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CRO/CMO BelleMedical 🩺 | 7+ figures in 7 months 📈 | Don’t follow my trades 😡 | print(‘♡ Python’) Bearish on $TSLAQ 🐻 … /s | 💍 @TheTeslaHoe

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1 year
𝕏 should boost posts that reply to small accounts and limit those that only respond to large accounts — It helps the mission, further reduces the “lords and peasants” ideology, and give small accounts the chance to shine.
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
Well Zuck… it was fun while it lasted 💀
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10 months
@Tesla Tesla encouraging grand theft auto 💀
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1 year
@fuckedupfoods Wow I didn’t realize there would be so much 💦
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@McKayTaylor
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7 months
FSD (in its current form) should be called “aFSD” (Assisted Full Self Driving). The price should drop to $4000 or $50 /mo and sold as the best driver assist feature on the planet. Once FSD is out of beta/robotaxi ready, then increase price. This will bring forward
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
@PicturesFoIder I usually do a test scream at my phone before I start. I’d rather look like an idiot then let someone hear me do my business💀
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1 year
@PicturesFoIder Especially when you take your phone / laptop into the bathroom… 😫
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@McKayTaylor
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5 months
Looking at your “all in” $TSLA portfolio
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@McKayTaylor
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9 months
The only “Tesla” branding I saw on the Cybertruck was on the blinker 😂
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
@spooner4321 @growing_daniel It really is actually 5 guys: Samuel, Will, Adam, Sergey, and Samir, but they didn’t think SWASS was a good marketing strategy.
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@McKayTaylor
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2 months
How to get past the hotel AC max limit. 1. Change it to °C 2. Get a hot bag of water.
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@McKayTaylor
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6 months
@StorySorcery Fr the scranton strangler has invaded London 😭😭
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
@TwitterBusiness @elonmusk So, to summarize: You can be verified, verified and verified with blue, verified as a business, verified as business with blue, or… verified, with blue, for a business that pays for blue, that’s been verified. 🤔 … got it! 😉 😂
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1 year
@MKBHD “Mr Chew does TikTok use the phone’s battery” 🤨
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
. @Tesla continuing to roll out FSD beta to more & more new users. Wife’s Y (which was on 2022.36.6) just received 10.69.3.1! 🎉 Everyday looking better & better for a wider release! @WholeMarsBlog @teslascope
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@McKayTaylor
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6 months
@SawyerMerritt Crazy. It’s like they need some type of coordinated, methodical, national marketing campaign or something… 🫠🫠🫠
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@McKayTaylor
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4 months
DANGER 🫠
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
@NintendoAmerica So Ganondorf has/stole a “tear of the kingdom”?
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@McKayTaylor
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4 months
@MrBeast You can imagine what happens on day 69 😏
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@McKayTaylor
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6 months
Remember when Elon had “master plans” about Tesla 🥲
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1 year
@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Elon is on🔥 since being able to refocus back to Tesla. LOVE IT!
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@McKayTaylor
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10 months
Who remembers when you had to pay per text message? 🥴
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1 year
@Ragga0 @HumansNoContext Some people ability to “art”, just blows my mind.
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4 months
My FAVORITE Cybertruck feature (by far) is the new “steer by wire” sound effects 🤯🤩
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@McKayTaylor
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9 months
👀
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@McKayTaylor
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7 months
I need to make a public statement: As many of you know, my wife @TheTeslaHoe posted this today. I NEED to reiterate… I am no now way tied to, responsible for, or in part of this endeavor. When she inevitably goes to prison, I need to make sure our kids have a parental figure🤍
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Enough is enough. I have set up a GoFundMe for Elon Musk, as he has been paid $0 for years as CEO of Tesla. Before scrolling past this, please consider donating. You don’t want your CEO to end up on the street..cold, hungry & alone 🙏🏻 Please help reach our goal of $55 billion.
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@McKayTaylor
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11 months
I’d call this a good day 😜
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@McKayTaylor
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9 months
Best short of the year 😜🙃
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
Secured this plate back when I had an ICE… they thought I was crazy. Worth it! 😏❤️‍🔥
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
@teslaownersSV @RealDanODowd @elonmusk Everyone watching the ad: Wowww… Tesla’s have full self driving?! 😂😂
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@McKayTaylor
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4 months
Me: I have a Cybertruck Her:
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7 months
Story of my life 💀
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2 years
@WholeMarsBlog Lol truck drivers are gonna be taking it to the “track” in between hauls 🤣
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1 year
@cctv_idiots Depends on the country. If this was Amsterdam, 100% the guy walking 😂
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@McKayTaylor
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4 months
Live footage of @TheTeslaHoe on a FSD drive…
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4 months
@jeremyjudkins_ Sucking someone dry is a selfish act?🤔
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
It aligns the motivations of large and small accounts. Large accounts want reach (and to get paid), small accounts want recognition. It’s a win win 😉
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3 months
I think I’m sitting in front of @TheTeslaHoe 👀
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1 year
I guarantee Threads will eventually have to just merge with IG… Hold me to it!
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3 months
When she finds out you don’t own bitcoin…
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@McKayTaylor
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7 months
Throwback about 10 years ago. @TheTeslaHoe slacking off in the middle of class 😒
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1 year
@PicturesFoIder Wow… that meat is as hard as a rock.
