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Baseball fan, music lover, beard haver. Willie Nelson fan. Beard model. wanna be poet. Susan Sontag aficionado. Ozark butt chug witness. Salt Mine Hall of Famer

Cincinnati, OH
Joined September 2009
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Think about the ugliest person you’ve ever slept with..... Now think about how you are that person for someone. Happy Friday
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3 months
Where’s this energy and anger when there’s a school shooting?
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Because of the office, do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Dwight Yoakum gif?
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Rosco Malone
9 years
I'll settle down when I find someone I can trust to run the music when we are in the car together.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
What’s harder, going through your phone and deleting every pic of someone or being reminded of them each day on the Timehop?
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Happy 6th birthday to my girl, Stella. If you don’t wish her a happy birthday she says you are dead to her.
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Rosco Malone
3 years
If Hall and Oates were dogs, this would have been their album cover.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Whatever happens in the next week don’t let Drake anywhere near Chiefs apparel or Kansas City.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
How many teachers can throw 95?
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5 years
If pitchers can make $324 million, we can pay every teacher in this country at least $60,000.
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5 years
I’m off the market.
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5 years
Ok. I’m sorry but this shit is cute
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Easily one of my favorite photos of my Stella.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Soooo. I bought a house today.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Album cover shit.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
My son is ready for the Christmas party.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken of Stella
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Mookie is mom now.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Happy anniversary to @JasonIsbell He blew our minds a year ago when he dropped The Nashville Sound. Thank you for this masterpiece.
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Rosco Malone
2 years
When @USAquarium said “if your god was gonna save us, he’d of done it by now” He spoke the god damned truth.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Im married.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I’m excited for you guys to see how beautiful our wedding was. It was breathtaking. I’m a married man and it doesn’t feel real.
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@McCoy16
Rosco Malone
4 years
From daddy to dad. Watch out world.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Oh yeah. Got a cat.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Love
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Rosco Malone
6 years
So everyone meet Stella’s new brother Mookie
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Rosco Malone
6 years
If your dog isn’t allowed on the couch or the bed, you don’t have a dog. You have a sad animal who only wants to love and be near you, dying a little inside.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Mookie met the puppies. It went the most Mookie way possible.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I don’t even know how to describe these two sometimes.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
When you’re waiting patiently at the bar for your turn and the bartender serves the pretty drunk girl first.
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Rosco Malone
3 years
My heart is so full. Stella is the best girl.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
I know you guys are just here for puppy pictures now.
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Rosco Malone
3 years
Everything kind of makes sense now.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
The girl practicing hunting skills. Ferocious content.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Mr. & Mrs.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Sometimes i feel bad for Stella.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Working from home like
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Everybody includes their brother in engagement photos right? Thanks @2infantiNbeyond for being so patient and good to us. ❤️
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Please don’t let my boy be a Jayhawks fan.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Squad goals
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Rosco Malone
5 years
I was having the toughest morning and hating life. Got myself together and went to see clients with a positive attitude. I was given this after a session. I am blessed to be making a difference in these kids lives. Even if i don't always feel it. I am living my best life.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Playing with the water
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Rosco Malone
6 years
First attempt
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Rosco Malone
5 years
If any zoos need a surrogate, Stella is available.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
I have perfect dogs
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Last of Mookie for the night but i love his damn hops.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Bought a Halloween romper today. Kinda feelin myself
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Happy Thanksgiving from the pack.
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Rosco Malone
1 year
What’s it like having the dumbest dog in the world, you ask? At least he’s sweet.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Monday’s are whatever. But Tuesday’s......
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Stella had a little seizure last night. So she’s taking it easy today. Mookie is staying close for support.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I’ve never been in love with a picture until today.
