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@McCormack_90

5 months

Todd Cantwell's social media is an eye opener eh.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Regardless of the team you support, see if you come on here and mock a wean with Down Syndrome or point score about child sexual abuse, you're a rotten bastard. All because of your football team? Fucking grow up.

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4 months

Ally McCoist's commentary is insufferable. It really is. It really irritates me. It really does.

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@McCormack_90

2 months

Another helmet. Out marching the streets of Belfast, protesting against non-Irish people in Ireland. He's Scottish.

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@McCormack_90

2 months

Most notable thing Todd Cantwell did against Celtic was stop Hatate getting a drink 😂

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Imagine being that bitter, you get rid of the green grass and put a blue carpet in yer garden. 1690 staunch points 😂😂😂😂

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@McCormack_90

2 months

Time to forget about O'Riley and back this boy. There's a player there 🍀

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5 months

It's a yes from me 😂🍀🎶

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@McCormack_90

6 months

What a difference having this lad back in the team by the way. A Rolls Royce of a player. If we somehow manage to keep a hold of him in the summer I'd be delighted.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Family party tonight. 3 times my maw's told me since yesterday to "mind it's mixed company." Going on as if I'm going to show up with a balaclava and a beret on fuck sake.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Hi Susan. What's your opinion on the depressing an unacceptable anti-Catholic hate marches that you and your government facilitate every year?

Susan Aitken

@SusaninLangside

5 months

Thanks to @GlasgowCC cleansing teams for their overnight clean-up. But it’s depressing & unacceptable that yet again a significant number of grown adults are unable to celebrate their team’s success while also respecting fellow citizens & public property

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@McCormack_90

2 months

All the best Matt O'Riley 🍀 Thanks for mending a heart that Tom Rogic broke. 😭

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@McCormack_90

5 months

First hour or 2 is magic. From then on it is utter chaos. Out the back with the family, a bbq and a swally will do me after the game.

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@NCCeltic

5 months

Glasgow's green and white

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7 months

Just heard a young guy I used to work with committed suicide today. 4 weans, a Mrs, decent job, nice family, etc. Just shows that poor mental health can affect any of us at any time. Speak up lads. You're not on your own and there's no shame in asking for help.

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@McCormack_90

11 days

Thoughts and prayers with the huns who were sitting waiting to post tweets at 87 mins. Get it up ye.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

What an upgrade!

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Imagine taunting a young lassie about her mum dying of cancer just cos your football team got beat. Horrible stuff.

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@McCormack_90

4 months

Since my first ever Celtic game 24 years ago, I've watched my club lift 38 trophies. 18 leagues, 6 trebles, 6 doubles, an invincible treble and a quadruple treble. Aye...McCoist really scarred me 😂

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@McCormack_90

14 days

Spending 2 days laughing at Celtic for getting pumped away to a team ranked 7th in the world. Only to then get pumped at home by a team ranked 70th in the world.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Just told the wean she was a good girl for eating all her toast. Wife's packed my bags and filed for divorce.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

£182.70 from the bookie, huns pumped and the wife's just suggested an Indian for dinner. Class wee Saturday.

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@McCormack_90

6 months

I'd be more than happy if Celtic just stuck to a simple design like this every season. Green badge and whatever sponsor. Job done. No need to try and jazz up the hoops.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Honestly don't get this pish. I'm a dad to 3 kids. Fucking no need for it.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Santa was a baw hair away from dishing out Communion the day.

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@McCormack_90

3 months

Do you honestly think I'm going to snub Portugal v France in the quarter finals of the Euros to watch Ayr United v Celtic Reserves? Course I am.

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@McCormack_90

7 months

Don't think the Green Brigade get enough credit to be honest. To smuggle a joint that size into the ground in a baccy tin without the polis finding out is impressive.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Just away to light a candle for the Fir Park seats and Jane Lewis. HH.

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@McCormack_90

3 months

It's mad how less stressful your life is when Celtic aren't playing every weekend. From next weekend onwards 11 men kicking a ball about will determine what kinda mood I'm in for the rest of the week. Bonkers 😂

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Popped into my maw's to do a wee job for her tonight. In return, she's made my piece for work tomorrow. 33 years old 😂

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@McCormack_90

29 days

@LeSouness Cost less to buy your full club than it did to buy a happy meal.

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@McCormack_90

4 months

@FendedO1916 Someone's Pheelán Ó'Fendéd...

