a rainbow microphone??
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@kdandy888 I'm from the south and the Confederate flag is part of our history!! What pisses me off is that we have to respect the Rainbow and BLM flags!! I say 🐂💩!!!!
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8 months
@Infantry_bucky If this is real, how many Feds are setting up the trap?? 🪓
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4 months
@ProudElephantUS 🐂💩💩💩!!!
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6 months
@ZOrtiz99 I don't discriminate, ALL OF THE ABOVE!! 🤣🤣🤣
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1 month
@ProudElephantUS Snow flakes and Fairy dust. ❄️❄️🖕👉🐖
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8 months
@franko_ufo Trump NEVER pulls any punches!!! SPOT ON!!! 💪👍
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2 months
@SabrinaSmolders Didn't they know that he's a Hollywood God?? 🤣🤣🤣🖕👉🐷
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4 months
@ToddRocklandNY @IanJaeger29 Give it a rest, snowflake!! ❄️❄️❄️
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@SabrinaSmolders Nah I'm good. 😵‍💫
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