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Rosco Malone
3 years
❤️
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5 years
Big moment here
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Rosco Malone
3 years
I’m going to try really hard not to make this a strictly dad account now and get back to foolishness, baseball, music, and dogs. But it’s not going to be in the next few days because my kid is freaking cute.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
So I’m allowed to introduce Rune to the internet now. She’s a good girl. The pack is welcoming her in.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
She was there through my incarceration. I wanna show the nation my appreciation. Happy birthday to my angel baby girl. The big number 5.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
I talk a lot of shit on my brothers mustache but the damn thing looks magnificent in his element.
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Rosco Malone
7 years
It’s cool that Cleveland is going to have a parade if they lose all their games. Can Cincinnati have one when they fire Marvin Lewis? @CincyProblems
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Rosco Malone
4 years
It’s Mookie’s birthday! Enjoy some puppy moments from two years ago.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Guess who decided to finish my coffee while i was on a work call? Someone is about to be lit and explode all over my back yard.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I took Stella to the store today to look for plants. This was her favorite. So i got it for her.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
I got a new couch today. Couldn’t decide which dog would be the first one to take claim on it. I got my my answer in less than 20 minutes.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
My son isn’t very graceful. He was trying to take this body pillow into his kennel, and then...
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Rosco Malone
6 years
He was a good boy today. So he got a little piece of steak fat.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
If only people cared about domestic violence this much when it involves normal people.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
I hit a new level of bachelor. A friend gave me a little Christmas tree about a week ago. I’ve been watering it and making a mess. Realized today it’s fake. Santa. Send me a good woman.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Stella broke her frisbee tonight and has just been crying about it ever since.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
This may be my new favorite picture.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
I met this little feller today. I named him Julio. Julio did not want to be my friend. He ran away when i got too close.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I know y’all have been missing some Stella in your lives.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
I always see dogs doing this with thousands of likes. Stella doesn’t do it for the likes. She does it for the joy.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
We have come a long way in our society in regards to the mental health stigma. But tonight as i worked a school function promoting mental health i witnessed many fathers joke with their kids about needing therapy. We have to do better as men. It is not a weakness to get help.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
My vows are finished. I is as able to FaceTime some close friends. About to pour a nice glass of whiskey and start putting on the tux. Your boy is about to take the plunge.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I just felt my baby move for the first time. So nothing else in the world matters to me now.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Poor Stella. She’s just trying to have a lazy Sunday.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Chipotle bowls don’t taste as good when you eat them with a regular fork. It has to be a plastic fork.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
I’m only going to focus on the positives as i leave. Thank you to all the friends i made in my time here in Kansas. You will be missed. Some of you became family. I’ll only be 9 1/2 hours away. Come visit. You’ll have a place to stay. Much love. Peace and blessings
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Rosco Malone
7 years
Dear @bigbuckhunter I have a blind customer who comes into my bar and plays your game. He’s a huge fan. Sometimes he gets lucky and hits one or two. Want to hook him up with some swag?
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Hugs make everything ok.
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6 years
I found my calling
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5 years
It’s so cute
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6 years
Two ways to eat the booty
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I’m not ok. This hurts. RIP Salt Mine.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Put in my application to possibly adopt Sophia. Stella has been wanting a sister for a long time. I think Stella would be a good companion for a deaf dog. We hopefully get to meet her this weekend.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
Body shaming is body shaming. Fat, skinny, curvy, fit, dad bod, obese. If you are shit talking or making judgements about a person because of their body, you are an asshole and part of the problem. Worry about your own insecurities.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Owen wanted to go to the pumpkin patch for senior pictures.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I guess I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
The girls are becoming quite the pair.
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Rosco Malone
4 years
I can’t even begin to explain how much i love Stella.
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Rosco Malone
3 years
Wholesome content for this Sunday.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Happy Mookie Day! He’s brought me a lot of smiles this past year.
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Rosco Malone
6 years
On a scale of 1-10, how mad is Stella going to be when i get home?
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Rosco Malone
4 years
Mookie already looks like an old man but i captured him getting ready to bark and he looks even older.
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Rosco Malone
5 years
Any guesses on who is getting a bath right now because she jumped in the toilet while i was peeing?
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