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@McCormack_90

8 months

For the avoidance of doubt, no I don't condone anyone mocking the Ibrox disaster either. I can support my team and despise yours without being a fucking idiot about it.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Big man goes with my best wishes. Been a few dodgy decisions, granted. But he's also bailed us out quite a few times.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

"indefensible misogyny" you say? 👀

whodat

@joliwasfi

8 months

This is their intellectual level. Apparently the “good girl” journo is a bigot because she worked for RTV…. And, ergo, deserves to be subjected to misogyny 🙄 There really is no depth this lot won’t plumb Defending the indefensible misogyny purely because it’s their manager 🙄

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Scottish men's champs - @CelticFC Scottish women's champs - @CelticFCWomen We run this place. Don't forget it you hun dogs.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

I think I've actually lost brain cells interacting with that mob on here today. Never again man. Better chance of having an intellectually coherent discussion with my 2 year old 😂

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@McCormack_90

6 months

After tonight's posts from Fiona Harvey, Richard Gadd better start writing season 2 just now 😳 #BabyReindeer

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@McCormack_90

8 months

@Gersfan1983uk Naw. It's not alright. That's fucking abysmal aswell.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

@mark209406623 No, it's not. Where did I say it was?

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Everything felt right with Celtic today. The team looked organised and played some cracking football. The atmosphere in the stadium made a massive difference aswell. No moaning and groaning, just sheer encouragement from the stands. Up the fucking Celtic 🍀✊🏼

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@McCormack_90

5 months

longbangers

@longbangers

5 months

What's the best tweet you've ever seen?

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@McCormack_90

15 days

A lot of stick coming from across the city. Which is fair enough. We got annihilated last night. But I'd probably just worry about my own team if we'd won 1 league title in 12 years and currently sit 5 points behind Aberdeen.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Huns added community notes to this hahahahahahahaha 😂

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Todd Cantwell's social media is an eye opener eh.

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Fair play to Hearts. They gave it 5 minutes before pulling their pants down and bending over.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

@sdceltic1 Think it was "Brits Out" but unconfirmed.

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@McCormack_90

7 months

@NotoriousBAG_ No as wild as taking snidey pictures of a guy just minding his business doing a work out in the gym.

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@McCormack_90

9 months

Giving twitter another bash. Follow back would be decent. Cheers 👍🏼

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@McCormack_90

2 months

@paulmclaughli20 Guy's a fkn warmer ain't he

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@McCormack_90

9 months

Taking my wee boy to his first Celtic game on Sunday. He's only 4. Can't wait to stand in a queue for half an hour for a hotdog he'll eat 1 bite of, take him to the toilet 500 times and listen to him tell me he's freezing and wants his mum from the 10th min til the 90th.

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@McCormack_90

4 months

Just seen a tweet comparing James Tavernier to Paul McStay so that's me done with the internet for today. Bye.

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@McCormack_90

11 days

James Forrest gets some stick but I still really like him. Always brings buckets of energy into the game.

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@McCormack_90

6 months

The Celtic don't half put ye through the ringer man.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Looking for 1 cup final ticket. Can have my wife, three weans and the dug in return 🥴

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@McCormack_90

2 months

Beautiful St.Andrew's tifo from the Union Bears at Hampden. Fair play to them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@McCormack_90

29 days

Daizen fucking Maeda. Every blade of grass the wee man covered.

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@McCormack_90

2 months

I got over Larsson. O'Riley won't be an issue.

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@McCormack_90

7 months

Why is it any time you get a chippy, in your head it's going to be class but it reality it's always fkn rotten?

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@McCormack_90

28 days

@WeeNippySweety Went for a sunbed in fkn Chernobyl.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Some fans saying Mikey Johnston wasn't given the chance to prove himself at Celtic. 6 and a half years and 3 different managers was ample opportunity to cement yourself in the first team.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

This 👇🏼 We've dropped points at home to St Johnstone, Motherwell, Hearts and Killie. Need to be at our best.

Dominic Beckett

@Gorbalsallycat

5 months

Too many tims on here thinking Saturdays a foregone conclusion is giving me the fear.

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@McCormack_90

2 months

@aileenkerr34 I can't stick him either. Loves itself 😂

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Daizen Maeda, who was ruled out for the rest of the season 10 days ago, now back training after a 3 day trip to Lourdes 🙏🏼🍀

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Fucked the huns, the sun is shining and the weans made their First Holy Communion. What a day for the parish. Up the good guys ✊🏼🍀🇻🇦

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Forever grateful to my mum and dad for bringing me up a fenian bead-rattling bastard.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Celtic are bad for your mental health.

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@McCormack_90

7 months

Family round for Easter dinner, all the weans eating chocolate til they're sick, Lent's done so the pints are poured and the Celts are top of the pile. Happy Easter!

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Nearly time to spend an hour looking at the Chinese menu only to inevitably order a chicken curry, fried rice, chips and prawn crackers. Creature of habit.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

@_WATP_1872_ Unreal that you've just used that word in 2024 but are greeting about Rodgers saying good girl 😂

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@McCormack_90

25 days

Louis Palma is pish and no one will change my mind. Worse than a man down.

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@McCormack_90

4 months

@BillwilsonPete Not as predictable as Dundee winning fuck all every season.