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
@engineers_feed Only 43% of your cells are human...🧬 … the other 57% is bacteria and other microorganisms 🦠 Your body is more bacteria, than you are human!🤓
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1 year
@SawyerMerritt Wow @ValueAnalyst1 was right. Tesla will be the only automaker in 2025 😂
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@McKayTaylor
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9 months
I blame @TheTeslaHoe 😒
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4 months
@jeremyjudkins_ BRO… 💀💀💀— WHY SIDEWAYS?! My anxiety 😭
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5 months
@briandstone__ Holy f… that’s messed up. Is this for sure confirmed? Is there a clause for early termination of the lease in the event it happens? 🫥😬
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@McKayTaylor
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2 years
@Meggett_Tron @UberFacts Phenomenal soundtrack, amazing vocals. 100% underrated.
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3 months
Y’all know if @TheTeslaHoe is going to be at the SH event? I’m gonna try and sleep with her. 😏 💅
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
Breaking: *spotted* @TheTeslaHoe in the wild?!? 👀
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@McKayTaylor
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5 months
That view 😮‍💨
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@McKayTaylor
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27 days
This is my “why” 🥹🥹🥹
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7 months
Don’t tell @TheTeslaHoe 😬
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@McKayTaylor
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11 months
Misconceptions/confusions I STILL hear about Teslas FREQUENTLY (and why a controlled narrative, via education campaign, would be so beneficial): • they struggle to charge in the winter • you have to stop multiple times on a trip and it takes hours each time • “they aren’t
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@Kristennetten 4000 pies at x $20 a pie = $80,000 That’s about .001 of Q2 EPS. This is definitely the reason for the stock being down 3% today 😔 … 😜
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@McKayTaylor
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9 months
Thanks Tesla, but no FAKE NEWS. I have NOT received the “holiday update”… 😑🫠
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4 months
How do we function as a couple… 🫠
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4 months
Happy Mother’s Day to this M I L F 🥵
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7 months
When she finds out you own $TSLA, $BTC and $PLTR …
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5 months
This charger will never be the same 💀
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1 year
Hey @elonmusk , @TheTeslaHoe should be the ‘ring girl’ for the “Zuck vs Musk” showdown 😉
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9 months
I’m gonna start selling @TheTeslaHoe bathtub water, to pay for my Cybertruck, if anyone is interested. 😘
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1 year
@ZeldaUniverse You had me triggered for a solid 10 seconds 😂
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@McKayTaylor
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2 months
They try to impeach him. They try to make him a felon. They try to k*ll him. And yet he still fights for America 🇺🇸✊🏼
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@cherrycrushTV Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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4 months
She was trying to sound like a “zombie” from “the last of us” 😳💀 (warning)…
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1 year
@DirtyTesLa YES. It would frequently make an attempt to go into a left turn lane when it needed to go straight. A few disengagements and it’s fixed (no update required) 🔥
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@cherrycrushTV Hiiiiiiiiii 🥺
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@McKayTaylor
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Payback, payback. 8 years ago 💅.
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payback. 10 years ago. enjoy.
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@McKayTaylor
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1 year
@SawyerMerritt That growth continues to look exponential 🔥
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Day in the life of being married to “The Tesla Ho3” on a Father’s Day 💀….
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1 year
Okay I need new gym PR songs, go ⬇️:
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@WholeMarsBlog Man, forget robotaxi. Just the amount of work I’ll be able to get done (time I’ll save) while it’s drives me around is insane.
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All men know this pain 😫
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4 months
WARNING. DO NOT give your wife gourmet marshmallows after coming home from sedative dentistry 😬💊
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1 year
@realMeetKevin @Tesla @VancityReynolds @elonmusk That was AI?!? I would have never known 😉 @VancityReynolds better be careful… he may be out of a job 🤣🤣
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. @WholeMarsBlog @teslascope FINALLY!! 🥹😂🎉
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@MissJilianne Lol. You are the most negative Tesla owner I know. 😂 If the experience is so bad/expensive, why not just get a different car? The beauty of capitalism is the consumers wallet drives the ship.
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@McKayTaylor
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H⭕️E vs Preworkout…
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1 year
@UberFacts 1 day is the rotation of a planet, around itself. 1 year is the time it takes for that same planet to do a full rotation around its star/sun.
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@McKayTaylor
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Gym life 😮‍💨 (ps… she doesn’t know I took this 🫣)
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@TheTeslaHoe @elonmusk this is actually a pretty good idea. Let 𝕏 advertisers have the option to display ads into Teslas that “opt in”. In return users that “opt in” could get some “freemium features” (like free premium connectivity).
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Me: what are you wearing to the shareholder event? TTH:
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If you are ever feeling embarrassed just remember 🙃
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Don’t do drugz. 💀
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@rockrel983 @WholeMarsBlog Says the guy on twitter 😉
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That feeling after checking the TSLA shares you bought before earnings.
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What I imagine TTH does at home all day while I’m working…
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@elonmusk @Microsoft Because it’s running on windows (the OS) which you don’t own, (despite buying the hardware) and Microsoft is essentially licensing for you to use. Gonna have to go the Linux route 😅
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@michaeljburry Lol. Ya, testosterone has “nothing” to do with it. So strange it’s banned in most professional sports 🤔
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I’m never letting @TheTeslaHoe drive the CT again 😑
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