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@McNmndad

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MN raised. 30 year New Mexican-American. Harm Reduction Ideologue. flawed ally of typo makers & the bullied. MN/NM sports. Cycling fan.

Grant County, NM.
Joined June 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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8 years
You are not in a free society if you can't quit your job because of healthcare.
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8 years
Were the fuck were you the last eight years?
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8 years
“Filibustering to death the #Gorsuch nomination — or any presidential nomination ... — flies in the face of 230 years of Senate tradition.”
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@RinzieTheGreat @BrandiLynn4Ever @kindheartedxia When he says “most women”, he means every one he has been with.
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7 years
Maybe billionaires shouldn’t exist?
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8 years
The DNC should just replay this #60Minutes interview and adjourn.
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9 months
Reminder that 3 of the 4 actual border states do not stand with Texas.
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7 years
My big one is: MLK was allowed to live until he made it about all working people.
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7 years
Taking credit for the next right-wing terror attack.
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3 years
Note to Odenkirk fans. New Mexico doctors are American doctors. It's a State.
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7 years
MSNBC is becoming ridiculous. Fox has been there for decades.
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7 years
Bill Kristol: Fox News is becoming "ridiculous"
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2 years
@desertcronenm Robyn was a good friend to me and our kids played together. I hope everyone is ok. 🙏
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11 months
Everybody acts weird AF when it's an overcast day in New Mexico.
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5 years
@Ex_Reporter @WeAreRosie @KevinMKruse I heard most tenants had no idea Jared was their slumlord.
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7 years
I use commas like a 9th grade boy takes off a bra.
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7 years
If you live in a purple State and your Senator votes for this tax debacle that is supported by 25% of voters, your Senator just told you that big money is more important to them than your vote
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2 years
Found on a very rural property in SW New Mexico. Zoom in.
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5 years
New Mexico would be on this list if it was a state.
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These are the states that have implemented stay-at-home orders: California Connecticut Delaware Hawaii Illinois Indiana Louisiana Massachusetts Michigan New Jersey New York Ohio Oregon Washington West Virginia
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2 years
My single favorite fact is that goat heads are not native to the New World and we can blame Conquistadors for them.
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8 years
The DEA relied on the FDA for its pot decision. The FDA is controlled by the pharmaceutical industry . The DEA needs a reason to exist.
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2 years
@JhnAdmz @MeidasTouch What happened to the “support the troops” party? We knew you never meant it. Same with cops.
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8 years
Fuck you. You helped this.
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8 years
I don't think anyone can yet come close to processing the implications of Donald Trump actually being President of the United States.
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@austieJFish I had a boy cat who looked like that. His name was Meowhammed Ali.
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7 years
I Just unfollowed someone who was at 2999 followers and not following back. I hope it hurt.
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1 year
@imjdsharp @kylegriffin1 Does he charge taxpayers for the Secret Service to stay at his overpriced, resorts? Does he hold rallies in cities then stiff them on the bill for first responders?
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4 years
We only had to deal with the media hyping Mike Bloomberg for like two days because Elizabeth Warren ripped his soul out on live tv. Don’t forget that.
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2 years
@SunniJazz77 @OhRick4 Gingrich was marched out in disgrace. He is treated with dignity by the media today.
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@SkolBros @RandyMoss The day I learned to hate Joe Buck.
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7 years
The Super Bowl has its villains Now it needs its heroes
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2 years
Branch Covidians was our insult for the horse paste users. Don’t let them steal it.
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12 years
#YouMightBeARepublican if you think Obama spends too much time on vacation. http://t.co/vipoJ4lb
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2 years
@johnhawkinsrwn @AlexLDeLuca @JoshCeb @marcorubio Says the side calling everyone pedophiles.
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3 years
@ThomasLehrer Arizona is full of rich white people from the Midwest who moved there for the weather and were pissed that brown people already lived there.
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7 years
The remake of Goodfellas will be a documentary on what we are all living through.
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2 years
@fkgator @ericareport The kid is recovering from a gun shot wound. He is not “ok”.
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8 years
Someone should remind him of your amazing ability to always be wrong and still get paid.
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I'm traveling, so hadn't realized I'd so upset @realDonaldTrump . I'm sorry the mere mention of an independent candidate has so unnerved him.
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7 years
@TUSK81 @realDonaldTrump Paul Ryan washed clean dishes for 20 minutes
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2 years
The most consequential person in New Mexico politics my last 20+ years has been Maggie Toulouse Oliver.
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7 years
Have a great Fathers Day to my fellow dads. Enjoy a day with your kids and never, ever, say the term "men's rights"
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7 years
Is Nancy Grace still a thing?
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3 years
@rgordonvsi @franklinleonard There absolutely is age appropriate sex education at that stage. Your limited scope of the subject proves education should be left to educators.
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2 years
@p4pmemes @YPTActual You were saying?
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10 months
@hell_doe Woke in the morning with a peculiar feeling, looked up and saw Rudolph on the ceiling.
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7 months
Colorado wasn't quite the RW hellhole it became when I was first looking at colleges. Arizona already was. Full of suburbanites from the Midwest who moved there and were pissed brown people existed. Thats how I ended up in New Mexico when I was 18.
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2 years
@EthanSchmidtFan You’re getting chubby, tough guy,
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7 months
I saw him at the Sunshine in Albuquerque. He stopped the show in the middle of the second song and kicked out every skinhead in the audience. (1996).
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1 year
Imaging having the ability to travel the galaxy and crashing in Roswell? That’s always been my hangup on the story.