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@McCormack_90

12 days

I adore my weans. I love them more than life. But see when they go to bed after a full day of nipping your head, best feeling in the world 😂

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@McCormack_90

7 months

A Sunday well spent brings a week of content 🙏🏼 Happy Mother's Day to all the mammies 💚

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@McCormack_90

5 months

How good is it having a Sunday to recover from they games. Usually in work hanging out my hoop. Instead am lying on the couch hanging out my hoop. Hope her maw keeps the weans til bedtime 😂🤞🏼

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@McCormack_90

5 months

@lorielleg Crackpot man

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Seriously thinking about chucking the drink altogether. Was off it for Lent and felt magic. Had a drink at the weekend and still feel shite 2 days later.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Abada being forced out before he's even signed. Shameful...👀

Party for Socialism and Liberation

@pslnational

8 months

Charlotte, NC stands with the people of Palestine against genocide 🇵🇸 #ShutItDown4Palestine

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@McCormack_90

2 months

I love when Celtic are linked with a player and people go "he's shite" straight away, even though most of them have only seen him play once or twice. Most negative fanbase on earth man 😂

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@McCormack_90

22 days

Facing your own mortality with humour is probably one of the bravest things anyone could ever do. A real shame that.

Janey Godley

@JaneyGodley

22 days

I’m now at end of life care - palliative care-and will be going into a hospice for the foreseeable - thanks to everyone who sends me love and support- you’ve been amazing

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8 months

Some day for the parish 😂

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@McCormack_90

4 months

@Rbaz92 Give what a rest? We don't all have to like the same people Ryan 😂

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Willie Collum is a Catholic but he's no friend of Celtic so I dunno why people are acting like we've got one up on them. He's a clown aswell.

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@McCormack_90

6 months

Does everyone else's arse collapse every time Hart passes to Scales?

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Working 10 hours outside in the pishing rain to rush home from work so I can go sit in the pishing rain watching Celtic pass the ball sideways for another 90 mins. The stuff dreams are made of.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Imagine knowing your team need 3 points to stay in a title race. Biggest game of the season and you score an own goal and get sent aff hahahahahahahahahaha

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Angry bears allll over my twitter 😂😡

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@McCormack_90

7 months

It's mad how your gran knows a prayer for every ailment. "Sore head son? Pray to St. Teresa of Avila. Can't sleep? St Joseph's yer man!" 😂

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@McCormack_90

11 days

Thoughts and prayers with the huns who were also sitting waiting at 87 mins to post Aberdeen tweets. Get it up ye. Again.

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@McCormack_90

11 days

Thoughts and prayers with the huns who were sitting waiting to post tweets at 87 mins. Get it up ye.

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7 months

Chuffed for Daizen and Kyogo. Did not enjoy that game one bit.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Imagine calling someone that and greeting about Rodgers saying "good girl" 😂

S•W 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🫡🤚🏼

@_WATP_1872_

8 months

@McCormack_90 Another mongo of a fenian not understanding that it was the condescending way he used it.

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@McCormack_90

6 months

This season kicked off 258 days ago. In total, Rangers have been top of the league for 27 days (give or take) of that. Where has the idea come from that they "handed" us the league?

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Mental the amount of people who say we wouldn't miss McGregor.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Doing no bad for a boy that was written off before he kicked a ball. On ye go big fella 🍀🇮🇪

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@McCormack_90

1 month

Utter shite. Celtic don't need Rangers. Bury them again and make sure they stay dead this time.

PLZ Soccer

@PLZSoccer

2 months

🗣️ 'The longer this goes on, the more pressure it heaps on Rangers. And Celtic need a strong Rangers.' Philippe Clement is yet to beat Celtic, a stat that adds to his pressures. #CelticFC | #RangersFC | #SPFL

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@McCormack_90

6 months

The SFA will literally do anything to keep them in a title race. It's blatant as fuck 😂

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@McCormack_90

8 months

Only acceptable dinner on Ash Wednesday. Catholic steak.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

How it took this long to put that beasty rat behind bars I'll never know.

Police Scotland

@PoliceScotland

8 months

A 51-year-old man has been convicted of murdering 27-year-old Emma Caldwell in 2005. Iain Packer was also found guilty at the High Court in Glasgow today of a number of charges involving violent and sexual crimes against women. Read the full release here:

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@McCormack_90

5 months

I wouldn't know who to vote for in a general election. All of them are so far out of touch with the ordinary, working-class it's unreal. Only thing I can be sure of is that my vote will never, ever go to those Tory parasites.

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@McCormack_90

8 months

The shape of a football pitch in Luis Palma's world.

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@McCormack_90

5 months

Why do some lassies get all dolled up cracking for a night out then keep their apple watch on? Yous counting yer steps doing the slosh or wit?

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@McCormack_90

8 months

"The story of the season has already been written. But we'll write our own story." Brendan Rodgers. It's stuff like this that sucks me right back in with him 😂

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