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6 years
One of my favorite places in New Mexico. Beautiful red rocks and the best fry bread tacos in the world. #NMTrue
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@Bencjacobs @PlankySmith The best rabbis are all busy on the laser program.
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@CJR16255 @aaronladd0 As a Vikes fan, I’m on your side.
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9 months
Idiots don't know what a socialist is because they banned dictionaries.
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Yep 💯 FMLG
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5 years
@ToLey88 @TonyAngelo Enjoy permanent GOP rule.
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3 years
Not looking great at the Rio Grande.
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4 years
@Purify_toast17 @desertcronenm I just don’t get the Warren hate.
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7 years
You are the greatest living argument for the estate tax.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.
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2 years
@michaelharriot I hope all Black cops hear the silence from their unions when it is one of them in trouble.
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3 years
Peeing in a cup for a boss is a bigger freedom issue than getting a shot or wearing a mask.
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@RinzieTheGreat @BrandiLynn4Ever @kindheartedxia I’ve been with one woman my entire life that I could not get off orally.
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8 months
I started a FB page once to replace the New Mexico State flower (Yucca) with the Goathead. The slogan was "The Yucca is a Sucka". People got so mad at me. Mostly my fellow cyclists. I hade a write up in New Mexico Magazine thanks to @EliseKapNM
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4 years
@jemelehill @sephius1999 Now magas will start saying “Master Bedroom” with the same venom that they say “Merry Christmas”.
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3 years
APPROVED! I'M MOVING TO SILVER CITY, NEW MEXICO!
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6 years
@Triracer46 @AOC If only she could be as modest and graceful as Sara Huckabee Sanders.
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7 years
It's 2017 and quaaludes are trending.
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7 years
The dumbest thing Anthony Wiener ever did was not be a Republican. He could be head of the Senate Judiciary Committee in today’s GOP.
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3 years
New Mexico’s greatest architectural achievement.
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@ChaseKerby Hotel California
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7 years
So much worse than #Benghazi . Fuck you #MAGA hypocrites
@thehill
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7 years
#BREAKING : Deaths of four US troops in Niger resulted from poorly planned mission and could have been avoided: report
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6 years
I like that Jill Stein is trending because thousands of people are telling her to fuck off at once.
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10 months
@Andie00471 I don't have much to give, but I work in a small homeless shelter. I'll be working alone on Xmas for several hours so my coworkers can be with their families.
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3 years
I came to Silver City to convince myself that moving here is a bad idea. It's not working. I want to live here.
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2 years
@washingtonpost @LA_LaVilla How many one-source articles got us into endless war in the Middle East?
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@imillhiser @chilepeppermama We can pass our own SB-8 style laws. Start with a bounty on unsecured guns.
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9 years
Today is not how Friday news dumps are supposed to work.
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10 months
I voluntarily surrender a gun I don't want, that will be destroyed, and you want that to be a crime. It's insanity.
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@McNmndad @NM_SSA How can someone buy back something they never owned in the first place? It isn’t proper english, and calling it a “buyback” is a blatant attempt to try and normalize the idea that our guns were never really ours to begin with.
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4 years
I am one year sober today. I didn’t think I could do it. If you are struggling, my DM’s are open.
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@AllieCrenshaw12 @LegalWeed4SC Says the people who turned “Merry Christmas” into an attack.
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I didn't despise Brett Favre (even as a Viking) and Aaron Rodgers because they where good, it was because they were both duchebags. History has proven me correct.
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@WhaleBearMan @tripgore Now I’m thinking about a bear shitting in the woods.
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4 years
I just had an interview wearing a mask and got the job!
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Congratulations Arizona. This is for you Gabby. http://t.co/QDKRiSPe
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@Hmmmmyesquite It’s ok because the Packers get Dahmer.
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@mistergeezy I was waiting for her to go there and she stuck the landing.
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@iFightForKids @jkranites You harassed a nice old guy because he won’t play by your rules. Then you us to cope. What a pathetic little man you are.
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@theredroute1 @INArteCarloDoss Book burners don’t get to talk about ‘cancel culture’.
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@JLVsTW1 @WitchGirl76 You should watch the Hot Coffee movie. You will think differently about that case.
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@zachdavis55555 @CodyEatsCarbs @DileepM8485 @ACTBrigitte It’s funny how the guys bootlicking billionaires refer to us as “elitist”.
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1 year
New Mexico is underrated in autumn. The bright yellow cottonwoods following every scrap of water, against a desert landscape, is stunning.
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3 years
I’m from the RFK Jr side of the wingnuts. I turn my urine into a zesty vinaigrette.
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7 years
A preemptive "fuck you" to the first person who says Trump sounded "Presidential" tonight.
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@maildad @audubonsociety Crows recognize human faces. I’m showing them your picture and telling them what you said.
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@thethriftygene @juliaioffe “Economic anxiety”. Here we go.
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11 years
Christians apologizing at the Chicago gay pride parade. #LGBT #SB1 http://t.co/EnliH2I4by
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I got the job!
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3 years
I have an interview with a nonprofit that does good work. Wish me luck!
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Gila and Jemez are both cool words.
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@Mary_Snickers @tweetsbylucien @chick_in_kiev How were the owners compensated for this labor? What were working conditions like?
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@Toddyballgame2 @yonathanseleshi @Outkick Y’all called us traitors when we opposed W’s disastrous wars. Plus you are wrong. It’s Putin’s war. Don’t call people “commie” when you are spouting KGB talking points.
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@RepHerrell @GovMLG @POTUS I'm moving to your district next month. I'll have plenty of time to volunteer against you.
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Lincoln, NM being evacuated due to Blue 2 fire.
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